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Fully Loaded

Closing up her stall in the Ponyville marketplace, Autumn Blaze finished putting the last empty barrel onto her cart. As she did, a familiar mare approached her, waving her hoof to get her attention. "Back so soon? Another case of kirin beer for you, Berry?"

Berry Punch shook her head. "I've already tried that. But you see, I'm what you might call... an advanced drinker. And, I've been having a dickens of a time concocting a beverage that provides that certain... heady tingle that I require."

Autumn strapped down the barrel. "Well, normally ponies would add Applejack Daniels to their cider."

Berry Punch kicked over a display of magazines and screamed, "I'm telling you that I CAN'T GET DRUNK!"

"My apologies," Autumn said calmly. "I had to be sure that you were serious." She looked around them to make sure no other ponies could hear them. "I could offer you an experience back in the kirin village that is guaranteed to get you fully loaded. But... I don't think you should go there."

"I challenge you to explain why not without making me want to go more," Berry said.

"Well, the other kirin are pretty anti-limitation. When they party, it gets extreme," Autumn explained.

"Challenge failed!"

Autumn smirked. "Okay. Well, the cover is two hundred bits. And you have to sign an NDA."

"A what now?"

"A Non-Disclosure Agreement. It's a waiver that means you can't divulge the details of the kirin Fully Loaded experience. Not that I expect you to even be able to remember it."

"So I just sign a thing and pay two hundred bits?" Berry asked. "And I can have unlimited beer?" Autumn nodded. "Sold! Let's fucking go!"

After a long journey to the Perilous Peaks, Autumn Blaze led the way along the path from the train station to the village. "It's just through here," she said as they arrived in the clearing. "Just so you know, your NDA takes affect starting now. If you go back and talk about any of this we'll deny it and sue for libel defamation."

Berry Punch chuckled. "What? Are you guys running an illegal distillery or something?"

"First of all, no. We don't do distilling," Autumn said. "But we do all of our fermentation on site, so to speak. So this will be like a brewery tour. I get to be your guide for the whole thing."

"Okay, but how soon do I get my unlimited beer?" Berry asked.

Autumn grinned. "Soon enough." She pulled her cart to the largest structure in the village and pushed open the double doors. She unloaded the barrels from the cart and set them aside along with the other empty barrels in the loading dock. "This way." She led Berry inside towards the doors in the back of the foyer.

Along the back of the room was a very simple, empty bar. The shelf behind it was bare of any bottles, leaving the mirror unobstructed. Autumn pointed across the room at the guest bathroom. "Why don't you go ahead and have a good pre-game sit-down?" Autumn suggested. "You know, like before a buffet? To make room for all the beer?"

"Ah, good idea!" Berry agreed.

"I'll meet you back here after," Autumn said.

It had been a long journey. Berry made use of the facilities and washed her hooves before walking back out into the foyer. She was starting to get impatient. It had been a long trip and she was very thirsty. Autumn came back out of the back room a couple minutes later, followed by a taller Kirin. "This is her," Autumn said. "This is Berry Punch. Berry, this is our village leader, Rain Shine."

"Charmed," Berry greeted.

"Berry already signed the paperwork and paid up in full," Autumn said. Rain Shine presented Berry with a gift box.

"What's this?" Berry asked.

"It's your pass for the Fully Loaded kirin beer experience!" Autumn explained. "With this, you can have unlimited Kirin Beer!"

Berry opened the box. She lifted out the smooth object inside and looked at it.

"This is... very clearly a butt plug," Berry said.

"Yes, but..." Autumn pressed the large button on a remote. The base of the plug lit up and blinked while the whole thing vibrated. "This will let you know when your next serving is ready!"

"Couldn't you just use like... a necklace or something?" Berry asked.

"Trust me, this is better!" Autumn assured her.

"So do you want me to just go ahead and... right here?" Berry asked. It wasn't the biggest plug she had ever seen. But it was well larger than any she had ever used.

"Oh! Wait!" Autumn's magic grabbed a large tube of personal lubricant from the box. She levitated the butt plug out of Berry's hooves. "I mean, if you want to keep your hooves clean, I could, for you."

Berry shrugged. It wasn't like she was a stranger to casual sex. And she knew Autumn well enough. "Sure. Go ahead." Autumn uncapped the tube of lubricant and gave the butt plug a generous coating to be courteous. Then she took the end of the tube put it in Berry's tight ponut, squeezing out the rest of the tube's contents into her anus. "HEY now!" Berry yelped.

"No, trust me," Autumn said, pushing the butt plug into Berry's well-oiled o-ring. Big as it was, it was able to fully stretch her butthole with minimal discomfort before it settling snugly inside and her pucker closed comfortably around the stem. "How's that?"

