Speed Soak

by Rimmer

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Comedy, Rainbow Dash, Porn, Sex, Fleetfoot, Fetish
Length: 5567

After Wonderbolts practice, Rainbow Dash chats with Soarin talking about the secret to flying faster: alicorn urine

After Wonderbolts practice, Rainbow Dash gets into a conversation with Soarin talking about the secret to flying faster: alicorn urine. Eager to test the method, Rainbow heads to Twilight to try and convince her friend to, well... pee on her.

TRIGGERS: Watersports, Masturbation, Squirting

Preread and edited by Kodeake.

Published 2024-05-03 13:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-05-03 13:10:00 UTC

The Need for S(pee)d

Wonderbolt practice was always an exhausting affair - a rehearsal even more so. And yet, as tiring as such a rigorous practice might have been, Rainbow Dash couldn't help but feel exhilarated as she followed Soarin and Fleetfoot into the Cloudsdale locker room. The two of them were chatting about a few of the maneuvers in their upcoming routine, with Soarin gesturing wildly to emphasize some point about how they needed to both angle into a turn at slightly different speeds to keep the effect they wanted from the ground.

"Yeah, you two are always talking about slowing down," Dash chuckled as she stepped past them to her own locker. "Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to get faster!"

Fleetfoot rolled her eyes. "Always the speedster," she muttered, but it was without bite. "Spitfire still on your ass about that triple rainboom?"

“Yeah,” Rainbow sighed. “I can do it, I just need to find a way to get more momentum going to last through the first two. There’s just not enough distance for me to reach the speed I need to.”

“She didn’t tell you her speed trick?” Soarin suddenly interjected.

Rainbow Dash raised her eyebrows. “No…?” she answered. “What speed trick?”

The stallion frowned, and looked around the locker room. “I don’t know if I should say…” he trailed off.

“No! Wait, tell me!” Rainbow practically begged. “I won’t tell anypony, I swear!”

“Hmmmmm,” Soarin hemmed and hawed for a few moments, before finally settling on an answer. “Fine, but you promise not to tell a soul?”

The cyan pegasus shook her head emphatically. “Nopony,” she reiterated. “Fleetfoot, get your flank out of here!”

Soarin chuckled. “Nah, it’s fine. She already knows,” he assured her with a wave of his hoof. Fleetfoot looked uncertain, but nodded slowly anyways.

“So?” asked Rainbow, all of her attention locked on her teammate. “What is it? What’s the secret speed trick?”

Soarin lowered his voice as he closed his locker. “They call it the ‘Speed Soak’,” he began. “Essentially, since Alicorns have so much raw magical power, it can be concentrated and transformed entirely into pegasus magic.” Rainbow’s eyes widened. “They have so much power, in fact, that they end up not using it all and their body needs to get rid of it. So, essentially, it needs to come out of them somehow.”

“What do you mean?” she asked. “Like, a magic eruption?” She had seen Twilight’s horn spark a few times when she used a powerful spell.

“Kind of, but it’s not so, like… explosive,” Soarin said. He paused for a moment. “I mean, if you really want to know, it comes out when they pee.”

Behind Rainbow, Fleetfoot let out a snort, but Dash quickly turned around to shush her. “When they pee?” she questioned. “What?!”

“Yeah,” Soarin continued, barely hiding the smirk on his face. “You can use it like feather oil. Just run it into your wings, and it’ll make you go faster!”

Okay, now she knew he was joking. “Nah, come on. There’s no way that’s true!” Rainbow Dash slammed her locker shut with a sideways grin. It was just like Soarin to be pulling her hoof like this.

“No, I’m telling you. It really is,” Soarin said as he stripped off his bodysuit. “I heard Spitfire gets Celestia to do it like once a month!”

"There's no way," Rainbow Dash laughed, but the grin slowly faded from her face as Fleetfoot finally chimed in.

"No, it's true," she said. "I've seen them!"

Rainbow's eyes widened. "No way! You're pulling my hoof." She shook her head in disbelief.

