Smiling Glitches

by DarkMagicEn-Forcer1

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Spike, Random, Adventure, Violence, Crossover, Sex, Anthro, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Alternate Universe, Human, Other
Length: 12647

(Glitch Displace) Got send to Equestria as one the Smiling Critters. Which one? Nobody knows not even me.

[Tag] (Poppy Playtime)

S-M-I-L-E everyday! When you are down and out. (static) No need to frown and pout! (static) Cuz Smiling Critters' (static) here to say... S-M-I-L-E everyday!

Yes you guess it. I went to a comic-con, buy an item from the Merchant and now I am in Equestria as DogDay (static).. No wait as Bobby BearHug. (static) No Bubba Bubbaphant, (static) CraftyCorn, (static) Maybe Hoppy Hopscotch? (static) KickinChicken? (static) PickyPiggy.. (static) As CatNap for sure. (static) Oh whatever! Look something happened at that con that is causing me to keep glitching into anyone of the Smiling Critters. All I can do now is find a way to survive in this Equestria. And do it with a smile.

(Testing a new type of Displace called the Glitch Displace.)

Published 2024-05-06 19:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2025-01-22 22:43:04 UTC

Prologue

(Don P.O.V)

“S-M-I-L-E everyday!” I sing along to the Smiling Critters theme song from Poppy Playtime while my Uncle Jimmy drives me to comic-con.

“You must really like that tune hah Don?” Uncle Jimmy said with a tired sigh after hearing that same theme song 15 times this road trip.

“I can’t help but find it catchy.” I said while I was tapping on my DogDay mask that I have resting on my lap. “By the way. Thanks again for driving me to comic con while my car is getting repaired.” I said gratefully because if it wasn't for some idiot driver hitting the back of my parked car. I would have gotten to the con myself.

“Anything for my favourite nephew. And don’t worry about that idiot driver. I made sure he paid for the damages in order for him to avoid getting cement shoes.” Uncle Jimmy said with a grin as we entered the parking lot to the con.

Yeah as you can guess. Uncle Jimmy is a part of the local mafia. But not just a part of, he is the right hand man to the mafia boss Don Ken Cobblestone. Now before any of you say I am in the mafia. No, I am not in the mafia. But as long as I don’t rat them out they will protect me and my mum. Plus Uncle Jimmy has been helping me and mum out whenever he can ever since my dad got wrecked by a rival mafia 10 years ago. That started a 6 month long gang war.

But that’s enough about my Uncle. Now let's get to who I am cosplaying as for this comic-con. If you haven’t guessed it already then I will tell you. I am cosplaying as DogDay of the Smiling Critters from chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime. It took me months to make the costume but it was worth it. The only thing that I am kicking myself over is that I didn’t have enough time to make DogDay’s sun pendant.

“And here we are.” Uncle Jimmy said as he finished parking the car in a space that’s near the comic con. I can already see so many cosplayers coming in and out of the building.

“Thanks for the ride Uncle Jimmy. Are you sure that you don’t want to come in with me?” I asked while I got out of the car and put on my DogDay mask.

“Nah. I got some business to take care of a few blocks over. You know. Payments to collect, rats to wreck and a car to crash. Which by the way you might want to take a bus or taxi home. And I will meet you back at your place later tonight with pizza from our favourite pizza place.” Uncle Jimmy said as he closed my door for me and opened the window. “Oh one more thing. Watch out for some shady mechants. I hear that people go missing at these cons.” He joked which got me to chuckle a bit. Since we both know that only happens in those MLP fanfics that one of the boys, Brony Brock, reads.

“Oh relax Uncle Jimmy. Nothing bad is going to happen to me. I will see you later.” I said to Uncle Jimmy as he drove off to do some mafia business. “Heh me getting displaced. Like that’s going to happen.” I said to myself as I entered the comic con building.

(1 hour later)

So far everything is going perfectly. From seeing up and coming stuff to taking pictures with other cosplayers. Right now I am checking out the little shops they have here. “This has been a great con so far. Hmm. I think I will check out that shop before I go for lunch.” I said to myself as I walked toward a shop that was in a corner of the east wing. But little did I know I was being followed by a shady person.

Once I reached the shop I noticed the merchant was dressed as an anthro Princess Twilight Sparkle in a Resident Evil 5 merchant outfit. “Oh?! Why hello there stranger.” The Twilight Merchant said to me in a pretty good Twilight Sparkle voice. “What are you buying?” She asked while she waved her hand over all of the props and other items she had on the table.

I then take a look at what’s on the table. There are many props and items from films, games, comics and anime. However I have spotted the one item I needed. Right in front of me is a tray that has all eight Smiling Critters pendants. I then point to DogDay’s sun pendant and asks the Twilight Merchant. “How much for the DogDay pendant?” I asked her which she smiles in that well made mask of hers.

“For you my happy little friend. It’s £20.” The Twilight Merchant said which I paid her right away. After that I picked up the pendant and put it around my neck to complete my cosplay.

“Perfect. Now I can conti-...” (BANG!) I wasn’t able to finish what I was saying due to the sharp pain I am feeling in my body. I looked down to see blood pouring out of my chest. Meanwhile the Twilight Merchant had her hands on her mouth in shock at what just happened.

“Hehehe. Why hello there bitch boy.” said a voice from behind me who’s voice I heard once a long time ago. I slowly turn around, while having a hand on Twilight Merchant’s table for support, to see the one person I didn’t want to see again.

The man standing in front of me, who is still aiming a smoking gun at me with a crazy grin, is Wrecky Randy. He is from a rival mafia and he is the man who wrecked my Dad all those years. “Tell your old man that I said hello.” Wrecky Randy said with an insane laugh while my version was starting to burr.

Meanwhile the crowd that has formed around us are in a mix of shock and confusion.

“N-No. This can’t be how my life ends.” I said to myself while coughing out blood that some of it leaked out my mask. Just as my legs lose the strength to stand and fall to my knees I start to think about the people who will miss me.

Uncle Jimmy is going to be angry.
Mum is going to cry.
And my friend Rocky, who couldn’t come to the con today due to being sick, is going to laugh. Because that's just how he cops when losing someone he cares about.

But before I fully collapse, while pulling the table down with me, a giant hole opens up below me.
As I fell into the hole the table, that’s behind me, fell over and the tray of the other Smiling Critters pendants fell in the hole with me.

“S-I-M-L-E everyday.” Was the last thing I said before everything faded to black.

(static) SYSTEM ERROR!

(Third person P.O.V)

[SYSTEM ERROR!] [SYSTEM ERROR!]

That was the sound that’s shouting out the hole Don fell into. Along with it starts a shootout of glitchy static lightning bolts everywhere. “What the hell!” Was all Wrecky Randy could say before a bolt hit him and he exploded.

This has caused everyone to start running and screaming away from the hole. Like that is going to make a difference because the glitchy static lightning is creating new holes and causing explosions.
Many of the non-cosplayer got blown up by the bolt or they fell or got sucked into a hole. While the cosplayer got turned into the characters they were dressed as by the bolts. Along with them falling or getting sucked into holes like the non-cosplayers.

