Sad day, happy realization

Aaron sat at the tree library tea table, reading without care. Twilight was worried and walking back and forth. Aaron hummed and toon, minding his own business. Twilight asked, “Anon, can you help….! ” Before Twilight could even get her sentence out, a ball of glowing white appeared, and as a future, Twilight appeared and exclaimed, “TWILIGHT, YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME! ”
Twilight interrupted, “ WHO ARE YOU? I MEAN, YOU'RE ME, BUT I'M ME, TOO. HOW CAN THERE BE TWO MES? IT'S NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE. YOU ARE NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE. ”
Future Twilight retorted, “TWILIGHT, PLEASE.
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE FUTURE. ”
Twilight interjected, “YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE?! ”
Future Twilight responded, “THAT'S RIGHT. NOW LISTEN. ”
Twilight interrupted again, “WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? THE FUTURE MUST BE AWFUL. ”
Future Twilight, getting more frustrated, interrupted, “PLEASE. I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. ”
Twilight asked without hesitation, “IS THERE SOME SORT OF EPIC PONY WAR IN THE DISTANT FUTURE OR SOMETHING? ”
Future Twilight answered, “ACTUALLY, I'M FROM NEXT TUESDAY MORNING, BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. ”
Twilight kept going, “I CAN'T BELIEVE TIME TRAVEL. HOW DID YOU -- I MEAN, I FIGURE IT OUT? ”
Future Twilight, now wholly frustrated, said, “THE TIME SPELLS ARE IN THE CANTERLOT ARCHIVES, BUT THAT'S NOT —“
Twilight, still being an ass, asked, “REALLY?! WHERE? I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM. ”
Future Twilight, disappointed, said, “THEY'RE IN THE STAR SWIRL THE BEARDED WING. NOW, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. ”
Twilight asked, “IS TIME TRAVEL FUN OR DOES IT HURT? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS --“
Future Twilight covered Twilight's mouth and said, “I HAVE SOMETHING EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE, AND I ONLY HAVE A FEW SECONDS, SO YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN.
WHATEVER YOU DO TAKE HIM UP ON HIS OFF—“
Twilight exclaimed, “FUTURE TWILIGHT? OH, NO! WHAT WAS SHE TRYING TO WARN ME ABOUT? ”

Aaron watched that whole thing go down, and he picked up the book and kept reading. Twilight started going insane with reading and studying to figure out what Future Twilight could go through to get to the point she was in. Pinkie Pie and Spike entered the Library and watched Twilight wildly. Spike asked, “How is she? ”
Aaron responded, “So crazy that a future version of herself returned today to tell her to accept my offer. But she’s too interested in the bullshit the future her looked like, then what the future Twilight wanted her to do. ”
Pinkie Pie asked, “What was your offer? ”
Aaron replied, “Don’t know yet. Most likely something sexually related and only including her and you most definitely. ”
Pinkie Pie said, “Why not throw an offer out now? ”
Aaron said, “Ok, Hey Twilight, this is my only offer. On Monday night, I’ll personally have a threesome with you and Pinkie Pie. The only way for you to accomplish this offer is to say, “Yes, Anon, I will have a threesome with you.” Pinkie Pie can’t interfere and can’t say anything after the offer. How was that offer? ”

Pinkie Pie heard the offer and then looked at Twilight, who was still reading. She raised her hands in stunned silence and heard Twilight say, “That’s nice. ” Pinkie Pie approached Aaron and whispered, “Can we have another offer where it’s just us two? ”
Aaron replied, “Nope. This offer only works if Twilight tells me she accepts it with that exact sentence. You can’t interfere, or the offer is invalid. Remember, Pinkie Pie. Spike will be the referee for this offer, and he can’t spill the beans either, or the offer is invalid. ”

Twilight runs up to Pinkie Pie and says, “Oh, good you're here, Pinkie Pie. Help me figure out what Future Twilight wants me to fix. ” Pinkie Pie, with an uninterested expression, is dragged out of the library, with Spike following. Aaron watched as they left, he breathed in, and sighed in happiness at the silence.