But the other pegasus just nodded her head vigorously. "Really, I have! Princess Celestia had stopped by after one of the shows to congratulate the team," she began, and Rainbow leaned in to listen to the story. "Spitfire had already stepped away to go change and take a shower, so the princess said she would just wait for her to get out. I don't remember exactly why, but the rest of us had to head off somewhere in a hurry. But I had forgotten my duffel bag in the locker room, so I needed to go back. And when I entered the locker room, you'll never guess what I saw."

"No!" Dash gasped, connecting the dots in her head.

Fleetfoot just nodded. "They were right there, in the middle of the locker room. The Captain was sitting there on her haunches, and the Princess stood over her, just letting it all out."

The description painted a vivid picture in Rainbow's head; a scene of Celestia, positioned right over Spitfire with the yellow pegasus laid out below her sensually, as a cascade of warm, golden piss flowed down over her fanned-out wings. The scene brought a hot blush to the cyan mare's face as Fleetfoot continued her story.

"They didn't notice me as I grabbed my bag," she said. "Thankfully. I wanted to stay and watch, but I was too worried about getting caught, you know?"

"Damn, wish I was there," Saorin chimed in. "I would have done unspeakable things to get a glimpse of that view." For some reason, he snickered after his comment, but Rainbow didn't notice.

Dazed, she just nodded along. "Yeah... same..." she shook her head. “I mean, for the speed. I need a, what did you call it? A ‘speed soak?’”

“Yeah,” Soarin said with a cough. “That’s it.”

“Huh, well thanks,” Dash said. “I guess I’ll think about it.”

“Yeah, you do that,” Fleetfoot said. “Please let us know how it goes.”

Rainbow Dash figured she couldn't just trot up to Princess Celestia and ask the diarch to piss on her. That was bad form. Not to mention, something that would probably get her into a bit of a sticky situation in Canterlot. Princess Luna was out of the question for the same reason.

Princess Cadance was maybe an option. Rainbow had spent plenty of time around her, and given that the mare was the Princess of Love, piss play was probably nothing new to her. Who knew what kind of kinky things she got up to with Twilight's brother, all the way over in the Crystal Empire...

That brought her to her final option - and somehow, the most embarrassing one. Twilight Sparkle: newly ascended Princess of Friendship.

Given that Twilight was one of her best friends, it would seem obvious to ask her first. The pegasus would have ample opportunities to ask her, and also her egghead smart brain would probably weigh all of the pros and cons analytically before jumping to "Damn, Dash. That's your kink?" and laughing her out of the castle. And while realistically, Rainbow knew that wouldn't happen, and Twilight would never make fun of her, it was still a high hurdle for her to jump.

Simply put, there was no way to ask another pony to pee all over your back without making it awkward - let alone one of Equestria's four princesses.

Rainbow Dash let out an exhausted sigh as she flopped back down on her bed. The secret to speed was right there in front of her, close enough for her to touch, and yet just out of reach.

But practice after practice went by, and the date of the airshow kept getting closer and closer. Rainbow was making steady progress towards her goal, but it still wasn’t quite there. Spitfire seemed to be getting more and more anxious about the event, and even pulled the flyer aside to ask if he was able to do it.

“Of course I can!” Rainbow claimed defensively. She considered whether or not to bring up the speed soak secret. Maybe Spitfire could get her a meeting with Celestia? But she decided against it. If she was going to go through with that back up plan, she definitely would not choose the mare in question to be Princess Celestia.

As the eve of the airshow finally came, and Rainbow seemed not much closer to obtaining that final burst of speed, she gave in. The pegasus found herself sitting in Twilight Sparkle’s study as the alicorn put away some books she had finished reading, humming a light tune to herself as her magic danced around the tall bookshelves.

Rainbow took a deep breath. “Hey, uh, Twi?” she asked nervously. It was now or never.

“What’s up, Rainbow?” asked Twilight chipperly.

The pegasus scratched the back of her head with her hoof. “I need a… uh… I need a favor from you.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah…” Dash trailed off, fiddling with some magic thingy that was left discarded on a table next to her.

Twilight raised an eyebrow at her friend’s behavior. “Annnnnnd, what would that favor be?”

“I uh… I need your… pee?” The request was phrased like a question. Dash was looking at everything else in the room besides the alicorn, desperately avoiding eye contact.

To her credit, Twilight held in her initial shock at the question. “Excuse me?” she finally said, thoroughly confused.

