A happy, abandoned colt

Chapters

How I live
A deal with the cosmos, and new chapter.
Tasty and fun chaos
A massive headache, ooo a pie
A repeating nightmare or dream
New friends
CA vs Anon
Realization
Confusion
What
To Ponyville.
Loud ass kids
Observation
HA vs CA.
Exploration.
The Cakes and Twilight.
Accepting

How I live

I Anon have gotten a new body, a new place, and a new life. I couldn't been more than grateful. I don't really know how or why I got here. But I do remember waking up in the forest looking at my hands...hooves and having what I think is called a panic attack.

After I had my panic attack I quickly questioned if this was a dream. Like any person that dreams weird things you would obviously look at the nearest thing, which in my case was a tree and run straight to it to see if you could feel pain. Long story short trees are a lot pointier than they seem. After I'd calm down and realized that I was hungry, how?

Well my stomach decided to be a siren and alert me of its hungreness. So the next thing I did was walk around the forest and try to find something to eat. Unfortunately I did realize that the forest is a very dangerous place because on multiple occasions i was chased by wooden wolves, a weird lion that had wings on it's back and had a scorpion tail. But fortunately I did get out the forest and I found a field.

A field with lots and lots of bright red apples. I swear those things could drag you in by just the sheer brightness I was like a moth attracted to bright light. I looked around to see if anyone was there but there wasn't I think? I couldn't see cuz the amounts of sheer trees.

I went to one of the trees and tried to climb it and I realized about my new body that it is not very good at climbing, because I fell right away on my head. I got up and tried to see if there was another way to get the Apple. I did notice that the tree looked a lot softer than the trees from the forest, because that makes sense. I did what a logical person would do I backed up.

And I charged at the tree with my head. Which intern caused one apple to drop on my head. I was starting to see a pattern with my head. But hey I got the apple.

I grabbed the apple and I bit into it. Holy shit the apple was amazing! It was like the apple was heaven itself, the sweetness was so great. The apple was already my favorite fruit but this apple in particular made all doubts in my mind disappear in an instant.

After devouring the apple I looked around and found a farm. I didn't go near the farm I actually bolted the other way around. Why? Well because I saw an orange horse kick a tree and all the apples fell down!

I wasn't trying to mess with those legs. I charge full speed to a tree and I only got one apple down. The orange horse though managed to kick all the apple's down in one kick. After I bolted the opposite way and ran for a few minutes I found a town.

I was going to the town until I realized that it was a small town. People or in this case horses who live in small towns know everyone. So it would be weird if a random horse child would appear out of nowhere, could cause a lot of attention. I decided that I had to sneak around and find out how these horses live.

So there I went going to the town. After a little while I saw some train tracks. And decided to follow them Left. After a couple of minutes I saw one of the greatest things I think I'll ever see in my entire life.

A WHOLE GINGERBREAD HOUSE!!! I had to get over there. So I speed walked over there and quickly arrived. I didn't care if anyone saw me I just had to get there.

I then stood right next to it, looked around. Got a tiny bit closer. This might be dumb of me but I just had to make sure. And then I bit it.

Solid house, not a gingerbread house at all. I let go of the house, and begin to walk away. I was embarrassed my face turned bright red. I was lucky enough to keep my long hair, it made it much more easier to hide my face.

I decided to walk in a random direction. I didn't really care where I was going or who saw me I just needed to get away from that gingerbread house. A little while later I found a School or schoolhouse I couldn't figure it out what it was. Suddenly I heard a bell and said Bell came from the school and I saw horse children running outside playing.

Then I realized something. I'm a horse child technically, and if a random adult horse find me they would probably think I'm skipping school. Yeah I need to get out of here. I then started running, running as fast as I could, where I don't know?

All I knew is that I ran all the way back to the farm. I was still like 20, 30 ft away but still near the farm. So I had two options play it safe and go around the farm back to the edge of the forest. Or say fuck it and go through the field in front of the farm.

As I was walking through the field I grew hungry again. I guess running throughout the town made me hungry. I was going to sacrifice my brain cells for an apple until I heard a voice. "And what do you think your doing?"

I froze in fear, fear had struck me at that point. I turned around slowly only to see a old horse sitting on a rocking chair. I sighed, "umm well I uhh was going to hit my head on the tree?" I mean am not lying.

"No need to lie you ain't fooling me." Shit. Well the truth never hurts, and she doesn't seem to be mad. "I was going to steal one of your apples so i could eat it." I said with genuine shame.

Well that's new. "Why dont you pay for it?" The green horse said with a raised eyebrow. "Well I can't pay for it." I said a bit embarrassed.

"Do you have strong legs?" The green horse said surprisingly. I was taken aback but answered anyways. "Uhh yeah I think so."

I mean my legs carried you from certain death and place to place in the town. "Buck the tree." "Wha- umm what did you say?" She didn't ask you what you think heard right?

"You know like kick the tree so you could work for your own apples." "Oh, oh ok." I sighed in relief. I walked up to a random tree and did nothing.

I didn't know how to kick a tree if am using my limbs to stand up. Then I remembered the orange horse. The orange horse turned around, raised her back legs up, and then kicked. So I turned around, raised my back legs up, and fell on my face.

"Hehe looks like you never did this a day in your life." got up and tried again, same result. This happened for a couple of minutes. This wasn't even about the apple anymore I just wanted to do it right.

I finally was able to balance, so then I kicked the tree, nothing fell...then I fell on my face again. This also happened but a tiny bit longer. I was trying to get a single apple but I couldn't I hit as hard as I can, nothing would fall, I would fall on my face rinse and repeat. I was angry, angry that I couldn't do it, angry that I couldn't even get a single apple down from a tree.

I turned around, raised my back legs, and kicked as hard as I could with my anger helping me. And I fell but then I felt something hit the back of my head and roll off. I got up looked around and saw it a red apple on the ground. "Haha I did it hey miss look what I."

I saw the green horse sleeping. Guess I tooked to long. "Thank you miss." I said before taking the apple with my teeth and going to the edge of the forest.

It's been two weeks ever since that day. I found out about new things the green horse is actually a pony. And so is everyone else I also learned that the town is named Ponyville, which is dumb. Also that green ponys name is Granny Smith.

Two more things Granny Smith has three ponys with her named Appleboom, Applejack, and Big Mac. And lastly when could clouds turn pink and pour out chocolate milk. I mean am not complaining.

Author's Note

This is my first story also I didn't finish the show I stopped at s2 ep6 or something

A deal with the cosmos, and new chapter.

"COSMOS..."

Chills went through my spine. My heart was beating seeing the massive figure towering over me. It was like looking at a mountain. Then something hit me like a sack of bricks.

"Why did you call me son?" I said not trying to anger a space God that probably could erase me within a blink of an eye. Cosmos raised her eyebrow, then her head.

"Because you are, I sense chaos magic in you which means Discord made you, right?" Cosmos said, a little confused about my question.

"No but he gave me his chaos magic I mean a little bit of it but, yeah..." I said a drop of sweat falling down from my head. Cosmos then yelled, but it wasn't out of anger... it was out of excitement.

"Oh Discord you pulled an innocent child out of his family oh you devil you!" Cosmos yelled out in praise. Cosmos then looked down to me, lowering her head back down again. "Oh my child you look awful, what happened to my dear?" Cosmos said looking at me up and down.

Before I could speak, Cosmos shushed me with a zipper to my mouth. That's the second time that happened to me, and on the same day. Cosmos then moved her finger, but this finger wasn't small it was so big that it would make Wyzen jealous.

My eyes looked up the incoming finger as it made contact with my head. BONK. Suddenly my bandages started to come off and my stomach begin to fill, no longer showing my ribs. My hair was no longer long as it was cut short, so the same with my tail. Some toothbrush and toothpaste came out of nowhere and started violating my mouth.

Then multiple brushes appeared, and started to brush my hair and tail. After all that I spawned in a bathtub filled with water and bubbles, lots of bubbles. While I was being washed by a brush I decided to try and eat a bubble. Without my knowledge I dropped the six pointed star, but Cosmos had picked it up.

I looked at her inspecting the star and tried to speak. Also I couldn't eat the bubble as it ran away.

"Hey what are yo- ooooooo." I was cut off by a pink claw which was scratching behind my ear. "Now I know how dogs feel." I said being satisfied by the claw. (Not like that you sick fucks.) Suddenly I was teleported to a towel and was getting dried by it. First it went to my legs, arms, body, and face. Then a giant blow dryer spawned in front of me. "Ohh shit..." Hot air came rushing towards me after a few seconds it stopped, then my hair and tail puffed up.

"Aw." I heard Cosmos say, as two big brushes came for my hair and tail. I felt my hair being pulled and stretched, but I didn't feel pain. After the brushes stopped a mirror walked over to me. Then I saw myself, Cosmos chuckled at me. "Like what you see?" She asked me, I nodded. My coat was brighter, my hair no longer covered my face, my eyes were brown, my tail barely reached the floor, and my hair was ruffled and messy.

"Wow." I said in awe, while I was checking myself out. I was adorable, I smirked at myself. I then turned to Cosmos. "Thanks Cosmos."

"Oh please, call me mother." Cosmos said with a loving stare. Something inside me stopped me from even thinking about that. It was like my human part was reminding me of my real mom, my mom that was still waiting for me to come home. But what choice did I have!? I mean this thing could and would probably kill me if I didn't. So I gave in... my heart sinking in shame and guilt.

"Alright... m- mom." I said forcing a smile out. Cosmos smiled at me and gave me a head pat.

"Now... let's talk about this." Cosmos said showing me the six pointed star. "Do you know what this is?" She asked me, waiting for my response. I shake my head, Cosmos just shrugged. "Well can you bring me a few more of these?" She said pointing to the star.

'Don't say something stupid don't say something stupid don't say something stupid.' "What do I get out of this?" 'You fucking dumbass!' Cosmos eyes widen a little with my response.

"Hm, well how about every time you bring me one of these stars, I'll give you a reward."

"Reward?" I said intrigued by the idea. "What kind of reward?" Cosmos grinned an evil grin.

"Let me show you." She said as she touched my head with her finger. I felt my skin become harder like instead of flesh it felt like rocks. "You now have the durability of a mountain. Does that satisfy you?" Cosmos asked, her head getting closer to me. I looked at myself I still looked normal, but I felt like rocks. "Don't worry you'll get used to it." She said whispering into my ear. "So... well you bring me more of these stars?" Cosmos asked.

"Yeah, sure why not?" I said, I mean hey who's going to pass up these rewards?

"Good boy, now you'll use this star to track the others got it?" Cosmos asked me, which in response I nodded. Cosmos placed the star in my hair. I reach for it but it was gone. "Oh if you need it just say "find the rest" got it?" I nodded again. "Now enjoy the rest of your day!" Before I could ask more questions I was teleported back to the hospital bed.

As I got teleported back to the hospital bed I saw something pretty funny. I saw HA grabbing his head asking himself why did he let me touch that star, while CA was curled into a ball shaking.

"Hey guys, missed me?" They both look at me shocked. "What?" I said as if I didn't just meet a space dragon. HA was the first to speak.

"Where the fuck did you go Anon!" HA yelled, then he hit himself."Curse human words." I laughed a little at that, and I was about to answer before HA cut me off. "Never mind I'll just go through your memory's." HA's eyes went white before turning back to dark blue. "Why can't w- why?!" HA turned to CA, anger in his voice."CA why can't I look through Anon's memory's!?!?" HA screamed demanding answers.

CA stood up and sighed, then his hoof turned purple and he shot it at HA. HA's eyes went white again then after a few seconds turned back to normal. "Oh..."

"Wait what happened?" I asked looking for a response from one of them. HA sighed then looked at me.

"Anon... let me see the star." HA said holding his hoof out.

"Why?" I said feeling throughout my hair to get it.

"Just give it." HA said, with serious in his tone.

"Don't bother HA, you can't do anything to it." HA looked at CA, then back at me, his hoof still out. I slowly give the star to HA. HA grabbed it then he started screaming in pain, pink lighting went over his entire body. HA dropped the star and looked at it. "Told you."

"HA... a-are you okay?!" I said, HA slowly got back up. HA nodded slowly, then he reached for his chest. Suddenly a rainbow sphere came out of his chest. "HA?" I said confused by the actions he's doing.

"Anon... you're gonna have to get... stronger." HA said barely holding his breath, then he looked at CA and nodded. CA grinned and out his chest, the same sphere that was proposed to me a few minutes ago. "Anon, you have a choice to accept this magic." HA said holding the rainbow sphere, CA floating next to him holding his chaos sphere. Both of them held out their respective sphere towards me.

"Do I choose one?" I said a little disappointed that I couldn't pick both. CA cackled at my response.

"HA wishes, no you can pick both, but it's not really a choice for you." CA said, before I could ask what he meant by that HA shushed CA.

"Just choose Anon do you accept or not?" HA said staring into my eyes waiting for my answer.

"Why wouldn't I?!" I said as I reached out to touch both of the spheres. But before I could touch them the spheres disappeared. "Wha- what the? HEY!" I said confused about why the spheres disappeared before me.

"Did you really think you would just get infinitely powerful magic just because we asked you to choose?! Hahahaha!" CA said laughing at my dumbfounded face. I look at HA expecting an answer.

"Your body isn't ready, if you use our magic two different things might happen." HA sternly said to me. "First, if you use too much chaos magic, harmonic magic will turn you into stone. Second thing if you use too much harmonic magic, chaos magic will make you go berserk." I blinked twice clearly not getting anything he said. "...Balance."

"Ohhhhhh." I said now getting what he said. Then I noticed CA's and HA's ears twitching.

"You're friends are coming here Anon, hope they don't freak out abiut your new appearance." HA said while he was looking at the door.