“No no no! This can’t be happening!” The Twilight Merchant said in a panic as she backed away from the first hole. Which sucks things in like the other holes. “This never happened to me before. Or to any other Merchants for that matter.” She added as the chaos gets bigger and bigger.

Just then she hears a loud noise coming from above her and when she looks up to see that the building is starting to collapse from all of the explosions. “Fuck this shit! I'm out!” The Twilight Merchant said before using her magic to create a portal to her base in the void and jump in.

Moments after her portal closed the first hole now glowing brighter and brighter.

[SYSTEM ERROR!] [OVERLOAD!] [OVERLOAD!]

With that the whole building exploded and took most of the surrounding buildings along with it.

To bE COntINue

Author's Note

I hope this new type of displace goes well.

Anyway. Did Don survived? What kind chaos awaits him? You will find next time.

But remember S- I- M- L- E every day!

Chapter 1

(Don DogDay P.O.V)

(Everfree Forest)

“AAaah!” I screamed as I sat up from where I was laying. I then quickly check my chest for the gunshot hole. Thankfully there is none. Not even the blood that had poured out of that hole was there.

I then lay back down while giving a sigh of relief. While failing to notice that I puff out a small puff of green smoke. “Thank god. That was just a dream.” I said to myself. But then I plase and sat back up again. “Wait a minute. Why is my voice so different now?” I asked myself knowing for a fact that my voice doesn’t sound like a cartoon character.

I then took a look at my surroundings and it seems that I am in a cartoon like forest at night time. “Oh please don’t tell me that I am at where I think I am at.” I said as I got to my feet and looked around a bit more in a little panic. But then I got my answer when I looked up at the moon and saw that there was a pony head on it. “I am in Equestria.” I said as I calm down because I know what this means.

There is no mistake about it. I have been displaced and I have become DogDay. The cartoon version of him since I am not as tall or taller than the trees. And I kind of have mixed feelings about this right now. Like on one hand I want to punch that Mechant for displacing me and taking me away from everyone I cared about. But on the other hand I want to shake her hand for saving my life because if she didn’t displace me then I would be pushing up daisies right now.

“Ok focus. Now judging by that there is a pony head on the moon. I must be at a point before episode 1 of season 1.” I said to myself as I looked at the moon again. Only to find that the pony head is no longer on the moon. “Make that the end of episode 1 and the beginning of episode 2 of season 1.” I said with a deadpan look on my face as I started to walk in a random direction.

Now I know which point in time I am at right now. I need to get moving. Because it will not take long before the main 6 come into this forest to search for the Elements of Harmony. And that’s a canon event I don’t want to get in the way of.

Just then I hear some footsteps coming from behind me. So I quickly jump into the nearby bushes while leaving a small hole for me to see through. Then minutes later there was a group of 10 ponies walking into the view stop near my bush. There are a couple things about them that I can tell by looking at them.

One is that they are all anthro ponies. So that tells me what version of Equestria I am in right now. Two is that they are all wearing dark blue cloaks with crescent moons on them. Witches tell me that they are a cult that worships Nightmare Moon. And finally three and to me is that they all give off the momma and daddy issues vides.

“Hurry up lads!” Said the one in front of the group with a cloak that is shinier than the others. He must be the leader of this cult. “We must get to the castle of the royal pony sisters before the sun witch’s pet and her sun loving friends do.” The cult leader said as they continued walking in the direction of the castle.

Minutes later I came out of the bushes and looked at the path the cultists took. “That’s not good.” I said with a worried look on my face since I noticed that they have weapons hiding under their cloaks. “I got to stop them from carrying out their deadly ambush on the main 6.” I said as I started to follow the cultists.

Because if they stopped the main 6 from getting the Elements of Harmony. Not only will it ruin the canon event but it will doom the whole planet. “But how am I going to stop 10 armed ponies? I am small, unarmed and outnumbered. If only I was the bigger body DogDay. I would have a chance.” I said just as my sun pendant started glowing. And after a flash I hit my head on one of the high tree branches.

“Ouch!” I said while rubbing my head before noticing that I am now as tall as the trees. “Whoa! How did this..? (sigh) No this can wait. Getting rid of the Nightmare Moon cult comes first.” I said as I took a deep breath readying myself for what I must do. But when I breathed out I was surprised when green smoke came out of my mouth.

“Ok. I will add this to the pile of questions I might try to figure out later. But right now. I can use this to smoke the cultists out before I wreck them.” I said as I started to run as fast as I could while avoiding the tree branches.

Minutes later.

By the time I reached the group they were in the middle of building a quick bridge with logs and magic. Thankfully they haven’t seen or heard me coming. Which is perfect for me because I can use my green smoke in one spot. And with that I began breathing out the green smoke onto the cultists.

“Hey. Where did all this ,hehehe, green fog coming ,hehehe, from? Asked one of the cultists who was starting to giggle from the green smoke.

“I don’t know. Hehehe But it smells like vanilla. Hehehehe” Said another cultist who is also starting to giggle.

Not long after that up to nine of them are giggling. And then after a minute the giggling became full of laughter. This has finally got the leader’s attention. “What’s so funny?” The leader demanded as he turned around so he could give his followers an earful. Only for him to spot me through the green smoke. “The Sun Witch has sended a monster after us! Hehehe Kill it! Hehehehe” He commanded while he started to giggle himself.

While 4 of the followers have drawn their swords and shaking charges at me. The other 5 have already fallen to their knees while holding their stomachs from the non stop laughter.

“For the canon event.” I quietly said as I dodge the first sword swing and then I sent one of 4 followers flying with a punch to the face. I then jump up high to avoid a stab from the second follower. And I give him a good old goomba stomp and crush him.

I then hear a static sound from behind me. When I turn around to see the third follower laying on the ground still laughing but is now having trouble breathing. “Hmm. It seems that my green smoke has the same effect as the Joker venom.” I said as I quickly turned around and grabbed the fourth follower by the neck and crushed his windpipe.

“Hehehehe. Monster! Hehehe How dare you get in the way of ‘hehehe’ protecting Nightmare Moon! Hahahaha!” The leader arrogance said through his own laughter. In fact he is the only one laughing now since his last remaining followers have died from their own laughter. And they all have nightmarish grins permanently glued to their faces.

“Nothing personal mate. But I can’t have you nut jobs interrupt a canon event.” I said just as the leader moved his hood to reveal that he is a unicorn and started firing magic at me.

I didn’t have to dodge much because he couldn't focus his shots because he was laughing too much. But then one of those shots got too close to my left leg. And by too close, I mean it burned some of my furr. I then look at the leader feeling angry.

“Now it’s personal.” I said as I picked a sword from one of the dead followers. I was willing to wait until he died from laughing. But since he burned my leg he dies now.

The DogDay from the game lost his legs to CatNap. I will not let this dork get away with damaging mine.

And with that I sliced the leader’s head off which caused his blood to spray everywhere. After about 15 seconds his headless body falls to the ground in a pool of his own blood.

After about a minute of silence I dropped the sword, and then I went to empty out the contents of my stomach onto the ground. “Oh God! I can’t believe I actually did all this.” I said while I was puking. Since this was the first time I killed a real life person.