“It’s for a Wonderbolts thing,” the pegasus hastily added. “You can, uh, use alicorn pee as oil for the wings, and it helps with… stuff.” She realized halfway through her explanation that she sounded entirely unconvincing. Twilight’s raised eyebrow only solidified that point.

“Uh huh,” Twilight said. “So you’ve graduated into the hazing phase of your Wonderbolts career.”

“No!” exclaimed Rainbow, getting desperate. “It’s not hazing, it’s a real thing! Spitfire gets Celestia to do it for her all the time! And you’re the only alicorn I really know, and the airshow is tomorrow, and I’ve been practicing but I’m not quite there yet and I really need the boost-”

Twilight held up a hoof to cut off Rainbow’s rambling. “Okay, I get it… I get it… Dash!” she shouted, interrupting the other mare. “I get it, okay? I’ll do it.”

“You’ll do it?” the pegasus echoed. “Oh, thanks, Twi! I knew I could count on you!”

The lavender mare let out a sigh. “I’ve never heard of this,” she said. “Who even told you?”

“Soarin did. But Fleetfoot also caught Spitfire and Celestia in the act.”

Twilight raised an eyebrow. “So you said. I highly doubt that, but I guess I already agreed.”

Dash sighed as Twilight finished putting the last of her books away. “I thought they were pulling my leg too,” she admitted. “But it’s true.”

“So, do you just want it in a jar or something?”

“Uh, well, according to Soarin the magic fades pretty quickly so it has to be… fresh.”

Twilight blinked.

“So, uh… that’s a no,” Rainbow added as the lavender mare continued to simply stare at her.

Abruptly, the alicorn turned around. “Well, if we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do it in the bathroom,” Twilight said with a sigh as she trotted out of the study and towards the stairs. After a moment, Rainbow followed her. As they climbed up to the third floor, the pegasus resisted the urge to sneak a peek under the alicorn’s tail, even if it did seem to be raised slightly higher than usual. “I don’t really want to make this mess anywhere else.”

“That’s fine,” Rainbow said as she followed the mare into one of the castle’s many bathrooms.

The pegasus just stood there awkwardly as Twilight lit her horn and began to tidy up the loose things scattered around what appeared to be her own personal bathroom. Rainbow supposed she should be honored to be pissed on in the princesses personal privy, but the strange sensation warming up under her tail was far too distracting to truly focus on location. Especially when she was trying to not lock her eyes onto the purple butt wiggling around the room in front of her.

“So, um… you ready?” asked Twilight nervously.

“Yeah, let’s uh… let’s do this!” Rainbow said confidently.

Twilight bit her lip and nodded, looking around the room for a minute before shyly turning around. She paused for a moment, before she lifted her tail up and out of the way, and bared her rear to the pegasus behind her.

Rainbow Dash’s gaze immediately locked on her friend’s flanks, drinking in the sight of her pert pussy as the cool bathroom air blew against it. It was an incredibly arousing sight, and Rainbow fought to keep her own tail down in response. But, she might have stared at it a bit too long, based on Twilight’s scoff.

“Don’t just stare at my vagina, Rainbow!” said Twilight as she noticed Dash’s gaze. Yet, her tail remained fully raised, with just a twitch in response.

“Sorry! Sorry!” apologized the cyan mare as she averted her gaze. “You just, y’know… kinda just…” She sighed. “I guess I’ll just lie down, wings up?”

“Y-yeah,” Twilight said awkwardly. “That should work.”

So the pegasus lowered herself to the ground. She winced slightly as her belly came into contact with the cold tiled floor, but she ignored it as she sensed Twilight moving into position over her. A part of Rainbow couldn’t really believe what was about to happen - it all seemed like it came together way too easily. She supposed she was lucky to have such a good friend like Twilight who was willing to do something like this for - holy shit Twilight was pissing on her.

The alicorn didn’t really give any warning before she let her stream loose. A subtle grunt was the only sign of what was about to happen right before an arc of golden urine spewed from her pussy. It landed against Rainbow’s upper back with a splash, darkening the fur between her wings and slowly climbing upwards as the intensity of the pee stream increased.

