Chapter 1
“Introduction”
What happened? All I remember is falling. I don’t remember why, I just fell. I don't even remember my name, I just...
”Trixie! There's somepony in the road!” said someone I couldn't make out
.”Don’t wor5ry, the Great And Powerful Trixie will help!” said a baby blue mare with silver hair...
WAIT! A talking mare!!! I then passed out from shock. Weather it was the talking pony or the fall, either way, I was out cold.
I woke up with a splitting headache, in the hospital. That fall must have been more serious then I thought, I thought I saw talking ponies for a second there. I'm in a hospital room, a Curtin separating me and a strange figure, there was a blue wall on the back of my bed and in front of me. There was a heart monitor that was monitoring my heart beat.
”Oh, your awake.” said someone behind the curtains;
it’s obvious a nurse, telling from the shadow behind the curtain.
”Where am I?” I asked;
that's a stupid question.
“Why, you're in the Ponyville medical center.” said the nurse.
What a strange name for a town.
”You received a very nasty laceration o n your head, if that mare Trixie didn't help[ you, you'd have probably died from, blood loss.”
. Wow I was lucky! … WAIT, did she just say that a mare rescued me! The nurse then draws back the curtains to reveal that she's a white pony with light pink hair and a medical cross on her backside! My eyes widen with surprise
!” WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!” I shouted.
“I’ m nurse Readheart, she said,” and can you keep your voice down, there are ponies sleeping.”.
I need help, I'm seeing things I start to convolve. Nurse Readheart calls out for the doctor; that when I relied, I CANT FELL MY TOES, I look down to my feet, I DON’T HAVE ANY TOES, I look at my hands, I DON'T HAVE ANY FINGERS AS WELL! I reach for a mirror which, thankfully, was there, I pick it up(don't ask me how) and I bring it towards my face. I look into it and...
, “MY FACE! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE!” I shouted
I've been turned into a pony! Suddenly I felt a little prick, and then I passed out. They sedated me to stop my panic attack.
I was out for god knows how long. I woke up strapped to the hospital bed I was still sedated, so I couldn't move or speak; it gave me time to think.
“Ok, I'm a pony now, I can’t change that, I thought, “but how did I become a pony?’.
I sat there, trying to remember. Then it hit me, I remembered what sit happened to me, I remember my name, job, and hobbies. My name is Timothy Drost, but my friends call me Mouse Clicker, because I'm on the computer a lot. I worked at Best Buy for a year, it was a dead end job which barley paid. I remember a portal opening up next to my computer desk; i9 was sucked through and started falling. All I remember after that was falling. A few minutes later, the nurse came back in,
”You must have received a nasty concussion,” she said, "you were panicking at the sight of me, you must have crashed pretty hard, worse than Rainbow Dash.
”
”Who Rainbow Dash?” I asked.
“Only the best flyer in Equestria!” said another mare at the side of my bed,
there were t3wo Pegasus there, one had a rainbow mane and tail with baby blue skin and a rainbow thunderbolt on her backside. The other had a pink mane and tail with yellow skin and three butterflies on her backside.
“I'm Rainbow Dash,” the baby blue Pegasus said,” and next to me is Fluttershy”
“Um...hello.” Fluttershy whispered.
Rainbow dash then asked “We would like to ask you a few questions.”
“go ahead” I said.
“All right then, ”Rainbow Dash said, ”Trixie said you fell out of the sky, now being a fellow Pegasus, I know that impossible unless you got a broken wing, which you didn’t, is she telling the truth?”
So I'm a Pegasus, when I get unstrapped ill check in a mirror
. “yes, she's telling the truth, and I'm quite offended that you would question my savior like that”. I sad angry.
I then heard hoofssssssteps coming from the hall, it was that baby blue mare with silver hair, now wearing a hat and cape with stars on them, I then noticed a horn, she was a unicorn.
“Trixie!” Rainbow Dash yelled.
Trixie then turned around to face Rainbow Dash.
“you planted something in his mind and then cut is head, didn't you!!!” she said angrily.
“No, I..” Trixie said before Rainbow Dash started to dash to hit her.
“NO!!!” Fluttershy yelled
. I broke free of my straps and ran as fast as I could to stop Rainbow Dash, ii tackled her right before she got to Trixie, we both hit the ground. I had to use all of my strength to hold her down.
“Are you out of your god damn mind?!” I yelled at her.
“Just get out of here Trixie, get out and never return!” Rainbow Dash yelled.
“RAINBOW DASH!!,” Fluttershy yelled, "YOU DONT REALLY MEAN THAT!”
. Trixie then galloped off, crying. I chased after her.
“Wait!” nurse Readheart yelled, but I was already around the corner
I had a hard time keeping up with her “Wait!!” I called out to her She stopped, and turned to face me.
”What, are you going to.
call me a liar too! Say I Hurt you and to get out of town!” Trixie said.
“Thank you, for saving my life.” I said.
She stopped crying.
“If it wasn't for you, id be dead. I don’t think you're lying, I think you're a great pony.” I told her.
“I also think you cute.” I thought
, only, I did not think it, I blurted it out. Trixie blushed
”thank you.” she said.
She then hugged me, and I hugged her back.
“Hey, I'm doing a magic show tomorrow, want to join me”.
“Sure!” I said.
“ What's your name?” she asked
MY name?” I said
, I then saw a mirror right next to me, I had brown mane and tail(derpy style), white skin with a mouse cursor on my backside,
” my name is Mouse Clicker!”. I announced proudly.
