Anon walks into Sugar Cube corner. He hits the griddy before ducking behind a shelf as he hears hoof steps coming his way. He sees the Pink pony getting closer, and he knows it his time to strike.
"RAAHHH!!"
"AAAAAAAAA!!" The pink pony launched in the hair as she smacked Anon on the head with a newspaper. "You idiot don't scare me like that." Anon just chuckled in response.
"Yeah yeah, whatever Pinkie Pie," Anon said as he ruffled her mane. Pinkie Pie would give a pout in response as she watched Anon slide down the counter onto the floor. She quickly followed, and they sat there for a while before Pinkie spoke.
"So how is my boyfriend and Rival Baker doing?" Anon lugahed at her comment.
"Pinkie like I said before a thousand times. I Still run that bakery business because I have put so much bits and effort into it that shutting it down would be an economically bad decision for us. And you know that I made that shop way before I met you." Pinkie would pout again as she responded to Anon.
"I know, it's just that we could be the Greatest bakers in the world if we did it under one roof Anon. Just imagine it, My awesome baking skills and your human sweets that have captivated everyone. Come on Anon I know you see it."
"I do and I would want that. But now is not the time."
"I see. Now that I know how my rival is doing how is my boyfriend?" Anon gronned which was not want Pinkie Pie wanted to hear. She got closer to him.
"What's wrong Nonny?"
"While the shop has been doing great, recently we...We just got a lawsuit." Pinkie pies eyes would widen.
"WHAT FROM WHO!?"
"Filthy mother fucking Rich." Pinkie's face would not become more strenuous as she asked him some more questions.
"Filthy that guy? Wow, what is he suing you guys for?"
"The land that I bought to build my bakery was on sale at the time. we both were trying to get the land and claim it as our own, luckily I got to it first. He thought my business was going to fail, but when it succeded He decided to try and bring my business down in any way he could. And today he came in, we spoke, then talked some smack, then gave him his order." Anon sighed while he looked at Pinky. "He almost choked to death today on a muffin we served him. Now he has an actual case and not some crap he cooked up with his legal team. He could shut me down and take what is "rightfully his" Anon made air quotes on those last words.
"Oh Anon, is there anything I can do to cheer you up?"
"A kiss?" Pinkie Pie leaned in and crashed her lips against his They stayed like that for a while before Pinkie pulled back. She looked straight into Anon's face and still saw the "I had a bad day" look all over his face. She quickly got up, she now stood over Anon with determination on her face.
"Since my passionate kiss won't cheer you up I have a new solution."
"Oh really," Anon said while raising an eyebrow. Pinkie Pie bit her lip.
"Yeah, I want to show you something but promise me you won't be mad. Even though you won't since your brain won't even be able to comprehend me."
"Ok, sure." Pinkie Pie motioned for Anon to grab her hoof. He did just that and as he did he felt his mind go blank.
Anon would open his eyes. All around him, he could only see white nothing but a white void that expanded for who knows how long. No way, She brought us here. I must have brought us here on accident. Anon thought to himself. But then again I am still in my- Anon was cut off as something from behind called his name. he quickly spun around to see Pinkie Pie now a horror beyond human or pony comprehension. Luckily for Anon, he could comprehend it. He would stare in shock for a total of 5 seconds before folding his arms and staring Pinkie down.
"This is what I truly look like- Wait hold on what is going on with your face?"
"What is there something on my face?"
"NO, YOU ARE LIKE NOT SCREAMING IN PAIN. YOUR MIND HAS NOT BLOWN UP YET. YOU SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND ME!"
"Well, I am," Anon said casually.
"What is going on?"
"You know pinkie pie I see plenty of 4th dimensional eldrich gods every day. I am just wondering how I have never seen you like this before. There's no way you could hide it that well."
"With the way you are talking...Don't tell me!" Anon shrugged his shoulder in response.
"Well, your suspicions are right. I too am a higher dimensional being. Although...Would I call myself an eldrich god?"