"Wait you noticed?" I said a little smile forming on my face.

"Yeah we both noticed the second you came back here, also put the star back in your hair." CA said looking at the star in disgust. I look down and grabbed the star and placed it in my hair. Then a heard the door creaking.

"Hello Mr. Anon, your friends want to, oh my Celestia!" The nurse yelled out her jaw on the floor. "Ho-how yo-you you where just barely in stable condition! How do you you... you're bandages, where did uhuf." The nurse collapsed on the floor in pure shock. "You two can come in..." The nurse said in a shocked and confused voice.

The second she said that a pink and yellow blur came from the hallway towards me. Before I knew it I was being crushed in a hug. Then I heard two voices talking over one another in a rushed and relief tone. After a few moments I realized that it was Pinkie and Fluttershy squeezing me to death.

"I-I ca-can't breathe!!!" I Felt Fluttershy let go, but Pinkie's hugs said fuck you and squeezed me harder. I swear I heard my head crack as Pinkie hugged me harder

"Um... Pinkie I think you hugged him long enough." Fluttershy said with a hint if concern, which I couldn't see because my face was in Pinkie's chest fluff.

"Hmm okay." Pinkie said letting me go, allowing me the breathe. "Oopsies I think I went to tiny bit overboard." Pinkie said, scratching the back of her head with a sheepish smile.

"A bit?!" I said looking at Pinkie still gaining my composure. I heard a chuckle behind me and looked the see HA smiling. CA was sticking his hoof in his mouth in a gagging motion.

"What are you looking at Anon?" Fluttershy said, looking in the same direction as me. Before I could even proceed what she said, Pinkie said something that would scare me.

"He'slookingattwospirtsthatwecan'tcomprehendandthatcoulddestroytheveryfabricofrealitasweknowit... no biggie." Fluttershy looked at her, I looked at her, CA and HA looked at her.

"What the fuck?" CA and HA said in complete shock.

"Pinkie... what are you talking about?" Fluttershy said looking concern for her friend. Pinkie looked back at Fluttershy with a small smile.

"Oh nothing." Pinkie said, waving her hoof at Fluttershy. I was about to say something before we heard the nurse groaned. "Oh hi there!" Pinkie said looking down at the nurse. Fluttershy and Pinkie got off the bed and helped the nurse up. They started talking about my release.

"So what was the deal?" CA said, flying towards me. I look at HA who's confused, but I knew what he was talking about.

'Cosmos?' I said in my mind. CA nodded, he sat in front of me, a very small desk showing up. 'Can't they see that?' I asked CA who was wearing a pair of glasses and a red tie, stacking some papers.

"No, now what did Cosmos say to you?" CA said with a serious expression. HA at this point was floating above us.

'Well she told me about finding more stars and something about Discord, oh and wanting me to call her mom.' I said in my mind, with a bit of disgust for myself. HA raised his eyebrow in question. CA waved me off.

"I don't care about that, just the stars, what did she say about the stars?" CA said, leaning over the desk. Before I could think, I was nudged on the left shoulder by someone. I looked to the left and saw Fluttershy.

"Anon, the nurse would like to talk to you." Fluttershy said in a soft tone. I looked at the nurse who was a little shaky, but otherwise relatively fine. The nurse saw me and coughed in his hoof, and walked to me.

"Um, Mr. Anon, where are your parents so they can sign these papers?" The nurse said showing me a clipboard with some papers. My heart sank in fear, and pain tugging at it. I hesitated for a second then spoke.

"They're not here they're on vacation." I said trying to evoid eye contact. The nurse raised her eyebrow.

"So you're living by yourself? Do you have any other family members here?" The nurse said with some suspicious in her voice. I nodded, fidgeting with my front hooves. "Good so who and where are they so we can get you out of here?" I looked around the room trying to give am answer, then I found my target.

"She's right here and she's my aunt..." Everyone looked confused, except Pinkie who was jumping up and down.

"Mr. Anon there are only four of us here in this entire room." The nurse said looking at Fluttershy, Pinkie, me, and herself. "So then who's your aunt?" The nurse asked her hoof tapping the clipboard.

"Pinkie!" I said pointing at her.

"Yup!" Pinkie said with a smile on her face, still jumping up and down.

"WHAT!?!?"

Fluttershy and the nurse yelled in shock. Hell I was a little surprised she went with it. As the nurse hesitated to gave Pinkie the clipboard HA look at me.

"So you're really gonna lie to them?" HA said with his front legs crossed.

"Well what do you want him to say? Hey I'm a different species stuck inside a ten year old colt, with two spirts inside of me? CA said making the desk dissappear as well as his tie and glasses.

'Colt? Ten years old? So that's how old this body is.' I asked and said in my mind.

"Colt is a boy, filly is a girl, mare is a women, and stallion is a man." CA said still looking at HA.

'Ohhhhh.' Suddenly I was picked up by Pinkie as I let out a surprise yelp. Pinkie put me on her back and begin to walk to the door, Fluttershy following close by. I looked back to see the nurse rubbing her head. As we made it out into the hallway, I couldn't see the other four.

"Hey where did the other four go?" I asked, looking above of Pinkie's head.

"Well Applejack and Rarity took their sister's back home, while Rainbow Dash took Scootaloo to her aunts, and Twilight left because she wanted to get back to Spike."

'Spike... why does the name seem familiar?' I asked myself in my mind, which was not private.

"Spike was the dragon you met at the tree." HA said flying through Pinkie's head and went near the doors of the hospital.

'Ohhhh.' I said in my mind.

"You forgot already?" CA asked, flying in front of me, some of his body phasing in and out of Pinkie's forehead.

'Hey, this is a very stressful and confusing day, so shush.' I thought in my head, looking at CA. CA just shrugged and flew behind me.

As Pinkie and Fluttershy went out of the hospital the sun and wind fell on me. The wind going through my hair and tail, as the sun gazed upon me with it's warm. This feeling was nice, comforting in a way. I got a better hold of Pinkie's head and raised my head up. This is a new era in my life, even if it was unexpected.

Author's Note

Wow 2.7k words.... wow. Also sorry for the long wait for the chapter, my motivation was on another low. Also fun fact if Rarity and Anon fought, then Anon would win, high diff.

Tasty and fun chaos

I was in awe at the sight I was seeing. Outside the small cave I found near the edge of the forest. I was seeing what would make a child jealous. I was seeing what am thinking is cotton candy clouds and what seems to be chocolate milk.

I went outside and looked around making sure there was no wood wolf's or lions with scorpion tail. Just to be safe. I ran under one of the clouds, looked up and opened my mouth. Just as I hoped, it was chocolate milk.

After a few seconds I collected enough chocolate milk to fill my mouth. I swallowed, and the taste...was so good I thought it would rival or even surpass the apple at the farm. I then realized my tail started to wag back and forth. Well looks like that answered my question.

I walk out of the cloud and shaked like a dog to get the chocolate milk off me. Then I walked to Ponyville to see what is going on over there. After a few minutes of walking I saw weird thing first there were bunch of bunnies with long legs. After that I saw bulls wearing tutus and dancing around.

And then the sun and moon decided to switch places with each other scaring the shit out of me. They shortly switch back. And lastly there was a long road of soap. Now I know I did dumb things but I needed to try this.

I ran and jumped, landing on the soapy road and speeding through. As I was racing down the road I saw floating houses and parts of the ground were different color, hell even some floating pies. I'm going to have to catch one of those pies later.

Suddenly out of nowhere I saw a weird snake like creature passing through laughing about how harmony is dead or something. Must be the crazy one in the town. And the crazy creature to. Then I saw a tree, it was a big tree to...Holy shit I'm heading straight to it!!!

'Get off the road dumbass!' I thought to myself. I tried to grab the ground that wasn't soap. But I couldn't I was going too fast.

The tree was coming faster. Could I survive the impact? Probably not, I was eating only apples for two weeks. I could barely drink the water without getting chased by those monsters.

At this point I could see my ribs. My body was probably very fragile and weak. The only part of my body that wasn't skinny was my back legs. I mean it's a tree, just a bigger one.

And if I die here I can't see Granny Smith anymore. Granny Smith was probably the only friend I ever had in this world. What would she think if one of her friends die. No that's not gonna happen!

First I tried to balance on my hooves but I couldn't, the road was to slippery, then I fell on my stomach. Big ass tree 35 feet away. I then tried to spread my legs. Big ass tree 30 feet away.

I brought all my legs inward, and it was a success. Big ass tree 25 feet away. "OK this part is going to be hard." I said to myself.

I turned my body so it would face away from the tree. I turned my head to see how far the tree was. Big ass tree 15 feet away. I could barely lift my legs without almost falling. But I still lifted them either way.

Big ass tree 10 feet away. 'I only have one chance, better make it count.' I thought as I closed my eyes. Big ass tree 5 feet away. "Look out! Here comes Tom!" THUD!!!

I heard a voice but I didn't care. All I cared for was being alive. As if it was on instinct my legs kicked as hard as they could, filled with the fear of death, and adrenaline. My legs connected to the tree.

But it didn't feel like a tree. I open my eyes to see a boulder, or what were the remains of a boulder. I also realize that I stopped. And I fell on my side, my back legs were hurting like hell. I guess the adrenaline ran out.

I was whining in pain I was about to cry until I heard a soft voice. A soft voice that would make me pissed. "Awww, look at the baby who's about to cry." The voice was a mocking voice, like if the voice didn't just see you break an entire boulder.

I opened my eyes to see a flying grey pony smirking. Left to her was a normal pony with a cowboy hat that was also grey. And the one on the right was also a normal looking pony which was grey and with the poofiest hair I had ever seen. And finally I look up to the right to see the most normal pony I seen all day.

She was purple, had a horn, her hair was dark pink and dark blue striped hair. And she looked shocked. I looked back at the grey flying pony. "Hey, how about you kick a boulder to pieces and see how you like it, whore!"

I said almost screaming in pain, the pain almost got to me there. The grey flying pony was taken aback. She then quickly came back with a response that would make me confused. "Aww look at him making up new words, Applejack do you know what whore means?"

I was confused were they stupid or do they even know what a curse word is. "Of course I do, I know every word in all of Equestria." The one named Applejack said. Wait why does the name seem familiar?

Suddenly I was hit on the back of my head and my body went flying. I was three or four feet away from were I was originally at. "Rarity how could you do that to a colt!" I looked at my attacker who was supposedly Rarity.

"Twilight how could I not after what it did to Tom, poor Tom." Then Rarity started crying saying how I ruined 'Toms' beauty. I then realized that that Tom was the boulder I smashed. What the Hell is wrong with this town!

We got a flying pony who's laughing at a childs pain. Then we got Rarity who cares more for a boulder than an actual ponys life. What's next, they are somehow the heros in this world. 'If that's true then in the future I'll have powers that can destroy the universe.'

Then I heard a males voice."Well well well I see you found the elements of harmony. How terrifying." I looked up to see the same snake like creature I saw on the soapy road. But I couldn't care less.

I was on the ground of a few minutes as they talked, but I didn't want to hear what they were saying. I was in too much pain to even care. Suddenly I hear some weird wind noise then I looked up to see the ponies flying then I saw a bright light illumate around them. 'So they are the world's heros thats bullshit.'

I thought in my head before I blacked out.

Author's Note

Whew this making a book thing is kinda fun. Anyways new chapter today or tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. And if that doesn't happen we'll you can't sue me

A massive headache, ooo a pie

I slowly open my eyes and realize I'm on a bed. I tried to get out the bed but I couldn't because my head was assaulted by a headache. I rubbed my head with my hoof. "Ah my heeead, ohhh why does it hurt so much?"

I said out loud. "Oh your awake!" A voice said. I looked over the bed to see a... you know what I'm in to much pain for this bullshit.

A purple and green body appears on the side of the bed I currently reside in. Said body has a purple head and main body and tail also having a green underbelly and spikes that went to his head all the way to his tail. It also had green eyes, and lastly...weird green fin like thingies. "Who and what are you?" I said while still rubbing my head trying to make the pain go away.

The creature puff its chest and said "My name is Spike the dragon!" Dragon? I looked at at this so called Spike and...well I could kinda see him as a dragon. He then passed me a glass of water.

Wonder how he got that? Anyways I gulped all the water in seconds. Barely drinking water for two weeks made me more thirsty than I thought. "Wow you where really thirsty. Want me to get you more water?"

"Yes please." I said to Spike, it seems like the water was helping me fight the headache. Spike went downstairs to get me more water. But how did I get here?

Think Anon think what happened? Ohhh I remember that Rarity bitch hit me on the back of my head. No wonder why I have a massive headache. My stomach made stomach noise.

I was Hangry. Hungry and angry combined. My headache got a lot better so I again tried to get off the bed. My back legs made contact to the floor.

It was like a bolt of lightning that hit my nervous system. I fell on the floor screaming in pain. Spike quickly came back upstairs. "What happened, are you ok!"

"No, no I am not ok Spike!" I said holding my back legs with my hooves. "My legs hurt so much!" Spike helped me get back on the bed.

After spike helped me get back on the bed he gave me another glass of water. I drank the water. "Hey Spike can you catch me a pie?" "What?" Spike asked confused.

"You know the pies that are outside, floating." "Uhh, I don't think that's the thing you should be concerned about." "Spike my boi, look at my ribs...you can see them." Spike eyes grew wide, to the size of plates.

Why was he surprised, did he not see my ribs? And how did I get here in the first place?!?! Did he bring me here, but I didn't see him near the situation. And how did he not notice my ribs when he was dragging me.

So many questions so many that were left unanswered. This amount of thinking caused my headache to come back full swing. I looked back up to see Spike running down the stairs talking about he was going to make food for me. But I didn't really care.