Berry shuffled her hind legs. She lifted her tail and looked at her rump in the mirror. The large base was clearly visible. She was very aware that there was something lodged in her ass. But she found that it could be pretty easy to forget about it. "Yeah, it's..." She shifted her hips trying to feel it. "It was huge! But now it feels like it's barely even in there."

"Good, good," Autumn said. "Now, just for a safety check, without using your hooves, see if you can, you know... push it out."

Berry took a deep breath and pushed and strained, before looking panicked. "It's stuck!"

"No, that's good!" Autumn assured her. "It's not stuck. But, um, when your done tonight, I'll be available to help you, uh... remove it. Okay?"

Berry relaxed. "Okay, I guess."

"So just to test," Autumn pressed the remote button again. Berry saw the butt plug light up brightly in the mirror, strobing and vibrating.

"Whoa now!" Berry didn't realize how strong the vibration was in her hoof. But lodged in her ass, it made her knees buckle. Though once her surprise wore off, she was able to recover and stand.

"Yeah, no ignoring that!" Autumn said with a smile as she released the button, letting it stop.

Berry settled onto a bar stool. "So every every time it... goes off, there'll be another beer ready for me?"

"Yup!"

"As much as I want?"

"Yup."

"Well, I hope you can keep up," Berry said.

"Oh we guarantee it!" Autumn assured her. "Rain Shine, would you..?"

Rain Shine stepped out back and returned a moment later with a tall mug of kirin beer. She set it down on the bar and pressed the button.

Berry Punch shivered as the drink was placed in front of her. "Okay I get it, but the plug still feels unnecessary." She picked up the mug and sipped it, doing a double-take. "It's warm!"

"That's how we brew it!" Autumn explained. Berry Punch had a cursory understanding about the brewing process. But even so. "And that's how we serve it here in the village!"

Berry was dubious but she took another sip. It tasted the same warm as it did cold. She took a bigger swig. It actually tasted more sweet and refreshing than she expected. She chugged the rest of the mug and placed the empty back down on the bar loudly.

Rain Shine walked through the door and pulled the chain on the whistle, making it shriek loudly into the brewery. All of the kirin working inside shuffled out into the bar room, sitting on the bar stools on either side of Berry. Another kirin joined Autumn behind the bar and helped her fill mugs with tap water for all the other kirin to drink.

Then Autumn Blaze flourished her hooves dramatically. "Berry Punch! Are you READY for the Fully Loaded experience!?"

"Yeah!"

"I can't hear you!"

"YEAH!"

"Alright everyone! You heard her! Let's get this pony FULLY LOADED!"

One of the kirin mares walked down to the end of the bar and pressed the button. The butt plug under Berry's tail lit up brightly. The mare leaned over and saw where the light was coming from. She climbed up onto the bar and walked on it until she was standing above Berry. She squatted down over her mug and started pissing in it.

"The fuck!?" Berry leaned back. "Is this some kind of joke?"

Autumn looked at Berry from behind the mare's heavy stream pouring between her spread legs. "No. This..." she glanced up at the pissing mare. "This is Blossom Burst. And this..." She pointed at the heavy stream filling Berry's mug. "This is Kirin Beer!"

"Bullshit!" Berry said. Blossom Burst finished peeing and walked back to the end of the bar to step down and grab a tall mug of water to drink. Autumn pushed the filled mug towards Berry. Berry sneered at it.

"You just chugged a pint of Rain Shine's a minute ago," Autumn said. Berry looked over at Rain Shine who nodded, carrying several bowls of food out to the bar. "That's the secret of Kirin Beer, Berry. According to your pony doctors, we have what you call auto-fermentation syndrome. Naturally occurring yeasts in our bodies ferment our pee into ethanol. Between that and our regular diet of hops and barley..." Berry looked at the bowls of both that the kirin were eating at the bar. "You get Kirin beer!" She pushed the mug a little closer. Berry still looked unsure. "Just try it. I guarantee it's true, or I'll give you double your money back."

On it's face, it was a deal to drink some pee for 400 bits.

"Fuck it." She picked up the mug and sniffed it. It didn't smell like pee. It smelled like beer. She nervously put her lips to the edge and took just a tiny sip to taste it. She winced and grimaced, and...her eyes shot open. She took another sip. Another swig and swallowed. "DAMN IT!" she screamed, startling everyone. Berry looked angry. "That's FUCKING delicious!" She chugged the rest of the mug.

Autumn Blaze wore a coy grin. "Every time."

Berry slammed the mug down, accidently cracking the handle. "Oops! Sorry!"

"That's quite alright," Autumn said, taking the damaged cup from her. "It's better straight from the tap, anyway."

