Chaos + Night Sounds Just Right

"No!"

Princess Luna glared at Discord, eyes blazing. "I told you before you were imprisoned that I wouldn't, a few thousand years won't change that!" She snapped, disbelief and fury coursing through her long limbs. The glare she gave the Draconequus was so fierce she was surprised he didn't go up in flames.

"Luna my dear I'll make you see, that you belong with me." He sang, flying around the room with a mischievous smile. His eagle claw and lion paw extended to their full length as he sang opera style, "Chaos + Night sounds just right!" And flew just out of Luna's way as she leaped at him, crashing into one of the walls.

Luna bared her teeth. "Shut up!" She yelled, "I never have dated you and I never will! Just tell me how to get out of the forest!" Desperation was making her irritable, especially with Discord asking for a date. This was just too much.

Discord gave a mocking laugh. "What about that time when you begged me to come over? You seem to be forgetting the kiss? Tsk tsk." He waved his paw in her face and then flew off cackling as she charged after him.

"I fell and you know it! It's not my fault we got stuck together for a school project!" She refused to take this any longer. She leaped and bit down on his lizard tail. He snapped his claws and suddenly she was being carried by a rainbow. "Discord!" She yelled, trying to leap off. She let out a cry as her hooves were covered in sticky rainbow goo and was flipped upside down.

Discord nearly crashed into a tree, he was laughing so hard. "Say you'll go on a date with me and I'll fix it!" He crooned, amusement clear in every line of his body. He flew around the trapped princess, listening to her curse him.

"No!" She shouted. She let out a yell when she felt her hooves slipping. The goo was coming off. Shuddering, she swallowed her pride and looked at him. He was laughing. "Fine! I'll go on a date with you!" Her sentence ended in a screech as she fell. She waved her hooves, fear coursing through her and she hit a cloud with a small 'oof!'

Discord fell onto the cloud, a laughing mess. Luna punched his arm. "Shut up before I kill you." She growled, but when Discord snorted, she started laughing. Tears ran down her face and the two had to hold their stomachs and try to keep from falling off the cloud.

Luna sat up, wiping tears from her eyes. She smiled, then caught herself and turned away, dark blue cheeks rapidly turning pink. She turned away from Discord. "Thanks." She muttered, trying to sound dignified.

Discord wasn't fooled. He smirked and flew circles around her, eyes full of mischief. "You like me? Oh Luna, I'm flattered!" He said dramatically, falling down with his paw on his head. He tapped his chest with one claw and his voice amplified so that everyone could here. "Princess Luna is in love with Discord!" He boomed.

Everypony looked up at the clouds. With a snap of his claws, Discord made the surrounding clouds look like him and Luna in a heart kissing.

Discord flew away cackling as Luna hopped from cloud to cloud, sometimes finding herself up to her knees in cotton candy. "Discord!" She howled, cursing her broken wing and leaping after him. But she couldn't help but wonder; Why did I blush? Then horror froze her in her tracks.

Do I actually like Discord?