NEXT CHAPTER
Trixe's magic show
Rainbow Dash explains
Rest of the mane 6
Continuity complains
Chapter 2: Max: Freelance Police
Chapter 2
Max :Freelance police
I was released from the hospital the next day, I had to stay the night after my little episode. They found me phcolgicalyy sane after a psychological review. Trixie was waiting for me at the entrance of the hospital. I'm amazed how similar it looks to my hospital back on earth.
"how are you feeling?" Trixie said.
"I feel fantastic!" I said, smiling a little.
She smiled back," Ready to go see my magnificent show?!" she said with great confidence.
"sure!" I said, so we tottered to Trixe's wagon, only to see that three ponies showed up! One was Rainbow Dash, looking grumpy, like she was dragon here, her hooves were crossed and she had a disgruntled face. the other was Fluttershy, looking extra shy today. the last one was a purple u8nicorn , with a purple ma me and tail, with purple eyes, and a star on her flank
"Where is everyone?" Trixie said disappointed, "Why doesn't anyone want to see The Great and Humble Trixie?".
"Probably because of the way you acted last time you were here," said the purple unicorn,", you enslaved every pony...."
"Wait, what!!!!!" I blurted out!
"That wasn't5 my fault!"Trixie said, "I didn't know the Alarcon ambulant would have such a bad effect on me!"
"You mean it's like the Reapers in Mass 4Effect" I said. Everyone stared at me in confusion. Crap, I forgot, I'm on a different world, they never even heard of mass effect.
"I'm sorry, have we met before?" the purple unicorn said.
"oh, um, that's the pony Trixie rescued Twilight." Flutter shy said.
Twilight then sat up and walked over to me, She then stuck her right hoof up, signaling me to shack hands, sorry, I meet hooves. I picked up my right hoof and shook hooves with her.
"nice to meet you, my name is Twilight Sparkle, Twilight said, what's your name?"
"Mouse Clicker. I said. After shacking hooves, I saw a purple baby dragon....WAIT DRAGON!
"HOLY F*&KING S**T! A DRAGON!" I YELLED. I started to turn to run away when Twilight teleported in front of me.
"wait, that just my friend, Spike, he won't harm you, she said,", well unless you hurt his friends, especially his love, Rarity." she said Rarity in a sarcastic type of way. Hugh, weird.
"Twilight!" Spike yelled," I've got a message for you from princess Celestia! a upon crashed into a field outside of Ponyville!"
"Who's Princess Celestia...." I said before interjecting "WAIT WHAT?!"
" Was there any pony hurt?" Twilight said
"No!" Spike said "But there was a talking rabbit that was found in the ship!"
"A rabbit?" said Fluttershy worryingly.
"Yes, a talking g one." spike said, "he says his name was Max, and he comes from Earth."
"let's go girls!" Twilight said. all three ponies, not including me and Trixie,(also Spike) ran off.
Hang on, a talking rabbit whose name is Max and comes from Earth, could it be.....Earth....EARTH!
"Spike!" I yelled to him," Yo0u said the rabbits ftr5om Earth, right?!
"Well, yeah. Spike said "why do you ask?"
"I'll tell you on the way," Trixie, let's go b ask to the hospital"
why?" Trixie sa9id.
"because we got to go talk to Max,, Freelance policeman!" I said.
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"so let me get this straight," Trixie said while approaching the hospital door," you're actually what they call a human, and you fell from the sky?"
"yes ." I said, "and max can voucher for me."
all three of us entered the plad tiled, white wall waiting area, no one was sitting at the receptionists desk. I was about to sit on the bench on the wall when suddenly... Twilight comes running out.
"Thank goodness you're here spike," she said," now let's go talk to this max in room 101."
Ironic. I fo0llowed Twilight to room 101. once we all got to the door, there was a white rabbit, who was the size of a pony, with a big head(and even bigger ego). all of the ponies I have meet were in there, including three I haven't. one looked like a country girl with a cowboy hat, with a blonde mane, freckles, and an three apples on her backside. The other was a pink pony with a curly pink mane, with three balloons on her back side. then there was rarity, I knew her because spike wouldn't stop talking about her, she was a white unicorn with a purple mane and three jewels on her backside.
"Hi every pony, and max!" I said twilight then turned around. she looked pissed.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!" She yelled," This is a delicate situation!"
"Well sorry!" Trixie yelled back," I thought we could, oh I don't know, HELP!!!"
"How could you possibly hel..." Twilight said , before being interrupted.
"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!" Max yelled, " that's an order from the president of the United States!"
Every pony stared at max with a confused and shocked look.
"Uh, max, were not in the USA, I said," didn't you notice that when you saw all the ponies around you"
" I've seen weirder" he said. To show where Trixie search should see opening word and it's a cool spot check the check document spot check whoops open stop judge
I would believe him. Hang on a second, isn't Max a fictional character. Why didn't I realize that sooner. Why can't I remember this! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING LON HERE!!!!!
WAIT! TRIXIE, FLUTTERSHY, TWLIGHT SPARCLE, RAINBOW DASH, SPIKE RAITY!!!
"YOU ARE ALL FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!!" I blurted out.
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Author's Note
I decided to change the name, because it was stupid. Also, sorry for the wait. I also know that a lot of the quotes are not capitalized, i'l fix that later