Chapter 1 - It all starts here.
Hello, my name is David. I live in a bad neighborhood. I am 14. There is only one other person on my street my age, so I spend most of my time watching My Little Pony or reading fanfictions. I carry my 4 pony figures with me no matter where I go. At school, all my friends make fun of me for watching My Little Pony. Only one of my friends is a brony and even he says I talk about My Little Pony too much. I am a brony and this is my story.
In Equestria, the mane 6 were all having a party at Sugar Cube Corner. It was to celebrate Rainbow Dash winning the Best Young Flyers competition. She bragged the most about saving the Wonderbolts.They had even made her an honorary member. She was so happy.
"I want to make a toast to Rainbow Dash, the best flyer in all of Equestria." Said Rarity.
"To Rainbow Dash, the best flyer in all of Equestria." said Twilight.
"Yah Rainbow!" whispered Fluttershy.
"Ya'll a great fly'r Rainbow." Said Applejack.
"Hooray for Dashie, the best flyer in all of Ponyville, no, all of Equestria!" yelled Pinkie.
"Well, thank you, I guess I am the best flyer in all of Equestria." said Rainbow Dash.
Then Pinkie came out of the kitchen with a tray of cupcakes (don't ask me how she got in the kitchen, she's Pinkie Pie) and set them on the table. "Eat up!" Everypony started eating the cupcakes.
After the party was over everypony left Sugar Cube Corner exept Rainbow and Pinkie.
"Pinkie?"
"Yes Dashie?"
"What should I do now that I won?"
You should keep on flyin'!"
"Thank you Pinkie."
And after that Rainbow Dash left.
Back on Earth I was getting ready to go Geocaching like I do every week. I was getting my GPS when I remembered that I had to go to my piano lesson.I had to go because I missed the last 2 weeks, so I went.
When I got home I didn't have time to go geocaching, so I listened to MictheMicrophone read some fanfictions.I listened to him read Cupcakes and the Rainbow Factory. He is the best reader. After that I went to scouts.
At scouts my patrol was in charge of the meeting. We did a geocaching activity where we hid starburst (I prefer skittles) and got hints to look for them. We also talked about the geocaching merit badge and geocaching safety. Then I went home, did my homework, then listened to some music by the Brony Dance Party, the Living Tombstone, MictheMicrophone, and the WoodenToaster. Then I went to bed.
When I got up I was getting ready for school.
"Mom, do you know where my pony figures are?"
"No, you don't need them, all the other kids will think you are weird!"
"All the others already think I'm... Nevermind, I found them on my desk."
After that I went to school.
When I got to school I had reading class. My teacher, Mr. Carr, is the best teacher ever. He always teases me about being a brony. I always talk about it and he tries to ignore me. One day I fell on the ground and he told my friend, Gerry, to start kicking me.
After reading I had social studies. My teacher, Mr. McCutcheon, asked me about my pony figures, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Heartstrings (A dumb recoloring of Twilight Sparkle).
"David, how many ponies do you have today?"
"I have four."
"Let's see them."
So I pull them out and put them on my desk. Then on of my classmates asked "Does she make rainbows?" I said yes. Then the teacher asked,
"So if I throw him across the room he'll make a rainbow?"
"It's a girl!"
"So if I throw her across the room she will make a rainbow?"
"No."
"Well, that's dumb, if I throw Jenna across the room she'll at least do something!"
Jenna is a kid in my class.
After that I had Mr. Carr again for English. We were getting papers passed back. My friend Gerry knocked my Rainbow Dash figure off my desk and I was on the floor looking for it. Then Mr. Carr said,
"Where's David?"
"I'm over here!"
"Why are you on the floor?"
"Because Gerry Knocked my pony off of my desk!"
"Who?"
"Gerry."
"The fact that it was Gerry makes it even funnier."
After that I had lunch where I talked to my friends about our Youtube group, AUnionofGamers, and about ponies. After that I had Spanish. We had a visitor from Spain. I also had Math, just a dumb test. Then I had gym and the day was over.
After that I had to walk home. It was raining so I put my Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Heartstrings figures in my backpack, I didn't want them to get wet. I kept my Rainbow Dash figure in my pocket because she is my favorite pony and was my first figure. I also put up my umbrella. I began to walk home when the wind started to blow, so I decided to stop in the park. I sat under a tree, then it happened, I got struck by lightning and fell into a coma.
Back in Equestria, Rainbow Dash was doing some daily tactics. She was clearing the sky while doing some tricks. She did loops and barrel rolls. She cleared the sky in 10 seconds flat. Then she remembered that she had to go visit Rarity to see her dress. She was about to fly to Carousel Boutique when she heard Twilight call to her.
"Hey, Rainbow, could you help me with something?"
"But I have to go see Rarity!"
"Good, can you deliver this book to her, I need to study some unnatural events that have been going on."
Sure, What do you mean by unnatural?"
"I'm not sure, but I'll tell you when I find out."
"Ok, see ya latter."
And after that, Rainbow Dash went to See Rarity.
At Carousel Boutique Rainbow Dash tried on her dress.
