Author's Note

I changed the narrator text on Aarons name and had to change the colored text for Spike so Lune could have a darker purple instead. The story will steer off the path a bit as most fanfic goes and yeah I know the last chapter was finished literally yesterday but I work hard to come up with these chapters so please grain of salt please

Anon/Aaron
Spike
Luna
Celestia
And the Main 6 colors didn’t change

Bully
Discord
Writer/narrator

The nude pugilist

The good, the chaotic, and the still-naked

Aaron lay sprawled in the crater, his shattered body forming its grotesque outline, coughing up blood. He thought, “I’d take blowing myself to pieces over this relentless torment.” His mind teetered on the brink of consciousness, drowning in the stark realization of his mortality and the cruel, unyielding grip of suffering that made every heartbeat a fresh reminder of his unbearable pain. That’s when he heard a familiar scream of pain.

Aaron’s head moved, staggered, and winching pain; that’s when time came to a halt. He could not see the scene correctly, but the blurred vision didn’t stop him from still feeling the rage and primal fury start to bubble over. The once mangled limbs and shattered body of his began to repair like a car that was being destroyed on videotape being played in reverse to showcase a unique look at movie magic. But this wasn’t a movie, and one of the girls he cared for as his friend or the love of his life, he couldn’t care less about that. He was in pain, and that didn’t help him with the rage he had promised to get under control.

———————Ponyville, The past————————

“So, you have no shit seen every anthro’s dick? How?” Anon asked in confusion and fear.

“Simple, I had sex with them, that’s how.”

“Pinkie. That’s fucked up, you know. What if some anthro guy had a disease, or you did, and you just transferred it to all the anthro men in this town? Fuck, you didn’t have sex with the kids, right?”

“I'm joking, Anon. Calm down. My friend Red Heart is a nurse and has pictures of all the stallions in this town for medical purposes, and she forgets to lock that filing cabinet at night sometimes. So, I occasionally sneak in and take a look.”

“That’s better, I guess, but that’s a serious breach of Doctor/ patient privacy policy so that you know.”

“All the more reason why I’m not a nurse and why it’s called Doctor/ patient privacy and not Nurse/ patient privacy policy.”

Aaron, frowning, said, “Well, get back to this one, ok? But why did you want me to come here to your bakery? After the taping for my clothes?”

“I wanted to talk with you to read your personality.”

“Fair enough, but why not-“ Aaron stopped talking only to see a pink cloud making chocolate rain run through the bakery and start raining on Aaron; his expression went from shock to a pissed expression. Pinkie Pie stood up and ran out, saying, “Sorry, Anon, but we must cut this short. I’ll get a read on your personality later.”

Aaron stood up, wrapped in Twilight’s blanket, now drenched in chocolate milk. Aaron walked back to Twilight’s library while pink clouds roamed the area, terrorizing the town residents. Aaron walked into the library and saw Spike cleaning the house.

“Why does Twilight make you clean the library every day? If it were me, I would have you clean it once a week. It takes the dust to settle at least a week.”

“It’s because of the hair. Twilight has O.C.D about cleanliness. It’s the only pet peeve I’ve seen stay relevant to date.”

“Ah, well, that sucks. Say, where is Twilight anyway?”

“She took her friends to Canterlot to stop some evil being. I don’t know. I do what she tells me to do.”

“Great, that means Rarity won’t finish my clothes until tomorrow morning or night.”

“Yeah, I’m going to be honest, Anon. Do you like Rarity?”

“As like a friend because she seems cool as a friend.”

“Good, let’s keep it that way then. Because she’s mine.”

Aaron laughed, snapped his head to Spike’s eyes, slowly walked to him, and said, “That was good for ultimatums. But let me make one thing clear. If you want to intimidate me, you need more than words alone, and if I find Rarity attractive and I want her, then YOU’LL NEED TO FIGHT ME LIKE A GODDAMN MAN DRAGON! GOT IT!”