Seeing my Uncle Jimmy and the mafia kill other gangs and rats is one thing. But to take lives myself. It leaves me wondering how they handled their kills. But at the end of the day I knew I had to do it. Because if I didn’t then Nightmare Moon’s eternal night would have doomed the planet.

After a couple more minutes of puking and another flash, from my sun pendant, I am back to my small cartoon DogDay self again. (sigh) “I am glad that’s done.” I said before I put my hands on my head, and closed my eyes, in pain of a huge headache that came out of nowhere.

QuEst CoMPleTE!

KiLl NiGhtmAre MOOn CuLTIsts.
[10/10]

ReWARd!

BaG of HOLding!

“Quests? Rewards? What the hell?!” I asked myself if the headache goes just as fast as it came. And when I open my eyes I see a small brown bag on the ground among three other things.

They are an old TV and an old video player. They look like the same models that were used in the Poppy Playtime game. The last item is a videotape with the words ‘How to use a bag of holding’ on it.

“Ok. I am not going to question this.” I said as I put the videotape into the player.

It then started playing the familiar tune that the game used when showing how to use the grab pack and its hands. The video then shows basic stuff that any video game’s bag of holdings. The video also shows that if I want to put a lot of items in the bag in a hurry, I can say ‘suck in’ and the bag will suck lot of the items in 10 seconds flat. And I can say ‘blow out’ and the bag will blow out the items just as quickly.

The last bit of the video shows that in the event of the bag being misplaced or gets stolen. I can summon the bag to my hand just like you do with a keyblade. So that is very handy.

Once the video is finished the TV and the video player disappear in the form of static electricity. “Damn. I wanted to see if the TV had any working channels on it.” I was annoyed just as I heard someone crying from the west side of the river. “Hmm. I guess the main 6 must have just met that Streven Magnet guy.” I said knowing that this means that the main 6 are this close to the castle now.

“Good to know. Now then it’s time for a quick wash before I begin looting the dead cultists.” I said since I am still covered in blood. So I quickly went into the cold river to wash off the blood before it dried.

While I was in the river I didn’t notice a small static sound of my sun pendant turning into a lightbulb pendant. Followed by a bigger static sound.

(Don Bubba Bubbaphant)

(sigh) “Now that was refreshing.” I said as I climbed out of the river. I then turn to look at my reflection in the river to see if I missed a spot. But what looked back at me wasn’t DogDay but a blue elephant known as Bubba Bubbaphant.

“What the hell?! Wasn’t I DogDay not too long ago?” I asked myself in surprise and confusion. Because I know for a fact I was DogDay when I woke up in this forest. But then why are my memories telling me I was cosplaying as Bubba Bubbaphant at comic con before being displaced?

I then looked at the reflection again just to be sure I wasn’t seeing things. But then I saw my whole body being covered in glitchy static.

(Don Hoppy Hopscotch)

“WHAaa!?” I yelled as I jumped back in surprise due to seeing myself turn into the green rabbit known as Hoppy Hopscotch. “Ok! Now I know I wasn’t imagining things!” I said just as my eyes wiped in realisation.

Oh god! Not only my memories of the con have changed again. But all my memories of my time back on earth have changed as well. What changed you may ask. Well.. I now remember that I was a girl back on earth instead of being a boy.

I don’t know why these parts of my memories keep changing every time I glitched into a different smiling critter.

Glitches?

What kind of displace am I?

A Glitch Displace maybe?

I then start to shake my head to help me focus. Because I know that I am going nowhere by asking these kinds of questions. “Ok. This is something I just have to roll with for now on. Right now I am going to loot.” I said as I picked up the bag of holding and began to loot the dead bodies.

These dead cultists haded a lot of things on them. Weapons, ropes, foods, drinks and some fancy little bags of money. These dorks must have come from noble families. Also the leader had a magical map that shows you where you are in Equestria. Thanks for the starter pack Nightmare Moon dorks.

Once I finished putting my loot into my bag of holding I then looked at the dead bodies. “Now. What to do with you deadbeats?” I asked myself knowing for a fact that the families of these cultists will be paying a petty penny to have them found. Plus Uncle Jimmy had once told me. That if you ever wreck somebody. Then you better know how to get rid of the body so the police can’t find it.

I could just leave the bodies here and let the wild animals eat them. But there is a risk of a future search party, the cmc or Zecora finding the remains and reporting it. Or I could go bigger body Hoppy and eat them myself. After all, in the game the bigger toys had eaten all of the Playtime Co employees. So eating 10 ponies should be no problem.

While I was thinking. I hear the static again.

(Don PickyPiggy)

(sigh) “Ok. Who did I glitched into this time?” I asked myself before I checked my comic con memories. And it looks like I have become PickyPiggy. I then looked at the first body as I licked my lips. It seems that glitches have made the choice for me.

So when in Rome, you pig out. “Bigger body.”

To Be cONtINue

Author's Note

It's lunch time for our main character.

But what happens next?

Find out next time.

Chapter 2

(Everfree Forest)

(Don CraftyCorn P.O.V)

It took me about half an hour to eat all those bodies. But once I was finished and returned back to normal size I was then glitched into CraftyCorn. Right now I am using the map to find the castle of the royal pony sisters.

Now the plan I have in my head right now. Is that I will wait for the canon event to finish and all the ponies to leave the castle. After that I will then enter and loot the place for stuff I can sell.

“Hmm. I wonder how many nights I can stay in this castle for?” I asked myself since I know there will be more canon events to come for this castle and the Tree of Harmony below it. Knowing that I would need to find a place that nobody would think to look.

Then my line of thinking was interrupted when the surrounding forest brightened up. And that can only mean one thing. “Nightmare Moon has been defeated and with it. The first canon event of season 1 is completed.” I said to myself as I started to run until the castle came into view.

After that I then hid myself in a bush while I kept an eye on the bridge. The reason why I did this is because I don’t want to be spotted by the main 6 or by the princesses while they cross the bridge. Anyway, while I was waiting for them to come out of the castle, another one of those headaches hit me.

NotICEs

* By devouring 4 unicorns. CraftyCorn can now use magic.

* CraftyCorn can now create a magic paintbrush with limitless print.

* The printbrush itself, while in the hands of a smiling critter, can create almost anything depending on the drawing.

“Magic? I can use magic while I am CraftyCorn? That’s awesome.” I said as the headaches went away again. And just in time too. Because the main 6 and the princesses are now crossing the bridge. It’s too bad that I am not close enough to hear what any of them are saying.

They all look exactly as the fandom pictured the anthro version of them to be. Especially Fluttershy who is trying to hide her huge tits under a green turtleneck sweater.

Anyway, it took the group 5 to 10 minutes to cross that bridge and head in the direction of Ponyville. And I waited in that bush for half an hour, after they had left, before I came out of the bush.

(Don KickinChicken)

“Ok, I am in the clear now. Let's get looting.” I said after I glitched into KickinChicken. I then ran as fast as I could into the castle.

