Pinkiedelity

"I just don't understand," Cadance complained, sitting on the edge of the bed in Twilight's castle as Shining Armor brushed his mane in the mirror. "We've had sex every night for the past two months! How could I not be pregnant?"

Shining Armor could see the disappointment in Cadance's face as she looked at the little clear potion in the bottle. It was supposed to turn pink and glow if the mare was pregnant, but there wasn't a hint of color in the thick liquid. To be honest, though, Shining Armor felt relieved that Cadance wasn't pregnant. It would make things a lot more complicated with Pinkie Pie if she was.

"You can't always control these things, honey," Shining Armor said, trying to be reassuring. "I like to think of foalmaking as more of an art than a science," he added with a little grin.

Cadance looked up at him, clearly not amused by his little joke. "I know it doesn't always happen right away for most couples, but... for something that teenage fillies do all the time by accident, how is this so hard?" Then, Cadance turned her head to fix Shining Armor in an accusative glare. "You haven't been masturbating, have you? Diluting your sperm count?"

A defensive surge rushed through Shining Armor's chest at Cadance thinking she could control what he did with his own cock and hooves, but he pushed it down to calmly respond, "Honey, at the rate we've been going at it, when would I even find the time?"

"Well, what about the weather? You haven't been letting your balls get too hot, have you? Or wearing tight clothing? Or drinking?" Cadance pushed, scrambling to think of an explanation.

"Cadance," Shining Armor interrupted her. "I promise you, my balls are sperm-making machines. We just have to be patient," he said.

Cadance sighed, but seemed to begrudgingly accept his answer. "I know, it's just... Think of how happy our little family will be with a little foal in it? Our own little bundle of joy?" she pleaded with him.

"Yeah," Shining Armor agreed, but he knew it wouldn't be the case. He wouldn't be happier with a foal in his life. It's not that Shining Armor didn't want to be a father - he was certain he did - but lately the idea of being a father with Cadance was starting to seem like the end of his own happiness. Being the Crystal Prince was already a lot of responsibility, even if he wasn't the alicorn in the equation, and trying to throw a newborn foal into the mix on top of that would be a headache even in the best of circumstances. But more and more, he could sense his feelings toward Cadance souring.

Once she'd gotten what she wanted out of him - or out of his balls, more precisely - he knew that their sex life would be all but dead. Yes, he knew he'd been thinking lately that she wanted too much sex from him, but it wasn't the frequency that was the problem. Their sex life was completely unsatisfying, and Cadance was bad in bed. With enough practice and some serious changes to their routine, his wife could theoretically turn things around and become a better lover. But if they stopped having sex altogether? Then those changes were never going to happen, and Shining Armor would have nothing to look forward to in his marriage.

But deep down, he knew that the biggest reason he was hesitant to want a foal was because if he did, it would make it a lot harder for him to see Pinkie Pie.

They'd been in Ponyville for about five days now out of the week they planned to stay, and each day they'd been here - not counting the first night where Pinkie had first noticed how much of a catch he was - Shining Armor had managed to sneak off to enjoy one of Pinkie's earth-shattering blowjobs. After the first one, it was all he could think about, and he couldn't bring himself to stay away from the bubbly pink mare. After their encounter in Sugarcube Corner, she'd sucked him off in the bath by sneaking in through the window, in Twilight's library while Cadance was off with Twilight, during a tour around Sweet Apple Acres in the barn, and just last night she blew him in the bathroom of the restaurant when they all went out to eat. Pinkie's head was so good, it only took a few minutes, and no pony was any wiser.

A part of him knew he should cut things off with Pinkie Pie, that he should bury this before it got too out of hand, but he just couldn't resist her. And also, she couldn't resist him. Anytime she saw him, she was flirting with him, asking if she could suck his dick just one more time, begging him to let her taste his big, juicy cock that she couldn't stop craving. How could he refuse her?

Cadance's sigh brought Shining Armor back to the present. "Do you think there's something wrong with me?" she asked, looking down at her own slender stomach.

Shining Armor looked as well, and couldn't help but think that Cadance was so thin, it wasn't really attractive. Sure, she had a body that could go on magazines, but she didn't have the type of figure that a stallion really wanted. A stallion needed something thick, something he could grab onto, an ass fat enough that he could shove his dick into a mare without worrying about breaking her. That was what was wrong with Cadance. But instead, he just said, "Try not to get too into your head, honey. It's only been a couple of months. It'll happen."

Cadance gave a forlorn nod as she said, "Sorry. I don't know if I'm much in the mood for trying tonight," looking up at him apologetically.

"It's alright honey. Maybe a break will help things," he answered, trying to mask his relief.

"I think I just want to stay in tonight," Cadance told him. "Is that okay?"

"Of course," he replied, feeling a tingle run down the back of his neck. "I think I might head out then? Get some guy time in with Big Mac and the others?"

Cadance nodded back and said, "That sounds nice. You have fun then. Say hi to Big Mac and the others for me. Tell them I'm sorry their cleric won't be joining them tonight."

"We'll make do one way or another," he replied. As he stepped outside, he tried his hardest not to run. Excitement immediately flooded his chest, the feeling of freedom and taboo rushing through his veins like a drug. He could already feel his sheath stirring between his legs. He wasn't going to play O&O tonight, at least not right away. He was going to see Pinkie Pie.

After a few days of sneaking around, they'd agreed that they wanted to do something closer to a date. Nothing that would raise alarms if Shining were to be seen with her, but a walk through Ponyville's park in the evening still had more romantic potential than a rushed encounter in a bathroom. Plus, Shining Armor was much more excited about the idea of getting head on a park bench than in some cramped back room.

So with the sun just beginning to set, Shining Armor rushed out of the Castle of Friendship to meet his new mistress at the park's entrance. When he saw her, the plump mare waiting by the path for him, Shining Armor felt his heart pounding. She was so soft, so cute, and yet he knew firsthand the sexy, slutty delights she brought to the table. He was already feeling ten times better here than he was with Cadance just minutes ago.

"Hey!" he called to her as she turned around to see him, a big smile on her face. "Sorry if I was late. I came to see you as soon as I could."