Rainbow was stunned out of her train of thought as the warm liquid sprayed against her back. It was somehow both just like a shower but so different at the same time. ‘Definitely much more sexy than a shower, that’s for sure,’ she thought to herself. There was nothing she could do to stop the sudden stiffening of her wings as Twilight marked her with her steaming pee.

Her fluffy appendages brushed against the alciron’s inner thighs as they became more erect, startling a gasp out of the lavender mare and causing her to take a few steps back. The new position moved her rear back as well, adjusting the location of her peeing to now land on Dash’s mane.

"Hey, hey now!" Rainbow cried as Twilight's piss splattered against the back of her neck, and thus soaked into her prismatic mane. "Watch where you point that thing! The wings, Twi. Not my head!"

"Sorry!" squeaked Twilight, seemingly trying to do her best Fluttershy impression. She clenched her muscles to cut off the stream. "I've never done this before."

Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Well, you can practice later. Just get most of it on my wings for now," she said. But a deep blush suddenly took over her face as she realized exactly what that implied.

And apparently, Twilight did, too. "Y-you... you want to do this again? Later?" she said, her voice hoarse.

Dash's mind went blank at the question. She had not expected that, and furthermore, did not know how to answer it. Why would Twilight ask that question? Did she want to do it again, later?

Oblivious to the turmoil going on inside of the pegasus' brain, Twilight took the silence as an awkward affirmation and stammered on. "I... I mean... I wouldn't be opposed to such an... experiment, I guess," she mumbled. "But, um... can I ask... why?"

"No," Rainbow Dash immediately replied, not really knowing what question she was actually answering. "Just bucking piss on my wings, Twi!" The exclamation came out sounding a little more needy than she had ever intended, which did nothing to help the growing awkwardness in the room.

The alicorn mercifully did not let the cyan mare stew in her outburst, however. Instead, she just squatted down to lower the angle of her pussy, and concentrated on continuing the stream where she left off. After a few moments of tense silence, a dribble of urine flowed from her pussy and drizzled down over Rainbow's erect wings.

Rainbow bit her lip as the flow of pee increased until it was once again a steady stream. It spilled over her feathers in large rivulets before collecting in the center of her back and eventually overflowing to dribble down to pool underneath her barrel. She tried not to think about how pleasurable it felt, and shifted her hind legs subtly to ignore the growing heat between her thighs.

"Do you think that's enough?" asked Twilight as she stepped away. Rainbow immediately lamented the loss of her presence above her.

Her wings were thoroughly soaked with alicorn piss, just as Soarin's instructions had specified. She stood on shaky legs, and swallowed a moan as her stomach peeled away from the wet tiled floor. Droplets of piss sprinkled down from her damp coat, splashing down to join the puddle below her.

Rainbow brought one of her wings forward, holding it up to her muzzle to inspect it. Almost immediately, the tangy, acrid scent of Twilight's urine assaulted her nose and made her muzzle scrunch up. However, as she got more accustomed to the powerful smell, she took another, more hesitant sniff.

Upon a second chance, the smell was not that horrible. Sure, it was still a fairly strong odor, but nothing too overpowering. Rainbow took another breath through her nose, fully absorbing the scent in her nostrils as she closed her eyes. Actually, it was pretty damn-

"Rainbow?" Twilight asked suddenly. Her voice broke the pegasus from her trance. It was only then that Dash realized just how weird it must have looked for her to be standing there, piss on her wings, deeply sniffing the soiled feathers with her eyes closed.

"Uh, sorry," the cyan mare muttered as a deep blush took over her face. "You were saying?"

A similar blush was on Twilight's face as she watched her friend reluctantly pull her wing away from her nose. "I was asking if you think that was an... adequate amount of urine."

Rainbow swallowed and looked at her wings again. The feathers were drenched. "Yeah, I think so," she said uncertainly. "I mean, I've never done this before, but they seem pretty soaked. Now they just need to dry."

The pegasus did a little turn around, looking back over her shoulder as she forced her stiff wings back against her body.

Upon looking back at Twilight, she noticed that the lavender mare had an even deeper blush on her cheeks and her eyes quickly darted away from her flank. The pegasus raised an eyebrow, but Twilight refused to meet her gaze. "I-I'm going to go uh... go find a mop," the alicorn stuttered as she turned to leave the bathroom.

