Nothing Interesting is Around Here

by Undead Whisperer 1

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1560

No, really, it's just a short one-shot Twipie story,

A slice of life-ish story, and no I really don't have a interesting title, neither the description.

Made for the Entry of Dialogue only contest (the announcement), and Dialogue only contest (the group) (recommend reading the announcement first)

This was made in Google Docs, it just give me the excuse to write short Twinpie (i thought it was Twipie) story.
Rated teen for mild sexual content.

Published 2024-05-04 03:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-05-04 03:50:01 UTC

First and Last Chapter

“Do you mind if you can take care of the library? I have to go to the Sugarcube Corner,”

“Uh-huh, and you aren’t going there because you like Pinkie Pie,”

“Spike! I-it’s, I was just going, so that we can fill up the fridge that somehow managed to be empty, and that was yesterday as well,”

“I have no idea what you are on about,”

“Oh come on, I was just going to buy rubies-filled cupcakes, uh, do they have those?”

“Uh-huh”

“Uhh, Bye!”

“Okay”

"Okay"

“And then I was like "Bonbon! Why did you do that?" and her response was like "Oh, You were here", with piles of them around her, after that, she explained that they were changelings ordered from the queens to kidnap Twilight, and then one of the ponies transformed-”

“Shape-shifting, there is a difference, you can just simply called it disguise”

“Ugh, un-disguised into a changeling-, wait, BONBON,”

“Lyra! You do not have to scare me like that!”

“Sorry, Since when did you get here!?”

“Since two minutes ago?”

“Oh uhh…”

“Also your orders are here”

“Oh, uhh. Thanks…”

“Hey, do you mind if you can continue later? Sweetie might want to talk with you, and also that be three bits,”

“Y-Yeah, haha, I-I will, thankspinkiegonnago!”

“Lyra! Get back here! Also, Pinkie, I will order my usual takeout!”

“Okie-dokie-lokie!”

“Hey, P-pinkie,”

“Hey, Twi, which cupcake do you want this time? A normal cupcake, a vanilla cupcake, twinkie cupcake, vanilla apple cupcake, special purple cupcake, rubies filled cupcake, apple jam cup-”

“I take two rubies cupcakes, and four ‘special purple’ cupcakes, and what is a ‘vanilla apple cupcake’?”

“Oh, it’s just vanilla with apple on top, and it’s ordered by mostly applejack,”

“I- wait, I didn’t even ask, how do you-, oh right, Pinkie sense, I keep forgetting,”

“Don’t worry, Twi, that’s what so cute about you, it’s just like the one time where I manage to forget to put flour, yes, FLOUR into the cupcake process, I don’t know how I didn’t catch that, but by the time I manage to catch that, it was already too late, and the oven put out a big blob-y mess, but that’s okay because by the end, I manage to make cookie out of it, maybe not after slicing it up, and down, and sideway, but at least it was chewy. That's going to be six bits please,”

"..."

“Twilight? I didn't know it was hot in here,”

"..."

“You-Hoooo, Twilight, your orders are ready,”

“I love you pinkie”

"I love you as well Twi, but when are you going to boink with me?”

“Uhh, wait, WHAT?”

“I said, when are you going to give me six bits?”

“Oh, uhh, sorry, here you go,”

“Pinkie, you can rest for the day, I will be taking over from here, it’s been a slow day after all,”

“Oh thank you, Mrs. Cake, say Twilight, can I come over to your library for a sleepover, been meaning to come over after Rarity mentioned about having sleepover during the storm and how tired yet fun it is, but rush hour, preparation for parties, and etcetera keep me busy alllllllll-day long, but now that I have free time, I decided that a sleepover is in order, with you,”

“Oooooh, YES yes YES, I tell Spike to come over to Carousel Boutique to help Rarity out, and then we can have a sleepover, oh this is… unexpected,”

“Yet fun!”

“Let’s go pinkie, before I change my mind,”

“wheee! And don't forget your cupcakes, and bye Mrs. Cake, I will be back early tomorrow”

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Sooooooo, what is a sleepover?"

"Really, Pinkie? I thought sleepover was part of your parties experience"

"Well when you have to parties, you kinda forget some basic stuff, like ‘what is sleepover like’, which next to nopony invite me since it is 'personal', that's their reason anyway,"

"Well~, with that in mind, You will HAVE to experience it, I have my own personal copy of Slumber 101, oh, maybe we can have makeovers first, since that’s what the book said "

"But Twily~, You don't have to read a book to have a fun sleepover, although then again, when I first began my baking, I manage to make a black cupcake, which tastes like coal, without consulting any book, so in this case, maybe reading one doesn't hurt"

"..."

"What? Just because you never see me read any book, doesn't mean I don't know what a book is, there was this one tim-"

"Let's just get in"

"Oh, Twilight, You're back, how wa-"

"Hey Spike!"

"Oh, hey, Pinkie"

"Spike, can you go, and help Rarity over at Boutique? I don't think there will be any emergencies today"

"You had me at Rarity, have fun you two"

"We will!"

"Wait! Don't forget your cupcake!"