I looked out the window to see a pie floating by. I got off the bed ignoring the pain. I walked to the window then open said window to catch the pies floating by. "Gotcha."

I said as I caught the pie. I brought the pie inside the house, or tree? I couldn't tell because of the inside. I tossed the pie on the bed and walked to the bed.

I got back on the bed and looked at the pie. My mouth was watering at this point. I was imagining what it would taste like. If the chocolate milk surpassed the apples then what could this be like?

I grabbed the pie out of the pan and shove it in my mouth. I swallowed...Holy Shit...It was mediocre. I was kinda disappointed I mean the chocolate milk was very good. Ohh the cotton candy clouds didn't get those yet.

I mean the pie though it was like the disappointment of the family that was produced by this chaos. Kinda sad really. Suddenly, without your knowledge you started to float. I mean come on really how did someone mess this up that badly? Like the new Kung fu panda movie!

I mean even though I didn't watch it but I heard it was ass. 'And al- wait why am I floating?' I thought as I started to float to the ceiling. Somehow I went through the ceiling and went out the tree.

I breathe in. "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Holy shit holy shit holy shit! How did this happen why is this happening?!

My heart is racing. I looked around to see what I could get ahold of so I could try to stay as close to the ground as possible. I tried to get ahold of some branches but they broke. "Shit!"

I dropped the stick and tried to swim down. Results, unaffected. Thankfully I stopped... somehow? I looked around and saw that I was around like an invisible barrier stopping me from getting higher.

I was still as... well I guess a stick? I then slowly got back to standing. Wait my legs don't hurt anymore... had to been the pie. 'Also dang I'm standing on basically nothing...upside-down!' Well from what happened today am barely even surprised.

That's when I spotted my 3rd to last goal of the day. I saw a the cotton candy cloud that I was so looking forward to devour. I walked to the cloud while still being upside down.

I went out to grab it, but it was out of reach. "Dammit, so close too." I then walked underneath the cloud and jumped a tiny bit. I reached out on of my hooves to get ahold on it and. Success, mission accomplished.

It then turned night because why the hell not?I brought the cloud down...up to me so it be easier for me to eat it. I tried to bring my hoof back to my mouth but it was stuck.

And for some reason the cloud could or didn't want to move anymore...because fuck me. So I then brought my mouth to the cloud and *CHOMP!* I took a massive bite out of the cloud. The taste...was...amazing I couldn't even describe the it!

Then the sun went back to its original place. Even the sun thought that the cloud was good. I wanted to take another bite but I decided to save it for later.

I decided to take it take to my cave, as I was walking away I forgot that the cloud didn't want to move anymore like it had a mind of its own or something. I pulled my hoof harder, didn't move. I then walked away from the cloud as far as possible to get away from said cloud. But the cloud kept bringing me back.

This happened for five to maybe ten minutes. At this point I walked at least 40 feet away. "Come on... just a bit...further." I said while gripping the invisible barrier. I then heard a popping noise.

I looked behind me and saw that the cloud disappeared. "Fuuuuuuuuu-." I then was sent flying at top speeds. I didn't even scream I was to tired. After like two or three minutes of flying I saw something that I may never forget until I die.

There was a hot air balloon, said air balloon had a orange pony with a cowboy hat and a lasso in her mouth...which was tied around a speeding pony who was flying away. The pony who was trying to fly away had another rope tied around her which had purple... wait a damm minute that's fucking Rarity!!!

Finally there was a purple pony with a horn that had a very familiar face...hold the fuck on these are the same ponies who where at the tree but they all had colors now? And the one being chased was grey but she wasn't there.

Okay what the actual FUCK is going on. Wait and why am I speeding over to the... oh shit ama hit the hot air balloon. As if it was on que my head collided with the air balloon "woah!" "Ahhhh!" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" "Hold on girls!"

I heard so many voices but it didn't matter we were all going down. All I saw is that the grey pony got free from her ropes and flew off. That's the last thing I saw before I was surrounded by darkness.

Author's Note

Hey this was made on the 22 so yeah...I kinda had stuff to do so the next chapter might come out on the 24 or 25 sry

A repeating nightmare or dream

Darkness surrounded me. I could still feel the grass underneath my body. The darkness was above me. But it felt nice, like a soft blanket.

That's when I realized...I was under the balloon part of said air balloon. I crawled out of the balloon. Then my eyes were assaulted by the sun as I made it out of the ballon. I got up and looked behind me to see the ponies I saw earlier.

They were all on the ground. They most likely got knocked out by the impact of the fall. I went to them to get a closer look at them. Now that I saw them I realized I missed some things about them.

Number one Twilight...if I remembered correctly. Twilight was the one with a horn, purple coat, had dark pink and blue striped hair and tail, and finally she had a weird butt tattoo.

I looked who was next to her and found a orange pony. Said orange pony was, if I remember, was Applejack...wait orange pony with a cowboy hat. And has a name Applejack. She seems so familiar... OH SHIT THATS GRANNY SMITHS GRANDDAUGHTER!!!

'Well I really hope Granny Smith doesn't find out about this.' She also had a butt tattoo, and had a golden like pony tail for her hair and tail. The third one had a pink coat, pink hair, and pink tail.

The pony who was next to her had wings, had a yellow coat and light pink hair and tail. She had a butt tattoo of pink butterflys. She also looks very familiar too.

Wait a damm minute she's the same pony who laughed at my pain. How could she be so different now? I mean she's yellow instead of grey. Now that I see all of them...they all have color.

'OK if your grey your an asshole...got it' I thought to myself. I looked at a white pony...Rarity. Rarity was a pony with a horn with a purple curly hair and tail. She had diamonds as her butt tattoo.

Last and not least. There was a normal pink pony. Her hair and tail was a darker pink than her coat, speaking of her hair and tail, it was so puffy. The butt tattoo was three balloons

She looked so...adorable. I reached my hoof to her hair and it was so fucking puffy. I reached around her hair and it felt like cotton candy. I laid down next to her.

Then I placed my face on her chest fluff...she was so warm. I almost fell asleep right there and then. I quickly moved my head away. I tried to shake the sleep away, the move was unaffected.

I yawned I got on my stomach and leaned my body to the pink pony, then I closed my eyes to prepare for the first good comfortable sleep I had in over two weeks.

There was fire, screaming ponies, and maybe even some blood here and there. Chaos everywhere the fire was bright with the night sky. The fire was on houses and reach to 20 to 30 feet in the sky. The screaming ponies where getting shot with magic by something or someone. The ponies flesh and bones would be exposed after getting hit.

It didn't matter who got shot, if it was adults or kids it didn't matter for the thing that was shooting. I then heard the familiar child like laughter. I looked up at the thing I see every time I sleep.

The thing was sitting on a floating black like coal chair. The backing of said chair was taller then the pony sitting in the chair. The very top was like branches going all over the place.

I couldn't see the pony, but I could see three things from the pony. The first was its eyes, it was a dark purple that could shatter any soul it came across. The second was its teeth its teeth was very sharp, and was metal like.

Lastly it had a very large wingspan of at least 30 feet. The color of said wings where yellow, purple, blue, and black it was like liquid. It was also eating something...probably a leg of a pony that's the same size of it.

Suddenly it flew up with its massive wings and started chasing some ponies. It caught a pony and started to rip its stomach out and eating it. The screaming of the pony was sad, no one would help the pony.

It then looked at me. I sighed I knew what was about to happen. It started to fly to me at high speeds and before I could see its face I was teleported to somewhere else. The green grass and bright blue sky was beautiful.

Mountains where everywhere some were big and small. Then a dragon crashed into a mountain. The dragon had black spikes, a yellow underbelly, and pink main body with a long tail. The dragon roared, I covered my ears trying not to go deaf.

Then I saw a pony with six rainbow circles orbiting said pony. The pony then rushed over to the dragon striking the dragons face in response the dragon tried to bite the pony. The pony got away from the dragons mouth.

The pony then kicked the dragons belly sending the dragon deeper into the mountain. The dragon again tried to bite the pony...well if the dragon could make contact. The ponys rainbow protected said pony from getting eaten.

Suddenly the pony made a rainbow explosion causing the dragon to be sent flying and making me cover my eyes. I opened my eyes to see a pink and white figure. "Oh um Twilight, darling he's awake!"

Said the white figure. "HellowhatsyournamemynameisPinkiePieandthisismyfriendRarityohIneedtogiveyouawelcometoponyvilepartyandyoushouldeatalottherebecauseyourribsareshowingareyouokaretourparentsfeedingyouheyletsgiveyousomefoodaftermeandmyfriendswinagainstabigmeanie!" My ears was assaulted by her words.

I couldn't hear a single word from her all I heard was party, feeding, and Pinkie. "Pinkie? You said that's your name?" "Yuuupppp!" Pinkie said as she nodded her head at a very scary speed.

Well she gave me her name might as well do the same. "My name is Anon nice to meet you Pinkie...and your Rarity right?" I said getting up. Rarity was taken aback wondering how I know her name.

"Darling how do you know my name I don't believe we ever meet before?" "Oh well your the same pony who kicked the back of my head!" Before I could go off on her there was a pink spark that came out of nowhere.

Twilight came out of said spark and looked around. She found me and went down to her stomach, probably to look non-threatening. "Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle." She started with. There and then you and Twilight started to have a conversation, and I found out about the situation.

The last thing she talked about is about my parents and what I was eating. Let's just say I weasel my ass out of that conversation. I still need to get my get back on Rarity.

Author's Note

Sorry I took so long to post I had a lot of writer's block and finals are coming up so yeah

New friends

As Applejack and Twilight set up the hot air balloon I looked at my new friend I just made. Fluttershy. After Twilight talked to me I decided to talk to Fluttershy to see if I need to get revenge or not.

After a few minutes I realized that she is a very nice and gentle pony. Apparently she cares for animals since that's her special talent and what her cutie mark represents. Which made me confused, because what is a cutie mark? "Hey uhh Fluttershy. What is a cutie mark?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh um, well a cutie mark is someponys special talent, example, Twlights cutie mark is magic and because of that she's really good with magic." "And how do you know when a pony gets their special talent?" I asked with wonder in my voice. Questions where on Fluttershys face I could see it, these ponies are very expressive.

"Uhh well you could tell if they have a cutie mark, see." She then turned around to show me her ass, and she used one of her front hooves to show me her butt tattoo. "This is a cutie mark." Fluttershy said with no hint of shame.

I blushed, covering my face with my front hooves, and intern sitting down on my back hooves. "Oh." I said hiding my face. "What's wrong?" Fluttershy said turning to face me. She put a hoof on my head with a face of worried. "Do you have a cold?"

"No no no no I don't have a cold...I...it's just very hot!" I said with pure embarrassment. Fluttershy moved my hooves away from my face, but before she could see my face, it turned to night. Saved by the moon.

Fluttershy squinted her eyes having trouble to see my face. "Fluttershy it's ok, I'm fine." I said trying to back away from Fluttershy. "Oh um, are you sure your ok?" "Yeah I'm fine." I said to her while my body calms down.

"Um am not trying to be rude, but, how do you not know about cutie marks?" Fluttershy said while tilting her head. 'SHIT, how do I get out of this conversation!' "Well I guess I never learned about them."

I flat out lie. "Do your parents teach you things?" Fluttershy said with concern. Damm, that hurts a bit. 'I mean I don't have any parents in this world, but I miss my old parents.' I shake the thought away trying not to remember.

"Yeah they do, I guess they just didn't teach me about it yet." Fluttershy wasn't satisfied, I could see that she still had questions but decided not to ask them. "Hey everypony we fixed the hot air balloon, get in!" I heard Twilight say.

Me and Fluttershy walked to the hot air balloon, as we got their the others were waiting for us. Fluttershy flew up and got in the basket, while I got help from Pinkie and Applejack.

When I got in the basket the hot air balloon began to ascend in the air. Fluttershy then flew out of the basket and bit the rope Twilight was holding. Then she started to fly in, I think random direction.

After a while it turned back to day. It was a lot easier to see, barely. Reason why I could barely see anything? Well I was sitting at the back of the basket talking with Pinkie.

She was really the only one I felt comfortable with. I didn't even talk to Applejack, I usually sneak away whenever I see her at the farm. Twilight only asked me questions and didn't make a genuine conversation. Rarity, well, I think we all know why am not going to even try with Rarity.

I look up at Pinkie who's sitting next to me. Pinkie looks down at me and smiles which causes me to smile, somehow her smile seems very genuine. 'I wonder if this would have the same effect on them?' I thought to myself.

I reached my hoof in front of Pinkie and, boop. Pinkie started giggling and intern boop me on the nose too. 'Better effect, cute.' My tail started wagging.

"Hehe, looks like you made yourself a new friend Pinkie." Applejack looks at us with a chuckle. She then began to walk over to us, which took her not even a second because the basket was barely bigger than two ponys.

How can we all fit in here? Applejack sat down in front of me and reached out her hoof. 'Wonder what's sh- she's giving me a handshake, I'm a dumbass.' I reached my hoof out, annnnddd, contact.

We did the usual hello, my name is, and how are you. After that it was pretty awkward, but she did save the conversation, kinda. "Well Anon you should come down to the apple farm back at Ponyville." "Alright I'll come over there and see what you do over there."

Geez that felt very forced and awkward. Applejack went back to Twilight and Rarity and began to talk with them. Then I realized something what Fluttershy said. 'Cutie marks determined someone's special talent, right?' 'So that means that, Applejacks talent is farming apples, which makes a lot of sense.'

'Pinkies cutie mark has balloons, so she must be good at making balloons, that's kinda sad.' 'Rarity has diamonds as her cutie mark, so her talent is being very rich, great.' 'Twilight talent is being good at magic, if I remember correctly that's what Fluttershy said, but her cutie mark doesn't look all magical?'