It took me a couple of hours going around the castle grabbing stuff I knew wasn't there in the show. From a few old gold coins to printings that art collectors would sell their arm and a leg for. Of course I lefted the suits of armour and all of the books behind. Especially that one book that made Rarity go crazy on Ponyville that one episode in season 4.

I also grabbed an enchanted bed from that secret room the main 6 have found. And just for giggles I have left a note in that room.

(Don Bobby BearHug)

“Ok, Now the only room left to loot in this castle is the one that Nightmare Moon was defeated in.” I said as I glitched into Bobby BearHug. I then made my way to that very room.

When I got to that room. The only thing that I could take was Nightmare Moon’s armour that was left on the floor. “Huh. I guess Luna wanted this room to be her evil self resting place.” I said while thinking a couple more reasons why none of the pony would take the armour. “Oh well. It’s mine now until I can find a pawnshop that is willing to buy them.” I said as I walked over to the armour where I can see some blue wisps still coming off of it.

“But it will also have to be a shady pawnshop. Because who would buy this that follows all the laws?” I asked myself as I was about to pick up the armour at the same time my body started to glitched.

(Don CatNap)

When I became CatNap some of the glitchy static hit some of the blue wisps and caused a flash. Blight enough to knock me on to my ass while I shielded my eyes from the light. “What the hell?!” I yelled out after the flash had stopped. When I removed my hands from my eyes. I was surprised to see a glitchy Nightmare Moon stuck in T-pose in front of me.

“Nightmare Moon!? But how!? You were defeated!” I yelled at Nightmare Moon. Who didn’t move a muscle let alone say anything back to me. “Hello? Anyone home?” I asked after 5 minutes of watching Nightmare Moon doing nothing other than T-posing. Like those models you find when glitching outside of the map of a game.

“This is getting very weird even for this world.” I said as I decided to get closer to Nightmare Moon. But when I got close enough to her. Words appeared in front of her.

ERROR!

Damaged body.
Please edit to fix the body.

EDIT/READY

“Ok. This is just making me think about digimon right now.” I said after I ran out of surprise in the tank for today. And with that I press on the ‘edit’ button to see if it did anything.

Which it did as the error sign goes away and in its place are the tools needed to build a character in a random game. “Ok then. Let's give Nightmare Moon a makeover shall we.” I said as I rub my hands together while looking over the options.

Gender
Male/Female

“Basic character building option.” I said as I selected a female option and then moved on to the next.

Mane and Tail
Normal/Blowing without wind

Blowing without wind? Like how the two princesses and the future Twilight had their manes and tails moving without wind? Ok I am going to be smart with these options. Because the way Nightmare Moon looks now will draw unwanted attention.

So with that in mind I have selected the normal option. And with that, the T-posing Nightmare Moon’s mane and tail dropped down from the air and became a normal pony mane and tail.

Next is the style, colour and highlights for the mane. So I quickly gave her the long ponytail with some burned orange highlights. And Nightmare Moon’s changes to the way I wanted it.

Eyes
Normal/Cat Eyes

Normal obviously and I changed her eye colour to red. And her eyes changed.

Teeth
Normal/Fangs

Just like the last two, I pick normal. For the same reason of not wanting to draw attention.

Tits size

This got me grinning like a pervert for 5 seconds. I then take a look at Nightmare Moon’s boobs to see that they are about D cup in size. I then look down to her ass to see that they are way bigger than her tits.

“Makes sense.” I said to myself because I did see Celestia being the top heavy princess. So it would make sense that Luna be the bottom heavy princess. So with that in mind. I will make Nightmare Moon’s tits into an E cup. In order to give her an hourglass figure.

“Balanced as all things should be.” I quoted Thanos while I watched Nightmare Moon’s boobs get bigger. I then skipped the ass size option since it's at a perfect size already.

Strength
weak/strong/very strong/Hulk strong

“Well with how big her assets are. She will need all the strength she can get.” I said as I picked the hulk strong option.

Then a new option popped up asking if I want Nightmare Moon to show or not to show muscles that match her strength. So I chose not to show muscles. Because I want Nightmare Moon to have the ‘don’t judge a book by it’s cover’ when it comes to strength. Plus it would be funny to see some idiot come at her thinking she is an easy target. Only to get beat up at the end.

Intelligence
Dumb/Smart/Very Smart/Rick Smart

“Hmm. She is going to need to be smarter than Twilight. That’s for sure.” I said as I chose Rick smart.

Pony Type
Alicorns/Unicorns/Pegasus/Earth Pony

This one had me debating with myself for a couple minutes. “Screw it. She can use magic to hide her wings or her horn or both.” I said as I closed the alicorn.

Next is the fur coat colour which I kept the same. Because I have made enough changes that the ponies wouldn’t see her as Nightmare Moon. Then comes the cutie mark. I made it into a full moon with three clouds and a shooting star going across it. And with a flash her old cutie mark was replaced.

Now the last part of Nightmare Moon’s makeover are the clothes. So first off I will give her a white that shows a good amount of cleavage and has a smiley face on it. Then I gave her some dark blue jeans with a silver belt.

I then give her gold-coloured socks with grey spikey high-heel boots. And now to complete the look. I gave her a dark purple biker jacket and red fingerless gloves. “Perfect. Now nobody will know that she is a Nightmare Moon clone or a glitch duplicate.” I said as I checked for more options.

Name
Keep/Change

Of course the most part of this makeover is her name. This took me a couple minutes but at the end of it I went for a fan named Nyx. Named after that little Nightmare Moon who became Twilight’s step daughter in that one fanfic that was good enough to get its own fanbase.

Everything seems ready to go. But the last two options have got me puzzled.

Name of mob boss and mafia she will be loyal to.

Mob boss:

Mafia name:

This makes me think about a question I asked Uncle Jimmy a month ago.

(flashback)

Me and Uncle Jimmy were at our favourite pizza place at the time when I asked this question.

“Hey Uncle Jimmy. Can I ask you something?” I asked him just as he finished eating a slice of pizza.

“Sure sport. Ask away.” Uncle Jimmy said before ordering another beer.

“If you ever go to a con and get displaced. What would you do in Equestria?” I asked him which he looked up thinking for a moment before looking back at me with a smile.

“I would start my own mafia.” Uncle Jimmy answered me without hesitation.

“Really?” I was surprised that he would start a mafia instead of going straight in another world.

“Yeah. It’s been fun starting a mafia with the boss and your dad. Starting another mafia in Equestria is going to be a blast.” He said as his beer was served.

“Aren’t you worried about getting stoned by the princesses or the main 6 trying to reform you?” I asked, knowing this happens a lot of displace.

“Nah. I am worried. I can use whatever powers and skills I got along with my charm to get away from them and make a lot of money. Besides, if you think that I would let myself get stoned or reformed like those other morons. Forget about it.” He said as we went back to eating pizza.

(End of flashback)

After remembering that I couldn’t help but to laugh at the irony of it all. After all, I have spent my whole life back on earth obeying the laws while not ratting out my uncle and the mafia. Now in order to survive in this world I must start my own mafia. Just like how my uncle would have done.

But right now I haven’t a problem with boss name. I mean I could use CatNap. But what if Nyx is loyal to me when I am CatNap and not to any other Smiling Critters I glitch into?