"Oh thank you, YUMMY, always the best from Pinkie"

"Bye Spike!"

"So Pinkie,"

"Yepper!"

"What is this 'special purple' cupcake anyway?"

"Oh, it’s just made of vanilla with purple coloring, made with love and sprinkle”

“Why do you call it ‘special purple cupcake’ anyway? Not that I don’t like it, but it’s there something special about it?”

“Because it reminds me of a certain pony, with a bookish personality, used to isolating herself from everypony else, living in a library with her dragon.. Uhh brother? Son?”

“Spike is not my son”

“And a certain charm in living a quiet life without a care in the worl-”

“Hey! I do care!”

“By reading books all day?”

“Pinkie!”

“Twilight!”

“...”

“You are ON!”

“Haha~”

“Got ya Twi!”

“You think you can keep up? Against me?”

“I don’t think you can keep up with me, Twi-twi!”

“Oh, I don’t think you know what you are up against”

“Heya!”

“Ha!”

“Twi, why are you giggling?”

“I didn’t realized that a pillow fight would be THIS fun, and that’s after the first sleepover with Rarity, and Applejack,”

“And I didn’t realized a sleepover would also be fun,”

“Ha-ha,”

“...”

“...”

"..."

"Huh, it taste like sweet,"

"And you taste like a book that been in the library for 2 years, untouched,"

"Pinkie~"

"Still love you though,"

“I will get you for thi-...”

“Goodnight, my purple princess,”

“...”

“...”

“Spike, are you there?”

“Yes, Twilight?”

“Can you get me the Star of the Unknown, I think I would finally discover a new galaxy, a new stars beyond-, Spike, are you okay?”

“Yes, twilight,”

“Spikeeee, I was just about to discover something even Luna would be overjoyed, Where is the book?”

“Twilight,”

“What-”

“Ah need help, Pinkie is not going outside,”

“Wait, Pink-”

“Darling, she is unhappy, you should go”

“I will-”

“Twilight, please help Pinkie,”

“I was going to befo-”

“You better be before is too late,”

“What~, PINKIE!, Where is Pinkie?”

“Upstairs, as she always been,”

“Thank you, Mrs Cake,”

“...”

“Pinkie? I am here,”

“...”

“Pinkie?”

“...”

“Pink-... ie, Wh-what happened to your eyes?, Why, where, did everyth-”

“...”

“Pinkie, pinkie, please, pinkie”

“Twilight…”

“Pinkie, please no!”

“Twilight,”

“Pinkie!”

“Twily?”

“...”

“Did you have nightmares, silly?”

“...”

“Don’t worry, your aunt Pinkie Pie will keep you safe”

“...”

“You know it still tastes like you've been in a library for two years right?”

“Untouched?”

“No because I already touched you,”

“Pinkie,”

“Twily~”

“...”

"Hoo"

“Hey Owlowiscious,”

“Hey-ey, Owl-ow-is-cious, It rhymes with Owl is curious, or is it serious?”

"Hee-hee"

"..."

“Where is spike by the way, I thought he would have returned by now”

“He is sleeping, silly,”

“Oh,”

“And the sun is about to go up, pancakes?”

“That would be nice,”

“Whee!”

“...”

“Twilight?”

“Yes, Spike,”

“Why were both of you in the same bed? The guest bed is already fixed,”

“I don’t know, I feel asleep on the floor with Pinkie,”

“That would kinda explain why you were nicely tucked in,”

“...”

“TWILIGHT! Breakfast is ready!”

“I’m coming!”

“Hold on, since when did Pinkie decide to make breakfast for us?”

“Uhh, two minutes ago?”

“Welp, I am just going to sleep for another five minutes, just go makeout with Pinkie or something,”

“Spike!”

“Twily~ breakfast is ready, your favorite pancakes is ready”

“...”

“Still taste like a book in a library for two years, pinkiepromiseiwillreturnfromsugarcubeandgiveyouanotherkiss”

“Heehee, I will never get tired from the ‘book in a library for two years’ joke, how did she even make that joke”

“Hey, Twilight,”

“Yes, Spike?”

“Are you guys finally marefriend?”

“Maybe?”

“Seriously?”

“I’m still trying to mentally prepare myself that, yes, Pinkie, the party pony of Ponyville, is my marefriend,”

“Yepper!”

“EEK!”

“You sound like Fluttershy when you made that noise”

“I thought you were going to Sugarcube!”

“I was, until I realize that Twilight will still think about whether I’m a marefriend or not, so here the aunty Pinkie wishes to change that!”

“Pinki-”

“...”

“...”

“Still taste like a book in a library for two years,”

“One day I will change th-at, I still never get used to Pinkie going as fast as Rainbow Dash,”

“I'm used to it,”

“...”

“...”

“Get me a letter”

“Okay”

“Pinkamena Diane Pie,

Forever my marefriend,
The light in the night sky,
Full of joy and happiness,
Where all else will lose the light,
Only she can keep the light,
That would forever shine,
In the night sky of Equestria,
Forever my Pinkie Pie

Signed,
Twilight Sparkle”