Aaron stood up, put the book back, and headed to Canterlot before Twilight returned with Pinkie Pie and Spike. Aaron sat in his seat and heard, “Very bold of you to offer a threesome to the two who had the least chance of winning the girlfriend title. ”
Aaron replied to the voice, “It’s not that they had the least chance. It’s just that Twilight needs to learn her lesson about relaxing and enjoying the moments of quiet sometimes. ”

Trevor appeared in front of Aaron as a transparent illusion that only Aaron could see and responded, “That’s not what’s concerning. If Pinkie Pie and Spike work together, we could be forced to have that threesome, and I know you don’t want that yet. ”
Aaron said, “If I’m having a threesome, then it’s with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. ”
Trevor asked, “What else will you do while you’re at Canterlot? ”
Aaron replied, “I was summoned to Canterlot by Luna and Celestia for tea time and an important conversation that needed to be discussed. ”
Trevor nodded and disappeared, and Aaron looked back out the window, watching the day go by.

Aaron relaxed as the train pulled up to Canterlot. He got off the train and as he was walking to the castle. He thought, “I’ll be here all week to see if Twilight does what Future Twilight said. Oh well, this will be boring as hell, I guess. ” Aaron headed to the throne room of Canterlot Castle; that’s when the guards of the throne room crossed their spears, and the guard closest to Aaron, he said, “Sorry, Mr. Anon, Celestia is in a crucial meeting with nobility. She has instructed us to tell you to head to the tea room and that we will inform her when you get here.”
Aaron replied, “Alright, thanks for the information. I’m guessing Princess Luna is in the Meeting as well? ”
The Guard responded, “No, she’s in the tea room waiting for you.”
Aaron said, “Ok, thank you. ”

Aaron walked over to the tea room and opened the door. Looking in the room, he saw Luna looking out the window and spacing out. Aaron walked over to the table and sat quietly, watching as she spaced. Aaron grabbed his tea and sipped it loudly, breaking Luna’s concentration. Aaron looked back up at Luna and said, “I enjoy quiet. But you Princesses invited me to talk about something, and I have some funny news to tell you and Celestia. ”
Luna asked, “How flexible are you, and are you interested in dance lessons? ”
Aaron responded, “I’m open to any ideas. But dance lessons? ”
Luna sipped more tea and said, “Get off the high ground and try it. Please. ”
Aaron was about to say something, then Celestia entered the room and sat in a huff. Aaron said, “Tough meeting with the so-called nobility? ”
Celestia sighed and replied, “For the love of my sun, the stuck-up nobles are such asshats with the bullshit they want to pull. ”
Aaron responded, “Let me guess. They wanted to create a tax for the poor anthros, and the rich nobles would create a new government group to help the tax system. ”
Celestia said, “No, they were complaining about letting Luna take control of the court when I want days off. ”
Aaron replied, “Well damn. ”

Luna interrupted, “Aaron, what’s your answer to my question? ”
Aaron looked at Celestia and she asked, “Oh yeah, what’s your answer to doing dance choreography? ”
Aaron replied, “Ok, fine, I’ll do it. When and where? ”
Celestia excitedly said, “It’s at the fancy factory in the west end of Canterlot. It’s for a whole month, and it’s starting tomorrow. ”

Aaron sighed and said, “I’m not sure I want to do that, but I already agreed; there's no reason to back out now. ” Celestia and Luna smiled and blushed. Aaron rolled his eyes and said, “Now, on to the funny part. Guess what happened this morning? ”
Luna replied, “What, you had a dream about me and Celestia? ”
Aaron responded, “No, a Future version of Twilight appeared and tried to explain something, but Twilight was too intellectual to listen. It seemed like Future Twilight was trying to explain that Twilight needed to take up my offer. ”

Celestia asked, “What was the offer? ”
Aaron said, “I said I’d do a threesome with her and Pinkie Pie if Twilight says, “Yes, Anon, I’d love to have a threesome with you and Pinkie!” The only way to get the offer to work is if Pinkie Pie keeps her mouth shut and Spike can’t say anything about it. He’s also the referee, and the offer only goes to tell next Monday night. ”

Luna and Celestia listened to the offer and
Celestia said, “How enraptured was Twilight in trying to figure out her future self’s situation? ”
Aaron replied, “Totally enraptured. That’s why I made the offer in the first place. ”
Luna nodded in agreement with Aaron’s response, and Celestia thought about it. Aaron said, “I know that look, you think Twilight will realize the offer and then try to find you to have some fun. But I watched the whole thing go down, and I knew how focused Twilight would be on this whole situation. ”