After a couple of minutes of thinking an idea came to me. “Hmm. Since I am all the Smiling Critters. Why not use that as a placeholder.” I said as I type in Smiling Critters in the boss name. And as soon as I did that. All 8 Smiling Critter names appeared next to the placeholder name.

“Huh? I didn’t think that would work.” I said thankfully that the placeholder name worked. Now that is out of the way. It’s time to think of a name for my mafia. At first I looked up thinking of the name. That didn’t work. Then I looked at my hands. The hands of CatNap. A character from the Poppy Playtime game.

“Playtime.” I said as the idea lightbulb turned on in my head. Of course. It was the name of the toy company that was in the game. “So why not make it the name of my mafia.” I said as I type in Playtime in the Mafia name.

And with that. Nyx is now ready to go. “It's time for my first recruit’s wake up call.” I said as I pressed the ready button. After that the glitchy static faded away from Nyx. Her arms come out of T-posing at the same time her eyes start blinking.

“Whe-Where am I?” Nyx said sleepy before she looked down at me. Which made her eyes widened in realisation and immediately got on her knees to show respect to me. “Don CatNap! I am so sorry for spacing out on you.” She apologised while she kissed my right hand as another show of respect.

“It’s fine. First day nerves and all.” I said to Nyx while I put Nightmare Moon’s armour in my bag of holding. I don’t know what she remembers but as long as she remains loyal to me and my mafia. Then that’s all that really matters to me. “But anyway, welcome to the Playtime Mafia.” I said while I shook hands with Nyx.

(Don DogDay)

“It’s a great honour sir.” Nyx said as she stood back up. While I glitched back into DogDay. “So what do we do now boss?” She asked me, not bothered about my glitching, to do it from point on.

I then look up to start thinking. For starters food. We could try hunting in the forest or we could try to steal some apples from Sweet Apple Arches at night. Of course these two options are risky in their ways but it’s worth it. Next is money. The amount I got from the cultists isn’t enough. We would need to steal from a dragon so I can hire more members and start a business as a front for the public. But right now I will sell the loot from the castle to a pawnshop.

And finally our base. While we could stay in this castle up until the end of season 3. But when season 4 starts we will need to move out very quickly. So I think it would be better to find a different place now. But where do we move to?

After a couple of minutes of thinking I then look back at Nyx with a smile. “Ok. Here is the plan.”

To be continued.

Author's Note

What is he planing? Where would he and Nyx go? And will they meet the main six?

What time is it?

Playtime.

Chapter 3

(Mountain that’s nearby Ponyville)
(Couple of days later)

(Don Hoppy Hopscotch P.O.V)

These last couple of days have been fruitful. Especially since during that time my Playtime Mafia has gained two more members. An earth pony named Hard Cider and a griffon named Airazor.

Now you might be asking where I find these two. Will it's pretty much the same way I got Nyx.

(flashback)

Like for Hard Cider. During the event of episode 3 of season 1. Me, when I was Bobby BearHug at the time, and Nyx decided to sneak into Sweet Apple Acres to grab some ‘free’ apples. We managed to get a basket full of apples before Big Mac attacked us.

I had to act quickly by going bigger body Bobby BearHug and break Big Mac’s back Bane style. Which was thankfully enough to knock him out. We then move Big Mac to a different spot on the farm. I then ordered Nyx to use her magic to change Big Mac’s memories to he got injured from over working. Thankfully nobody else was around to see or hear at the time. So the events of episode 4 of season 1 can go without any problems.

After that I returned to my normal size and then I went and put an apple on Big Mac’s head for shits and giggles. But then as I was glitching into KickenChicken another flash happened and now there is a glitchy t-posing Big Mac standing next to the knock out Big Mac. And just like with Nyx, this body needs editing.

So I gave him a light green fur coat, golden yellow eyes and clean and tidy dark brown mane and tail. I also made him stronger and smarter than Big Mac. Along with changing his clothes to a dark blue business suit and changing his cutie mark to a pair of strong cider bottles. And finally I named him Hard Cider.

After this I realised that I found a duplication glitch, where I can edit the duplicated people to the way I want them.

Knowing this I did what any gamer would do when they found a duplication glitch. By exploiting the hell out of it.

And then came Airazor. Since I figure that I can trigger the duplication glitch by touching someone, or something that came from that person, at the same time I glitch into another smiling critter. So when the event of episode 5 of season 1 came around. I had Nyx wait until Gilda leaves the party and then follow her.

This lasted until Gilda dropped a loose feather when she entered the train station. Which Nyx quickly grabbed the feather and teleported back to the castle. Once she got back she then gave the feather to me where I then waited until I glitched again.

It didn’t take long for me to glitch from Bubba Bubbaphant to KickinChicken followed by another flash. And with it a glitchy T-posing Gilda appeared.

So with this one I changed the brown colour of the fur and feathers to black. And change the white colour feathers that’s on her head to dark grey. I also changed her purple highlights to red highlights and changed her eye colour to light green.

As for her clothes. I gave her blue jeans, a sliver shirt, a spiky black biker jacket, a pair of spiky gold fingerless gloves and a pair of spiky dark purple boots. And to top it off I made her smarter, stronger, faster and bustyler than the real Gilda. And finally I named her after Airazor from beast wars.

(End of flashback)

And that’s how I got these two.

So right now I am currently as Hoppy Hopscotch and me and my mafia are secretly following the Main 6 up a mountain to a cave a dragon had picked to have a very long nap in. Now my plan is to take out the dragon after Fluttershy had her moment and then take the treasure and the cave for ourselves. While making sure that the main six doesn’t see us or remembering that they see us.

“Hey boss. How long do you think it takes for those ponies to convince that dragon to leave?” Airazor asked me quietly so the Main 6 can’t hear us.

“Hmmm. I am guessing about up to an hour. Give or take.” I quietly answered back as I pointed to a rock that’s big enough for us to hide behind. Since I can see that the Main 6 has reached the cave the dragon is sleeping in.

(Don Bubba Bubbaphant)

Once we got to the rock we all quietly watched the Main six enter the cave and now it’s a waiting game.

And so we waited….and waited……….and waited some more.

“Hmmm. That’s odd.” I said after about half an hour of waiting for the Main 6 to come out of the cave. So far none of them have come out. This is giving me a bad feeling that something has gone wrong.

“What’s odd?” Hard Cider asked quietly.

“They should have come running out of the cave by now. Followed by them taking turns to try and convince the dragon to leave. But none of them have come out. Not even Fluttershy.” I answered while thinking about what could have gone wrong in that cave.

“Do you think the dragon ate them?” Nyx asked me but I shook my head at that question. “We would have heard their screams and dragon’s roars if that was the case. Plus it would have made a gap in the black smoke.” I added while pointing to the black smoke that’s still coming out of the cave.

“Let’s take a look.” I said as we quietly walked up to the cave.

(Don CraftyCorn)

When we all took a perk into the cave our eyes widened in shock at what we saw.

The Main 6 are all laying on the tried up, gagged and blindfolded. Along with Twilight and Rarity having rings on horns to stop them from using magic. And standing over them are a group of ponies and one dragon teen who are all wearing dark blue cloaks with crescent moons on them.

