Derpy Being Derpy

Discord stood in the Ponyville town square. The new chaos capital was turning out nicely. The roads were turned to soap and bubbles, it changed from day to night every ten seconds, and it was raining chocolate milk. As for the mane six, they were all lost in an alternate universe with no chance of getting back. Yup, Discord was living the dream in Ponyville. There was just one thing he had forgotten. He had put it in the back of his mind. Derpy. He forgot about the mare who's muffin castle he had destroyed. Discord thought about it.

"I can deal with the pony now to make sure there is no threat.....But that is too logical," He thought out loud. "Eh, it will be fine. I'll just do what all the other people trying to take over Equestria did and forget about it, just to have it backfire and I get defeated." Discord decided that was a great idea and went off to make more chaos.

Derpy's Point of View

The journey back to Ponyville was long and hard. It took longer than it should have because she went in a tiny circle for a week. But she managed to make it back to Ponyville, just to find it in total chaos. But the worst part was, the thing that was nearest and dearest to her heart, was gone.

"Nooooooooo! No! No! No! No! Not the muffin shop!!!! Discord, this has become way more personal than it already was!" Derpy shouted. "Discord I am going to KILL you! ya hear me? I'LL KILL YOU!" Derpy fell to the ground and started sobbing out of grief. Those poor muffins in the muffin shop. They were just sitting there, being delicious, and Discord just came along and was all like, "Oooooooh i'm so gonna make these poor defenseless little muffins disappear!" and that's what he did. Derpy couldn't bear to think about it. IT HURT TOO MUCH! Thats when Derpy noticed someone behind her. She slowly turned around, and there was Discord with a big grin on his face.

"I must say, Derpy, that was a pathetic display you put on just now. I should have thought of a bad pun but sadly I didn't." Discord said.

"Y-your a monster!" Derpy choked out.

"If i'm a monster, what does that make you? A muffin addict who has a serious problem?" Discord asked her.

"N-n-no! That's not true! Jus-" She broke into a sob, and galloped away. The Draconequus laughed uncontrollably at Derpy's display. As Derpy was running, a wide grin formed on her face. Trolled by Derpy.

End Of Part 4