Aaron was standing dominantly against Spike, who was crouching. That’s when Aaron changed his expression and said, “That’s how you make a threat, ok, and you have nothing to fear, Spike. I only see Rarity as a friend. I’m not interested in the prissy girls.”

“Oh, ok. That was scary for a moment, to be honest.”

“Good! I wanted you scared of me. I’d feel like a failure if you weren’t intimidated or scared. I guess I have to thank this new body.”

“Why? Was your other body less intimidating?”

“Well, it’s more like my body was as tall as yours, and I worked out a lot, but I was not as shredded as this, to be fair. I’d say I have less than 10% body fat, and now that I’m this tall, I have to work on maintaining this, which will most likely suck, but enough about this can I use the shower and barrow a big towel and get this blanket washed then I’ll help you clean.”

“Yep, I can help with that, and it would be great if you could help me.”

——————————Hours later—————————

Aaron had a towel wrapped around his lower region like a diaper, and then he had a bed sheet wrapped around his body like Kratos, the god of war. Spike and Aaron wrapped up cleaning with time to spare, and Spike started reading as Aaron was about to relax and sleep.

That’s when Flutter Shy dumped a bucket of water on Aaron and waited for him to open his eyes, trying to get a rise out of him. Aaron, not even giving a shit, said, “Clean that up if you don’t want me angry at you.”

“And what if I don’t want to?”

Aaron got out of his seat, still drenched in water, and grabbed Flutter Shy’s collar and pulled her close to him, and growled with a bit of steam coming off of his pissed face. Flutter Shy thought in a state of discord, but she did what he said out of fear. Apple Jack and Pinkie Pie were also scared and helped her.

Twilight busted through the door with a boulder, and Spike, in fear, asked, “Twilight! What’s happening?”

“Discord is what happened. He is some evil chaos being that turned the girls into this.”

“Turned them into what?”

“Turned them into complete jerks and-“

Twilight looked over and saw them cleaning the water off the floor and asked, “How did you do that?”

“I don’t take shit and don’t expect back talk.”

“OK, but it seems hopeless. Rainbow Dash is gone, and the girls are acting like this. How will the elements work now?”

Aaron walked over to Rarity, acting obnoxiously like a crazy hobbit from a movie he remembered seeing about a ring and lords. Aaron asked, “Hey, Rarity, are my clothes finished?”

“What? No, not even close. Why would I need to make clothes? I’m rich. Vibrant, buck making clothes ever again like some broke bitch!”

Aaron sighed and then proceeded to walk out the door. In a pissed tone, he yelled, “COME OUT NOW, DISCORD! AND FIGHT ME YOU FUCKING CHEATING COWARD!”

Discord popped in and giggled, and Celestia, stuck in a jar in a small form, said, “You called…. Who are you, and what’s with the get-up?”

“Don’t mind that. I want to make a bet with you?”

“Ok, what’s the bet?”

“All out fist fight. If I win, you get turned to stone willingly and fix the element users, and if I lose deals choice.”

“How fun! Let me slip into something more serious.”

Discord snapped his fingers, and his skinny body started puffing up like a bodybuilder. Aaron stood there watching him get buff. Discord walked up to Aaron, several feet taller than him, looking down and smiling. Aaron, with a similar look, mean-mugged Discord.

Discord, not liking the tension, swung his fist into Aaron, slamming his head into the ground. Discord turned around and said, “Looks like I won! Ok, let’s see what-“

Aaron got back up on his feet, spit the blood out his mouth, and said, “Got another one in you.” Discord turned around and saw him standing as if the punch he took was nothing.

Discord, a little pissed, was about to throw the same punch this time with more force than before. The fist connected with Aaron’s face, but he didn’t move this time. Aaron remembered something from back on earth.

—————————Earth, Memory————————

Aaron is stuck in a crowd of kids, forced to fight his bully. Everyone is cheering for the bully. Aaron pleaded, “Please, don’t do this. I don’t want to fight you.”