Suddenly my stomach growled, which had to be loud as hell. I looked down in embarrassment my face becoming red as an apple. I slowly look up at Pinkie expecting a smile that would comfort me.

I didn't see that, I saw a Pinkie that had a face with sadness and fake happiness, even her hair was a little less puffy. "Hey, Nonny after this we are going to throw a big party, and there will be lots of food for everypony!"

Pinkie said as she regain her puffiness and happiness. "Yeah, that would be nice." I said with a smile. "We have to catch her, hurry Fluttershy!" Twilight yelled. Suddenly there was a small jolt and the hot air balloon began to move faster.

I got up and what I could barely see was Fluttershy chasing or at least trying to chase another grey pony with wings. Applejack threw a rope she was holding in her mouth towards said grey pony.

'You know what I'm to hungry for this bullshit I'm going to sleep with Pinkie.' I go back to Pinkie and lay on her chest fluff. Pinkie lays back so I can get more comfortable. I began to doze off hoping I won't see the same dream or nightmare I have been seeing for over two weeks.

Before I go to sleep Pinkie giggles and says sweet dreams. I close my eyes and enter the dream world.

Author's Note

I forgot to mention that I do know all the major things that happen in mlp so yeah and some bits here and there.

CA vs Anon

Fire, all I could see was fire. Fire was on already destroyed buildings and homes. There were no ponies, that's new, a scary new. 'Three, two, oneeee.' No child like laughter, ohhhh shiiitt what happened?

Thud thud.

It was silent, I heard nothing, except for the crackling fire. I looked around me left, up, down, and right. There was blood, but, no bodies.

Thud thud.

'What the hell happened here? Why is this different from previous times?' I walked around the town, or what was left of it. After a few seconds of trying to get out of Ponyville, I saw nothing. Like actual nothingness, no color, no figures, nothing.

Thud thud.

At this point I could clearly hear my heart. I walked backwards looking at the void fearing if anything could come out of it. But also fearing what could be behind me, I didn't know where to look.

'God I wish I had eyes at the back of my head.' As if it was on que I grew eyes at the back of my head. I stood there, shocked at what just happened.

Thud thud thud!

Thud thud.

"Huhehehaha!" I was laughing, my fear was quickly subsiding. I don't know why I was laughing, why wasn't I screaming, why wasn't I confused? "This is a fucking dream, how could I forget so quickly!"

The two new eyes quickly turned back into what there previous where, my head. I remember being scared the first time I came here. I did realize that it was a dream but I never had time to do whatever I just did.

I turned around to see it. The pony who has been haunting my dreams ever since I came here. But instead of fear, I was cocky. It was the same, purple eyes, metel like teeth, and a gigantic wingspan the color of the wings where still the same.

I lifted the right front hoof, preparing to bitch slap it all to the other side of God knows where. As my hoof made contact with its face, the thing was still looking at me, unfazed. Then it smiled, showing off its teeth.

Thud thud.

Suddenly the pony moved towards me at bit my left shoulder. I screamed in pain, blood was spewing out. I turned my right hoof into a drill and drilled into the eye of the pony.

It screamed in pain, but took my entire shoulder. Big speakers came out of my back and played a high pitch sound knocking the pony back crashing into some buildings.

I regenerate my shoulder and stop the bleeding from my ears. 'How the fuck do I feel pain in a dream?!' Then a black and purple claw came out of the rubble and grabbed my throat, crushing it.

Blood came out of my mouth like a waterfall. The claw began to run my face throughout the ground. I teleported out of its grip and healed my neck back to normal. I gasp for air, breathing all the air around me.

The pony appeared in front of me, ready to strike me, but I made two doors and chopped the pony into three pieces. But the chopped pieces sprouted out wood that pierced my heart, lungs, and whatever else was in my body.

I lit myself on fire causing the wood to catch fire and leading to the pony, both of us were on fire. I made my hoof an axe and cut the wood off. Then I made my body into ice and turned the pony into ice with my ice breath.

I regenerate my entire body, turning back to normal. I lifted up two houses and threw it at the pony (which I should really name because I'm getting tired of calling it the pony) crushing it.

An explosion happened throwing off the houses. The pony flew at me ready to bite my neck off. 'Got you, bitch!' "I activate my trap card! Mirror Force!" I yell out. After I said those words the pony was destroyed.

Or at least that's what I thought, because not even one second later said pony hit my head making me go deeper into the ground. The pony turned its arms into big rock like cylinders. As it began to winde up an attack it left itself wide open.

I fired off a blue beam from my mouth, hitting the stomach and going through the pony. I grabbed a sword out of nowhere and cut the pony in half. Before it could attack me I teleported away.

I tried to rest for the seconds I had, I breathe in and out. 'Why have I not woke up yet? Can I even wake up anymore? How long has it been since I started fighting that thing?'

'All I know is that Mirror Force was the only thing that did major damage. Maybe that thing can only follow the rules of this world? I mean am not from here and whatever that thing is its clearly sentient and not apart of my dream.'

'Maybe if I get something that's not apart of this universe, that does major damage in one hit, and something that can be easy for me to hit him with.'

That's when I figured what I need to use, first ama gonna have to keep it at one place. I grow wings and fly up, only to be knocked down by the pony. I crashed into some buildings. The pony rushed towards me but I pulled out the "UNO REVERSE CARD!!!"

We switched places and as we did I put chains around the pony restricting it's movements, I also made so that if it trys to teleport away it will be placed back where it was originally at. I put a barrier around it so it wouldn't attack me while I was launching the attack.

"Here goes nothing." I fly up higher into the sky. I look back at the pony who is trying to escape, but it's efforts were useless. I start to initiate the attack.

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The pony still trys to break the chains but it wasn't strong enough.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The pony finally breaks one of the chains and trys to break the barrier while it's claws try to break the rest of the chains.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The pony cracks the barrier while it's claw breaks the rest of the chains.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The pony breaks out of the barrier and roars loudly.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The pony was hit, I could tell by its scream of pain that echo throughout Ponyville. After that a gigantic explosion happened blinding me.

I woke up at the basket, we where on the ground and no one is here. "I don't need you guys!" I heard a pony I never heard before say. I look out of the basket to see the gang holding a grey pony down with rope. I saw Twlight use her horn on the pony which caused her to coat to turn cyan and her hair and tail rainbow.

She also looked drunked after that, never mind she seems normal. Well I might have missed that action, but I had my own action. A few drops of blood come out of my left ear and fell on the ground of the basket.

I looked at the ground surprised and shocked. 'That can't be the same blood from my dream right? Well if it is then I hope I don't see that damm pony again.'

'That damm pony will be CA'

Thud thud.

Author's Note

Wow two chapters in one day am on a roll, literally. I just now realized that I did not post two chapters on the same day.

Realization

I smudged the few drops of blood against the ground, mixing the blood and in a few seconds the blood was pretty much gone. I looked back up to see the others in a group hug. Then saw buffalo's in tutus. 'Okay yeah that's just weird now.'

I look back at the others to see them coming to the hot air balloon. Twilight teleported in the basket and grabbed the rope. Fluttershy and the cyan pony flew to the rope and bit it. After a few seconds the others got in the basket.

Twlight was at the front holding the rope. Applejack was sitting on the right of her. Rarity was on the left of Twilight. Fluttershy and the cyan pony were outside the basket bitting the rope and preparing to fly.

While me and Pinkie where at the back of the basket enjoying the celebration, for her it was getting her friend back to normal, for me it was surviving a near death experience in my dream. The air balloon began to ascend in the air.

Fluttershy and the cyan pony began to fly to what I think is Ponyville. I nuzzled my cheek against Pinkies chest fluff. After a little Pinkie started up a conversation with me.

"So Nonny what do you want for you secret welcome to Ponyville party?" She whispered into my ear. "How is it a secret if your telling me?" I say while my face was buried in her coat.

"That's why it's a secret, silly." 'Don't question the pink one Anon.' I sigh, "well I guess I would want some chocolate cake, with chocolate covered strawberries." I said as my face emerged from Pinkies chest.

I saw Pinkie writing on a notebook with a very scary, serious face. 'She soooo fucking adorable!' Pinkie nods and looks at me with a, continue please.

"I guess the party could also use games. What games does Ponyville have anyways?" "Oh, well we have pin the pony, tic-tac-toe, all sorts of fun games!" Pinkie said while trying not to be too loud.

"Yeah, I think I would like that. But, Pinkie, can we do the party later, like in a few weeks?" I asked in a quiet voice. "Awww, but why?" Pinkie said with a pouty face. "Well, maybe I should be, ya know, more presentable."

I say while pointing out my exposed ribs. Pinkie looks at me with a sad but accepting face, as she places the notebook in her hair. 'That's probably gonna fall later.'

"Hang on everypony, we're almost there." Twilight said, I got off Pinkie to see how close we were. 'Looks like two sec- OH SHIT!' Thud. The basket makes contact with the ground, which caused everyone to jolt forward.

But not me, instead I fly out of the basket hitting my head on the ground. "Oww." I say while falling on my back. But my fall ended short by a wing. I look at my rescuer to see it was the cyan pony. 'SKITTLES!'

"You okay kid?" Said Skittles with a cocky grin. "Uhh, yeah thanks, uhhh?" "Names Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equ- HEY!" Fluttershy grabbed me out of Rainbows grasp. "Oh my goodness Anon are you okay!?"

Fluttershy says as she examines my head and feels around, making sure I have no injuries. "Fluttershy, I'm used to this, I'm okay." I said trying to reassure her. "YOUR WHAT!!! What do you mean you're used to this, are you saying this happened to you already!?!?"

'Well I failed of comforting her.' "Nononononono, what I mean is that my head is hard, basically like a shield." "Come on Fluttershy, he toke it like a stallion." Rainbow dash says as she pats my head.

'What the hell is a stallion?' I thought as Fluttershy let me down to the ground. The others came to see what happened. They probably didn't see because they fell to the ground, because the force of the jolt.

Rarity was the first who came to us. "Fluttershy, darling what happened, why were you yelling?" As Fluttershy and Rainbow explain to the others what happened I decided to look at the area we are in.

The hot air balloon sat in a opening of the forest. The opening of said forest wasn't very big, at least 40 feet from one point to the other. There was also a big fucking boulder near the hot air balloon. The boulder was half the size of the hot air balloon, which was 13 feet tall.

I looked up to see some floating houses in the distant. Remembering why we're here I alert the others. "Hey, uhh girls, look." I say while pointing out the houses. Twilight was the first to act.

"Come on girls, let's stop Discord once and for all!" "Yeah let's goo!" I say before getting stop by something. "Not you Anon." Twilight said while using her horn to make a barrier around me.

"What the?" "Um, sugar cube, why are ya putting Anon in a barrier?" "I'll explain it later, come on girls." Twilight says as she's walking away. Applejack and Rainbow Dash look confused.

Pinkie and Fluttershy look like they want to ask questions. Rarity, just walks off with Twilight. Soon one by one the others also began to go with Twilight. I sit here with a confused face, wondering why she put me here.

Twilight POV

As we walked through the forest Applejack asks me a question. "Twilight, so can you explain to us why you put a barrier around Anon?" I stop and look back at my friends, each of them expecting an answer.

"Well, I don't think Anon is a pony." The girls gasp in shock. "What do you mean Twilight?" Fluttershy said with concern. I sigh, "well let's look at the facts." "First, he came out of nowhere, after the hot air balloon was struck and fell onto the ground."

"Second, he's clearly lying about having parents, I mean his ribs show. It's clear that Discord made him with his magic to distract us. Third, his name isn't like a normal ponies. Fourthly, he used a word I never heard of in my life, whore, I believe he used. Last and definitely not least, he destroyed a boulder that was over two times his size!"

The girls looked at each other, wondering if I was right. "But, but, I was supposed to throw him a secret welcome to Ponyville party." Pinkie said with a deflated mane and tail, tears coming out of her eyes.

I look at Pinkie, my heart breaking with the sight of her almost crying. "Look, Pinkie." I start off with, "after we defeat Discord, we can go back, and if it's, if Anon is still there, you can throw him a party."

I say while lifting Pinkies chin up. "You pinky promise?" Pinkie said, her eyes filled with hope. "Uhhhh..."

Anon POV

I shoved my shoulder against one of the walls of Twilights barrier. I backup, wind up one of my hooves, and punch the barrier with all my might. "Ahh, shhhiiiit, that hurts." I looked around the barrier I was stuck in.

The barrier was a square, that was barely bigger than me. I could barely even stretch, I fall down almost accepting that I won't get out. I curled up into a ball, my head leaning against one of the walls.

After a few minutes of being curled up I try to stretch my body. My shoulder and upper back meet the barrier while my legs meet the other side. I groaned in frustration.

I pushed my legs against the barrier which pushed my upper body against the other side of said barrier. Crk erk, the barrier began to crackle. I notice this and push further "Come on...just a little...more...strength. " I say as I struggle to crack more of the barrier.

Instead of breaking, it kinda stretch in the middle of the walls I pushed against. I stand back up to see what I did. The walls looked like glass breaking in the middle, struggling to keep together.

"Well only one thing to do now." I say as I lay back down on the ground. I placed my front hooves on one of the non broken walls. I began to mimic the actions of bucking a tree.

With all my strength I bucked the damaged wall. Few seconds later, the wall breaks causing the rest of the barrier to disappear. I get back up and shake my body to get the dirt off me.

I began to run towards Ponyville. I entered the forest jumping off and on rocks, logs, hell even some trees. I never ran for the fun of just running. I usually had to run because of fear. But now, I'm running because, I never really got a chance to have fun with it.

I began to see Ponyville as I exited out the forest. I stopped, almost falling to the ground from the sheer speed I was running at. "Damm I gotta run more." I say as I walk deeper into Ponyville.