Celestia nodded in the same manner as Luna. Aaron sipped his tea and asked, “So, how’s your days other than the nobility thing? ”
Celestia said, “Well, better now that you’re here. ”
Luna replied, “That's Good, but I'm sad nobody has many nightmares. ”
Aaron responded, “It’s better to have sweet dreams than sour nightmares. You have more time to enjoy your time to relax and have fun since your sister is still fighting for you to help with court work. Not that it would be an important job since most of the anthros in this country are dumber than a box of rocks. ”

Celestia frowned and retorted, “Not entirely true; most are non-confrontational. ” Aaron glared her down, and in that moment, she sighed and nodded in agreement for the most part. Aaron got up and said, “You girls have fun. I’m going for a walk to get food for my room since I’ll be here for several weeks. ” Aaron walked out and waved goodbye. As he left the castle, in Aaron’s mind, Trevor said, “This fancy factory isn’t in any of the memories of Celestia or Luna. What’s the plan now? ”
Aaron responded, “Let’s check this place out and see what they want. ”

Aaron walked to the Fancy Factory and looked around. A female anthro was at the front desk. She was writing something when she looked up and saw Aaron. She smiled and said, “Hi, welcome to the Fancy Factory Dance Choreography class! My name is Fancy Dance. How can I help you? ”
Aaron replied, “Hi, Anon, Celestia, and Luna wanted me to come here. ”
Fancy Dance exclaimed, “Oh, you’re the human they wanted to come here. Well, I need some paperwork signed while you’re here, and I need to measure your body and get a good look at you without your shirt on if that’s okay. ”

Aaron read the paperwork, and as he signed the document, she took it and then handed him a single sheet of paper with a few questions asking if he could be anything, what he would be, and if he could change his name, what would his name be?” Aaron wrote Captain of the Guard; my name would be Captain Morgan. Aaron asked, “This is a place where you help the anthros of the opposite sex with sexy dancing, don’t you? ”

Fancy Dance responded, “Yep, the Princesses were the planners of the bachelorette party, and they wanted me to train you for the strippers part of the night. ”
Aaron said, “Oh, I’ll do it if I pick a group of guys to join me in this. I have the princess's word on this if that’s okay. ”
Fancy Dance said, “That’s fine, but I have a group of guys picked by Celestia and Luna already. ”
Aaron asked, “Can I see the names quickly? Do you also offer vocal singing lessons here? ”

Fancy Dance replied, “We have a great list of teachers who can help with everything from dance to singing, so yes, we can help with vocal lessons. ”
Aaron said, “Perfect. Can we have all hand-picked individuals also go through singing lessons? ”
Fancy Dance asked, “Why with the singing lessons? ”
Aaron replied, “Because I want to surprise the bachelorette party girls with a song I wrote. ”
Fancy Dance exclaimed, “Is it a love song? Oh, is it for the Princesses? ”
Aaron said, “If you are part of the bachelorette party, then you’ll see, but that’s “if” you are. ”
Fancy Dance nodded suspiciously. Aaron gave her a reassuring nod and took his shirt off to show her what to work with.

Fancy Dance saw his chiseled body and was enamored with his chest. Aaron was in the factory for about an hour just getting measurements done. After leaving, he returned to the castle to read in the library. Aaron thought about the next few months of work and how he would make the bachelorette party crazy and off-rail it. Trevor said, “We could “accidentally pit the girl's party against the men’s party.” I know how we could make them jealous. ”
Aaron replied, “I’d love to. But I’d feel bad about it if we make them crazily go off the rails. ”
Trevor retorted, “Not sure if you’re being soft or just nice? ”
Aaron responded, “We don’t fight at parties, and it’s not being soft or nice. It’s following the rules of our code of conduct. ”
Trevor replied, “I never read that shit, and our code of conduct and rules are so moldable it’s silly putty. ”
Aaron nodded in agreement. When he saw a book that caught his eye, he pulled it out, walked to the library table, and started reading.

“Is that you, Anon? Why are you here? ” Aaron looked up from his book and saw Moon Dancer waiting for his response. Aaron gently smiled and said, “I’ll be here for a couple of months so we can hold our lessons here for now. ”
Moon Dancer said, “Ok, say Luna invited me to a bachelorette party in several months. Should I go? ”
Aaron responded, “Yes because you need to experience loud parties for an upcoming lesson and teaching. ”

