Quasar

“Ahem! Sorry I’m a little late, dear listeners. Today is the solar eclipse, and I’m coming to you live t-minus 3 minutes from the eclipse’s peak. My launch was considered with this special event in mind, and it’ll be a historical first to describe to you listeners what I’m seeing.

“Don’t worry! Plenty of photos will be posted in the newspapers nationwide, as I plan on sending tons down to you on Equus. How fascinating is this, Equestria?!

“Oh! It’s starting! Would you look at that, a huge shadow is spreading over the western half of Equestria! Alright, let’s get these pict— Shoot! Didn’t mean to drop that… well… I guess it was more of a push and it floated off…

“Okay! Now I have my camera … aaaand… ah, ooh, yeah, that's a good one! There, photos taken! Those will be sent down for newspaper publishing — expect to see those photos later this week. I can’t wait for you all to see them!

“H̴͙͛̎E̴͎͘͝-̴̪͑ -- ...”

“Anyway, there isn’t too much else to report on, just remember: don’t look directly at the eclipse! You can and will damage your eyes permanently. Trust me, you don’t want to do that.

“Spitfire, Captain of the SS Ursa Major—out!”