'So if my video game knowledge is anything to go by, the villain should be in the middle of the area.' I thought to myself while picking up speed.

As I jogged through Ponyville I saw the same things I saw earlier. Same floating pies, miss match floors, long leg rabbits, and floating houses. 'Damm, Discord, I think his name, has no creativity.' I thought seeing no new things from this chaotic day.

As I accepted the quest of finding anything new, unfortunately it would seem I would fail this task. Then I saw something, a hill, with a throne.

Thud thud.

That throne, was the same throne.

Thud thud.

From my dream, but how?! How could it be almost the exact same!?

Thud thud.

Chills went through my spine. I was struggling for air. My body was shaking. My heart, beating like drums. My eyes, struggling to focus on a singular thing.

I couldn't, wouldn't move out of pure fear. 'Nono, this, this is just a coincidence that he has the same throne, from my dream.' I tried to move my body, no luck.

'Or, maybe it's not a coincidence. Oh God I've shouldn't have come here! I'm so FUCKING stupid!!!' At this point a few tears started coming out.

Thud Thud!

Author's Note

Wow, what has it been, almost a month since the first chapter? Damm...thanks for the feedback and support.

Yeah you guys aren't seeing me for at least a week, this story, believe it or not, drained me.

Confusion

I was standing there, wondering why I was even here. My body felt like warm water, rushing throughout my body. My head especially felt hot. I shaked my head to get the feeling off.

It didn't work, I sat down hold my head with my hooves. I brought my head up, then, down hard onto the ground. I heard and felt the cracks on the ground. I brought my head back up, 'That's better.' I look down at the ground.

"Holy shit!" I looked at the ground at awe, the ground, was completely destroyed. Cracks all over the ground, the cracks went far as three feet. These cracks weren't small either, it went deep into the ground.

The ground also became uneven, I got off the cracks. I touched my head, trying to see if I got injured, resulting...resulting...results...negative no injuries. 'Wow, my head can do that!?'

This action caused my confidence to refill. I wiped the few tears off my face. I looked up to see a green, something. It has scales, and had a hoof.

Suddenly I was picked up by something. It wrapped around my stomach. The thing brought me up to, a face. With yellow eyes, studying me. It took my brain a second to process what was happening.

"Ahhhhhhmmhhh!?!?" My mouth was closed by something. "Please refrain from screaming, my ears are not lowered in volume." The creature said as it turned one of its fingers into a screwdriver and put it in his ears.

I heard some machine like things as he moved his screwdriver finger in his ear. 'Wait a second, he looks familiar.' The creature removed his finger from his ear and unzipped my mouth.

'So that's what happened to my mouth.' "Sooo, what is your name?" The creature asked. "Uhh, my name is." "Anon, yes I know." "What's the point of asking me then!?" I said, getting annoyed.

The creature shrugged, "wait is your name?" "Discord, yes." 'Ohh shhiit!' "Well Anon, would you care for some chocolate milk?" Discord said with a small genuine smile.

Before I could answer he snapped his bird like claw. Suddenly I was teleported in a floating chair. In front of me was a table, on top of the table was two chocolate milks and two pies as well.

Discord was at the opposite side already holding a glass of chocolate milk. "Sooo, what, how are you?" I asked looking at the pie, not trusting it. "I'm doing just fine Anon, and for what I am, is none of your concern."

Discord said as he took a sip of his chocolate milk. "But." Discord starts, placing his cup down next to the second cup. "What do you think of this chaos!" Discord says flying a few inches above his throne.

"Eh." I said drinking my cup of chocolate milk. "Excuse me?" Discord said sitting back down. "What do you mean by that?" Discord said, glaring at me. "Well first off you can be more creative. Second you can make the food taste better. Third, you can make things safer for ponies."

I put my cup down, then I look up to see Discord snap his lion paw. "Try your pie." Discord said with a darkened glare. Chills went through my spine. Without hesitation I shoved the small pie in my mouth.

I chewed then swallowed, my throat hurting after I swallowed. I grabbed my cup of chocolate milk then drank the rest of it. I slammed the cup on the table, then I gasped for air.

"Sooooo, do you like?" Discord said expecting an answer. "I don't know, I didn't get to really enjoy it." I said not gasping for air anymore. Discord snapped his lion paw yet again, spawning a pie.

I took a piece of the pie and bit a small piece. The pie was really good, it was sweet and warm. "Whoa, this is really good." I took another bite of the pie.

Suddenly the pie exploded in my face. "Ahhhh!" I screamed, I fell out of the chair, hitting my head on the ground. "Hahahaha!" I heard Discord laughing.

"That brings me to my third point, we didn't even start with the first point either." I said looking up at Discord. "Safety!? Hahahoho! How can chaos be fun if there's safety?! Haha!"

"How can chaos be fun if somebody gets hurt?" Discord immediately stopped laughing. Then looked like he was thinking about what I said. I got back in the floating chair then looked at Discord.

Now that I can get a good look at Discord I realized that, he's not like anything I ever seen. His neck and face were gray, with a weird looking face.

The horns on top of his head were different from each other, one was blue with a weird shape. The other horn was yellowish, and looked like branches. His eyebrows and beard were white.

'Wonder how old he is, probably in his late 70s.' His main body was brown and long, like his neck. He also has a eagle claw and a lion paw for his arms and hand.

He also has wings, a purple bat wing and a blue bird wing, which was under his arms. I also know that he has a green leg, but not sure about the other leg. He also has a tail that looks to be red and at the end of said tail, had a weird white thingy.

He also has a big sharp tooth fully exposed. Discord looked at me, then ate his pie. "Why should I care for the safety of others?" Discord said with a raised eyebrow.

'Where did this come from?' "Because, how can ponies enjoy your chaos if they get hurt?" "Here Anon let me show you something." Discord said as he spawned a telescope in front of me.

I looked through the telescope to see a pony being afraid of everything. She didn't even go near anything either. "How can ponies enjoy my chaos if they are afraid of it?"

Discord asked me with a dark and yet sad tone. "Well maybe they don't like the amount of chaos that's happening. Maybe you should give them time to adjust?" I said no longer looking through the telescope.

"Already tried that a long time ago. They outcast what's not normal. They blame you for everything that goes wrong. You can't make any friends and even if you do...they'll abandon you in an instant if you show any aggression."

"Discord...did this happen to you?" I looked at him with a concern face. "Do you have friends, Anon?" Discord asked me while he was cleaning one of his eyes. "Yeah, why?"

"Do you believe they would still be your friends if you were different?" "Y-yeah, yeah yeah they would still be my friends!" Discord looked at me like I was in denial.

Then he smiled but not a good smile, he had a wicked smile. He snapped his fingers, which teleported me behind his throne. "What the fu- mmmmhhnnn?!?!" My mouth was zipped close and my body was restricted by multiple arms.

"Let's see if you believe your own words Anon." Discord told me in a deep serious tone. "Chaos is a wonderful wonderful thing!" Discord said with no hint of his previous conversation.

"Not as wonderful as friendship!" 'Wait that voice, that's Twilight!' "Oh, this again?" Discord said before throwing something behind him, and that thing exploded.

BOOM!

'What the fuck! Is he trying to kill me!?' "That's right you couldn't break apart our friendship for long." 'That's Applejack! So the others have to be here then." "Oh, Applejack don't lie to me. I'm the one who made you a liar."

I heard Discord say as I heard a weird tinkling noise. "Will you ever learn?" Then I heard another weird noise a humming then a pop. "I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord. We've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for."

Twilight said with Discord responding with a groan. "Fine go ahead. Try and use your little elements, frienemies. Just make it quick. I'm missing some excellent chaos here." 'He's gonna let them hit him?' I thought to myself.

"All right, ladies. Let's show him what friendship can do." Twilight said doing whatever she was doing. "Wait wait wait!" Pinkie said, 'Wonder what's she doing?'

After a few seconds I heard electric sounds but not electric, somehow? Then I saw a weird red shape fly pass me. "Oh what's this?" Discord said to himself.

Then I saw more shapes flew past me. Then I heard another weird noise it was like gems hitting each other. "Now Anon let's see if what you say will become truth." Discord said to me as one more arm came from the back of the throne.

This arm being similar to Discords eagle claw, his claw touched my chest and then I saw small tiny bits of, white, black, and purple lightning coming for me. I tried to move away, but the other arms hold me in place.

The lightning went inside me, through my chest. Pain, that's all I got, pain. I screamed but no sound came out. The pain felt eternal, but after a few seconds it got better.

There was still pain but it wasn't as bad a few seconds ago. When I looked around me I was in a rainbow, I saw little parts of the rainbow also go in my chest. I also couldn't see anything from Discord.

The rainbow stopped, and I was falling until I was teleported somewhere. I fell down on some grass and as I was about to pass out I heard two voices.

"Wow, hes exposed to the smallest amount of magic and hes passing out, how pathetic.""He never came into contact with magic in his life, what do you expect." Before I could say anything my body gave out and demanded rest.

Author's Note

So a question for you guys, do you want episodes back to back or do you want to have an episode then one week of random nonsense then an episode?

What

I was in a open field, said field was surrounded by tall mountains. The sky was beautiful, filled with stars that I haven't seen for so long. I breathe in through my nose, air rushing in my lungs.

As I continued to look up something landed next to me. "Hello Anon." "Oh shit what the fuck!" I screamed instantly jumping back. I looked at what landed next to me.

The pony was cyan with dark blue eyes. It had black hair and a black tail. The pony didn't have a horn or wings. It was the same size as me, it also looked like me to. "Who the hell is you?!?!"

The cyan pony sighed then rolled it's eyes. "Well you called the other one CA so I guess you could call me HA." "HA? CA? Wait how do you kno-" "We got your memory's when we entered your mind."

The pony now called HA said interrupting me. "What?" I said confused "wait a second, what do you mean we?" As I said that the sky began to break. Me and HA looked up at the sky.

"I'll explain more when you wake up." "Wait I'm slee- oh yeah now I remember." I said now realizing that I went to sleep after I was teleported by something.

As the world continued to break I remembered what Discord said. 'What did he mean by that?' I thought to myself, as soon as I thought that I was blinded by a bright light, signaling I was waking up.

I opened my eyes, only to get assaulted by the sun. I immediately shielded my eyes and looked away. "Finally your awake." I got up to see who said that.

I turned around and saw...dark purple eyes, staring into my soul.

THUD THUD!

It was right in my face, but I didn't jump away, I was to scared to even think to move. Dark purple eyes, metal teeth, and gigantic wings with dark colors, overshadowing me.

THUD THUD!

"CA?!" I said while my heart was beating. "So, you do remember me. Anon." 'How is he here, why is he here, am I still in a dream?' "This is no dream, Anon. This is the real world." CA said while his wings disappeared in his body.

Before I could ask how he heard my thoughts he grabbed my neck and pushed me down onto the ground. I tried to fight back, but my punches went through his body. "You think you can beat me in your dream and get away with it!"

CA spawned a familiar looking black and purple claw from his back. "I am going to enjoy spilling your guts out of yo-"

Before he could finish, he was hit with a rainbow like frisbee, hitting him square in the face. CA was sent flying onto a big rock, which was next to a hot air balloon.

"Stay down CA!" HA said walking past me and putting a shield around me. I gasped for air like no tomorrow.

"You alright Anon?" HA said looking back towards me. I nodded, no longer gasping for air. CA came out of the rock and went straight to HA.

CA headbutted HA but HA didn't move an inch and so did CA. The force of the headbutt was so strong that it made a crater underneath them. The shield stood in place even though there was a 20 feet deep crater.

HA grabbed CA and brought him down into the crater. There was a moment where there was just dust. I couldn't see anything that was happening. Finally after a few minutes the dust settled.

I saw HA have CA in a headlock. CA tried to resist but it was useless. "Fine fine I give up, I surrender!" HA let go of CA, HA jumped out of the crater. CA however was struggling to climbed out of the crater.

HA went to the edge of the crater to help CA he extended his hoof. CA slapped HA hoof away. CA got over the edge, while HA repaired everything that got destroyed during the fight.

HA deactivated the shield letting me out. Now that I saw CA clearly I could see that his coat was purple, with black hair and tail. Then something clicked in my head. "Hold on why do you guys look like me?"

"Because we can take any form we please, we just choose to take your form." "Oh. Oh yeah you said you would explain more." "Your correct."

"So what do you want to know first?" "Why and how are you guys here?" "You want the short or the long detailed version?" "Short." "So when Discord gave you the tiniest of his power trying to make you go berserk I had to come there and stop CA from possessing you."

"So your the only thing that's keeping me safe from him?" I said pointing at CA which was sitting five feet away from me. "Yes. Anyways anymore questions?" "Yeah so you said you got my memory's, how?"

"Well we are connected to you, we actually have the memory's of all who had us." "Wait, I'm not the first to be in this situation?" I asked, looking at CA making sure he doesn't get the jump on me.

"No, your the first in this type of situation, but your not the first to use our magic." At this point CA was rolling around in the grass like a dog. Me and HA were staring at CA like he was crazy.

"CA... what the fuck are you doing?!" I asked with a face of confusion. "This..." As he said that a claw came out of the ground holding something.

HA immediately placed a shield over me. "I'm not attacking him, so you can calm down." HA glared at him clearly not trusting him.

The claw moved over to CA holding a purple six star thing. The claw began to try to break the star, but it wasn't cracking. CA groaned examining the star.

"Way to much MALICE and not enough chaos." CA turned around and threw the star into the atmosphere causing it to disappear. "Why did you throw that?" CA ignored me and curled into a ball, I was confused by this.

HA deactivated the shield, then he walked over to him. As he was walking to him his ears perked up and he looked at me then the forest. I was teleported back to the big rock next to the hot air balloon.