Rainbow's eyes widened as the other mare turned around. Twilight's tail was raised up high, noticeably showing off her arousal and revealing a pert purple pussy and her tight little tailhole just above. The outer lips of her flower were damp - and the pegasus suspected not just with pee. But the sight of Twilight's flagged tail made Rainbow realize that her own tail was lifted as well, and that the little spin-around she had just performed had undoubtedly shown off her own bits to the alicorn moments prior. Dash's eyes flicked back to the alicorn's nethers as she left the room. The pegasus bit her lip as she let the lust take over her mind for a few moments and imagined her muzzle buried in that cute snatch. Maybe even while the mare was pissing...

Twilight turned the corner, breaking her trance, and she shook her head to try and clear the image from her mind. It wouldn’t do her any good to be distracted like this on the eve of the big event.

But for the entire flight back to her cloud house, Rainbow couldn't get rid of the pulsing warmth between her thighs, nor could she ignore the stiffness of her wings as she flew. It was astounding how hot and bothered she had gotten just from a hot mare pissing on her. It wasn't really something one would expect to find arousing. Was it? (Okay maybe it was).

It was arousing enough for her to be pent up and horny enough by the time she got home that her first and only thought was to race up to her bedroom and rub one out. A small part of the pegasus knew that she found it sexy as soon as she had vividly pictured Celestia and Spitfire from Fleetfoot's story. And having experienced Twilight soaking her wings in her hot piss only solidified that fact. No sooner had the pegasus flopped back down on her mattress before she already had a hoof down between her spread hind legs.

Rainbow gasped as the tip of her hoof rubbed around the ridge of her swollen and wet pussy.

She closed her eyes and pictured Twilight standing over her on top of the bed. The alicorn's hind legs were spread and her purple ass was raised up. The pegasus pictured her friend's wet, dripping cunt - her clit winking out rhythmically as it leaked her arousal out onto Rainbow's breast. And then, she let out a moan in tandem with Twilight's imaginary sigh as she dreamed of the mare pissing all over her.

How hot would it be if Twilight's piss sprayed out all over her, soaking into her body and the sheets around her. Maybe the arc would go a little high and some would get in her mouth and coat her muzzle? Her hoof worked faster between her legs as she imagined herself getting drenched with another pony's pee. She could practically feel the warmth of the urine soaking into her coat, the yellow juice staining her cyan hairs as it dribbled across her body and pooled underneath her to ruin the bedsheets below. Her room would stink like piss for hours afterwards, and she could be reminded of her filthy act every time she laid down to go to sleep. Hay, Rainbow could smell the stink of piss right now.

She brought her soiled wings up to her muzzle as her hoof dug even deeper into her sopping wet slit, juicy squelches filling the room as she took a deep breath in. Even though her wings had since dried on the flight home, the scent of Twilight's pee was still very strong among her feathers. Her body was already rocketing towards a powerful climax, and breathing in the fresh, acrid scent of her friend's urine tipped her over the edge.

Rainbow Dash let out a long, low moan as her body shook and she came. Her back arched and her hips lifted off the bed as she took a deep sniff of her piss-stained wings, filling her lungs with the scent Twilight’s personal, golden brew as her climax coarse through her body. A jet of clear marecum squirted out of her own cunt in a high arc, soaking into the puffy cloud flooring in a perverse mirror of the urination she craved. Another one quickly followed as she brought her other hoof down to spread her twitching flower and let her own juices flow. Hell, if she was into piss, she was going to be into piss.

A golden spew of hot pegasus piss practically exploded out of her, raining down across her bed and the floor in a thick torrent. Dash could smell the thick stench of her pee as it filled the room, and she moaned again as she realized she was marking her territory like nothing more than a common hound.

“Mmmmm, fuck yes!” she cried. “Ruin my sheets you bitch!” She didn’t exactly know why she was berating herself of all ponies, but damn if it didn’t turn her on.

She collapsed down to the bed as her stream tapered off, and heavy breaths racked her body. “Holy shit,” she muttered to herself. “That was bucking hot…” The cyan mare chuckled as she draped a leg over her eyes and tried to steady her breathing. This jilling session was definitely quite enlightening for her. Who knew pee of all things could be so hot?