——————A couple of days later——————-

Aaron was in the Star Swirl, the Bearded wing of the library, sitting at the table reading a random book. Aaron tried to stay off his feet because of the soreness of the Dance choreography that he had been doing. Aaron looked at the time; it was clearly past midnight, hitting the “it’s blank time in the morning.” hour. Aaron heard someone sneaking into the specific area. Aaron looked around the corner where the time book was, seeing Twilight and Spike sneaking around. Pinkie Pie was visibly irritated by how the week went and watched as they tried to look for the book. Pinkie Pie finally reached her breaking point when she saw it was too late. She exclaimed, “Twilight, you are the smartest dumb person I’ve ever met. You truly deserve this yelling session. You were so enraptured with the whole bullshit of what happened you forgot the why? Anon made an offer that we could have a threesome with him, but you didn’t listen and ignored the fact that all you had to do was say, “Yes, Anon, I’ll have a threesome with you and Pinkie Pie!” But no, you ruined it by not being in the moment and instead trying to understand the future. This week was the most pointless time waster, and that’s saying something coming from me, and I was forced to sit and watch paint dry, and even that was more enjoyable. ”

Pinkie, after blowing up on Twilight, left in a huff of pissed attitude and breathing. Aaron approached Twilight and Spike and asked, “So what did we learn? ”
Twilight, flustered, said, “I don’t know; it feels like I’ve been slapped by Pinkie but with words. ”
Aaron said, “Live in the moment, Twilight, and don’t always get hung up over the small stuff. ”
Aaron walked away from his room, tired and wanting to sleep. A few feet away, he walked down the hallway. He heard evil laughter farther down the hallway and walked over to it quietly. As Aaron opened the room door slightly to look in, he saw Cadance standing over Shining Armor with evil eyes and acting like a villain.

Aaron heard Trevor say, “Heads up, guards are moving in. Of course, it's not in the hallway, but you must leave now. ”
Aaron closed the door quietly and returned to his room as the guards entered the hallway. Trevor breathed a sigh of relief and said, “That was fucking crazy! Where is the real Cadance, and was she sucking out the magic from Shining Armor's horn? All good questions for later. ”
Aaron passed out on the bed and entered his dreamscape, where Trevor noticed a few things about this evil Cadence. Aaron asked, “What's wrong? You seem scared of this changeling. ”
Trevor said, “This one is different, like she’s the leader. Most changelings can passively absorb magic, but she is actively devouring it like a stronger race of changelings. ”
Aaron retorted, “So, what like a Queen or King of the Changelings?”
Trevor, with a frightened look, said, “Yeah.”
Aaron exclaimed, “Regardless, we must find the real Cadance and hide her before the wedding.”
Trevor, confused, asked, “Why?”
Aaron said, “Because it would be more realistic if we actively made the wedding more interesting if some random waiter girl showed up and confessed her love, and as the evil bitch was about to tell her to get lost, the waiter girl revealed herself to be the real Princess. You know, like those love stories that you like so much.”
Trevor, flustered, sputtered out, “What are you talking about?”
Aaron explained, “Dude, we are attached via minds so that you can see all my thoughts and memories, and I can see the same. Just chill out, man. Not all those cheesy romantic stories in your head are bad. The Forbidden Love Story is a classic, and the Revenge Love Story is a certified masterpiece. But all in all, you’re good; I don’t mind.”
Trevor responded, “Well, thank you for the validation….I guess.”

————-A couple of weeks later————————

Aaron walked to the castle garden after the dance choreography and singing lessons. He looked around and saw no one, but then he moved a bush and dropped into a hole. Aaron was under the castle in the crystal catacombs. He picked up his pickaxe and placed it at the slide entrance. He walked over to the catacomb and his last spot from last night. He kept going at it and told me he had broken the wall. That’s when a voice on the other side could be heard asking, “Hello, is some pony there? Please help me!”
Aaron dropped the pickaxe, rotated his arm, and clenched his fist. Then, Aaron punched the wall and cracked it. Aaron lit his hands on fire, and with the hole he heated, the wall expanded, exploding into tons of pebbles.

Cadance looked at Aaron and asked, “Aaron! What are you doing here, and how did you find me?”
Aaron replied, “Honestly, I figured out when your attitude changed from day one. When I bumped into the other you, it seemed minuscule, but it looked like your face deflated slightly, and that’s how I knew. I’ve been looking for you for the whole month. Nobody has noticed but me, and if I really think about it, Twilight would probably notice too.”
Cadence, confused, said, “What do you mean? “Will notice?”
Aaron replied, “We can’t have you revealing your freedom just yet.”

