How I learned to stop hating and love the pony
Meet Skullbuster, at the time our story takes place he has essentially turned his back on the world. He was bullied for most of his life, his friends don't seem to care about him or take him seriously, he expects failure from every thing he does, he has given up on society, the music sucks, he didn't even have hope for cartoons after sponge bob came out and made cartoons all stupid. Most of his life was spent on the Internet, even there he had problems, even though he was better friends with the people he knew over the internet, he still got into heated arguments, and sometimes he felt like he was the only patriotic American on the entire internet.
All this caused him to be a very negative and insensitive person, and it gave him a black heart which pumped cold, black negativity through out his body.
However, his life was about to change when one of his Internet friends confessed to watching and enjoying my little pony, and this is where our story begins
How I learned to stop hating and love the pony
Chapter 1: first encounter
Skullbuster was in shock and disbelief, was this man crazy? "My little pony?" skullbuster thought to himself "That was some girly show my aunt used to watch" skullbusters response was not one of tolerance or accepting, it was a slew of gay jokes. This went on for about a week, until skullbuster decided to look this phenomenon up, the results surprised him, "How could this one show produce an official subculture?". One day however, skullbuster decided to watch the first episode, when something amazing happened, he laughed at some the humor, this utterly apauled him, but at the same time made him a bit stunned, he had not had a genuine laugh at a cartoon in years! He shook off the feeling, he admitted that the animation and voice acting was good, but he remained hateful to the rising fanbase, but what he didnt know, was in the back of his mind, the seeds were planted, they just needed fuel.
As the number of these 'bronies' grew,he began to notice that references to this show were popping up every where, skullbuster decided to do something about his misinformation, he began watching these episodes one a day, of course while he watched them he looked for any thing to make fun of. He told himself that he was keeping an eye on the situation, however the seeds were growing and were about to sprout. On the day he finished watching the 26th episode, he learned that season 2 was beginning that week, so that Sunday, he went to YouTube and watched it, that was all that was needed for the seeds to sprout, and begin the long process of taking control. That night, once skullbuster fell asleep, he woke up in a different world...
What you thought there was going to be a cliffhanger??? F*** that
Skullbuster found himself, in a bright colorful world, he appeared as his mental image of himself, a black fedora, mirrored aviators, a black jacket with a hood, a black shirt with the punisher skull splatted on in red, he had fingerless gloves, black jeans, army boots and a utility belt. He looked ahead, and saw figure that looked exactly like him, there was one difference, he had a shirt with the rainbow colored outline of a pony and said "20% cooler in 10 seconds flat"
Skullbuster yelled out to the figure "Who are you?" which it responded "I'm you, let me rephrase that, I'm the better, more successful you". Skullbuster suddenly realized who it was, it was a brony version of himself! Skullbuster was taken back by this, the brony continued "I only want to help you". Skullbuster retaliated "No your not! Your trying to turn me into one of them! Well I got news for you buddy! I'm not gay! And I never will be!" the brony laughed "Who said anything thing about being gay? You know plenty of straight people who watch this show" skullbuster reached into his jacked and found an Uzi, he pulled it out and dumped the entire magazine into the brony version of himself, as the brony fell to the ground with blood pouring out of his wounds he said "This is only the beginning"
Skullbuster woke up, "Whar the hell happened?"