It was the zenith of her life aspirations. Rainbow Dash had finally achieved the status she always craved: becoming a true Wonderbolt. Not some trainee, not a reservist, but a fully fledged, bona fide Wonderbolt! So what if she had a bit of a crazy night after that first show? She deserved it! However, why is her whole body feeling like it's been put through the wringer? Why can't she move?

And what's that bloody beeping?!

Written for the Dialogue-Only Contest.

Thanks again to Everfree Pony for the editing.

Cover art by ZetaMad.