"What the?!" I said confused. Then a familiar purple small barrier surrounded me. HA flew to me, "Dont worry its not Twilight its me, and also dont tell us to hide they cant see us."

Others? They? Twilight? Wait! "Are they coming back here!?" I asked through the barrier. HA nodded confirming my question. Then I saw some bushes move, then I saw a pink blur coming right to me.

WAP!

"Hi Nonny!" Pinkie said, her entire body pressed against the barrier. "What the- oh hey Pinkie." "Hiiiiiii!" "Pinkie where are, oh, there you are." Rainbow Dash said landing to the left of Pinkie staring at her.

"Hey Rainbow." "Hey squirt." Rainbow responded. Pinkie began to wave her hoof. I waved my hoof at her, but Pinkie didn't slow down, she waved faster. I took this as a challenge and waved faster as well.

Rainbow looked at us like we're crazy. Before Rainbow could speak she was silence by footsteps. "Rainbow, Pinkie, I told you girls not to run off!" Applejack said walking to the right of Pinkie. Applejack then looked at me and sighed a sigh of relief.

"Why did you sigh like that AJ?" I said my hoof starting to hurt. "Oh it's noth-" AJ was interrupted by Rainbows voice. "Oh your not gonna believe this, but Twilight thought you were made by Discords magic so you could distract us!" Rainbow said almost laughing at what she just said.

"What??!" I said in shock stopping my hoof. "Yay I win!" Pinkie said her hoofs in the air. "Yeah I know hilarious!" At this point Rainbow was on the floor laughing, I swear I could see tears from her laughing so hard.

"So that's why she put me in this barrier." I said to myself, I then looked to Rainbow who was still laughing. "What else did she say!" "Oh well she said that your not even a pon mmmmmmhhhhnnn!" Rainbows face was stuffed by AJs hoof.

"Look, Anon all she said was fancy smancy stuff you don't need to worry about it." AJ said trying to reassure me about the whole situation. Then the others came, Fluttershy was relieved, Rarity seemed like she wanted to say something.

But Twilight, she looked shocked. "Wha bu-bu how!?" Twilight said looking at me through the barrier. "Because you were wrong Twilight!" Fluttershy said getting in Twilights face.

Before Twilight could say anything Fluttershy started saying things. "How could you say things about Anon like that! Sure some things seem off, but that doesn't mean you can make accusations like that!" Fluttershy said shocking everyone with her reaction.

"I- I- but I- but!" "No buts Twilight, now the least you could do for Anon is get him out of that barrier you got him in." Fluttershy said sternly, Twlight hanged her head low and walked to me.

Pinkie got out of the way so Twilight could disable the barrier around me. Her horned glow then the barrier disappeared then she looked a little confused. Before she could say anything Pinkie and Fluttershy rushed to me hugging me.

"Arrrrghhh!!!" I struggled to breathe from how tight they were hugging me. They let me go after a while, letting me breathe. When my mind started to focus all I thought was one thing.

'Ohh I'm definitely getting revenge on your ass Twilight.' I thought while looking into Twilights eyes.

Author's Note

Sorry for the long wait everypony but hey you got a new chapter, also before you guys ask no, what CA threw into the atmosphere wasn't one of the elements jem thingys.

To Ponyville.

As we begin to make our journey back to Ponyville, Rarity kept looking at me with a shameful look. Rarity then puffed her chest out and looked at me. "Anon... I am terribly sorry for hitting your head, and I would like to repay you, I will make clothes for you for free for a month! No a year! No a decade!"

As Rarity kept on talking about how sorry she is I grew a small smile. Looks like she really is sorry, also she's on the ground, ok. "Hey hey it's okay. I forgive you, and I had worse." I said looking at Rarity while she was getting up.

I looked at the others to see their reaction, Pinkie and Fluttershy where happy to see Rarity apologize. AJ and Rainbow where shocked at her behavior. Twilight however was frozen it looked like she wanted to say sorry too.

But it looked like something was keeping her from saying it. I should also say where there at so it would be easier to imagine. Twilight was at the front with AJ and Rainbow behind her. Pinkie, Fluttershy and Rarity where behind them.

I was behind Fluttershy when Rarity apologized to me. As we began to go back AJ was chuckling at Rarity. 'Huh looks like I'm cool with everyone, all except Twilight.' I thought when I heard a familiar voice.

"Didn't you say you would get revenge on her... NONNY!" CA said getting in my face. 'Why can't you leave me alone?' "Oh your not shocked that I can read your thoughts? Your not afraid that they could hear me?"

CA said flying around me with no wings. 'I know they can't hear you.' CA looked at me in anger he grew a claw out of his back."CA... don't do it, or I'll beat you again." HA said flying to the right of me.

CA rolled his eyes and put the claw away, he went to my left still flying. I then remembered something, 'Why don't they use the hot air balloon to get to Ponyville?' I thought to myself, which CA and HA heard clearly.

"Well do you want to use something for only like two minutes, then set it back up? I know I wouldn't." CA said with a bit of curiosity on his face. "Also what are you going to do to Twilight?! CA said with a hint of inpatient. "Your not going to hurt her are you?" HA said looking at me, waiting for my response.

'No I'm not hurting her, I'm not a psychopath, I'm just trying to annoy her to the point I don't have to do anything.' I thought as I'm still walking behind Fluttershy. HA sighed in relief while CA groaned. I look around to see we're deep in the forest.

'I don't remember the forest being this confusing when I ran through it.' I thought as I looked around. I was expecting a response from either one if them but all I heard was silence. All I heard was the footsteps from mine and the others walking.

"Hey Anon you know those wood wolf's that you run away from?" CA said looking around his ears rotating.

Thud Thud!

"What?" I said out loud by accident causing Fluttershy to look at me. "They are called timber wolves, and they have us in there sight,
I'm counting three." HA said looking around the area.

THUD THUD!

"Anon are you okay?" Fluttershy said looking at me with concern. "You should probably start running, hope you still have adrenaline left." CA said cackling to himself. I started to run towards Ponyville passing the girls making them confused.

THUD THUD!!!

"You should at least warn them Anon! " CA said, I turned around and screamed.

"Timber wolves!"

The girls froze then started to run like hell. At this point we heard a howl then growls coming to us. "One coming from the left, duck." I did as he said, I saw a brown figure with green eyes go above me, barely missing me.

THUD THUD THUD!!!

My heart was beating fast I could hear my fear coming out of my chest. 'OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!' I screamed in my head. "Ah we get it your getting chased, ow!" CA said covering his ears not trying to go deaf by my screams.

'Can't any of you two help us!' I thought while a second timber wolf was gaining on Fluttershy. "We cant, we have a cool down when we used our magic." HA said while still flying with me looking around. 'Well can't I use your magic, you said we're connected! That means I can use your magic right?!

"You can... if you want to die or get corrupted, your not strong enough to use our magic." CA said while flying in front of me. Tears started to come out of my eyes, fearing death.

THUD THUD!

Suddenly Rainbow dash flew in front of us with a lot of speed. Then she came back, "Come on everypony Ponyville is only a few minutes away fro- woah!" Rainbow dash was interrupted by a jumping timber wolf.

"We cant lead them into Ponyville that would danger everypony there!" Twilight said dodging a bite from a timber wolf. Which caused the wolf to trip in front of AJ who jumped over it.

"oooooo thats right! It would be dangerous for the ponies there!" CA said with a sick tone of happiness in his voice. 'Your sick CA, just fucking sick!'

"Rainbow dash, distract the one that's following Fluttershy! Me and Applejack will hold of the second one! Rarity, and Pinkie lead the last timber wolf away from Ponyville and we will help you later! Anon run to Ponyville and wait for us there!" Twilight commanded.

Everyone nodded, Rainbow distracted the timber wolf that was chasing Fluttershy. Twilight and AJ stayed back to hold off the wolf, Twlight trying to hit the wolf with a purple beam. While Rarity picked up a small rock with her magic and threw it at the other wolf's paw causing it to trip on the ground.

"Go run Anon!" Pinkie screamed running to the left with Rarity. My body felt sore from running, I fell to the ground. I was breathing hard trying to get all the air around me.

"Wow I thought that plan wasn't going to work, at least I was 66 percent right." CA said, making me look at him.

"What... are... you... talking about?!" I said, struggling to talk, and I was confused. "Anon just sta-" HA was interrupted by CA.The wolf that Rarity threw the rock at... yeah it didn't follow them." CA said pointing behind me.

I look behind me, seeing the timber wolf closing its eye, while covering his snout with its paw. "Anon you can't make a sound, just slowly walk to Ponyville without alerting it." HA said looking at the timber wolf.

THUD THUD!

I tried to get up, but all I could use was my front legs. I brought my front legs underneath me lifting half of my body up. I raised my left back leg up, then right. I was standing up, my legs where shaking.

I began to slowly walk to Ponyville, I could see it, it was like 400 maybe 350 feet away. I began to quicken my walking pace. My heart beat was fast, I could feel it against my skin.

THUD THUD!

I struggled to walk my left front leg was shaking the worst out of my limbs. "Your doing great Anon, just a little further, its still distracted." HA said with a tone of comfort.

Suddenly my left front leg gave out and I fell to the right. I felt a sharp pain at the side of my ribs. I covered my mouth trying not to scream or cry out loud. "Oh you fell on a rock." CA said looking down at me. "Don't worry Anon my timer is almost done!" HA said looking at the timber wolf.

I used my other front leg to lift the front of my body. I looked down at my ribs and saw the rock still in me, I was bleeding. I turned back at the timber wolf. The timber wolf opened its eyes and spotted me, it smelled my blood. It then started to run to me.

"Don't worry Anon just four more seconds and our cool down is over!" HA said shaking his hoof, maybe trying to do something. The timber wolf jumped and opened its mouth to reveal it's sharp wooden teeth.

It was maybe two feet away. I couldn't attack it with my hooves, I couldn't buck it, I couldn't dodge it either, it was over. Then I remembered the crater my head made. I could still fight! I moved my head back and used...

"LAST HEADBUTT!!!"

My head landed, hitting the timber wolf jaw. The force was so strong that it was sent flying and crashed into a tree. The timber wolf shatter into branches, spreading around the ground.

"Huhehehehahahugahugahahaahhaahhaha!" I started to laugh and cry, and began to throw up. Then I looked back up to the branches of the timber wolf... shaking. "Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me!" I yelled, while the branches began to reunite.

"Not on my watch!" HA said while his hoof turned into a rainbow rail gun. The RRG (rainbow rail gun) shot out a small rainbow beam at the branches. It landed and the branches stopped moving.

HA hoof turned back to normal, I breathe a sigh of relief. I looked at CA who's jaw was on the floor. "Hahahehe, what's the matter CA? Thought I couldn't do it?" I said towards CA, then I turned to HA.

"T- thanks... HA." I said my head hurting. HA nodded and pointed to Pinkie and Rarity who where running towards me. I couldn't say anything as the rest of my body falls to the ground. I looked at the rock, still inside my ribs. As I heard Pinkie and Rarity shout out my name I saw the others running to me as well.

"Well at least I'm a badass." I said to myself while my eyes closed.

Author's Note

Wow Anon is getting stronger, first he beat CA (in his dream) next he broke a boulder then he broke out of Twilights barrier with sheer strength and now has beaten a timber wolf (with help)

Loud ass kids

*beep* *beep* *beep* Was all I heard when I woke up. I opened my eyes to get assaulted by bright lights. I shielded my eyes, blocking the bright ass light.

My eyes adjusted to the light as I blinked. Then my head felt like it was being pushed by an invisible force. I groaned then grabbed my head, trying to make the pain go away.

I sat up and saw that I was on a white bed with rails on each side. "What happened to me?" I said with tiredness, while looking around. The room was almost pure white.

The floors where checkerboard black and white. I looked to the left of me to see a blue curtain that reached to the ceiling. Then I looked to the right to see a monitor that was making beeping noises.

"Oh shit... I'm in the hospital." I said to myself, because I was the only one in the room. "Oh shit, your awake." CA said appearing in front of me. "Oh... hey CA." I said already tired of the bullshit he didn't do.

"What's with the mood Nonny? I thought you would be glad to see me." CA said getting closer to my face.

"Okay... three things, one stop calling me Nonny only Pinkie can do that. Second where's HA at? Third... did you say shit?" "For the first one no. The second one, I dont know. The third, yeah I did so what?"

"Your the only other thing that said a curse word, and you used it right.""Yeah, because we got your memory's, remember?" CA said while walking away from me upside-down.

"I have to envy your species Anon, so much chaos in your old home." I look at him a little confused. "I never thought a species could be so ruthless." CA then turned to me and got on the edge of the bed.

"Are you sure your a human? You don't act like the humans from your memory's." I didn't respond I didn't know how to actually. CA raised his eyebrow at me waiting for an answer.

"Huh?" I said causing CA to fall of the bed anime style. "Huh? Huh! Is that really all you can say?!" "What happened!?" HA said coming in the room by going through a wall. "Nothing." I said blandly while looking over the rest of my body.

I saw that I had weird patches around my rib where the rock penetrated through. Then I noticed that my head was wrapped around in bandages. "What happened? Like after I went out?" "Well your friends carried you and rushed you to the hospital, and a lot of ponies saw you." HA said, his ears catching something.

"Anon, pretend to go to sleep." "Why?" I asked looking at him confused. "Just do it I'll tell you whats happening." HA said looking at the door. I shrugged and layed back down closing my eyes.

"Sounds like three are coming here." CA said, probably looking at the door. "Yes, but their hoof steps are not that of an adult." Then I heard the door opening.

"The cost is clear yall." I heard a southern accent say. "Come on Sweetie Belle move! I'm not trying to get caught in the hallway!" Another voice said that was responded by a squeaky voice.