Cadence exclaimed, “What! Why?”
Aaron replied, “Because we don’t know if this evil Changeling brought her army with her and is hiding among us.”
Cadance retorted, “Then what do you propose I do then?”
Aaron replied, “ Do the same. Hide among them using your magic, and when the wedding starts, make it dramatic and romantic!”
Cadance interrupted, “What!”
Aaron coughed and said, “Sorry, that was Trevor with the last bit. What needs to happen is that you need to hide for a little bit, and when the time is right, we strike.”
Cadance nodded and said, “Ok, that makes sense. Who’s Trevor?”

Aaron said, “Long story short, I stole Celestia’s and Luna’s evil alter egos, then they fused, and I named the fused version Trevor.”
Cadence said, “Oh, is Trevor evil?”
“No, he’s like my guy in the chair, but he can bring hope to other people’s dreams and help them.” Aaron said while walking to the slide entrance, which had manufactured stairs next to it.
“What if I asked if you could take my alter ego? Would you?” Cadance asked with a slightly curious nature.

Aaron turned and asked, “How jealous does Shining Armor get? If I kissed you, how surprised would you be?”
“I’ve never really seen Shining Armor jealous before, and he seems more laid back than jealous, and why would you kiss me?”
Aaron walked up to the second hole in the garden and peeked out of it. Aaron whispered, “Because to take your alter ego, we have to kiss, so the absorption works more effectively.”
“Oh, then I’d be shocked, but I’d be happy you took this alter ego.” Cadance stayed behind him and watched quietly as she whispered back.

Aaron turned around and sat down in front of Cadance. He said, “Change into someone else so nobody notices you, and what’s your alter ego’s name?”
Cadance responded, “Ok, wait. What do you mean by alter ego’s name? My alter ego doesn’t have a name.”
Aaron nodded and said, “Then I can’t take it. Your alter ego hasn’t created a personality or alternative understanding of your memories. It’s like a tulpa; you need a strong specific emotion to influence the alter ego.”

Aaron popped out of the hole, and Cadance transformed into a random maid, looked around, and walked away from the garden. Aaron headed to his room in the castle. Aaron opened the door, and as she walked in, the room was messy. Aaron sat down in the chair and sighed from lack of enough sleep. Cadance left for the bathroom and took a quick shower. She popped out afterward and saw Aaron snoring in the chair he was relaxing in. She thought about it as well and was pretty tired as well. Cadance passed out on the bed and slept.

Cadence woke up in the crystal Catacombs again and started hyperventilating in fear. That’s when she heard two voices heading her way. She stopped and saw Aaron and Trevor standing in front of her. Cadance stood up and hugged both of them. Aaron gave her a half-hug, and Trevor blushed and half-hugged. Cadance was about to say something, and Trevor and Aaron flicked the background dream into flat grassland and a tree blocking the sun. Aaron relaxed under the tree, and Trevor watched the clouds pass, changing into marvelous shapes. In the middle of the field, Cadence looked around and saw the two under the tree.

Cadance approached them both and asked, “How do you have the power to control dreams?”
Aaron pointed at Trevor, and when Cadance looked at Trevor and saw him say, “It’s because I used to be a part of Luna and Celestia as their alter ego, which gives Aaron and me similar control over the dreams and celestial bodies. If Aaron had control of the physical body in the real world, he could stop the sun from coming up if he wanted to, and I have control over the dream world, and I can dream hop into other dreams and control them.”
Cadance asked, “Why an empty field with a singular tree and a sunny day with clouds?”
Aaron replied, “Because enjoying nature on a sunny day and having funny cloud shapes is nice. While sitting in the shade. Unless you want.”

Aaron snapped his fingers, and Cadance appeared in a clothes shop to check out cute clothes. Aaron and Trevor were in a cafe, sitting at the table, enjoying tea while relaxing. Cadence saw them both and asked, “What else can you guys do?”
Aaron nodded at Trevor, who snapped his fingers, and Cadance was a teenager again babysitting Twilight. They were playing a game of hide-and-seek as she was about to count. She paused and looked around for Aaron and Trevor, who entered the front door as teenagers. Cadance then said, “How is this possible?”
Aaron snapped his fingers again, and then they went back to the cafe. Aaron said, “This is the dreamscape where you can enjoy the rest without worrying about your fear. I often stop nightmares before Luna gets to them so she can relax and enjoy her sleep.”