"Aww, that's sweet of you! Rushing away from your wife just to see little ol' me?" she teased him. Shining Armor worried that someone might overhear her, but his worries melted into new feelings when she smiled up at him, drawing a circle in his chest with her hoof as she said, "I hope you remembered to grab your big, fat dick on the way out. I've had this itch in the back of my throat all day, and you're the only stallion hung enough to reach it."

Shining Armor felt a heat rush to his cheeks, but he wasn't embarrassed at all, his sheath tightening some more in excitement and pride. Feeling emboldened, he said, "Oh, this?" before lifting a hindleg and letting his cock spill out of his sheath in a more daring tease, the long, dark length drooping beneath him. "I never leave home without it."

Pinkie giggled at his joke before brushing her shoulder up against his in a sweet, romantic cuddle. "C'mon, Prince Fifth-Leg. Before someone sees you looking most indecent!"

Shining Armor nodded, brushing his tail along hers in a somewhat intimate touch before he and Pinkie Pie started their walk. It was a nice evening out, and the night would be nice and warm, but Shining Armor couldn't stop thinking excitedly about the blowjob he was going to get. Yet even if he was teeming with anticipation, he didn't mind Pinkie's company either. Pinkie Pie loved to talk, but she was always flirting with him, teasing him, and especially stroking his ego, praising his dick, and every time she did it felt so good. Shining Armor couldn't even get Cadance to say such things in the privacy of their bedroom. But Pinkie did it automatically, worshiping him whenever he was around. It was hard for Shining Armor not to think that this was how things should have been the whole time.

"...So then I had to run upstairs and grab Mr. Cake's condoms to use for balloon animals! You should have seen the look on Mrs. Cake's face when she realized! But none of the foals knew any better. They just asked why the giraffe's neck was ribbed!" Pinkie talked fast and in an animated fashion, so much that Shining Armor couldn't stop laughing enough to reply. "Mr. Cake was so embarrassed, especially since they were snug fits. He tried to get mad at me, but it all worked out in the end, because six weeks later Mrs. Cake announced she was pregnant!"

"Six weeks, eh?" Shining Armor managed to raise an eyebrow. "That's a pretty good turnaround. Cadance and I have been trying for a couple months now, and nothing."

"If you ask me, I'd say foalmaking is all about the fella," Pinkie Pie said. "You make a stallion happy, and he'll blast more rope than Las Pegasus trapeze act! It'd be crazy to think a stallion as virile as you at the top of your game couldn't fertilize a few eggs." Again, she nudged Shining Armor with her shoulder, cuddling into him as she praised him some more.

"That's kind of what I've been thinking," Shining Armor agreed. "If there's one thing I've learned being surrounded by so many princesses, it's that we ponies are creatures of magic. If the magic of friendship can make you and my sister shoot laser beams at bad guys, then it makes sense that it takes a spark of something to make a foal. And if there's no spark..." Shining Armor trailed off, drifting into the unpleasant thoughts about Cadance.

But Pinkie just nodded. "If you don't love her, then even a jizz factory like you couldn't make a foal."

"Yeah..." Shining Armor agreed. A part of him felt guilty talking about Cadance like this, but there was relief as well. He'd never allowed himself to say it out loud, but now he was finally admitting it. "I've got to want to put a baby in her if it's going to work. And... I don't. I don't even like having sex with her."

He turned to see Pinkie looking up at him, completely sympathetic. "I can't imagine how hard that must be for you," she said softly. But then her sincere expression turned into that flirty smirk as she added, "Lucky for you that I love sucking big dicks so much!"

Shining Armor laughed again, feeling very flattered once more. He saw the sun sinking lower, behind the trees of Sweet Apple Acres, the yellow sky turning purple at the edges, just about when he spotted a park bench in the path up ahead, and felt that thrilling tingle down his spine. "Well then, why don't we take a seat and I'll let you give me a blowjob?" he teased. Again, that shiver raced through him at the mere idea of it: letting her give him a blowjob.

"Ooh! I thought you'd never ask!" Pinkie replied, bouncing along toward the bench as Shining Armor took his seat. He laid back, stretching his forelegs out and reclining, spreading his hindlegs as he relaxed, waiting for Pinkie Pie to dive right in and start sucking his cock.

But she didn't, at least right away. She slid up next to him, draping herself across his body, letting her hooves drift down between his hindlegs to play with his balls. Shining Armor just looked over at her and raised an incredulous eyebrow. "It's all yours," he offered her.

Pinkie didn't budge, still teasing him lightly. "Oh, I will," she answered simply, and Shining Armor started to realize that there was a catch. He should have known. "You know how much I love sucking your dick, Shiny, and I promise I'll blow you like a hurricane before tonight's over."

"But...?" Shining Armor replied.

Pinkie gave him a mischievous little grin. "But I want to do more than just suck your dick."

Shining Armor groaned. "You want me to break up with Cadance." He sighed and explained his reluctant reaction. "Listen, this has been amazing and all, and I wish it never had to end, but I can't stay in Ponyville forever. I have royal duties back in the Crystal Empire. I was hoping you might be willing to move out to the Empire and be my mistress; we'd have to be careful, but I don't see any other way for us to keep doing this. I know you want me to stay here, but it's just not possible."

"Mm-mmm," Pinkie Pie denied with a shake of her head. "You don't have to worry about any of that. But I do want you all to myself."

Shining Armor raised an eyebrow. "I'm confused."

"Shining Armor," Pinkie said, leaning into him more, tucking her muzzle under his chin as her hoof gave his balls a loving roll. "Don't you get it? You're the ex-Captain of the Royal Guard. You're Prince of the Crystal Empire. You're handsome. You're a gentlecolt. And you're hung like crazy to boot! You're the most super-hunky triple-S-tier Stud in the whole wide world! Any mare in the world would want to ride you until she couldn't walk straight. Heck, most mares would kill just to suck your dick! It's not just that Cadance isn't good enough for you. Most mares aren't good enough for you. You deserve a mare who can rock your world in the bedroom - a mare you'd want to put a foal into!"

"I know," Shining Armor said, and while he felt flattered, he was starting to feel like all of this flattery Pinkie Pie had been giving him was more like bait to lead him into some kind of trap. But he was curious where this was going, so he asked, "Don't you want to be that mare for me? The one who treats me right? Isn't that what you said?"