"Well I'm trying to, but Applebo- woah ah!" The squeaky voice screamed as I heard a thud. 'What happened?' I said in my thoughts. "They fell on each other."

'How did they do that?' I asked in my head."You know i have no idea they were all standing then there all on the floor on top of each other." 'Lonny Toons type shit.'

Even though my eyes were closed I could feel CA and HA nod in agreement. "There getting up." HA said, then I heard groans. "I still don't know why where coming here to get our cutie mark." One of the voices said.

"I told ya Scoots we might get our cutie marks here." The southern voice said. "But why here?" The voice called Scoots replied. "Maybe we should leave before we get caught." Scoots said, before her opinion was smashed by the squeaky voice.

"Come on Scoots isn't worth trying?" The squeaky voice said. Then I heard hoof steps coming my way. "Ya know girls, I don't see how he took out a timberwolf." 'Bitch.' I said in my head.

'Wait how does she know about that?' "When you where getting carried to the hospital those three got intrigued and asked what happened. The others said they didn't know but Pinkie and Rarity knew, but Pinkie explained everything to them of how you took down a timberwolf by yourself." HA said in a tone that I couldn't read.

'Oh, wait but you helped me.' "Yeah, but remember your the only one who can see and hear us, they didn't see us." HA said a little confused of how I forgot so soon.

"Wow he really got messed up by that thing." The squeaky voice said. "Yeah but it's kinda cool that he went against a timberwolf." Scoots said with a bit of giddiness in her voice.

"Weren't you just scared of getting caught a few seconds ago?" The squeaky voice asked Scoots. "N-n no! Quiet Sweetie Belle!" Scoots said embarrassed that she was worried. 'So the other one is Sweetie Belle." I said in my head.

"Girls calm down! You might wake up our patient!" The southern voice said trying to calm the other two down. 'Patient? Wait aren't they kids, or in this world can kids be doctors?!' I asked in my head waiting for either CA or HA to answer.

"They aren't doctors, if Applejacks memory is anything to go by they are looking for their cutie mark by doing things to try and earn them." HA said probably looking at me.

'Applejack? Wait is the last one Applebloom?' I asked in my head. "Yeah she's her little sister." HA said, answering my question. Then I heard the loudest thing I ever heard in my life.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS THE PROFESSIONAL DOCTORS!!! YAY!"

I grabbed my ears in a instinct covering them. Then I heard gasps at the left and saw them. Before I could get a good look at them they screamed and went behind the curtain.

"Ah shit... my ears." I said while still hearing ringing in my ears. After a few seconds the ringing went away. Then I looked at the curtain. "I know you three are over there." I said, sitting up to get a better look.

"No, we're not he- ow!" Scoots was interrupted by something. "Shhh be quiet Scootaloo!" Sweetie Belle said, trying to shush Scootaloo. 'I thought Scoots was her name, must be a nickname.' I said in my head.

Then the curtain began to shuffle a bit. Then a normal pony with a yellow coat and red hair and tail with a big pink bow tie at the back of her head came out under the curtain. But she was wearing a oversized white doctor coat, with big fake glasses and mustache covering her face.

"Aw." I said without hesitation. "Sir, I don't like being aw at, I'm a professional doctor." The pony said while trying to get up a seat that was next to my bed. After a while of her struggling to get up the seat she finally got in.

"Now sir my doctor name is Dr. Applebloom, so what sickness do you have?" I grinned, if I'm correct about this world not having curse words, I could say whatever and she wouldn't know. "Oh you know, the very common fuck you disease."

"Anon!" HA screamed at me, while CA was laughing his ass off. Applebloom nodded and reached for something, then she looked around. "Uh, I don't have a clipboard." Applebloom then looked at the curtain.

"Assistant Sweetie Belle! I need ma clipboard!" Applebloom screamed, which made me cover my ears again. Sweetie Belle came out under the curtain. She had a white coat with a horn. Her hair and tail was pink and purple, and her eyes where green.

"I got i- ah, ow." Sweetie Belle tripped over a stethoscope she was wearing. Sweetie Belle, still on the floor, gave Applebloom the clipboard. Applebloom grabbed the clipboard with her front hooves, and she began to write with a pencil in her mouth.

'Well... this is very awkward.' I said in my head, while looking at Applebloom who's still writing. "You should try to make conversation with her, get more friends." HA suggested with a wave of his hoof.

"So, uhh, Applebloom why does your group call themselves the cutie mark crusaders?" I asked her, when I said that her eyes filled with excitement. She flew into the air her coat and glasses flew off as she had the biggest smile I've ever seen, she then fell back onto the seat.

"Oh well me and ma friends want to find our cutie marks, so we go out into the world in adventure to try to find our special talent!" Applebloom said, almost screaming into my face. I back away slightly trying not to make contact to the wall that was behind me.

"Why do you want to find your cutie marks so bad though? Doesn't seem that special to me." As soon as I said those last few words I was meet with three loud gasp. "YOU DON'T THINK CUTIE MARKS ARE SPECIAL!" The whole group shouted at me, and then the rigging came back. At this point all three of them where right next to me.

"Not really, I mean what do they really mean?!" The three recoiled back in shock. I looked to HA and CA to see if they could help, but I saw HA face hoof himself while CA made a claw making a thumbs-up.

"A cutie mark shows somepony what there meant to do!" Sweetie Belle said looking at me like if I'm crazy. I raised my eyebrow at the last part she said. "Meant to do?" I asked them, with curiosity. All of them nodded.

"So I'm only allowed to do what my cutie mark says because it's my special talent?" They nodded but noticeably slower. I blinked twice, they did the same. "I don't think I want a cutie mark." I said, shaking my head.

"WHAT!!!" All three of them screamed at me. I covered my ears again but noticed that the door flew open as some nurses came into the room. The nurses grabbed them dragging them out of the room.

"Nurse put him in one of those hospitals that keep the weird ponies, he doesn't want a cutie mark!" Applebloom screamed while the other two where out of the room. The nurse with a white coat, pink hair and tail, with a red cross as her cutie mark stopped, but quickly shook her head.

"Everypony wants a cutie mark Applebloom." The nurse said bringing herself and Applebloom out the door. She looked back at me and smile. "I'm sorry for their behavior." The nurse said before closing the door.

I heard a slow clap, I look over to see HA slowly clapping with a face of disappointment. CA however was eating a bowl of popcorn. "Wow Nonny great show!" CA said flying next to my face. "You just gave those girls an existential crisis, they will have this conversation at the back of their little head, asking themselves of why somepony didn't want a cutie mark!"

"You know Nonny your not so bad, for giving me such a show I'll give you a small gift." CA said catching our attention. "Gift?" I said looking at CA with wonder. CA smiled showing off his metal teeth. "Yes a gift." CA said as his hoof had a small purple, yellow, black, and white ball.

"This will allow you to use the small amount of chaos magic Discord gave you." CA said holding his hoof closer to me. As my hoof began to reach for the ball it was pushed back by HA. "NO!" HA said getting in between us. "Hey!" I yelled out, but I was quickly shushed by HA stare.

"He's not using chaos magic!" HA said looking back at CA with a glare. "You think you scare me you harmonic rat?" CA said getting in HA's face. "I know I don't, but there is something I do know that scares you." "What the elements of harmony? "No, this." HA reached for his hair and pulled out the six pointed star CA threw into the atmosphere.

"How did you get that!" CA said backing away. "Your not the only one with claws. HA said smugly as a cyan claw come out of his back. "Now I may not know what makes you scared of this." As HA was talking CA tried to grab the star. Seeing this HA threw the star behind him, and at me. I caught the star with my hooves and looked at it.

"Find the rest." I said, the star was glowing pink and my vision became pink as well. "What was that Anon? HA said looking at me with a face of confusion. CA though, his face was full of fear, dread, and even pain. The star started to shake in my hooves.

CA tried to grab the star out of my hoof, but before he could reach me.... I teleported. I was in space, I think? "Hello, son." A soft voice said behind me. I immediately turned around hearing the word son I thought it was my mom. But when I turned around it wasn't.

It was space, but as a body? I could see that her head was dragon like, it even looked like her tail was scorpion shaped. I couldn't see the rest of her body as she pressed her arms and legs against herself.

"Who are you?" I asked looking up to see it doing the same. "Hm? I thought Discord would've told you about me? Oh well." The being said as she lowered her head to my level and gave a small smile. "I'm your mother, Discords partner in love and chaos, I'm the embodiment of Malice and Destruction, I am..."

"COSMOS..."

Author's Note

2k words, new record.

Observation

I looked throughout the town and saw all different types of ponies wondering around. Then I saw a bird fly by.

"Oh that reminds me, I need to go to my cottage, Angel must be very worried, especially after the mess Discord caused." Fluttershy said while walking away and waving us goodbye.

"Bye Fluttershy!" Pinkie yelled out. I also waved goodbye to her. After a little while we continued to walk throughout Ponyville, to where? I don't know. But as I looked around the town I saw some things I'd never seen while sneaking around.

First thing I saw was a grey pony with wings crash into a sign and some mail flying around her. Second thing I saw was two fillies eating ice cream, one of them was wearing a small little tiara on her head.

Finally I then looked at two ponies sitting on a bench, one of the ponies where sitting like a cat, but the other... was a pony with a horn and had a mint green color for her coat, she was... sitting like a human... like a human.

"Um Pinkie... who's that?" I asked Pinkie while pointing at the pony.

"Huh?" Pinkie looked at who I was pointing at. "Oh, that's Lyra, why do you ask?" Pinkie asked before jumping up and gasping. "Do you want to meet her Nonny?!" Pinkie said looking up at me. Before I could say anything Pinkie started trotting to Lyra.

"Wait Pinkie, no!" I yelled out while gripping onto Pinkie's head, not trying to fall off. Pinkie came to a halt and looked up at me.

"Yeah Nonny?" Pinkie said tilting her head to the side.

"Um, can we not meet her? Please." I said, my social battery at zero percen.

"Why not Nonny?" Pinkie asked with a worried expression.

"Well... OH! Because you said I can meet with everyone at my welcome t- Mmmhmhmm!?!?" Before I could finish my sentence, Pinkie stuffed my mouth with her hoof.

"Shhhh! Nopony is supposed to know." Pinkie said in a hushed tone. "But you're right Nonny, you can meet her at your super secret welcome to Ponyville party." Pinkie said then walked a random direction.

"Thanks Pinkie." I said with a sigh of relief.

"Why didn't you want to meet her Anon? You seemed to actually want to talk to her." HA said, with a bit of confusion in his voice.

'Well because she was sitting like a human, not like a dog or cat not like any other pony, a human.' I said in my thoughts.

"Oh so you think she's like you, a human turned pony, stuck in this new world, right?" CA said in a mocking tone. I nodded, taking glances at Lyra.

"Maybe you should focus on other things, like... those clouds!" HA said pointing at some clouds.

"Or that family." CA said turning my head to face a family. I saw them, a colt was running around his father while the mother chuckled and nuzzled the father's cheek. HA swatted CA's forelegs away from my head.

"CA! Why would you do that!?!? You know Anon misses his real family! " HA screamed at CA. As HA was screaming at CA I looked down onto Pinkie's hair. I held back my tears.

THUD, THUD!

My heart was beating fast. I buried my face into Pinkie's puffy hair. My grip on Pinkie's head and neck tighten.

"ACKT! Nonny... I can't... AIR!" Pinkie chocked out. But I didn't let go. All my focus was on the fact I couldn't cry, especially in public. "N- Anon? You.... you okay?" Pinkie managed to get out. Suddenly out of raw emotions I jumped off of Pinkie's head and started running. "Wait Nonny where are you going!?" Pinkie said running after me.

"Anon what are you doing? " HA said with a worried expression. I ignored him.

'Just get to the everfree forest, you can cry there, just don't cry now!' I told myself.

"Anon..." HA silently said to himself. I kept running while looking down, I didn't want anyone to see my tears.

Then I bumped into someone, but I didn't care I just kept running. I did look back to see the filly with the tiara had ice cream on her head and she looked angry.

"S-sorry!" I yelled out, still running. CA chuckled a little. At this point I was entering the everfree forest.

"Where are you even going, Nonny?"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" I yelled at him, tears almost falling down my cheeks. Finally I reached the only place I called home. As I entered the cave I fell onto the hard cold rocky floor. Finally I let the tears flow down my cheeks.

"Nonny why are yo- Aught!!!" HA, who had enough of CA's actions, punched CA's stomach. One moment he was there, then the next... gone.

"Don't listen to him... you okay?" HA asked, reaching his hoof out to me.

"WHY WOULD I BE!!? No seriously in what fucking world would I ever be okay! I- that's a stupid fucking question!" I screamed at HA, who flinched at my response. "I miss them... my friends, family.... my mom... I miss her so much. Why am I here?" I looked back at HA, hoping, begging that he had an answer.

"I don't know Anon... I really don't know." HA said, looking down. I scoffed.

"Of course." I said, curling into a ball, trying to seek comfort. Suddenly I was picked up. "The fuck are you... mom?" My mom picked me, well it wasn't my mom, it was clear HA shape shifted into my mom.

"I'm sorry I thought it would help calm you down, I should've asked you, I'm so sorry!" HA began to turn back into me, but he stopped when I hugged him.

"It's okay, it's fine." I said hugging HA tighter. HA hugged me back. After a while he pulled away.

"You feel better?" HA said looking down at me. I nodded my tears stopping."Good, Anon... I know it might seem like a long shot, but I'll get you back home, I promise." My tail slowly started wagging.

"Thank you, HA." I said slowly getting out of HA's embrace.

"Anon! Where are you?! Please come back!" We heard Pinkie's voice in the distance.

