The Pink-Furred Prostitute

by Alpha Pinkie

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character
Length: 1757

A teenage colt hires the most recommended prostitute in town and it's the pony everypony knows.

A teen aged colt becomes desperate after finding out that he is the only virgin left at Ponyville High School. His friends refer him to the most recommended prostitute in town who happens to be one of Ponyville's most well known residents; Pinkie Pie.

This is a short clop that I wrote in a couple of hours. Not my best work but I wanted to get it out there for constructive criticism.

Published 2012-10-09 19:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-09 19:20:01 UTC

Chapter 2: The Lovely Miss Pie

Crunch forces himself to get out of bed, knowing that today is especially important. After an hour of preparation Crunch psyches himself up in front of the mirror.

"You can do this, you CAN do this," he reassures himself, "All you gotta' do is walk in say the secret phrase and have a good time."

With that, Crunch rushes out the door trotting hastily towards Sugar Cube Corner.

*Ding-a-ling*
The sound of the bell on the baker's door nearly scaring the confidence out of him, Crunch trots towards the counter where he is met by the biggest smile in Equestria.

"HI!" Pinkie Pie says almost shouting in excitement at the thought of serving another customer.

"Uhh...hello there" Crunch swallows nervously.

"We have a special sale on pies and tarts today, only two bits!" Pinkie says excitedly.

"I would like a cream pie please." Crunch says in a shaky voice.

"Will that be all sir?" Pinkie asks.

"No actually I would also like a...CREAM pie." Crunch said feeling terribly lame and blushing bright red.
Pinkie immediately stops her excited jittering and sits completely still. She leans in and gives Crunch a wicked smile.

"That'll be a hundred bits total sir."

Crunch giggles nervously, "Wow...you didn't even blink!"

He reaches into his saddle bag and pulls out a brown sack full of bits.

"I haven't counted it myself but I think that should cover it."

Pinkie counts the bits, taking less than a minute to determine the total. She opens the register and drops two bits in and dumps the rest of it in her own saddle bag behind the counter.

Pinkie Pie stares at Crunch seductively, "Now let's get started then."

Crunch can already feel the weight of his erection sliding it's way out of his sheath as Pinkie steps out from behind the booth. Circling Crunch like a predator, Pinkie brushes past his tail and mane with perfect grace sending masculine hormones pumping throughout his brain. His erection almost completely extended flops downwards towards the floor. Crunch flinches when a soft, wet tongue slides across his cock, sending him down to the floor where he lands on his behind. Another long lick along the length of his shaft causes him to shiver. Pinkie puts her mouth directly over the head of his cock and suckles noisily drawing moans from her client.

"Wowee, you're really good at that!" Crunch exclaims

Pinkie smiles around his cock and thanks him for the compliment by forcing her throat to take more of his large pony pole. Crunch helps her out by putting his hoof atop her head and pushing her downwards causing her to gag slightly until she reaches his testicles with her chin just close enough to give them a gentle nuzzle. Pinkie tries to pull away but Crunch holds her head down until she starts to struggle for air, relishing his dominant position. If he didn't feel confident before he sure does now. Crunch releases Pinkie as she shoots up for air, breathing deeply and holding her chest as she catches her breath. Crunch smiles when he realises how much power he has over her. Pinkie Pie stands up straight on all four legs.

"Let's try something else," she says a bit more confidently.

Crunch tries to get to upright but is denied as Pinkie pushes him roughly to the ground; Laying him on his back.

"What're you--"

Crunch is interrupted as Pinkie puts her hoof directly over his ribcage.

"Now it's time to earn those bits." Pinkie says loudly

Crunch notices the slick mare juice running down the inner side of Pinkie's hindleg as she plants her marehood directly above his cock. Crunch can feel the heat radiating off her pussy as she descends while keeping her hoof over his mouth to stop his overly loud moans from the feeling of first time penetration. Facing him, Pinkie pushes his cock as far as she can. After reaching the halfway point and letting Crunch moan freely the lubrication from her pussy allows him to thrust upwards, taking Pinkie by surprise and filling her marehood completely..

"You sneaky thing you!" Pinkie says through a gasp, "but it's not your turn yet."

Pinkie lays down completely, chest-to-chest with Crunch and begins to bounce her backside while holding on to him. Moaning along with Crunch, Pinkie pistons her legs, taking his entire length at amazing speeds. Crunch tries to push upwards, trying to fill her completely with each thrust but she has him pinned. Crunch accepts defeat and lies back as Pinkie Pie works her expertly trained vaginal muscles around his thick filly filler. Minutes later they are both a pile of sweat and mare juice with Pinkie slowing down making long, deep thrusts using her pelvis, swallowing Crunch's cock completely. Pinkie slows to a stop sweating all over her client; she lies flat against his chest with his massive tool still buried in her marehood.