“What! That’s why the nightmares that I usually have to take care of stop before I can even get to them!” Luna exclaimed in an angry tone. Aaron and Trevor flinched at the sound of Luna’s voice, and as they turned around to her, they both frowned on their faces. Aaron said, “Sorry, we just wanted you to rest and relax before you did work like Celestia has to run a country. I know you’re pissed, but I can do the same job as you to make the work a little easier.”

Luna, frustrated and in a pouty mood, crossed her arms and turned around. As Aaron walked over, he looked at Trevor and had him and Cadance teleport back to Aaron’s dreamscape so Luna wouldn’t notice. Luna felt Aaron put his hands on her shoulders, and as he explained, he started to massage her shoulders. Aaron explained, “I get you want to feel important and whatnot, but don’t you want to relax a little more?” Luna moved out of his hands and said, “You can massage my shoulders all you want, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’ve been doing this for a while, making me feel unimportant.”

Aaron retorted, “Well, you guys asking me to stay here for a month or two doesn’t make me feel better, specifically if the dance choreography was specifically stripper dancing for your bachelorette party. What if I was invited to Shining Armor's bachelor party?”
Luna turned around and said, “He wouldn’t invite you. His guard buddies were going to take him out to his party. We needed some eye candy for the strippers and Celestia and I thought about it, and we both agreed to be at the bachelorette party if you were one of the strippers.”
Aaron replied, “That doesn’t make me feel better about this. Plus, you guys forced Soarin, some guard named Spearhead, Cheese Sandwich, Sheriff Silverstar, and me into this. They are not bad sports here, but they have jobs, and now they have to learn dance choreography and wear weird stripper clothes for the party. I also have several hand-picked guys you Princesses wanted as backups for the other main four.”

Luna, flustered, still facing away from Aaron, pouted harder. Aaron walked over, flipped her around, and kissed her heavily. Luna, in shock, pushed him back and asked, “What the hell, Aaron? Why did you do that?”
Aaron smiled and turned around. As he was about to leave the dreamscape, he looked over his shoulder and said, “A kiss for good luck since it seems you don’t want any more help.”

Luna glared and watched as Aaron left the dreamscape. She released the breath she was holding and frowned sadly. She whispered, “I don’t want good luck; I want you.”

Aaron woke up and saw Cadance smiling approvingly. Aaron said, “What?”
Cadence giggled and replied, “I can feel the love radiating from you. You love Auntie Luna and Aunt Celestia, don’t you?”
Aaron looked out the window and responded, “I do, but they are not the only ones I love, and for that, I might not be able to get with them, sadly.”
Cadance retorted, “I felt love from Luna and Celestia flowing to you, so they love you too. Why would you stop yourself from loving them and those around you?”
Aaron said, “If this world were mixed with humans and anthros, it would be the same. I’d stop myself from falling for such a childish cliche. Much less fall for a lie again.”

Cadance noticed that Aaron's love was dark, more of an instinctual expression of love and affection than the pure love she usually sees. She asked, “Why do you feel an animalistic love for Luna and Celestia and not a pure love for them?”
Aaron replied, “Why does a rabbit breed so much? Because it’s in their nature to reproduce. It’s the same way with my species. We see something that makes our cardinal instinct kick in and wants to reproduce with it. My affection for Celestia and Luna is cardinal and instinctual. Not pure, never pure. I had a pure heart and love for someone, and as I poured my love out for her, It was mocked and toyed with because I wasn’t what she was looking for. Cadance, this world is full of pure-hearted individuals and people who love with all their hearts. I can respect that, and I hope the best for them; sadly, I am not one of them and will probably never be like them; maybe I will one day, but I’m not. So excuse me if I have a different color other than the usual color pure love gives off.”

Cadance frowned and said, “Sorry for bringing that up. I didn’t know and didn’t want to make you relive uncomfortable memories. ”
Aaron waved his hand and replied, “Cadance, my whole life is painful memories. Not one moment in my life was genuinely happy ever-“ Aaron stopped and remembered a few moments of happiness and joy, and he restated, “Most of my life was nothing but painful moments and memories. I only hold a few happy memories and nice moments, nothing more, nothing less. ”

Author's Note

This chapter was brought to you in part by, my friend who forced me to watch both Magic Mike movies and even bought male stripper for my birthday when he knew I wasn’t gay.

Princess Cadence
Future Twilight
Twilight
Fancy Dance
Aaron
Trevor

Got to love male strippers and their ability to swallow their pride for 50 bucks eh.

That doesn’t make me feel any better! You said you were getting Latina Strippers and you bring male strippers like a cock.