"Of course I do! More than anything," Pinkie replied in her chipper voice, cuddling into him, giving his balls a gentle, warm squeeze. "I love sucking your dick, Shining Armor. I really do, more than you could ever know. But with a stallion like you, how could a mare be happy with just that? I want to give you everything a stallion could ever want. But I want you to give me something in return," she purred, pressing her muzzle into his neck.

Shining Armor felt the heat building in his loins as he exhaled. "And what's that?"

"A foal," Pinkie Pie simply told him. Shining Armor's heartbeat quickened, but Pinkie continued. "After seeing the Cakes' and their new foals, and how happy that's made them, I've been wanting one of my own more than ever! Of course, I've always liked babies - with their cute little faces and their laugh and their pinchable little cheeks! - but I realized that I'm in the prime of my fertility too, and what am I even doing if I don't have a stallion knocking me up? But I don't want just any stallion to do it, I want the bestest stallion in the entire world, so I can have the bestest foals in the entire world!" Pinkie Pie leaned back to look Shining Armor directly in the eyes as she said, "So I want you to get me pregnant, Shining Armor!"

A tension filled Shining Armor, both in his throat and between his hindlegs. It was a big thing to ask, but his body definitely wasn't opposed to the idea. "So... you want to have sex? Go all the way?"

"Of course, silly!" Pinkie Pie giggled. "I wanna feel that monster dick in my vagoat - vagina throat - too, you know! I bet you could even make me squirt until I see Celestia!" Shining Armor gulped. It sounded like a tempting offer, but before he could respond, Pinkie Pie put her hoof to his lips, giving him as serious a look as the silly party mare could muster. "But I'm not interested in sharing your sperm, Shining Armor. If you're going to be a baby daddy, I want you to be my baby daddy, and no pony else's."

"So... you do want me to break up with Cadance?" he repeated.

"You don't have to worry about her, Shiny. We can sort all that out later. I just want you to know what you're getting yourself into," Pinkie said. "If you want to keep this going - and if you want me to suck your dick tonight - then I need you to Pinkie swear that you'll leave your wife, and you'll get me pregnant as many times as I want for as long as those big, beautiful balls of yours are still shooting swimmers. Got it?"

"Ohh..." Shining Armor groaned as he felt Pinkie's hoof slide up to his sheath, starting to stroke him, working him to arousal. His flare slid out of the sheath as his shaft followed, quickly starting to stiffen with her expert touch. How did she know how to jerk him off better than he could manage with his own hooves? Shining Armor felt like he was getting the blackmail of a lifetime, the threat of not getting his hard-on sucked off hanging over him if he didn't agree. But in another way, it wasn't much of a case of blackmail if it was all terms that he wanted to agree with. He'd thought of fucking Pinkie Pie more than he could remember these past few days, imagined knocking her up, being her stud while she worshiped his cock like it was the best thing that ever happened to her. Now, he was finally getting a chance to make those fantasies a reality. All he had to do was agree to leave Cadance.

Shining Armor was rock hard, Pinkie Pie's soft lips kissing into his chest, leaning down. "Weeeeeeellll?" she prompted him.

"Ahhh..." he moaned. "...Okay! I'll do it! Celestia, I'll do it! I'll leave Cadance and I'll be with you forever!"

Pinkie's hooves froze and she looked him in the eye with a harsh glare. "Pinkie promise," she demanded. "Cross your heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in your eye," she instructed, repeating the instructions with her hoof.

"Uhh," he faltered, his erection still throbbing. "Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a... cupcake in my eye...?" he repeated the Pinkie swear.

With the oath complete, Pinkie's face burst into a bright grin. "Okie dokie lokie!"

Then, she opened up her jaw and swallowed Shining Armor's cock whole.

"Ohhh, fuck!" he groaned, feeling those lips descend on his shaft in one fell swoop, a feat that only a mare like Pinkie could perform. It was the pleasure he'd been waiting for all night, and now it was magnified, knowing that this was no longer a temporary tryst while he was in Ponyville. This was going to be the new status quo. He didn't know what was going to happen with Cadance, but he'd made his commitment, and he was more than ready to enjoy all of the benefits of it.

Pinkie went all out with her blowjob. Even though she didn't appear to have any sort of gag reflex to speak of, Shining Armor felt her throat tugging and sliding along his shaft as if she was gagging on it, her body flattering his size while her lips twisted and suckled around his base, her hooves fondling his balls. She slurped and suckled loudly on his cock, drool sliding down his dick and sliding down his nutsack, truly the hottest, sloppiest, most brazen blowjob he'd ever received, even from her!

But the extra thrill came from being out in the park, out in the open, exposed. Shining Armor had harbored minor fantasies of exhibitionism before, of flaunting himself and showing off, but Pinkie was really bringing them out of him. At any moment, a pony could walk up and see him cheating on his wife, see the Prince of the Crystal Empire getting his lordly dick sucked by the local cupcake baker. There was something so hot about it, so powerful and dominant and masculine about it, he could hardly hold himself back.

"Pinkie... Oh, Pinkie...!" he moaned out.

Pinkie just moaned back, licking and suckling, twisting and bobbing, throating and stroking his shaft and his balls with everything she had. But then, she somehow managed to look up at him from between his hindlegs, and with his hoof in her poofy mane, Shining Armor could see those bright blue eyes staring up at him, pleading with him, begging him for more. Despite her tricks and manipulation, Shining Armor could see plainly that oral sex wasn't just a tool in Pinkie's arsenal to maneuver him; she was loving every second of this. A sparkle of devotion and dedication shone in Pinkie's eyes, pure love of his cock and a deep desire to submit to him, to serve and please him that bled into every bob and weave of her lips on the base of his dick. Deep down, she was just a bubbly, slutty mare who wanted the most hung stallion she could get her lips around, and she wanted his cum badly. Every last drop of it.

"Mmmmm...!" she moaned up to him, begging him to do it.

He couldn't refuse. "Pinkie! Ohh, fuck yes! I'm cumming...!" Shining Armor gasped before finally, shoving her down lovingly onto the root of his dick, he came right into her mouth. His cock pulsed in her bulging throat as he fed her his semen right into her belly, and she cooed happily to feel it warming her stomach, the flavor of it spreading on the back of her palate. She looked up at him sweetly, letting him see her throat sliding as she swallowed drop after drop, proving her love for it, for him, and for his dick with every stroke.