“The Cult of Nightmare Moon.” I said quietly in surprise to another group of this cult.

“Didn’t you already kill this cult the other night Boss?” Nyx quietly asked me in confusion.

“I did but this must be another group of the cult.” I answered while thinking about how many more groups of this cult are there.

“What are they doing now?” Airazor asked while pointing to a unicorn cultist handing a letter to a pegasus cultist.

“Make sure you get this to the sun tyrant.” The unicorn cultist said to the pegasus cultist who then nodded and flew out of the cave. While me and crew quickly hid so the pegasus wouldn’t us on his or her way out.

I then ordered Airazor to stop that pegasus before he or she gets too far away. It only took Airazor about 12 seconds to reach the pegasus and use her talons to rip open the pony’s neck. And then she took Pegasus's letter as she let the body fall to the everfree forest below.

Once Airazor got back to us I then looked at the letter. It took me about 2 minutes to read this letter. It’s basically the cult giving Celestia 24 hours to step down and make Luna the sole ruler of Equestria or else they will kill Twilight and her friends.

“So what now Boss?” Hard Cider quietly asked me while knowing that my plan had hit a wall due to the bad situation in the cave. I can’t let the mane six die now. Not while there are so many canon events that need to happen.

I then took another peak into the cave and saw that the cave still has the same treasure like in the show just with cult banners. I then look back at my crew with an idea in mind.

“Ok gang, here is the new plan. First I want Nyx to create a magic bubble over the Main six.” I said as I noticed that Nyx was about to ask me why. So I cut her before she could. “While I go inside that cave and smoke out the cultists and make them all sleep with the fishes.” I added while I use my magic to create the magic paintbrush.

“And what about the rest of us Boss?” Airazor asked while I was drawing on the ground with my magic paintbrush. What am I drawing you may ask? Well I am drawing 3 gas masks, just like the ones from the game, along with 3 tommyguns.

Once I was done drawing a quick flash happened. And inplace of the drawings are 3 real gas masks and 3 real, and fully loaded, tommyguns. “Well for starters. I need you 3 to wear these gas masks and don’t take them off until I say so.” I said as I handed each one a gas mask which they put on right away. I then hand them a tommygun each. “And if any of those cultists try to leave that cave. Then you will fill them full of holes.” I ordered as all 3 of them nodded in understanding of their task.

“Good. Now bigger body.” I said as I become the bigger body version of CraftyCorn. Now I don’t know what effects CraftyCorn’s smoke will have. But since I made sure my crew and the main 6 will be protected from the smoke. So this will be the best time to find out.

(Don Catnap)

Nevermind, Catnap’s sleepy red smoke will do just fine. And with that I entered the cave and began to breathe out the red smoke while I walked.

It didn’t take long for the cultists to notice me and my red smoke. And it also didn’t take for them to start coughing from the red smoke that’s filling up the cave very quickly.

“What is that thing?!” Screamed an earth pony mare cultist as she was backing away from me in fear before she fell down and fainted.

Many of the cultists have fallen asleep within minutes of breathing in my red smoke. Others tried to escape the cave only to be gunned down by my crew. I then turn my attention to the leader of this group of cultists.

He is on his knees coughing while trying his best to stay awake. I then walk over to him so I can look down on him like the bug he is.

“What (cough, cough) are you?” Was all the cult leader could say before he too went to sleep from my red smoke.

“Sleep well now.” I said while the song ‘Sleep Well’ by CG5 starts playing in my head. Taking out this group was a lot easier than the last one.

Anyway after I stop breathing out the red smoke and let it clear out of the cave. I then waved my crew over to me and then I pointed to the sleeping cultists who were having nightmares. “Make sure they don’t wake up” I ordered before I looked over to the sleeping dragon cultist. “Especially that one.” I added which my crew all nodded and began shooting the cultists.

And while my crew does that. I then walk over to the source of the black smoke that had fooled the Main 6 and Celestia into thinking a big dragon is sleeping here.

It was a magic circle with a fire ruddy at its centre. After a minute of looking at it I kicked the fire ruddy out of the circle. Which broke the spell and the black smoke cleared away.

“Okay. Stopped the fake dragon smoke spell. Saved the main 6, which I will have Nyx change their memories to what should have happened like in the show. The cave and the treasure now belong to me and my crew. And this group of Nightmare Moon cultists are now dead. We need to get rid of their bodies before they start to stink up the cave.” I said to myself while trying to think of anything I might have missed.

Just then I heard a trapdoor opening from behind me. And when I turn around I see a cultist climbing out of the hole. “Okay I am done building the coffins. So how long do we have to..” Was all the cultist said until he turned around and saw us and his dead friends. He only lasted 30 seconds before he fainted from what he just saw.

“Do we kill him too Boss?” Hard Cider asked while pointing his tommy gun at the cultist.

“No. Have him tied up somewhere. I have some questions that I want him to answer when he wakes up.” I said as I turned my attention to the nearest dead body.

“Today has not gone the way I have planned. But what can you do?” I said to myself before I started eating the dead body.

To be continue.

Author's Note

What questions will be asked and what answers will be given?

Find out next time.

Pinkie Pie: (gagged) :ajbemused:

Chapter 4

(Mountain cave)

(Don DogDay P.O.V)

It has been an hour since I ate the dead bodies with my crew cleaning up the blood afterwards. Along with the Main 6 are on their way back to Ponyville while thinking that they have convinced a dragon to sleep somewhere else.

Right now all four of us are watching the sleeping cultist who is tied to a chair and his cloak is removed. He is an earth pony stallion with a brick red fur coat and a cement grey mane and tail. His cutie mark is a brick wall which may explain why he is dressed like a builder.

“How much longer do we have to wait for this clown to wake up?” Airazor bored asks while she is flipping a coin to pass the time.

“Hopefully not long Airazor.” I said to Airazor while I was debating with myself on if I should hit the sleeping cultist with a bucket of water or not.

About 5 minutes later the cultist finally wakes up. About damn time if you ask me. “Wh-Where am I?” He sleepy said before he realised 3 things. One his cloak is missing, two he is tied to a chair and three he is surrounded by me and my crew. “Who are you people? Where did that giant purple cat go? What did you do to the other cult members?” Was all he could say before Nyx covered his mouth to shut him up.

“I am the one who is asking the questions here. So you better give me some answers. If you know what’s good for you.” I told him as he looked down at me and laughed.

“Yeah right. Like I should be afraid of a cute little dog like you. Ha!” The cultist mocking said to me thinking I am not a threat to him. I quickly waved my hand to my crew as my way of saying. ‘Keep calm, I got this.’ And once I made sure my crew wouldn’t do anything I then looked back at the cultist.

“Bigger body.” I said as I became the bigger body DogDay. This has put a mix of shock and fear on the cultist’s face as now he has to look up to me. While I looked down at him. “You were saying little pony?” I said to the cultist to which he started begging me to not kill him.

It lasted for a minute until Hard Cider shut him up. “Enough. Now you know the position you are in. You better start answering my questions. And if the answers are good enough I might let you live.” I said to him as I began the questioning.

