My new life in equestria

by PlayerUzU

Code lavender

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As we both sat there staring at each other, Twilight's eye burning with an unseen fury and me, almost pissing myself fearing for my own life, how did she even find out that Chrysalis was here? No one outside of the castle should know about this, even most of the guards and servants don’t know about it, only the ones who work the closest to the princesses.

“What are you talking about Twilight?” I asked with a shaky voice.

“Exactly what I meant, Chrysalis is here, and she is dangerous, we need to take her down before she does something stupid” If only she knew...

“Look, I don’t know who told you that, but I haven’t seen anything or anyone different” I tried to defuse the situation, didn't work though.

“Anon, I’m not stupid, I received a letter directly from Chrysalis saying that she was here, and the writing is spot on” Then she shoves the letter right up into my face, why the hell does she have a database on one of her villains writing anyway?

“Greetings my fellow monarch, I Queen Chrysalis of the changeling am formally inviting you for my next move in the royal sphere, be in the Canterlot castle by tomorrow afternoon and you will see, please invite your silly little friends too.”

Your majestic new ruler, Queen Chrysalis.

God dammit Chryssi.

“See, she is planning something for tomorrow, we need to stop her!” Flaring her wings trying to look dominant, only to make her look 10 times cuter than normal, I hate you human brain.

“Twilight, look, I think you got this all wron-” Suddenly the door to the dining room slams open, and the one pony that I didn’t want to see right now comes trotting happily to the table.

“Oh, hello Anon, and Twilight, I wasn’t expecting you today, my letter said that the event was going to be tomorrow, didn’t it?” She is humming happily, come on Chryssi, read the fucking room.

“CHRYSALIS, PREPARE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS, I THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP TWILIGHT SPARKLE AM GOING TO IMPRISON YOU” Well, is it worth it to do something here? I mean, the two of them can snap me like a twig without even touching me.

As I take a look at Twilight, I see that her horn not only has a bright lavender glow that I have never seen her with but it’s also crackling with lighting around it.

Alright, fun is over.

Then I proceeded to do some of the stupidest things in my entire life, scoop up a powerhouse of a pony like a dog while putting a hand on her horn to turn the magic off like I was blowing a birthday candle.

“Twilight, stop,” I said with a serious tone, she looked at me with a pouting face fit for a baby.

“But she is trying to take hold of Equestria,” she says while whining and pointing a hoof at Chrysalis, who got bored with the interaction and it’s just eating some salad, smooth Chryssi, smooth.

“Who said that I'm trying to rule this land?” she stops talking taking a bite of a tomato “I don’t want to be like Celestia, those nobles are a pain in the flank, can’t deal with them for a day, imagine for years!” not gonna lie, she has a point there, these nobles do be a pain in the ass.

“This Chryssi, is why I asked you to not do anything stupid, but you did anyway” A heavy sigh left me “Look Twi, Chrysalis is now, uh, a decent enough pony” A loud hey with a squeak was heard in the back.

“What do you mean? Don’t tell me she is brainwashing you...” I just look at her confused.

“Wait, she can do that? You can do that Chryssi?” the sound of a fork hitting the platter was heard “Guilty” she simply said “I can indeed do it, but for some weird reason it doesn’t work on you or the alicorn princesses, it’s not for a lack of try” excuse me, what the fuck?

“And you never bothered to tell me that changelings could do that?” I just shot a death glare at her.

“I never said that every changeling could do that, only I can do that,” she says proudly.

“What a pain in the ass, anyway, she is now trying to be better, the event she was talking about it’s her public apologies, not a plan to take the throne, at least I hope so, because if she tries to do that, she knows what will happen” I hear she squeak like a rubber duck, cute but it’s also telling that she doesn’t want to be tickled to death as she puts it.

“Did she, no it can’t be, Chrysalis doing an imitation of Flutershy? This is priceless” After saying this Twilight proceeds to laugh like Pinky usually does, which is kinda unsettling.

“Alright laugh it off, you would do the same if he did the same to you,” Chrysalis says pouting.

“And what did he do to you?” tears streaming down her eyes from too much laughing.

“He tickled me, a lot, for 10 minutes nonstop” another crazy laugh from the lavender alicorn later.

“It can’t be that bad, right?” She just looks at me, I shrug.

“What’s going on here?” Ah, Zephyr, I was thinking what took her so long to arrive.

“Hey Zephyr, took you long enough” She simply blew a raspberry at me, rude.

“The royal dickhead of a queen there told me that you were in danger on the other side of the castle, and of course, I rushed there as fast as I could” She is low glaring daggers and Chrysalis.

“Oh, come on, no harm done, just a broken window and a slight dent on the table” Zephyr’s eyes widened in response.

“Excuse me what?”

“You can blame this furball for that” I then proceed to lift Twilight in the air so that Zephyr can take a good look.

She simply sighs and says, “Not again” and then pops her head out of the room and shouts, “CODE LAVENDER, MAIDS TO THE DINING ROOM” Just how many times did Twilight do this?

Now with a deep blush on her face, the already small alicorn seems smaller.

“Sorry,” She muttered under her breath, a couple of maids entered the room with a bored look on their faces.

“Well, let’s take this meeting somewhere less breakable” Twilight made a sound close to something that Flutershy would do and took her place beside me.

Tomorrow will be a nightmare, I can already see it.


Author's Note

Well, this chapter is in the smaller side of things, din't have much to say here, next one I'm hopping to give a bigger and more complex chapter, so it might take longer to write who knows.
Anyway almost at 1000 total views, what a crazy ride, who knew that such a weird experiment from someone who never wrote anything his whole life could get this much traction? I can't thank any of you enought for this.
Also, I tried using grammarly for a review of the chapter, let me know if it's better or worse!
See y'all next chapter. :twilightsheepish:

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