The Pranking Chronicles

by Electrix

Rating: teen
Tags: Equestria Girls, Main 7 (EqG), Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, Anthology, Rainbow Dash
Length: 1025

Pinkie and Rainbow pull a series of pranks on each other.

One normal night, in Rainbow Dash's driveway, she gets this nagging feeling that someone is in the backseat of her car.

Turns out, it's Pinkie. This is where Rainbow Dash crosses the line. So, she decides to prank Pinkie back.

Dash just wanted McDonalds at 11:08 PM.

As this is an anthology, I would like some suggestions on what pranks the two pull off, I would be happy to use them!!

(Main 7 tag is for when, at some point, they pull pranks on various members of the main 7.)

Help i have no motivation for this whatsoever 🙏

Published 2024-07-19 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2024-07-19 00:00:00 UTC

Please

As Rainbow Dash settled in her McLaren 720S super-car, she checked her watch for what time it was.

11:08 PM

As she started up her car, she suddenly got this nagging feeling, that someone, or something, was behind her. She turned around, just to find nothing behind her but darkness in her backseat.

She shrugged it off, put the car into drive, and pulled off, out into the road. She soon stopped at a stoplight, and rolled her eyes.

Why do we need a stoplight right here? A stop sign would be better. Rainbow thought to herself.

Once the light turned green, she pulled off again, heading towards the McDonalds. She passed by a Stardollars, a CFC, and a Breadbasket before turning left, then pulling into the McDonalds parking lot and picking up her phone.

The phone was brighter than the sun itself, and what's even worse, is that the backdrop for the McDonalds app is white, which made it unbearable for Rainbow Dash-- especially when it was this dark.

But, she pushed forward. She ordered a ten piece chicken nugget with a side of large fries and a large Oreo McFlurry. She confirmed her order and paid, and the app gave her the estimated time.

5-8 minutes

After that, she just sat back in her car and waited for her order to be given to her.

Seven minutes later, a woman with blonde hair and grey-ish skin walked up to Rainbow Dash's car.

"Order for Rainbow Dash?"

"Derpy?" Rainbow raised an eyebrow. "I didn't know you worked at McDonalds."

"Oh, yeah. I'm helping my parents out with--" Derpy paused as she saw a shadowy figure behind Rainbow Dash.

"Derpy, are you okay?"

"There's someone in your backseat." Derpy pointed out.

Rainbow Dash whipped around to look at her backseat, but, nothing was there.

"Oh, never mind. It's gone." Derpy shrugged. "Well, here's your food, Dash." Derpy smiled as she handed Rainbow Dash the bag containing her food, and the container holding her Oreo McFlurry. "I'll see you at school tomorrow."

"Cool."

Rainbow Dash turned around one more time to see if there was someone in her backseat.

Nothing.

Rainbow furrowed her brows as she put her car in drive, and pulled off once more. She drove until she came to a stoplight, her taking that opportunity to eat a singular chicken nugget.

As she took one bite of the nugget, she threw the rest of the nugget in her mouth, chewing a little before popping a fry in her mouth. She looked up at her rear view mirror, only to see a menacing, shadowy figure in her backseat.

She slowly turned around, eyes wide.

"BOO!" Pinkie jumped up out of the shadow she was hiding in. When Pinkie didn't hear any reaction she looked at Rainbow. "Uh... Rainbow Dash? You don't look so good."

Dash was choking on the fry she just ate; and to make matters worse, the fry was straight, and to make matters even worse, the light was green. And so, Rainbow Dash missed the light, as it turned red once more.

"Rainbow Dash, are you okay?" Pinkie asked.

Dash just kept coughing and holding her throat.

"Are you choking?"

Dash kept coughing until, finally, a french fry was coughed from her mouth. She cleared her throat, before sighing. "Thanks for nothing, Pinkie Pie."

"You're welcome!"

Rainbow Dash deadpanned. "I could've died from choking on that stupidly delicious fry! Or a heart attack!"

Pinkie was silent for a second. "Don't you mean a hard attack?"

"What's a hard attack?"

"When someone scares you really hard, duh!"

"That's not the point here!" Dash shouted. She looked back up at the stoplight, noticing that it was red once again. "Dang It, Pinkie Pie! You made me miss the light!"

"So what?"

"So what? So what? I need to get back home! And in addition, get you home!" Rainbow shouted once more before turning back around in her seat, and putting both hands on the wheel in front of her.

"You silly-billy! I can just bounce home!"

"Then get out." Rainbow Dash nodded her head towards the car door, glaring at Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie just shrugged and sunk down into the seat, quickly appearing outside of the car before happily skipping away.

"What the..." Rainbow Dash just stared while Pinkie skipped back on home. She shrugged. As the light turned green once more, Rainbow pulled off.

As Dash continued down the road, she looked over at her passenger seat, making sure Pinkie still wasn't in her car. She turned her eyes back to the road, before looking at the seat once more in shock.

"What.." She groaned. "Pinkie Pie..." Rainbow huffed. "She's in for it now."

Once Dash was home, she said up for the rest of the night devising the perfect prank. She had to make a prank so unpredictable, so vague and bizarre that not even Pinkie could guess what it was.

"This.. Is.. Perfect!" Dash exclaimed. "Pinkie won't know what's coming to her until it's too late!"

"Rainbow Vapor Dash, are you still awake?"

"Uh, I'm going to sleep now, Mom!"

"You had better! It's a school night!"

Rainbow grabbed the piece of paper on the kitchen table in front of her. She ran to her room, swiftly closing the door and changing in to her night clothes. Then, she sat on her bed, and continued to plan, when suddenly, she thought:

'What would Twilight do?' Rainbow scoffed at the stupid thought. 'Twilight would say to be mature about the situation, and just let it go. There's no way i'm letting this go. No way, no how! Pinkie is so in for it!'

She kept scribbling and coming up with plans for her backup plans, and backups for her backup plans, (Which, if you ask me, seems a bit Twilight-ish. But, hey, who am I to judge?)

Once she finished, Rainbow held up the plan to help her see better. She grinned.

then, she fell asleep.

Author's Note

Give me some suggestions in the comments, almost anything is welcomed!

Constructive criticism is very much appreciated!