When she released him, they were both left breathless. The sun had set, and the stars were out in the sky. Shining Armor was sweaty, his cock limp on the bench between his legs, but spent and satisfied once more. Pinkie Pie just cuddled up right next to him, licking her lips.

"How could I ever give that up?" Shining Armor wondered aloud, a big grin on his face. "I don't know what I'm going to do about Cadance, but I'll never go back to her. I can't wait to fuck you, Pinkie," he said, growling a bit as he leaned down to nibble her ear.

"Mmm, don't you worry about that, stud. You just go home to her tonight, for the last time. Say you're too tired or you drank a little if she tries to get you into bed. I'll have everything settled by tomorrow. You'll see."

Shining Armor nodded, looking up at the stars. "Tomorrow," he repeated. "Okay."

Just one more night. One last night sleeping next to Cadance, and then he'd finally be free. He couldn't wait to see how incredible the sex was going to be. He already knew that knocking up Pinkie Pie was going to be the best moment of his entire life. Just one more night.

The next morning, Shining Armor was riddled with a sort of nervous excitement that he could hardly contain. He didn't know what would happen, what Pinkie was up to, only that she had assured him that she would "take care of things." In hindsight, he wished he'd asked her more about what she was planning, but he'd been too focused on getting his dick sucked to straighten out his priorities.

Now, he sat in the room with Cadance, waiting nervously on the bed while his wife got ready. There was something so alien about pretending everything was normal, about trying not to let on to her that he was planning something, especially when he didn't know exactly what he was planning. Was he just going to have sex with Pinkie? Was he going to leave her? Or did she have something else cooked up in that cotton candy brain of hers? In the most inexplicable way, it felt like Shining Armor was under Chrysalis's spell again; knowing something was wrong, knowing things weren't as they seemed, but not being able to say anything, to be himself. Trapped and awaiting his freedom.

It started with a simple folded letter slid under the door.

Cadance noticed it immediately as she was coming out of the bathroom, wrapping up her mane in a towel with her magic. "What could this be?" she wondered aloud as she picked it up and examined it.

Shining Armor just shrugged and shook his head. "I have no idea." He didn't know for sure, but something told him this was Pinkie's doing.

With a strange expression, a mix of amusement and derision, she looked over to her husband. "Well, it's addressed to 'Captain Schlong Armor.'" Shining felt his pulse quicken, but he waited as Cadance opened the letter and read it aloud. "'Hey Captain! We heard the new Crystal Prince was in town, and it just so happens me and the other guys around too for Iron Shoe's wedding next week. We know you're busy and all, kissing babies, wearing fancy clothes, and having smoke blown up your ass from all the servants, but we figured you could spare one night off to celebrate with us. I know your wife is reading this, so things won't get too wild, but there's a couple of new cadets here who think they're hot shit, and somepony's gotta show them who's boss during sheath poker. So get your big dick over to the Riverside Resort when you're done being whipped, and we'll have a seat saved for you. Your pal, Spearhead.'" Cadance finished reading the letter and then looked over the page to give Shining Armor a withering gaze.

Shining just chuckled nervously. "Oh come on, you know how things are in the guard..." he said with a little shrug. His mind was racing to decipher the letter. It sounded just like the way Spearhead used to talk to him back when he was Shining Armor's top lieutenant, and even the writing looked like the sloppy scrawl he had. But there was no way this could be real; it would be too improbable a coincidence. The giveaway was the flattery. Even dressed up in the kind of implicit homoeroticism of guards being dudes, Spearhead wouldn't have been quite so bold. This had to be Pinkie Pie's doing. This was the first move in whatever she had planned. Shining Armor was certain.

Even though Cadance rolled her eyes, with a smile she just said, "I think you should go, Captain Schlong Armor. I don't know about the guard, but I know how you stallions are. Just don't wave your penis around too much. I still need it," she said, trying to be flirty with her husband.

But Shining Armor felt his pulse quickening, having a strong feeling that things weren't as they seemed. "Of course. I'll see you soon, honey!"

"Love you!" Cadance called, but Shining Armor was already out the door.

It didn't take him long to race through Ponyville's market and toward the riverside, where he found the Riverside Resort. He expected a quaint small-town hotel, a relaxing place where travelers could feel like they could enjoy a slice of simple, country living by the river. Instead, what he found was a rather cheap-looking motel, a big painted wooden sign hanging over the rooms, laid out right by the road, not even overlooking the river, but instead merely within view of it. It was out of the way, which was good, but certainly not what Shining Armor had in mind when he suspected that this was Pinkie's doing. He knew that cheating on his wife like this was kind of a sleazy thing to do, but he didn't think it would involve a sleazy motel too, even if it did match the dirty, naughty atmosphere of it all.

He felt self-conscious stepping inside, the lobby dim and the corridors small. Behind the tall help desk, there was a wall of cubbies and keys with tags, manned by a bored-looking earth pony mare with big catseye glasses serving as the concierge. She was reclined in her chair, her yellow mane poofy and teased to hell, with bright, heavy makeup and big hoop earrings, the butt of a cigarette smoldering in the ashtray next to the bell. She didn't even seem to notice Shining Armor walking in, her eyes rapidly skimming through the pages of some romance novel called "Mounted on the Mountain" with a bored expression.

Shining Armor approached and cleared his throat, and the mare looked up at him, dog-earing the page before setting the book down. "How can I help you, honey?" she asked in a nasally voice.

Shining Armor didn't quite know what to say. "I'm uh... Shining Armor? I was told to, ah... meet a friend here?"

The mare was completely unfazed. She reached behind her to snatch a key before handing it to him. "You're in 413, the honeymoon suite, Your Highness. Down the hall, take a left, then another left, last room on the right. Laundry pickup is at nine, check out is at noon, and soaps, toothpaste and condoms are complimentary. We don't do breakfast, honey," she rattled off.

"Oh... thanks," he replied, taking the key slowly. He didn't know what kind of place offered complimentary condoms - maybe it came with the 'honeymoon suite?' But he couldn't imagine what a special room like that would look in a dump like this. Still, he was definitely in the right place, since the mare recognized him and knew to wait for him, and even knew he was royalty! He hoped this wouldn't turn into some huge scandal, but somehow, he got the sense that this wasn't the first time that this mare had seen an important stallion checking in without his wife. She just picked her book back up and went back to reading as he headed down the hall.

