The Twilight Prince: Omakes

"Yak go to train, return with more yaks! We declare war!"

"AhahahahAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, It's so cute that you think I'm going to let you do that. No, here's what's going to happen. You're going to be taken to the Friendship Dungeons, where we'll see just how imperfect we can make your stay. And then we'll negotiate some major concessions from your belligerent shithole of a nation in return for your release.

"This is outrage. Yak get angry. Yak smash."

"Of course there is always the alternative ..." Suddenly a shadow covered the yaks, "I would look up if I were you."

Prince Rutherford looked up to see a strange angular skyship occluding the sun.

"That is the Liminal Needle, the greatest warship ever built by pony hooves, and right now it is aiming it's entire ventral broadside right at your ugly little mug. Twenty four heavy cannons. One command from me and ... well ... there isn't anything left of you to send back to Yakyakistan.

The yak gulped.

"Of course, it would never come to that. If push comes to shove, I'll kill you myself. It would be cathartic after the devastation that you have visited upon my town." The alicorn smiled showing his very sharp teeth, "So what will it be, the easy way, or the fun way. It's up to you.