To make this a bit quicker. Here are his answers.

For starters the cultist’s name is BrickLayer and he has been a cult member for 6 months.

He only joined the Nightmare Moon cult because his father, Cement Mix, forced him to join. And by forced he means ever join the cult willfully or join the cult while under mind control. He will then lose his right to become the next CEO of his father’s company.

I have asked him about how many groups of the cult there are. BrickLayer answered this by saying there is only one group and that the leader sent out a small handful of cultists to do the dirty work.

As for who is the leader of the cult of Nightmare Moon. It’s Prince Blueblood. This answer has a smile on my face. Because I always hated that character. And since I know that the only canon event he had a part in is the final episode of season 1. That means I can take him out once that canon event is done. But planning that hit will have to wait for now.

As for where all the cult members meet up for meetings. BrickLayer claims it takes place at Blueblood’s mansion in Canterlot. With the next meeting being planned for the day after the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot. In other words it’s happening after the final episode of season 1.

So far I am satisfied with BrickLayer’s answers. But now I want to ask him two more questions.

“This company your father is the CEO of. What kind of company is it?” I asked BrickLayer out of curiosity. To see if this company can be useful to me.

“Well the company’s name is Quickbuild. And it’s a construction company. We can build anything anywhere quickly, no questions asked.” BrickLayer said, sounding very proud, about a very useful company.

“And where can I find your father?” I wanted to know where Cement Mix is. So I can do some business with him.

“My father was the one who was put in charge of this small group.” BrickLayer answered with a little bit of venom in his voice. I don’t know if that venom was toward me or to his father. Maybe towards his father due to being forced to join the cult.

“Oh.. Well it looks like you are the new CEO of Quickbuild.” I said to him which made him smile a little bit.

“Not yet. Before I could inherit Quickbuild. I need to show my father’s rings to his lawyer first before I take over the company.” BrickLayer said, which made me and the others raise their eyebrows at that odd condition.

“And what do these rings look like?” I asked while pulling out my bag of holding. Ready to pull out the rings from the loot that I had put in the bag earlier.

“Well. One of them is gold with a handsaw shaped diamond and the other is silver with a hammer shaped ruddy.” BrickLayer said as I fished out the rings from the bag of holding.

(Don CraftyCorn)

“What the fu-?!” BrickLayer shouted before Nyx shut him up again after he saw me glitched into CraftyCorn.

“Before you ask. No, I am not a changeling. I just got 8 different forms that I uncontrollably change into at random. And includes the purple cat you saw earlier.” I said just so I don’t have to hear BrickLayer’s questions.

“Ok BrickLayer. Here is the deal. We will let you leave this mountain alive so you can go and inherit Quickbuild.” I said to BrickLayer. The others were going to say something but I raised my hand to quiet them down before I continued. “And in return. You will use Quickbuild to build me places whenever and wherever I want. Along with you don’t tell anyone about me and my crew.” I said to BrickLayer who is hesitating about the deal. But I know what will make him accept the deal. “And as for a bonus. I will see to wiping out the cult of Nightmare Moon. All you will have to do is to call in sick on the day of their meeting.” I said as I got closer to his face. “Do we have a deal?” I asked him.

“Ye-Yes yes! It’s a deal.” BrickLayer quickly said, sounding very intimidated from having my huge head being too close to his face. I then signaled Airazor to free BrickLayer from the chair. Which she did by cutting the rope with her claws. “So can I go now?” BrickLayer asked as he stood up.

“Not yet. Just one more thing before you can go with your rings.” I said with an evil grin which made BrickLayer look worried.

For the next 10 minutes I had my crew rough up BrickLayer. Just enough so that he can still walk and he can use the cover story of him and father being attacked by wild animals.

After he has lifted I then return back my normal small size and over to the dragon’s treasure. “It’s time to tidy up.” I said as I pulled out my bag of holding.

But before I could start sucking the treasure into the bag. I noticed something on top of some gold coins. “What’s that?” I said as I got a closer look. It was a shield generator that looks like the Absolute Solver symbol from Murder Drones.

“This must be a displace token.” I said as I touched it. Which caused a flash of glitchy static.
And once I see again I find myself in the Ponyville hospital.

“What the hell? How did I end up at Ponyville’s hospital?” I asked myself before I looked back at the token I was holding. “Could I have accidentally glitched into another displace’s Equestria?” I said to myself while making a mental note to write a list of glitches I have found later.

“Well since I am here. Might as well look around the place.” I said as I began to look around the hospital while I ignored the ponies who stopped and stared at me as I walked by. All while not noticing that I am leaving glitchy static footprints behind me.

It’s been about 55 minutes of me going from door to door of this hospital. All the while I was quietly putting some things into my bag of holding when nobody's looking. From some jewellery and gold coins to some medical supplies. And for some shits and giggles. I put some buckets of water on top of some doors. And once I had walked away from those prank doors I didn’t see those buckets becoming all glitchy static all over it.

“I wonder where this world’s displace is since I have appeared in their hospital.” I thought to myself as I reached an open door. And what I saw in that room surprised me.

It was Discord laying on a hospital bed while looking like he lost a fight to a hulked out Huggy Wuggy. “At least it wasn’t a dorito that beat him this time.” I said to myself while giggling about making fun of Bill Cipher.

(Don KickenChicken)

“Huh? Who are you?” A small…yellow skinned child in a pink and purple striped shirt asked as they looked at me from the small chair they sat on besides the bed ridden Discord.

“Huh? Who am I? Well I am KickenChicken. A Smiling Critter. And Who might you be? Are you the one who kicked Discord’s ass here?” I asked the child who for the life of me I can’t remember where I see her from.

“No, I'm not, my name's Frisk, it's nice to meet you!” The child, Frisk, introduced themselves with a wide smile.

“Same. I take it that you are this world’s Displace?” I asked Frisk while I entered and heard somebody fall for one of my water bucket pranks.

“Nope, well, I guess I could be called a displaced? But no, not in the same way as you and Uzi…or is it Cyn right now?” Frisk answers with a shake of their head. “I'm surprised you didn't know, didn't she summon you?”

“No I have glitched into this after I touched this token.” I said while showing Uzi’s token to Frisk. Which now makes sense to me that this token belonged to a Murder Drone displaced.

“Huh, that's…..new.” Frisk replied with a neutral expression on their face.

“I glitched alot. So I am not surprised.” I said as I heard somebody else falling for another bucket prank.

“So, any idea why, or how you ‘glitched’ here?” Frisk asks, choosing to ignore the sounds of buckets.

“Well I just touched Uzi’s token and..” Was all I could say before another glitchy static flash happened and I am now back at my world’s mountain cave.

“There you are Boss!” Said Nyx as she and the others popped out of the dragon’s treasure. “We thought that you have gotta losted in all this gold.” She added which made me roll my eyes in annoyance at their thinking.

“Relax everyone. I just accidentally glitched into another Displace’s world for a short time.” I said while I started to suck the Uzi’s token and the dragon’s treasure into my bag of holding.

“Displace? As in people like you?” Hard Cider asked me.