The narrow halls felt daunting as he moved through the space, the smell of smoke and alcohol lingering faintly, mixed with aggressive cleansers. The place was quiet as could be, the walls and doors thick, but he could still hear some sounds as he walked past door after door.

A blaring TV, roaring with some kind of audience applauding and laughing at some daytime talk show.

Some ponies chuckling, talking loudly, the thick smell of weed wafting from under the door at a party that had no doubt carried over from the night before.

The creaking of springs and the slapping of wet flesh, along with sharp cries and husky grunts. "Daddy! Daddy! Oh, don't stop Daddy!" "Yeah, you like that, baby? Celestia, you're such a fuckin' slut..."

"Oh goodie! You're right on time!" Pinkie Pie sprang up in front of Shining Armor as he turned his head away from the door, nearly making him stumble back and fall.

"Pinkie!" he shouted, startled. "Oh, thank goodness. So it was you behind the letter?" Shining asked.

"You betcha! Pretty slick, right?" she answered, waggling her eyebrows as she jabbed him in the ribs with an elbow.

"I'll say. How did you manage to make it so... accurate?" he asked as they started to head down the hall together.

"I have my ways," Pinkie said coyly, proud of herself. "Now Your Highness, are you ready to have all of your wildest, naughtiest sex fantasies come true?"

Shining Armor felt the surge of proud excitement in his chest. This really was happening! "How could I refuse?" he replied. "But how do you know what my wildest sex fantasies are like?"

"Because you're a stallion, and there are some things that every stallion wishes he could do and get away with it," Pinkie replied. "But I've also sucked your dick every night for nearly a week, and that's more than enough time for me to tap into what makes your trusty side piece happy."

"Oh yeah?" Shining Armor raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah," Pinkie said, looking up at him with lidded eyes. "You really liked the idea of doing it out in the open on that park bench. And I know exactly why you ducked into Spike's room the first night you were here. From what I hear, you once seriously considered going down a very different career path instead of becoming a guard."

Shining was surprised that Pinkie knew all of this. "How did you hear about that?"

"Never ask a mare her secrets, Shining," Pinkie replied playfully. As they arrived at their door, she merely said, "Just wait here, count to ten, and then come inside. Don't think too hard about it, just embrace it. Let it happen, okay?"

"What are you..?" Shining started to ask before Pinkie leaned in to give him a big, heavy, passionate kiss. Shining Armor felt the question leave him immediately, sparks tingling on his lips from the moment he felt them pressed into Pinkie's. It was what the kiss on his wedding day was supposed to feel like.

"Don't you worry, big guy. It'll be fun, I promise." Pinkie Pie pecked him on the nose again before quickly cracking the door open and sliding inside before Shining Armor could see anything.

Well, he'd trusted her this far. No reason not to do as she said. Standing alone in the quiet hallway, Shining Armor counted to ten. Should he really be doing this? This was his last chance to walk away, go back to his wife, and never see Pinkie again. He could confess everything. They could go to couple's therapy. They could work on their sex lives. It would be hard, but it was the right thing to do. He knew that.

But when he reached ten, he looked down at the door handle, knowing Pinkie was on the other side, waiting for him, waiting to satisfy his every urge and fantasy, wanting to love him and worship him as her one-and-only stud. He couldn't resist. So he twisted the knob and headed inside.

In some ways, the motel room was exactly what he expected, if a little bigger, given that it was the "honeymoon suite." There was a big metal bed on rickety springs, a small living room set, a little kitchenette, and a bathroom with a shower. The biggest luxury was an in-room hot tub that could fit a few ponies inside, already filled with steaming water.

But the biggest surprise was all the Pinkies.

Pinkie Pie - or at least, a Pinkie Pie - immediately accosted Shining Armor as he shut the door behind him. "Oh, thank Celestia, our stud's here!" she said, hooking him around the neck in a friendly way. She was wearing a kind of green visor over her poofy mane, leaning into him as she said, "Listen, we're not doing anything fancy with the shoot here. Just get it up, shove it in 'em, show 'em whose boss. Got it?"

"The shoot...?" Shining Armor replied. He looked around to see more Pinkie Pies, at least half a dozen. One was moving cables around the room. Another was setting up bright lights and microphones over the bed. Another was screwing a lens onto a big camera. The Pinkie he was talking to had got up from a cloth folding chair with "DIRECTOR" labeled on the back. He started to realize what this was, but... there was no way...

The director Pinkie confirmed it. "The porno? You get kicked in the head on your way here? You're Swinging Sky, the most hung stallion in the entire adult film business, remember?"

Shining Armor's eyes narrowed as she said the words. He didn't know how Pinkie had done it, but it was like something straight out of his fantasies. The half-dozen Pinkie clones were a bit unnerving, but he figured Pinkie would explain later. For now, he let the confusion settle and pass over him, not needing all of the answers, just knowing that here and now, he didn't have to be Shining Armor.

He let himself slip into the role Pinkie Pie had laid out for him in his own fantasy, a confident grin crossing his face. "Of course I know that! What do you take me for?" he said with a laugh. "So is there a script or something...?"

"Nah, we're just going to freestyle it a bit. Show off some of your natural talent," the director Pinkie replied. "Think of it like a demo reel all about you. A whole sex tape dedicated to Swinging Sky showing off his huge dick!"

Shining Armor couldn't keep himself contained in his sheath, his cock spilling out instantly, the long shaft throbbing beneath him, already wanting to stiffen. His grin spread from ear to ear as he saw the Pinkies setting up the set. He definitely didn't regret his decision to walk through that door.

The director saw his cock swaying beneath him and shouted, "Can we get Sky's fluffer out here? We're rolling in ten, everypony!"

Just then, another Pinkie Pie emerged from the bathroom, not wearing anything but her appearance certainly enhanced, her hair poofier, a light coat of makeup enhancing her features, her coat shimmering in the bright floodlights staged around them. Shining Armor raised an eyebrow as she approached. "I'll do it!" she said brightly. The director offered Shining Armor a seat, and he sat down, spreading his thighs and letting this Pinkie Pie put herself between them, already nuzzling his big balls and his long, flaccid cock hanging by her cheek.

He had a feeling, but he still spoke up and asked, "Pinkie, is that... you?"

As she licked and suckled over his nuts, she popped off with a pleased grin and said, "Ooh, you figured it out? Good eye! It took my friends a lot longer to work it out last time I did this."

