After Spike the dog notices Twilight looking at him weirdly while taking him for walks, he interpretes the situation way differently that it actually is. However, he doesn't mind. After all, he's a true alpha dog and he's going to make himself known!

CW: A dog doing what dogs do, urination, exhibitionism, scientific babbling, canine penis, masturbation, autofellatio, Sci-Twi losing her brain cells, (however, this story DOESN'T contain bestiality!)

Spike is a small adult dog in this story!

Proofreader: SWikey

Cover art made by phyll (1636663)