The words barely registered to Berry before she felt her butthole vibrate again. The new mare pressing the button looked at the light blinking from Berry's ass. She climbed up on the bar and walked toward her.

"Come on up!" Autumn said, waving at Berry.

"What like... on the bar?" Berry asked.

"Yeah!" Autumn helped Berry sit up on the bar and the new mare reared up and held Berry's shoulders to balance herself. Berry looked nervously at the Kirin's marehood just above her face. Autumn helped guide her, holding her mane to tilt her head back before pushing her forward into the Kirin's muff. Before Berry could even react, the kirin started pissing straight into her mouth. As strange as it still was, Berry reflexively started swallowing, chugging just as fast as the mare could fill her mouth until she finished. Being the polite bisexual that she was, she gave her pussy a modest lick clean.

After drinking three pints of beer in as many minutes, Berry could feel a pleasant buzz coming one. She started wearing a goofy grin as she slumped back down onto her bar stool.

Autumn just smiled wider. "Hey Rain Shine, I think she likes it! You ready for more?"

Berry Punch burped and nodded. She felt the plug in her ass vibrate and she looked at the rugged kirin stallion at the end of the bar, looking back at her shining plug. He walked behind the row of bar stool and stepped up past Berry onto the bar. He turned around to sit on the edge of the bar in front of her, letting his half-mast dick flop into her lap.

Berry looked confused for a moment. "So do you want me to..."

Autumn looked at her over his shoulder. "Just think of it like a drinking straw."

Berry shrugged. She picked up his dick with her hooves and put her mouth over the end of it. As soon as she did, he wasted no time flooding her mouth. Berry had to admit that it was actually a challenge to keep up with his stream. She looked at Autumn with nervous eyes.

Autumn smirked. "Yeah, Umber here is one of our top producers!" After almost a minute, his flow finally stemmed and she could come up for air. He got up and walked away while she caught her breath. "You good?" Berry nodded. "Okay. Good. There are a lot of kirin left. I told them you were the best, and I didn't want you to disappoint them."

"I am the best!" Berry said, feeling her butt vibrate again. Another mare walked up onto the bar.

Autumn coaxed Berry up onto the bar again, this time laying down with the other mare squatted and over her face. Berry felt her butt vibrating again already.

"Um, occupied!" Berry said. With her head on the server side of the bar, she could see in the mirror the reflection of a stallion on the customer side walking towards her exposed bottom. His magic pulled out her flashing butt plug gently and reared up to mount her. "Wait wai-"

Berry gasped as he pushed the tip of his dick into her ass. She braced herself for the pain. But between kirin stallions being generally more slender than their pony cousins, and enough lubricant in her ass to make Saddle Arabia blush, he was able to slide in without causing her any discomfort. After just a bit of effort, he was able to press his hips up against hers, getting his full length inside her.

Berry Punch grunted. "Okay, that is definitely an entire kirin dick up my ass! I didn't know it was going to be this kind of party! I thought I was just-" Berry gasped she felt it start. The warm liquid coming from the tip of his dick, deep inside her. It started out as a slow trickle that grew into a rapid torrent as he relaxed. A rush of warm liquid flooding her insides, like drinking coffee too fast. Berry winced and grunted, feeling a mild cramping as her bowels gurgled, stretched and distended from the sheer volume of his piss. She swore that the stallion had to have been part camel with his absurd bladder capacity.

Autumn looked at her upside down. "What wrong, Berry? Never butt-chugged before?"

Before Berry could even answer, the mare squatting over her face ran out of patience. She pressed her marehood flush against Berry's mouth, giving no chance to leak as she released. Berry had little choice but to swallow lest she drown. She could feel herself getting a heady rush as she was filled from both ends with kirin beer. The stallion in her ass finally finished and he started to pull out. Berry panicked, but could do nothing with her mouth pinned under the mares pissing vulva. But clearly the stallion knew what he was doing. He pulled out very gently, letting Berry keep some control over her bowels. And just has he pulled his tip out, he pushed the butt plug back in, sealing her up and avoiding any unpleasantness.

Autumn glanced at Berry's ass. "Now you know why we use a butt plug."

The mare sitting on Berry's face finally finished and stood up to walk away.

Berry took a deep breath and the two kirin sitting on either side of her helped her to very carefully sit back down on the bar stool. She shifted in her seat as her belly gurgled loudly. She felt an urgent sensation like she needed to go the the fillies room real bad.

"I- I think I need to go-" Berry said.

"Don't go wasting it!" Autumn said. "That's what the plug is for! Just be still and try to relax. The feeling will pass."