Shining Armor didn't want to Pinkie to stop as she licked up his cock like a lollipop, but he was too curious not to ask. "You've done this before...?"

"It's just a little cloning magic pool outside of Ponyville that's been sealed away. Don't worry, I'll clean them all up when we're done here. I just wanted the scene to feel a bit more realistic than a camera pointed at the bed, you know?" she said before slurping all over his middle ring, nibbling with her lips at the flesh.

Shining huffed as he nodded, "Well, you've certainly outdone yourself."

"I'll say! So you just relax and enjoy your part, Mister Pornstar," Pinkie replied before opening her muzzle and swallowing half his cock in one go, forcing a moan out of Shining as he felt his shaft stiffen in her throat.

After a few long, joyous moments of Pinkie's voracious blowjob, the director Pinkie called out, "Alright Sky, it's time to get this show rolling! Why don't you start out in the tub and we'll get a couple girls in there with you?"

"Sure!" Shining Armor agreed, pulling his cock out of Pinkie's mouth like he was unsheathing a blade from a scabbard, his shaft rock hard and wet with her drool sliding down the length. He practically bounced like her over to the hot tub; he was definitely horny, but there was a lighter, more elated feeling in his body too. Things hadn't even started, and he was already having so much fun. It was something he knew he'd been sorely missing for a long time, something that should have been present in the bedroom all along: fun.

He settled down with a sigh into the hot tub, finding the water to be just right, steaming but not stinging his sensitive bits, his erection sticking up out of the water a good portion as he sat and spread his hooves over the back. With him came three giggling Pinkies, one of whom was the real one, tucking themselves alongside him, and he got a chorus of coos and chirps of admiration, the plump pink mares already starting to feel up his body with admiration. His cock only throbbed harder at the abundant attention he was getting. Even if it was only for one night, having a little harem certainly was quite the treat.

"Alright everypony, let's get this show on the road! Lights! Camera! ACTION!" the director Pinkie roared from her chair. And just like that, Shining Armor saw the cameras pointed at him, felt the lights on his coat overhead, felt his erection in full view of the lenses and the Pinkies around him. He was being recorded, just like a real pornstar. Even if it was a dumb fantasy, Pinkie Pie had made it come true, and he finally got to see what it would be like to be Swinging Sky.

He leaned back and let out a sigh of pleasure as he felt the Pinkies swarming all over him. He felt their lips and hooves caressing him, worshiping him, whether they were licking at the flare of his cock or fondling his muscles, still fairly built from his days in the guard. Despite the cameras trained on him, he didn't feel nervous or uncomfortable. He just watched them sucking on his tip and said, "More than enough for all of you, ladies," his voice calm and smooth before he leaned down to make out with one of them.

"Ooh, yummy!" "Gimme, gimme!" "Jeepers, it's so big!" they piped up all around him, Pinkie's high voice in stereo as they took turns gawking at his cock in amazement. He saw a Pinkie operating a camera, moving it around him as he gave a dashing smile into it while the Pinkies in the tub took turns swallowing his cock, sucking it lovingly, deeply, even beneath the water before coming up to let the next Pinkie have her turn.

"How does it feel to have such a huge dick?" the camera Pinkie asked him.

Shining Armor let out a moan in response, feeling the other Pinkies licking and suckling at his shaft while one twisted and bobbed her head on the upper portions of his cock. "Ohh, it's the best!" he replied with a big, winning smile before watching the Pinkies all tend to him. "You like that, ladies?" he said, reaching down to fondle the plump flanks in the water beneath him.

"Mmm, you bet!" "It's so yummy, I could just suck your dick for hours!" "Oh, Celestia, I'm so horny already!" the cried back to him, more fervently sucking his cock, and Shining Armor felt stars dot his vision as lips after lips shoved themselves down on his shaft. Always a fresh pair sucking his cock deep, taking the plunge, pulling back off, before being replaced by the next mare. Their bodies pressed into him, their hooves fondled him, their lips and voices utterly worshiped him. Shining Armor could cum right here and be perfectly happy.

"Cut!" the director Pinkie called. She came over to Shining Armor at the edge of the hot tub, but the other Pinkies didn't stop their attentions at his stallionhood. "Hey, c'mon! We can't have our star stud blowing his load before the big finale! Now can somepony get him a towel so we can move this thing to the bed?"

A towel was offered to Shining, who accepted, drying himself off with his horn as he clambered out of the tub. It felt good to move around the room, even if it was a cheap motel room, to use the space while he was exposed, rock hard and raring for more. "The bed, eh? So soon?"

The director Pinkie smirked at him and replied, "Somepony's feeling confident. Well, if you think you can handle so many mares, then why don't you show us how it's done, stud?" she teased.

But Shining didn't hesitate for a moment. "Alright then," he said. He flopped down on the squeaky spring mattress spreading himself out again as he watched the cameras turn toward him, the lights and lenses focused entirely on him and his naked body. "Come and get it, ladies."

With a thrill, Shining Armor watched the Pinkies from the tub pounce on him, swarming him again while the mattress rocked. He felt more lips, on his neck, on his balls, but then he felt something else: the hot, soft, tight grip of a wet pussy sliding down on his cock.

"Ohhhh!" he moaned as he felt his immense length sheathed inside tight, juicy flesh. When his eyes uncrossed, he saw a Pinkie straddling him, shuddering, her face a contorted grin of delight as she lowered her body onto his cock, her soft thighs wobbling as she did her best to take him to the balls.

"Ohh, fuck!" she gasped. "Celestia, it feels even bigger than it looks! Wowie!"

Shining Armor shuddered himself when he felt Pinkie reach his base, taking him deeper and better than Cadance ever could, but she immediately started to bounce on him, rocking the bed as her sweet cunt stroked his cock with a needy grip that was to die for. Even a few seconds in, and there was no question that Pinkie was leagues better in bed than his wife. He gripped her wide hips, feeling her ass bounce against his hips with just the right amount of fat, pulling her down and thrusting up in rhythm with her, already feelings his balls tighten with a desire to release inside of her. "Yeah, oh Celestia! Ohh, that's so good!" he moaned back.