"You Lie! Prove it right now." Anon smiled as he clasped his hands together. both his eyes would come together creating one huge eyeball. A halo would appear on top of his head as pure white wings sprouted from his back. Chains would also come out from his back, as they would stretch on for miles smaller eyes appearing on the chanins. His body would grow in size and would be almost on par with Pinkie Pies's form but a few skyscrapers shorter. He would snap his fingers as he was now wearing a white robe. with a cross around his neck. He would close his eye before opening it back up revealing a gold cross that replaced his pupil.
Pinkie took it all in. She noticed how angelic he looked now compared to her more horrifying features. A smile would creep across her face as she embraced this new Anon in a hug.
"YAAYYY WE AN ELDRITCH COUPLE!" shouted Pinkie pie
"Yeah, we are. Hey, want to know something else."
"What?"
"This is not even my actual form."
"You lie again!" Pinkie said slapping him with some tentacles.
"No I am serious, I exist in the 6th dimensional."
"Yeah no you are truly lying now." Anon rolled his singular eye as he held out an arm just like what Pinkie did back in the shop. A smile would creep across her face as she took his hand. In a flash, she was somewhere new and not in the white void they were previously in. They were in space now. Pinkie Pie looked up only to see an eyeball with a halo looking down at her. Objects were floating around it that even she could not comprehend. They popped in and out of existence while some existed on different planes of reality. She felt something in her stomach wherever that is located in her true body. She felt it, and it was fear. She could not even believe it herself, she was used to being at the top of the food chain in this universe but knowing the fact that Anon was higher than her. SCARED HER, She could now start to feel it, his mere existence weighing in on her own. She looked into his singular eye as it closed and opened again the gold cross appearing once more.
Pinkie and Anon both lay on the floor in the white void. (yes the white infinite void has a floor don't worry about it 
) They both got up and they looked at each other. They had regressed back to their normal 3-dimensional forms with their 4th-dimensional features. Anon has his singular eyeball and wings but no chains sadly. Pinkie Pie had her Tenrals coming out of her back with multiple eyes now on her face.
"you good?" Anon asked.
"Yeah just a bit winded."
"Yep, you could have only stayed in my presence for about 2 munites before my existence would start having negative effects on you."
"So did I get you to cheer up?" Anon looked at her and smiled.
"Yep"
"So what now?" Anon scratched his chin with one of his wings before snapping his fingers.
"Let's go tourment Filthy rich in his sleep!"
"That sounds fun, but what about Luna?"
"Eh, we can just lock her out. She's weak anyways." Anon opened a portal to the dream realm and let Pinkie Pie go in front of him.
"Elritch abominations first."
"So kind thank you Mr biblically accurate angel" As Pinkie walked through the portal a tentical would slap Anon in the face.
Yeah yeah I deserved that. Anon He would walk through the portal as well, as they went to wreak havoc on the dream world.
THE END
BOUNS #1
Anon sighed to himself as he stared into space. His attention would soon be drawn to a door popping up in his dimension as multiple humans came through it pointing guns a him. He glared down as he spoke.
"I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS I WILL NOT PAY MY TAXES!" With the objects surrounding him, he flung them at the humans which erased them from existence. He looked to the door that they came from as he removed that as well from existence.
BOUNS #2
"ANON!" Anon walked into the room where Pinkie Pie was.
"Yes, Pinkie?"
"Did you destroy Gummy's favorite toy?"
"yeah, it was an accident," Anon says while rubbing the back of his head.
"I forgive you, but the fact you did not tell me and try to hide it. Well, I don't like that. So no 4th dimensional pussy for you tonight." Pinkie began to talk away but Anon grabbed onto her back off as he begged.
"NO I AM SORRY PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT!" Anon made puppy dog eyes but it did not work on Pinkie Pie.
"You can also sleep on the couch tonight as well." Anon let go of her as she picked up Gummy and walked upstairs with him.
Anon hit his hand on the floor as he screamed out.
~~"Curse you Perry the platypus!"~~