“Too bad, you pussy! I bet your mom wishes she swallowed you.”

The bully threw a few punches, all three connecting, knocking Aaron to the ground and stuck in the fetal position. That’s when he heard clear as day out loud.

“YOUR DAD MUST BE AS BIG OF A PUSSY AS YOU! I'LL GET MY DAD TO BEAT YOUR DAD UP AND GET YOUR DAD FIRED FROM HIS PLACE OF WORK!”

That’s when Aaron’s switch was flipped, and the red turned on in his mind. The bully was about to kick Aaron in the stomach again in that split second. Aaron grabbed the bully's leg and twisted his ankle, forcing him to the ground as soon as the bully was on the floor. Aaron got on top of him and started beating the bully with right and left hooks until the teachers got there and pulled the two off each other.

Aaron was still breathing heavily, and that’s when they heard again, “I’m pressing charges against him and taking everything you have. Tell you and your father are poor.”

The teacher tried to push Aaron to move forward, only to see Aaron’s face and how pissed he was. The teacher was going to grab Aaron, but Aaron was too quick, and the moment the bully thought he was safe to talk shit, there was a tap on his shoulder, and as the bully turned, he felt the most brutal punch anyone in history would have felt. Aaron knocked the bully out, and the principal noted to Aaron's father that it took several teachers to stop Aaron from beating the bully's face more.

——————Equestria, back to the fight—————

Aaron felt his flip switch, and his fist lit on fire. Aaron’s eyes were white and enraged, yell,“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Aaron launched punch after punch into Discord’s body and face. (Writers note: Broly rage scream where Aaron yelled.) Discord was being bruised and burned as constant punches hit him like powerful raindrops, and he was unable to say anything.

Aaron, due to hypermobility and the flames burning his makeshift clothes, was naked again and beating the shit out of Discord like a berserker maniac. Discord, with sheer will, was about to say he lost. But Aaron grabbed his mouth, keeping it shut, and that’s when Discord heard, “No, you fucking don’t! Cheaters don’t get mercy.”

“To the dear reader. This is when Discord realizes that he may have fucked himself on this bet.”

Aaron pulled back his fist at the sound of Twilight, saying, “Anon! Stop, you won! So please stop.” Aaron turned around and saw Twilight, Pinkie, Flutter Shy, Apple Jack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash, which were not in a gray state anymore and were wearing the elements of Harmony.

Discord, scared and battered and bleeding, crawled to Twilight, saying, “Please turn me to stone! PLEASE, I PROMISE NEVER TO CHEAT AGAIN! Just keep me away from that monster. Please!” Discord is crying and in the fetal position.

Aaron twitched, the flames burning out, and before Twilight turned Discord to stone, he saw his kid self in Discords, which made Aaron look away in sadness. His frustration and other emotions mixed in.

Aaron, out of rage, yelled, “AGH!”

“Anon, what's wrong?”

“Yeah, anony boy, we won.”

“Might we pick up this questioning another time? While I am enjoying the show here, darling. You are quite nude, and we can see it all hanging out.”

“FUUUCCKK! AGAIN”

Aaron pissed and covered himself with a bush that was right next to the Tree Library. Aaron asked, “When will my clothes be done? I’m so tired of this nonsense already.”

“Just give me a day or two fashion moves by motivation and from what I’ve seen. I’m pretty motivated and now understand what Pinkie is saying.”

“I told you. First place right there. He’s big but not too big, and his girth is thick and angled just right. Plus, that tip of his isn’t flared out, so he could theoretically satisfy any of us.”

Aaron walked over to the tiny jar with Celestia in it and opened it. She teleported out of it as he did and transformed into her standard size. She looked at Aaron and said, “Thank you, human. May I have your name by chance?”

“Sigh, Aaron or Anon, I guess.”

“I’ll use Aaron then.”

“Wait, you just said Aaron and not “Anon.” Then the rest of you are doing a bit.”