But there wasn't just the feeling of Pinkie's wet cunt squeezing his cock to contend with. There was also the feeling of her lips on his nutsack, sucking his balls like no tomorrow while another Pinkie was at his side, whispering into his ear, and yet another Pinkie flanking him at his other side, kissing up his neck and nibbling at the base of his other ear. "Mmm, you love it, don't you? Imagine getting this pussy every day for the rest of your life!" "How could we possibly keep our tails down with such a big, hung stud around?"

On his lap, Pinkie was increasing her rhythm, bouncing on him, hips slapping together as she took him, rode him with everything she had. Her voice rose higher while the cameras captured the salacious sight, wild with ecstasy as she cried out, "Yes! Oh, here it comes! Woooweeee!"

As Shining Armor felt her cunt clench around his cock, her fluids gushing and squirting all over his lap and the sheets, he felt himself go over the edge too. "Fuck, Pinkie! I'm gonna cum...!"

But this time, he heard her reply, breathless through her own climax. "Do it! Cum inside me! Cum inside me!"

He couldn't hold back, an eruption of pleasure as he shoved her down onto his lap, the cameras watching his balls clench against her ass as he pumped his full load deeply into her belly, the orgasm more intense and more productive than anything he had ever put in Cadance. When it was over and Pinkie clambered off of him, she leaked a prodigious glob of cum with certainly much more left inside of her, and Shining Armor remained almost completely erect, his cock fighting softness with still yet more mares to fuck.

"Me next! Me next!" the Pinkie beside him piped up.

Shining Armor grinned as he turned his head to look at her. "You next, eh?" he repeated. He reached down with a hoof to stroke his cock, giving it a meaty waggle as he teased her, "You want this big dick? You want me to breed you, too?"

Pinkie nodded rapidly. "Pretty pretty please? I've been soaking wet since you first got here and I need a huge cock in me right now!"

It was just the kind of cheezy porn dialogue Shining Armor had always loved. "Coming right up!" he said. He rolled over, getting into a sitting position on the bed while he held this Pinkie on her side, spreading her hindlegs with his hooves and even grabbing her mane in his magic to squeeze and gently yank as he took control of her. Now that he was on top, he had no qualms about lining himself up with that perfect, plump, pink pussy and plunging himself deep inside in one powerful thrust. The wet squish of her juices against his cock filled the room as he felt that tight, hot, wet grip all over again, accepting his stallionhood as if her body was made for it. "Ohh, fuck yeah!" he grunted in delight as he started to pound her.

Shining Armor didn't hold himself back, the bed starting to really rock with the fast, hard rhythm of his thrusts. It felt so incredible to finally be able to put his strong body to full use, to be able to really fuck a mare, and to feel a fat ass on his cock that could actually take out what he was giving. All of his pent-up desires and frustrations, Shining Armor let them out on that bed, laying into the squealing, moaning, jibbering Pinkie while the rest of them swarmed him, cheered for him, praised everything about him and everything he did. "Woohoo! Give it to her, Swinging Sky!" "Look at him go! He's such a stud!" "Now that's how a real stallion does it!"

The kisses and licks all over his body, the frenzy of hooves groping his muscles, squeezing his butt, it was everything Shining Armor could have ever asked for in his pornstar fantasy. He practically had a whole harem to himself, but each mare was the best mare, the perfect mare, that soft, plump, pink body and that enthused, cheering squeal that he couldn't pull out of. He felt like a real king, like he was being awarded Captain again, like he'd just scored the winning touchdown and was celebrating with all of the cheerleaders at the same time. He couldn't have stopped himself if he tried. "Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna cum! Ohh, fuck yeah!"

Cumming inside Pinkie's tight, hot body was the very best thing, the pinnacle above all of those other experiences combined. And even after he pulled out of the second, he knew there were so many Pinkies to go. They watched him in almost silence as he pulled out, brandishing his giant, cum-soaked dick, but then he just turned his head toward the next Pinkie, grinning an eager, horny grin. They all yelped and giggled in delight as he pounced on the next one, thrusting himself inside and plowing her into the mattress.

No matter how much he fucked, he didn't feel his stamina waning. He was certain that he hadn't been slipped any kind of aphrodisiac, and Pinkie couldn't cast any kind of magic to keep him aroused, and yet his erection just wouldn't quit. It might flag for a moment or two, but after sheathing himself balls-deep inside the next Pinkie, he felt his stiffness return anew, ready to screw and breed. Perhaps this was what his libido had always been capable of, and he'd never known because he'd never had a mare who inspired his arousal, whom he really wanted to fuck. Maybe this was what it was supposed to feel like all along. He fucked the Pinkie clones from the tub. He fucked the camera Pinkies who couldn't resist jumping onto the bed. Then he fucked the director Pinkie right in her own chair. And still he wasn't satisfied.

He had the boom operator Pinkie bent over the bed, mounting her from behind with their rear hooves on the floor, sweat dripping down his neck and chest while he plowed into her with his giant cock. The other Pinkies were wobbly after taking a load from him, the director splayed out in her chair, her pussy lazily oozing his cum, but Shining Armor still knew he had more to give. "Yeah, yeah, you like that? You like getting your fat ass plowed by a real stallion?" he growled.

"Oooh! Spank her while you hump her brains out like that!" the director suggested, the cameras zooming in on the action.

Shining Armor's hips kept plowing while he reached a forehoof down to slap it across Pinkie's ass with a loud smack. He moaned as he felt the chubby buttcheeks ripple against his body, only redoubling his rough fucking as he stuffed her completely, feeling his climax slowly approaching yet again. The Pinkie beneath him just wailed out in desperate, horny delight, "Oh, fuck, yes! Celestia, you're so fucking hung! Your dick is so fucking big! I'm gonna cum!"

As he felt her go over the edge, Shining Armor spanked her a couple more times, wailing as she came, squirting hard all over their hindlegs and his ballsack before he plunged himself to the depths in her. "That's it! Take it! You love my big, fat dick!" He bellowed as he joined her in climax, giving her a leaking, thick, warm creampie that quickly filled her insides.

When he withdrew and got back on his hooves, the Pinkie beneath him falling to the floor in a slump, Shining Armor's cock almost felt limp, but the excitement was still hot in his veins, sweat soaking his mane as he shook himself proudly. "Alright, who's next? I could go all night, ladies!"