Berry focused on her breathing and tried not to think about the pint of kirin beer threatening a jail break all over the floor behind her. Berry's eyes looked around the room, feeling it start to spin as it quickly started to get absorbed through her intestinal lining.

"Are you feeling it now, Berry Punch?" Autumn asked.

Berry nodded. She felt her ass vibrate again. She tried to not fall out of her chair as she looked at the mare trotting on the bar towards her before sitting on the edge in front of her. She laid back and spread her legs, inviting Berry forward. Berry took a deep breath and cupped the kirin's vulva with her mouth. She swallowed as fast as the kirin provided while her butt plug vibrated again.

Berry didn't have to look back to feel the stallion's magical tug on her butt plug. She was too busy drinking to voice her concerns about making a mess. He seemed unconcerned as he carefully pulled the plug out. In an instant he replaced it with his dick, pushing it in and easily sliding it up inside her where she sat on the edge bar stool.

Just the volume of his dick was enough to make Berry feel the growing pressure. And that was before he started adding his own pint of kirin beer up her ass. She clutched her belly with her hoof and a particularly strong cramp made her gasp and try to sit upright. The mare in front of her hadn't finished and Berry's face was treated to a golden shower. The dick in her ass kept her from being able to sit upright, but her sudden movement was enough to get whatever traffic jam was happening in her guts unstuck. She flopped forward to cup the mare's vulva with her mouth again if only to just stop getting sprayed.

Berry realized she was in a losing battle as Kirin Beer started to leak from the corners of her mouth. Fortunately the mare in front of her finished a just a moment later. Berry wheezed as the stallion behind her slowly pulled out and quickly sealed the kirin beer in her butt with the plug.

Berry sputtered and waved at whichever of her double vision of Autumns was the real one. "I just... I just need a..." Berry slinked down off the bar stool and stood on shaky legs, looking for the restroom. A waste of kirin beer or not, she was reaching her limit. She felt her ass vibrate again and she stumbled forward, face down ass up. The stallion behind her took that as her preference. "Wai- wai-" she slurred as he pulled the plug and slid his dick up her ass to take his turn to fill her. Berry could barely feel her legs, let alone coordinate them to pull herself away.

Looking behind her, she could see two more stallions queuing up. The one finishing in her ass simply shifted to the side, letting the next one put his dick in just as soon as the first one pulled out. "I- I can't-" Berry winced and felt her belly swelling under her with kirin beer as the next stallion impatiently waited his turn to fill her even more. She slumped onto her side, rolling onto the floor on her back, with the stallion under her, still lodged deep and pissing in her ass.

She didn't feel the absent plug vibrating as another stallion approached them, deciding that a beer douche was just as good an an enema as he put his dick in her pussy. His kirin beer quickly overfilled it and spurted out around his shaft.

Berry looked up at the spinning ceiling as yet another mare squatted over her face. She winced and sputtered under her relenting stream, flailing with what little strength she had left to pull herself away from the stallions still pissing inside her. And like a can of shaken beer... she popped. Finally pulling herself free, she turned and retched. The surprised stallions weren't fast enough with the plug, and Berry was physically incapable of containing the sheer volume in her bowels, sending beer pouring out of her other end, all over the floor.

"Oh! Party foul!" Autumn yelled across the room. "Party foul!"

The rest of the kirin got out of their seats and surrounded Berry Punch. The stallions aimed and the mares squatted over her where she laid on the floor until she was completely soaked through her fur and mane from head to tail.

Berry Punch woke up some time later and immediately regretted the decision to do so.

Her eyes felt like they had been replaced with cotton balls covered in saw dust, and her head felt like it was full of broken glass. When she dared to open her eyes, it was a blur of colors. She groaned in pain.

"Here, drink this," Autumn Blaze said, sitting next to her in the train.

Berry could barely squint an eye to look at the cup of red juice. "Wha..?"

"It's CrocAssist. A sports drink with electrolytes in it to help you rehydrate," Autumn explained. "It'll help you with your hangover."

Berry gingerly sipped the drink.

"Did I... was that a dream?" Berry asked. "Is Kirin beer really..?" she trailed off.

"Yes," Autumn answered tersely. "And you are still under contract to keep that information to yourself."

"Right..." Berry clutched her belly as it gurgled, now completely empty, but still feeling a bit crampy.

"It got you drunk though, didn't it?" Autumn asked. Berry gave just the slightest of nods, for fear of her head hurting even worse from the movement.

"Yeah." She sipped her sports drink. "But I don't think I'll ever want to drink again now..." She squinted at Autumn. "Kinda seems like a bad business practice. Do you do that for all of your best customers?" she asked.

"No..." Autumn said flatly before turning to look at her.

"... Just my friends that I want to quit drinking."