"That...that...was good," Pinkie said between deep breaths.

"We're not done yet," Crunch reminded her, "I asked for a CREAM pie remember?"

Pinkie Pie giggles playfully, "That you did!"
She rises off him and steps a few feet away.

"Come and get what you paid for."

Crunch rises to his feet and walks around her, smelling her strong feminine scent making his cock slap against his belly. He moves behind her and smiles as she raises her tail for him and grinning. Crunch's stallion instincts take over as he launches forward, thrusting his cock deep within her depths.

"Oh yeah! Rut me you dirty stallion!"

This is enough to set Crunch off as he plants his hooves either side of her ribcage and holds on for dear life as his hips start moving on their own sending powerful thrusts into Pinkie's rear end causing his balls to slap loudly against her cheeks.

"Oh..oh...ooh that's-- Ahh!" Pinkie screams as she gets off underneath this no-longer-a-virgin stallion.

Crunch grits his teeth and snorts as he pummels her marehood until Pinkie climaxes, sending spurts of her feminine juices all over his wildly swinging ballsack and down her hindlegs. Crunch closes his teeth around her mane as he puts all of his weight onto her, causing her to lower her front end and stick her plump butt into the air. Pinkie climaxes again as Crunch drives his stallion meat as far as it will go into Pinkie's marehood. She clenches around his cock pulling him in for the finish.

"Fill me full of that sweet, sweet cream!" Pinkie screams.

Crunch completely loses it giving one last push to bury himself as deep down as he can as he erupts. His cock spurts freely, emptying itself into her receptive marehood. Crunch holds himself steady as he drains his balls into the mare beneath him. He felt like a true stallion.

Chapter 1: Desperation

As the sun lowers casting an auburn coloured glow across the sky, three teenager ponies are sitting together underneath an oak tree. One colt with a blue coat seems uneasy and nervous until the pony to his left places his hoof on the young colt's shoulder.

"Listen Crunch, you're the only one of us left that hasn't gotten laid and soon someone will find out and you'll be the laughing stock of the whole school until you graduate." Crunch's friend stated.

"Yeah man that's like 6 months of hell!" Crunch's other friend exclaimed rather loudly

"We don't want you going through that sort of torture so we're gonna fix this problem ASAP!"

The friend shoves a rather large sack of bits into Crunch's saddlebag.

"Now there is a baker in this town who works more than just the ovens if you get my meaning." he hinted.

"You mean like a whore?" Crunch questioned.

"No way, this girl's a high-priced genuine courtesan; and that's your early birthday present from us." he says patting the pocket with the sack of bits.

"Now take these bits along to sugar cube corner; you know the place right?"
Crunch nods nervously.

"When you get there tell her this..." Crunch's friend whispers something into his ear.

Crunch chuckles, "Isn't that just a little bit of a sleazy thing to say to a woman?"

"Trust me, if you drop the code phrase in a slightly seductive tone she'll get the hint and you can get your rocks off before
you become the top gossip story for the rest of the year"

"Alright," Crunch says, "I'll try it; thanks guys!"

"Think nothing of it," he says, "always there to help out a friend."

Crunch heads home early to go to bed, unsure of whether he should be excited or scared of the coming encounter with probably the most notable baker (and prostitute) in Ponyville.

Epilogue

A few minutes later the two are cleaning themselves off. Pinkie is wiping away at body to clean all of the seed he spilled and Crunch is mopping the floor and the remains of their sexual pursuits.

"Y'now, I could put you down on the list as a privileged client, you get 50 percent off each time you visit." Pinkie offers.

"I'd love to come back, maybe once or twice but I can't afford to come back as often as I'd like," Crunch replies.

"Scratch that last comment, how about you become a VIP member, free visits, twenty four hours a day seven days a week; sound good?" Pinkie asks.

"Sounds great."

*Ding-a-ling*
A large yellow pony with a very obvious underbite enters the store.

"Good afternoon Pinkie, and to you as well sir," he says.

"Hi Mr. Cake!" Pinkie says returning to her normal bouncy self.

Noticing the cleaning equipment Mr. Cake speaks up.

"What in Equestria happened here?"

"Oh well technically a pie's cream filling spurted out all over the store's floor; and this kind young stallion was polite enough
to stay and help me mop up."

Mr. Cake stares at Crunch.

"Well if he's as nice as you say then you should offer him more cream pies for the future," Mr. Cake chuckles heartily.

"Oh don't worry I will." Pinkie giggles

"As long as he doesn't spill them he's alright with me." Mr. Cake says

Crunch and Pinkie look at each other and giggle.
" Well I better get going," Crunch speaks up, "Nice to have met you Mr. Cake, see you later Pinkie!"

"Wait you forgot your pie!" Pinkie calls, rushing up and stuffing it into his saddle bag.

"Thanks Pinkie, I'll be back here for more tomorrow!"
FIN