"I'll take you up on that," he heard Pinkie reply, looking onto the bed to see her spread out for him, offering her drooling, sopping wet pussy to him with no qualms. Her beauty, her plumpness, that lidded gaze - it was the real Pinkie. Shining Armor was sure of it. She'd saved the best for last.

Shining Armor mounted the bed and pushed himself between her hindlegs, taking his position overtop of her, planting his forehooves by her head as he angled his flare at her entrance. He gazed deep into her blue eyes with recognition, knowing that everything before this was just fantasy, just warm up, a treat to spoil him. But now she wanted to feel him for herself at last, no longer repressed or held down by any commitments or expectations. He could be all hers.

Wordlessly, he found his entrance and thrust himself deep inside, ramming to the hilt in her with one powerful buck of his hips. He delighted in seeing her eyes flutter and roll, her mouth open with a gasp of pure pleasure as she finally felt her stallion inside of her. "Oh, fuck! Oh, Shining, your dick is so fucking big!" she praised.

Shining wasted no time thrusting into her, sending up the wet, creamy noises of his cock splitting her wide to mix with his favorite praise. Smacking flesh and squeaking springs joined the cacophony, the musky, noisy, raunchy chorus of hot sex filling the room. "That's right. Fuck, Pinkie, you're such a dirty slut, aren't you? You just couldn't resist a big, hung stud like me, could you?"

Pinkie Pie looked up at the glowering, heavy stallion above her, impaled on his girthy cock and completely enraptured with every thrust deep into her body, utterly surrendered to him and his lusts. Just the way he wanted it. "I couldn't," she gasped. "As soon as I saw how hung you were, I knew I had to have you. Your wife couldn't give you what you deserved."

Shining Armor grunted in hot delight, taboo thrill at the mere mention of his wife while he was balls deep in another mare. "What do I deserve?" he demanded, slamming himself hard into Pinkie, making her exhale with burning pleasure at each thrust.

"A blowjob every morning! Ohh, Celestia! And pussy every night!" Pinkie cried out to him. "Anything you want! Anything for that huge dick!"

Shining Armor could feel his balls tightening, the wet smacks of their hips pounding together ringing through the room and out into the hall as he fucked her as hard as he could. "Ohh, fuck yeah! As much sex as I want! All day, every day! Just like a good slut!" he bellowed.

Pinkie's eyelids fluttered in bliss at the mere idea of having Shining Armor's cock inside of her for the rest of their lives together, of the pure pleasure they felt now stretching on into endless forever. "Say it, Shining Armor!" she cried. "Say it for the camera!"

"Nnng! Yeah!" Shining Armor grunted back with each thrust, picking up the pace, working toward his climax as he felt the dirty words on his lips. "You're a better fuck than my wife! Celestia, you're so much better than Cadance!"

"Ohh, Shining! That's it! I'm so close!" Pinkie wailed.

Shining Armor was too. "I never loved Cadance! But I love you, Pinkie! I love your pussy so fucking much!"

"Do it, Shining! Please!"

"Yeah! Yeah! Oh, fuck yeah!" Shining Armor howled as he went over the edge, fucking Pinkie's tight pussy as hard as he could, boucning her body on the cheap mattress and shouting, "I'm gonna cum! Ohh, take it! I'm gonna put my foals in you, you slut!"

Pinkie couldn't see or think straight, her mind numb and her body limp as she was fucked by a true stud, screaming back in reply, "Yes! Yes! Get me pregnant! Get me pregnant!!!"

With a final roar, Shining Armor shoved himself balls-deep inside Pinkie's hot, fertile cunt and came inside of her, harder than he ever had before. As the most mind-blowing orgasm of his life overtook him, Shining Armor could practically feel the potency flowing out of him, copious jizz painting Pinkie's womb with his virile sperm, seeking out her eggs with an eager need that his swimmers hadn't had any of the times he was with Cadance. Nothing could have felt better, knowing at last that this was what he had wanted, needed, all along.

He collapsed, recovering his vision and breath, lying on the motel bed beside the real Pinkie and the heap of freshly-creampied clones. He smiled brightly, panted heavily, as did the rest of them. "Wow..." he groaned.

"I know," Pinkie cooed. "And just think, you're gonna get to have that every day forever."

Shining Armor chuckled. "Cadance is going to be so pissed when I break up with her."

Pinkie shot him a wry grin back. "And what do you think all this was?" she said. "I think once she gets a copy of your new porno, she'll put two and two together."

Shining Armor's grin widened. "That is so bad," he said, pulling Pinkie in close to him. But after a pause, he said, "Well, since we've still got all the gear here, we might as well make sure she gets the message loud and clear." Sitting up, he said, "How do you girls feel about another round?"

The Pinkies cheered in horny delight, lifting their tails and offering themselves to Shining once more, who made sure to give a wink into the camera right as he mounted the next one as it captured the sight of his giant cock sinking into her creampied cunt with renewed vigor.

Cadance paced the bedroom, worried, frustrated, but mostly mad. Shining Armor hadn't come home last night, and no pony had any idea where he was. The Riverside Resort had no sign of him; it was like he'd just vanished. A part of Cadance worried some evil threat or assassin had gotten to him, but a stronger part of her suspected that he was still out drunkenly partying with his old guard buddies, passed out in an alley somewhere reeking of booze. It was no way for a Prince to behave, and she couldn't believe he'd do something to embarrass her like this.

Until a courier arrived with a package for her, from... Pinkie Pie, of all ponies? Cadance just rolled her eyes. "If this is some stupid joke, I swear..." she said. But as she tore the package off, she saw it was a video tape.

Cadance raised a curious brow, examining the label. It had Shining Armor's writing on it: for Cadance. Well, now she had to watch! It took her a while to track down a player in Twilight's old library, but when she did, she popped it in and watched the screen flicker to life.

She gasped in horror.

Shining Armor, lying in some cheap bed, sweaty and moaning as Pinkie Pie rode his cock - her husband's cock! - like some cheap, filthy whore! It was as if Pinkie was holding the camera, looking into it with a gloating smile, her face streaked in her husband's semen.

With a giggle, Pinkie Pie said, "Sorry! But your stud is definitely not hanging out with his buddies!"

White-hot embarrassment flooded Cadance's entire body, her ears ringing and mind completely numb. Then she heard Shining Armor groan in utter bliss as he came balls-deep inside Pinkie's pussy.