Rainbow would definitely need to try this again. And maybe try and get another mare to do it with her.

A smile crossed her face as her post-orgasmic haze pulled her gently into sleep and she realized she was finally ready for tomorrow.

Damn, alicorn piss really worked wonders.

High above the clouds of the Cloudsdale area, Rainbow Dash steadied herself with a deep breath as her magenta eyes narrowed in focus. This was it - this was the moment. Time to see if her preparation paid off.

She began pumping her wings harder and faster, building up more and more speed. The mare rocketed downwards, hurtling herself back down towards the arena. A prismatic trail followed behind her, growing in intensity the faster she got. And then, with a thunderous roar, a brilliant wave of colorful light exploded around her as she broke the sound barrier and the first rainboom lit up the sky.

Rainbow fought to maintain her speed, forcefully swiping her wings again as another brilliant burst of eclectic rainbow crackled out around her. The second rainboom.

The pegasus could feel the energy draining from her, but she fought to keep her momentum going. Just one more left! And then…

The third and final wave of color burst out behind her with a thunderous roar. The ribbons of color streaked across the sky, weaving and dancing in a mesmerizing display as Rainbow turned back up out of her descent to spiral back up to meet her teammates.

The crowd erupted into cheers and applause around her, and Rainbow Dash grinned triumphantly. Her chest swelled with pride as she basked in the admiration. She did it! The first successful triple rainboom! And all thanks to Twilight’s alicorn piss!

Damn, if only other ponies knew just how useful that could be. If a princess’ pee could do this, imagine what else random alicorn excretions could do!

The rest of the show wrapped up smoothly. The triple rainboom was the main feature, so there were only a couple more maneuvers left before the Wonderbolts took their final bow and touched back down on the fluffy clouds below.

As the crowd began to disperse after the show, Fleetfoot and Soarin came over to congratulate Rainbow on the success. “Wow, Rainbow!” Soarin exclaimed as he touched down next to her. “You really nailed it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you fly so fast!”

“Yeah! Way to go, Dash!” added Fleetfoot.

“Aw, thanks guys,” Rainbow said. “Although, I suppose I should be thanking you, Soarin. That tip really helped me out. I don’t think I would have been able to do it without that little boost!”

Soarin’s smile faded slightly and he raised an eyebrow in confusion. “Huh? What tip? I gave you a tip?”

Rainbow nodded. “The secret to pegasus speed, duh,” she replied. When Soarin still didn’t show any signs of recognition, the cyan mare rolled her eyes and leaned in conspiratorially. “The alicorn piss,” she muttered through her teeth.

The other pegasus just stood there, stock still for a moment before his eyes widened. “Wait, what?” he said. “You… you didn’t!” Rainbow just nodded in confirmation, a smug grin on her face. “Rainbow! There’s no way!”

Fleetfoot’s attention darted back and forth between the two of them as Soarin’s disbelief only grew, and Rainbow just kept affirming that she had gotten a princess to pee on her. “Ffffucking who?!” Soarin finally shouted, his eyes bugging out of his head.

“Shhhh!” Rainbow hissed, looking around to see if anypony noticed her teammate’s outburst. “Keep your voice down!”

The stallion just shook his head in bewilderment. “Rainbow Dash! How the hell did you get an alicorn to piss on you? Which one was it? Was it Luna? I bet it was Luna. She always struck me as the kind of mare to-”

“No it wasn’t Princess Luna,” Rainbow interrupted. “Jeez, you’re so dumb sometimes. I just asked Twilight. We’re like best friends.”

Soarin blanched, and Fleetfoot chuckled. “Even I figured that one out, Soar,” she said with a smirk. “But hey, even if you fell for it, at least you bagged a princess, eh, Dash?”

“Damn, yeah I know. I really gotta ask her- wait what was that?” Rainbow’s smug grin suddenly shifted into her own confusion. She looked between her two teammates, both of whom were having trouble containing their laughter. “Why are you two laughing?”

“Rainbow,” Soarin said as he wiped an eye with the back of his hoof. “There was no ‘secret alicorn pee speed boost.’ It was a joke.”