“Yep. Just like I told you three about the other day.” I said as I was done putting the dragon’s treasure into my bag of holding. Then I look back at the space where the treasure used to be. There are a couple more tokens laying on the floor.

“Hmm. I wonder.” I said to myself as I walked over to the nearest token to. It was a small dungeon heart from dungeon keeper 2 game in necklace form. Now I know for a fact that this is Rin’s token. I know this because ‘The Beating of My Heart’ was one of the displace fics I used to read back on earth.

(Don Hoppy Hopscotch)

“Wonder what Boss?” Airazor asked as she and the others walked up to me to see the token for themselves.

“I want to see if glitching into another displace’s world isn’t a one off thing.” I said as I picked up Rin’s token. As soon as I did that another glitchy static flash happened. Looking around I find myself in a giant room filled with toys, all of which are staring at me.

“Huh? I thought that I would have ended up at Rin’s Ponyville or somewhere like that.” I said while trying not to think about the toys who are creepily watching me. “Well as long as I am here. Let’s have a look around and see what I can get my hands on before I glitched back home.” I added as I walked over to what I think is the door out of this room. And once again not realizing that I am leaving glitchy static footprints behind.

“If memories serve me right. This toy room is a part of Rin’s toy factory.” I thought to myself since it had been a long time since I have readed that story. I then opened the door to see the rest of the big toy factory. I saw a long path with a conveyor belt moving down its middle and several foxes grabbing the play things that were riding on it and moving them through different doorways. My attention was grabbed by child-like giggles causing me to look back at the toys in the room I was just in. They had all moved closer but were still just sitting there staring at me.

“Ok. They are giving me the weeping angel's vibes. It’s best if I get moving.” I said as I began to look around to see if I can grab anything that’s worth something in my world. When I turn to walk down the hall I jump back with a yelp. The toys were much closer and there was a white teddy bear that had been right up on me. Its mouth was wide open with sharp teeth exposed and a long stitched together tongue sticking out. It looks like it was just about to lick the back of my head but I turned just in time to stop it.

“... Bigger body.” I say and as soon as I’m big enough I slammed the door shut and locked it. “Note to self. Next time I am here, bring a flamethrower.” I said to myself as I return back to normal size once I think it’s safe enough to do so. “Ok. Let’s go grab stuff.” I said as I run off in one direction all while not seeing that I have lefted a glitchy static handprint on the door.This toy factory gives me an idea. But first I’ll need to see where they’re put together. So logicly the best direction to look is the direction the toys on the conveyor belt are coming from.

The walk was mostly uneventful. If you don’t count the fact that the toys were always looking at me as I moved through the factory the entire time. Thankfully they never left the belt as it was carrying them off. After several turns I came to a massive room with a giant device that was just as much flesh and bone as it was a machine. It had several other materials being fed into it from different see-through toobs, from cloth and stuffing to dead bodies and some kind of black sludge. Walking up to a computer built into this monstras machine I saw that it was going through several preset toy designs. Looking at the slide that fed into the outgoing conveyor belt I saw that each toy design that showed on the screen was followed by that exact toy coming out.

“Rin was always a fan of creativity in her story so… YES!” I exclaim when I find the custom option. “Let’s make some minions! And I don’t mean those little yellow bananas eating nuggets from those movies.” I said as I started typing into the machine on what toy minions I want. First I designed some mini huggies and set the color to random. When a green huggy wuggy came out of the slide I ran over and held open my bag of holding so that the toys would slide right into it. Once I got the mini huggies in the bag. I then went back to the computer to design some catbees because why not. After all they never showed a live catbee in the game so I will make 6 for myself. As I lift the bag to catch my prize I hear some bells jingle behind me. Turning my head I see what I can only describe as zombie Pinkie Pie close enough that our noses touched when I turned my head. She was wearing a badly stitched together jester costume, Her eyes were pitch black with little glowing green dots for pupils and her lips were missing. Torn off to expose her teeth in an eternal grin. We stared into each other's eyes for a moment before I breathed out a yellow smoke screen of my hoppy gas in order to get away. A moment later there was a defining boom as zombie pinkie fired off her party cannon, the wind from the blast helping to clear the air in the room. But as she looked around he was gone. Her eyes crossed as she looked at the bit of glitch static on her nose. She then looked to the floor at the glitch static there. After all, it was following that trail that led her to the little stuffed bunny. As she looked around the room, stretching her neck out to get a better look she found that the trail just ended not far away. As if he started to make a run for it but disappeared part way. It was at this point she noticed something she probably should have noticed when it happened. Her neck shouldn’t be that long. Curious, she stretched out a hoof to tap her chin which was about 15 feet away from the rest of her body right now.

“Hey! Mommy Long Legs wannabe! Over here!” I shouted at the zombie Pinkie as I grabbed the lock to the toy room. Hoping the toys inside will keep the zombie Pinkie away from me long enough for me to glitched back home. Immediately she turned to my voice and charged down the tunnel. Her legs stretching out in the same way Mommy Long Legs did for her chase sequins. I really hope this works because there is no way I’m outrunning that. As she pounces I throw the door open and jump to the side as a mountain of white fur charges out in the form of a very familiar teddy bear. Apparently it got a little too close when it tried to lick me and got a dose of my glitch because it was now giant size. Zombie Pinkie flailed about as she tried to dodge midair but was quickly tackled. As the giant stuffed bear sat up I saw that it had the rubbery zombie grappled in the mother of all bear hugs.

“That should keep her busy.” I said just as another glitchy static flash happened and I am back at the cave, the mountain of my world.

“Boss! Are you ok?!” Nyx asked worriedly as she and the others rushed over after they saw me appear all shaken and sweaty. And I don’t blame them after I manage to escape from some pink nightmare fuel.

(Don Catnap)

“I am fine. I just had a run in with a zombie Pinkie Pie who is dressed as a jester.” I said as I calmed myself and summoned my magic paintbrush to create a mini safe and put Rin’s token in it.

Once I did that. I then put that safe in my bag of holding as fast as I could. I don’t know what the hell has happened in Rin’s world. But I do know that I am not going back there without packing some heat. Anyway, I then let the 6 mini Huggies and 6 Catbees out of the bag of holding. Which took my crew by surprise.

“Whoa! What are these things?” Hard Cider asked while the mini Huggies and Catbees looked at him crossly. Clearly they don’t like being called a thing.

“They are our new members of my Mafia.” I said as Airazor, Nyx and Hard Cider then looked even more surprised. “The first of many.” I continued as I walked over to the cave entrance to watch the sunset. “After all, this Mafia needs to grow so we can take out the Cult of Nightmare Moon. And then built our businesses to help spread our reach across Equestria.” I said as I finished watching the sun setting with an evil smile.

And once, all of the canon events are completed and Twilight Sparkle becomes the new ruler of Equestria. I will then make her and her friends my puppets. And soon everyone in Equestria will fear me and my Playtime Mafia.

Soon, Equestria will become my PlayCare.

To be continue.

Author's Note

Like to thank PixelSprite and ClockworkLich for their help with chapter. And for taking part in the experiment of what would happen if a glitch displace entered a normal displace's world.

Until next time.