"Rarity, it needs to be about 20% cooler."
"Oh, Rainbow, that's what you say about all the dresses I make you."
"Well, it's true."
"Are you saying you don't like my work?"
"No, I'm just saying that it needs to be about 20% cooler."
"HEY! Don't say that Rarity's lovely work is not good the way it is! yelled spike.
"I was just thinking out-loud."
and then Rainbow Dash took off her dress and left.
After that she went to Sugar Cube Corner, she knew Pinkie was on her break. She wanted to play some more pranks. Inside she found Pinkie still working.
"Pinkie, I thought you were on break?"
"I'm not on break for another hour Dashie!"
"Oh, I'll come back then."
and then Dash went to find a place to nap.
"Dash! What are ya'll doing in ma tree?"
"I'm napping!"
"Ya'll ain't nappin' in ma trees, I have ta buck some apples and I'll buck ya right out of that tree!"
"I'll take my bucking nap where ever I bucking want!"
"OK."
*CRASH*
"You didn't have to bucking buck the tree I was napping in!"
"Yes I did!"
"I have to go see pinkie anyway!"
And with that she left for Sugar Cube Corner again.
When she got to Sugar Cube Corner she saw Scootaloo looking board. When Scootaloo saw Rainbow she sprang up and ran to her.
"Hey, Rainbow Dash, can you tell me the story on how you got your cutie mark again?"
"Sure thing kid, I was in flight scho..."
"Hey Dashie, let's not bore the reader with repeat info they can just get on youtube!" interrupted Pinkie.
"You what?"
"Oopsie, I should have known that you wouldn't know what youtube is!"
"Oookay, so, can we go and pull some pranks now?"
"Sure thing Dashie!" and with that they were off, leaving Scootaloo behind.
"Hey, Pinkie, who should we prank?"
"I've been thinking Dashie, that we can prank Fluttershy if we tone it down alot, alot alot!"
"Ok! Let's go!" and with that, they went to prank fluttershy.
At Fluttershy's cottage they began to set up their prank while Fluttershy was at the market. They put a bucket on top of her door.
"Hey, Pinkie, are you sure we should do this?"
"Why, yes Dashie, Fluttershy is the only one of our friends we haven't pranked, including each other!"
so they waited.
When Fluttershy got back, she stopped for a moment. She thought she heard laughter.
"Is somepony there?"
When she heard no response she walked towards her door. Then she heard more laughter.
"Are you sure nopony is here?"
There was more silence. Then she opened her door and a bucket full of feathers fell on her.
"Ooo, what lovely feathers, did somepony put these here?"
"Pinkie! This prank was supposed to be 20% cooler than any other prank! Why did you put feathers in the bucket?"
"Well DUH, because it is Fluttershy!"
"OK, but what do we tell her?"
"I have an idea. Hey Fluttershy! Do you like the present we left you?"
"EEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!! Oh, you surprised me Pinkie, did you put these here?"
"Absolutely!"
"Thank you, Pinkie, Thank you, Rainbow."
"YOUR WELCOME!"
"Uh, yeah, your welcome?"
"Hey! Girls!" yelled a lavender mare, "Meet me at the library, I nee to tell you all something!"
"Okie Dokie Lokie!"
"I'll come too."
"Are you coming Dashie?"
"After I do my weather duties!"
"Okie Dokie Lokie, see you latter Dashie!"
And then they went their separate ways.
At the library, everypony was there except Rainbow Dash.
"Everypony, please be quiet,I need to say something important!"
"Shouldn't we wait for Dashie?"
"No Pinkie, I'll repeat what I say now to her when she gets here."
"Okie Dokie Lokie!"
"While I was doing some magic and reading a book and I felt something. It was a small tingling feeling at first, but then it turned into a tickling feeling all over my body. I looked through all my books, even ones on rainbows I found in my basement. Then I found a book that explains what I felt. It has only happened one time before, when Starswirl the bearded felt it. It means that a portal to another world has been growing bigger. We can't travel through it, but it will make unnatural weather and strange phenomenons. We must be careful."
"Ohh, I love storytime! Can I tell Dashie the story when she gets hear? Can I? Can I? Can I?"
"Sure Pinkie."
Outside, Rainbow Dash was making it rain while doing tricks. She was doing loops and even a barrel roll. She was having fun. Then she remembered she had to go see Twilight and the others at the library. She began to fly towards it when she got caught in a crosswind. She tumbled around under the clouds and almost got struck by a bolt of lightning. She decided it was time to do some stunt flying when she saw the front door of the library. Then it happened, Rainbow Dash got struck by a penis. NO NO NO! NO! NO! I MEANT TO SAY LIGHTNING! RAINBOW DASH GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING! She started to fall towards the library door, she hit it with a big thud.
Inside the library all 5 ponies, plus 1 dragon, heard a big thud at the door.
"I'll get it!" yelled Twilight, "It's probably Rainbow!"
She opened the door to find Rainbow Dash laying on the ground, in a coma.
*Authors note - Penis means Hot Man Banana. I got the idea to put this part in when The BioHazard said penis while i was reading this. I thank him for doing this.
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