The cyan mare looked at her wings. If she held them close enough to her muzzle, she could still smell the faint scent of Twilight’s urine on her feathers. “But… but it worked! I was faster today than ever before!” she asked herself.

“Duh. That’s what a week of intense training will do for you,” Fleetfoot said.

Twilight Sparkle chose that moment to touch down next to her friend and congratulate her. “Way to go, Dash!” she cheered as her hooves sank into the cloud. She lunged to wrap her hooves around the pegasus’ neck. “I knew you could do it!” Upon Rainbow’s lack of response however, she pulled away slightly. “Rainbow? What’s wrong?”

Rainbow looked over to her with a blank stare. “Oh… nothing. It’s just that my grasp of the universal constraints of physical reality have been changed forever.”

“What?”

“Oh, she’s just being a little dramatic,” Fleetfoot said as she rolled her eyes. “Rainbow here fell for a little joke Soarin told her about princess piss being the secret to super speed.”

A crimson blush erupted across Twilight’s face. “O-oh… d-did she now?” she stammered with a forced grin. “Silly Dashie, how would you ever fall for that one?”

“They already know, Twilight,” Rainbow said defeatedly looking down at her hooves. “I’m gonna be the laughing stock of the team for weeks.”

“Oh,” Twilight said flatly.

“It’s okay, Rainbow,” Fleetfoot said. “We won’t tell anypony.”

“Yeah, we wouldn’t want to give away the secret, now would we?” chimed in Soarin with a laugh. But his chuckles died down as Twilight glared at him.

“It’d be best if you stayed quiet about this,” she threatened. “Especially with those scandalous lies involving Princess Celestia you mentioned. Wouldn’t want to start pissing off the royalty, now would we?”

“Uh, no ma’am, I mean your highness,” stammered Soarin. He swallowed thickly before hastily adding, “I think Thunderlane is looking for me. Have a great day, all!” And then he darted off towards.

Fleetfoot also made to leave. “Yeah, I think I’ll just uh-” she threw a hoof back, gesturing over her shoulder. “I’m gonna go too. Not a word I promise.” The pegasus smirked at Dash. “But seriously, nice job. With everything.” Then, she made a subtle lewd gesture with a hoof and a wing and took off after Soarin.

Twilight rolled her eyes. “I hate pulling rank, but that was just mean.”

“It was awesome though,” snickered Dash. “You told them!”

“Yeah, I guess I did. Back to Ponyville with you?”

Rainbow nodded. “Yeah, just gotta grab my bag,” she said. “Maybe if we hurry we can catch Celestia and Spitfire!”

“Oh, not you too, Rainbow!” chided Twilight as they headed towards the locker rooms. “I can’t believe you fell for that.”

The cyan mare laughed. “In hindsight, yeah… me neither.”

The two walked together in silence for a moment, before the alicorn finally said what was on her mind. “To be honest, Dash,” Twilight said softly. “I thought it was some roundabout way to just get me to pee on you.”

The cyan mare blushed profusely. “It… it wasn’t, I swear,” she muttered.

“So…” Twilight continued with a quirk of her lips. “You wouldn’t want me to do it again?”

The question stopped Rainbow Dash in her tracks, mid step. “Uhhhh… what?” she asked as Twilight continued walking ahead of her.

“Just to be clear, you wouldn’t want me to do it again?” she repeated, flicking her tail and casting a glance back at the mare behind her.

Another blush graced Rainbow’s face as the implications of what Twilight was suggesting became clear to her. “I… didn’t say that,” she said hesitantly, her eyes darting back and forth between her friend’s face and the swaying tail offering tantalizing glimpses of her bits.

“Good to know,” Twilight said with a sultry smile, and then she continued walking.

Rainbow was left standing there, still shocked about the interaction that had just occurred. But slowly, a smile spread across her face as she realized Fleetfoot had been right.

Sure, she hadn’t gotten any faster, but she had definitely bagged a Princess. And was that Spitfire leaving the locker room with Princess Celestia?

Author's Note

Just a short, silly idea that I thought was pretty hot. I hope you enjoyed! (Also... I don't have wings, but if anyone wants to piss on my horn, hit me up).