“Anon, what are you talking about? Princess Celestia said, “Anon.”

“They can’t understand that name because it is said in your native tongue and not equish. They perceive it as Anon and not Aaron.”

“Why?”

“I can’t answer that because I don’t even know.”

“Well, shit!”

Still wearing a bush, Aaron kicked the dirt as he was about to walk away. Celestia tapped his shoulder and, before Aaron could turn around, got a kiss on the cheek. Celestia smiled and said, “Thank you for protecting my student and her friends.”

Celestia teleported out, and Aaron stood there in sexual frustration and confusion with what had just happened. Twilight and the other girls were standing closer to Aaron with pissed looks and evil grins. Aaron didn’t dare turn around, and that’s when he felt Flutter Shy’s breath on his back neck. He said, “How do you know her, Anon? You like best friends or something more.”

“I just met her just now. You saw me open the jar. Why are you asking that?”

“Let me clarify: I’m fine with sharing you with my friends, but I won’t share you with a goddess in the herd.”

“Who said I even wan-“

“You can’t hide tha jack hammer, honey. We all see you at attention.”

“Look, it’s been a while since this has happened. I’m not one for this physical attent-“

Aaron, as he was about to finish the sentence, passed out due to his adrenaline rush ending. He ended up in a space with a beautiful night sky. That’s when Aaron heard a cough. He turned around and saw another Alicorn shorter than Celestia, in pajama pants and a wife beater and not wearing a bra, which was pretty evident by the cold of night. Aaron asked, “Who are you?”

“We should be asking that question?”

Aaron looked around, saw nobody else, and said, “You speaking French? Who’s we? It’s just you and me here.”

“Cough, cough, sorry, I'm still trying to get used to the new language of this era.”

That’s fine; say you want to get into something less revealing. The cold is revealing something more than your relaxed nature.”

The female looked down and noticed her outlined nipples; in shock, she covered her chest with her arms, and before she could even look up, Aaron covered her with his jacket. She took it and put it on properly. Aaron said, “The name’s Aaron, if you are truly wondering.”

“Luna, and thank you. Now, how’d you get in my dreams?”

“I don’t know; I passed out, most likely due to my adrenaline crash. This always happens after I get into a fight.”

“Adrenaline? And fight?”

“I challenged Discord to a fistfight and won due to my adrenaline and rage. My fists were on fire, too. It was bizarre. I guess you could describe adrenaline as a natural painkiller and energy boost.”

“Hmm, this is quite interesting. Look, I just wanted to ask what this star cluster was. It’s beautiful, and I was inspired by its design and wanted to know what god made it?”

“Star cluster? You mean this it’s called the Milky Way galaxy where I’m from, and you can’t normally see it unless you move to a place with little to no light pollution. No god or goddess did this. The universe did it, and its possibilities are infinite.”

Aaron lay on the ground and watched the stars. Luna relaxed a little, smiled gently, then laid beside him and watched with him. Aaron nodded his head slowly and then hummed a little song. Luna, confused, looked at him and asked, “What are you humming, Aaron?”

“A song from my world that my dad loved to listen to.”

“What’s the song called?”

“I was made for lovin’ you by Kiss.”

“Oh, well, if you insist, then. Ok.”

Luna leaned over and kissed Aaron’s cheek. Aaron, confused, looked at her and thought about it. Aaron said, “That’s the song, Luna, not what I was brought here to do.”

“Oh, did you find it disgusting?”

“I’d say the opposite, but we should get to know each other better first. Ok, before we start playing Bill and Coo.”

“OK, thanks for this. It’s my first time seeing someone other than my sister and her student, Twilight.”

“You should get out more, Luna. Hell, you might even be able to see me at night when I have my clothes, of course.”

“You know what. You’re right, Aaron. I’ll come see you soon…wait, what was that last thing you said.”

“Don’t worry about it. I’m in Twilight’s house since I don’t have a house right now.”