"You should go to her, don't want her to worry, right?" HA said transforming back into me. I nodded and went and followed Pinkie's voice.

Before I fully exited the cave Pinkie grabbed me and picked me up with her forelegs, somehow.

"Nonny! Are you okay? Why did you run away?!" Pinkie said shaking me.

"Yes, yes! I'm okay Pinkie. Just had to vent out some frustration." I said in a reassuring tone. Pinkie sighed in relief.

"Okay, that's good, want a five layer chocolate cake with chocolate covered strawberries?" Pinkie asked me. I laughed a little at Pinkie's nonchalant tone.

"Sure, that's sounds delicious, Ponk."

Author's Note

Uhhhh, I don't know. Oh yeah the Lyra thing, yeah that will become important in future chapters.

HA vs CA.

Me and Pinkie, at this point of walking, already back in Ponyville. At this point I calmed down and was walking on my own.

"So Ponk, where are we going?" I asked looking up at her.

"My home, Sugar Cube Corner." Pinkie said as we approached a gingerbread house. I immediately realized and remembered this place, my face turning red in embarrassment. I remembered bitting on it, thinking it was real when I first saw it.

"Wait this is your home?" I asked confused.

"Yup!" Pinkie said patting my head. "Now, let's get you that cake." My tail wagged as I started entering the shop, then I stopped when I heard yelling.

"You mother fucker!!!" CA shouted, flying towards HA, CA headbutted HA, them flying to a nearby house. Luckily HA teleported the both of them away.

'Yeah, I'm not even gonna say anything.' I thought to myself before actually entering the shop.

3rd person, CA and HA.

HA had teleported the both of them to a dead planet, a planet with no life. HA and CA landed onto the planet. The impact sending the both of them the opposite direction from each other. Before HA could regain his composure CA teleported underneath him and shot a beam at his stomach. HA slapped the beam away and teleported to the sky, getting a better view.

HA then saw CA again rushing him. CA went in for a punch to the face but it was quickly blocked by HA. HA sent CA back a few feet, HA lifted his foreleg up. Chains wrapped around CA, trying to subdue him. CA laughed a cold and twisted laugh as the chains broke as soon it touched him. CA grabbed space itself and shaped it to a spear. HA knowing what CA was going to do, covered his right forleg with a rainbow like armor. CA threw the spear at HA, who deflected the spear easily.

CA rushed HA, a massive amount of chaos magic flowing out of him, cracking the sky and ground. HA made a protective barrier around him, blocking CA's attacks. CA roared in frustration as he splits into multiple different monstorsties before turning back into Anon. CA bit and broke the barrier, but HA teleported away from CA.

"Stop running away and get back here!" CA yelled at HA. CA and HA kept teleporting around the planet. HA finally decided to put this to a stop. HA teleported in front of CA and headbutted him. CA was sent in the ground while HA was charging a beam. As HA was charging the beam he could hear the roars of CA coming to the surface.

VSOOHM!!!

HA fired the beam straight into the hole. HA then felt a hoof on his shoulder. "You missed me." CA said before knocking HA up into the air, then sent HA flying back to the ground. HA got up and looked up at the floating CA. "Ya know, I think I'm gonna use something from Anon's world." HA didn't pay any attention to CA's words as six rainbow orbs surrounded HA. "Let's see if this beam is as strong as I think it is!" CA shouted in excitement.

"Kaaaaaaaa..."

A blue orb appeared between CA's hooves. The orbs orbiting around HA were spinning faster as the color of a rainbow was now visible.

"Meeeeeeee..."

The orb got bigger as so did CA's terrible grin. HA began to float his eyes turning into a bright white.

"Haaaaaaaaa..."

The ground began to shake as the mountains began to crumble. Finally HA sent a big rainbow beam straight at CA.

"Meeeeeee..."

The rainbow beam flew through the air as it reached to CA.

"HAAAAAAAAAA!"

A blue beam the size of a small planet swallowed the rainbow beam as it easily overpowered it. The Kamehameha hit the dead planet destroying the entire thing. CA giggling as he saw the destruction of the planet, he clapped his hooves together in glee. That's when CA felt a hoof on his shoulder.

"You missed me." HA said coldly his glare piercing CA'S non-existent soul. Before CA could process how HA escaped the Kamehameha CA was mostly turned to stone. CA's tail, legs and half of his head were stoned.

"How?!" CA said in anger and confusion. HA ignored CA's question and restored the dead planet CA just destroyed. HA teleported the both of them back to the surface of the dead planet. HA turned to CA with a soft smile. "What are you smiling at?!" CA growled out.

"I'm smiling because you're already calming down." HA's soft face then turned into a hardened glare. "I'm going to let you out, okay?" CA rolled his eyes then was let out of his stone prison.

"Why do you care?" CA asked with a raised eyebrow. HA confused tilted his head. "For Anon. Why do you care about Anon? You only known him for less than a day."

"Oh, well... he's been through so much in this world, and I made a promise to get him back home."

"Hahahaha!" CA's laughter caught HA off guard. "We both know he can't go back home no matter how hard he tries! " CA's laughter roared loudly.

"That's what you think." HA said with a smile. "We should return to Anon, it's already night where he's at."

"Well can I at least blow up this plan-"

"NO." HA said cutting CA's sentence off. CA clicked his tongue in frustration. The both of them teleported to Sugar Cude Corner. They saw everyone asleep, even Anon who was cuddling with Pinkie Pie. "It seems that Anon had a good time with the Cakes." HA said smiling at Anon's sleeping form.

"But what do we do? Since he isn't awake." CA said with a bored and yet agitated tone.

"Do you want to play chess?" HA said making a chess bored out of thin air.

"Hell no! Chess is boring. " CA said in a quick and even more agitated tone.

"Well what game do you want to play?" HA asked putting the chess bored away.

"Well there is a game from Anon's world I want to try out. God of War." CA said chuckling to himself.

"God of War? Well its probably a nice and educational game." HA said while watching CA make a PS2.

"Hehe, sure..."

Author's Note

I'm sorry for the long wait for a short chapter. School had been stopping me from writing anything.

Exploration.

"I see why my sons fell to you..." My eyes immediately opened as I heard Thor's voice. I quickly sat up from the bed and saw HA playing God of War Ragnarok. My jaw opened in surprise. I sneakily got out of Pinkie's grip and slide to the floor. I crawled on the floor, not trying to wake Pinkie up. I sat behind HA watching him play. Suddenly I heard somebody sip on their cup. I turned around and saw CA drinking a cup of chocolate milk, but he wasn't... somehow?

"Ya know Anon, I hate you, but your species is interesting. Also I didn't think HA would like this game, thought he would be traumatized." CA said sipping on his cup again. I looked back to HA and began to fidget with my tail.

'Hey, HA can I play?' I asked hopping that he would let me. HA turned back, smile, then nodded.

"After I'm done, okay Anon?" HA said reassuringly.

"Hey Anon follow me, you're starting you're training today." CA said throwing his cup of chocolate milk into a portal that quickly disappeared.

'Sure, after when I pla-' "Hey!" I yelled in shock as I was being lifted in the air by a purple aura. Then a bright flash of light surrounded me as I was teleported somewhere. I fell on my head and my body fell to the ground. "Ow, fffffuck." I got up rubbing my head, looking around. It was a forest with trees taller then the buildings of Ponyville and next to me was a pond. "Where did you take me?" I asked looking around.

"Mount everhoof." CA said while pointing to a mountain. "Well... close to it." CA said, shrugging.

"Mount everhoof? Sound like a ripoff of Mount Everest." I said looking at the mountain in the distance. "How... how tall is it? It's not the same height as Mount Everest, right?" I asked as I began to walk towards the mountain.

"Luckily for you it's only a quarter of its height." CA said with a small frown.

"Don't know how tall that is." I said as I was looking around the forest.

"Well figure it out." CA said floating next to me. I continued to walk towards the mountain, looking at the water, trees, rocks, the sunrise... the sunrise!?!?

"Um, CA what time is it?"

"Four, five, don't know don't care. Also can you hurry up? I'm trying to finish God of War." CA said, looking at me impatiently.

"I would but I need energy to get up the mountain. Also why this time?" I asked CA.

"You're 'aunt' won't wake up this early. Second, if you do I'll restore your energy so you can make it up the mountain." CA said looking down at me, his ears flickering to the left and right.

"Okay, fine." I said as I picked up the pace. First I speed walked, then that turned into jogging, finally running. I was running and jumping from rock to rock with a big smile on my face. The cool air threw my hair as I pushed the air against my face. I wanted to have more of a challenge so I went into the more densely part of the forest. My body moved around the branches and rocks as I narrowly moved out of the way. After a little while I found a pathway that led up the mountain. I followed the path still running at top speeds. Finally after what seemed like hours I slowed down as I approached a house. The main part of the house was triangle shape and on the top right was a chimney. On the left was a square part of the house with two big doors that looked like barn doors. On the right part of the triangle house was some logs, barrels, hanged up clothes, and a fence. And lastly there was a stump with an axe in it.

"So-somebody l-lives here?" I said shaking due to the cold.

"Looks like it, but that house is blocking the way, so you got three options. One, you can go around the house, which is above a cliff. Second you can break and enter his home and see if it has a back door so you can go past. Thirdly you can find another way." CA said floating down to me so we're at eye level. I walked towards the door and tried to open it. Locked. And went to the right side of the house and tried to climb over the fence which ended me falling on my head. "Wow... you suck at climbing." CA said chuckling.

"Sh-shut... up... why is it so cold!?" I yelled in frustration. I then walked to the tree stump and bit the handle of the axe. I pulled once then twice, after a few pulls I got it out the stump. Then I walked towards the door. CA raised his eyebrow while a grin began to form on his face. I raised the axe preparing to hit the door. I stopped then turned back and placed the axe back in the stump, the axe tilting slightly. CA rolled his eyes and groaned.

"At least take the axe!" CA yelled at me in disappointment.

"Won't take... wh-what isn't m-mine. My m-mom said not t-to." I said while walking back towards the pathway to find another way.

"Why not knock on the door at least?" CA asked in confusion.

"Don't w-want to be r-rude, do-don't want to wake the p-pony up." I said while walking towards a different opening of the forest.

"You're stupid you know that?" CA said glaring at me.

"I- I- know... heehee." I said while shivering. "H-hey CA can you pl-please make me a jac-jacket?" I asked CA, looking back at him. CA laughed to himself and shaked his head. "F-fuck you." I said calmly. I continue to make my way through the forest. CA looked around as if he was waiting for something. CA then looked to the left of me and grinned an evil grin.

"Finally some real action!" CA said in excitement. Before I could asked what he was talking about I heard a low growl. I looked to the left and saw a creature. It's upper body was that of a bull and the rest was a snake. It's underbelly was a orange yellow color and it's back was grey. It has huge curled horns and had red spots over it's body. It was at least twenty times bigger than me.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I screamed in fear as it tries pounce on me. I quickly dodge to the left, the creature's face landed on the ground. I turned around and bucked the side of it's face with all my might. One of my hind legs hitting it's eye. The creature got up and roared in pure anger. I started running but it was clear I was much slower than I was. I went to the densely part of the forest. I looked back and saw that the creature was breaking the rocks and tree's with ease. Suddenly I felt the ground become slippery. I looked down to see I was on ice. I struggled with my balance but it didn't matter as my back was headbutted by the creature. It sent me across the ice and into some rocks. I got up quickly and saw that the creature was sliding through the ice with no difficulty. "That's bullshit!" I screamed out as I began to climb the rocks. I felt a tail wrapping around my hind leg as I was forcibly brought back onto the snow like ground. I looked up and saw creature raise it's head back, preparing for another headbutt.

THUMBOOM!

I felt my head get headbutted but it wasn't me who was screaming in pain, it was the creature. The creature reeled back in pain, letting go of my hind leg. I pounced on it's tail and bit it. The creature moved it's tail against the rocks making my grip weaker. The creature then whipped it's tail up sending me into the air. I landed on some rocks, I groaned and looked down and saw that the creature was climbing up with wrath on it's face. I got up and looked at... a cliff and the other side was at least 50 feet away. "No..." I said in despair. "CA you gotta help me, please! Can you teleport me to the other side?!" I asked in a panic as the creature was already halfway where to I was at.

"Could, but won't." CA said while eating popcorn.

"Why not!?!?" I yelled at him as I heard the roars of the creature get closer.

"Can't you take on the thing? Don't you have a move called 'last headbutt' or something?" CA said, boredom and excitement on his face. The dread on my face was replaced by hope. Suddenly the creature appeared behind me and wrapped it's tail around my stomach and it threw me to a pile of rocks.

"Ahhh! Fuck that hurt!" I said as I quickly dodged the creature the again tried to pounce on me. I quickly ran to the opposite side and jumped off a small boulder. As I was in the air the creature turned back and up towards me, it's face only filled with hatred and rage. I reeled my head back and prepared my strongest attack.

"LAST HEADBUTT!!!"

THUBOOBM!

The creature was sent back down the mountain as it hit every sharp rock while falling down. I saw it fall on the ice as it broke underneath the force, the creature in the cold water. I fell to the ground breathing heavily.

"Wow, gotta say Nonny, I'm impressed." CA said, finishing his popcorn. Suddenly I felt my pain all go away as my energy returned. I looked up at CA while getting up.

"Thanks CA." I said with a grateful smile. Suddenly a purple bridge appeared. I looked at CA as he tilted his head towards the bridge.

"Go on, you got like three or four minutes left to go." CA said while flying towards the other end. I crossed the bridge and walked up the pathway. After a few minutes I saw a cave. I walked up towards the cave and tried to go in but a golden barrier stopped me.

"Ahh! Damn... that didn't hurt as bad." I said while checking my hoof. CA landed next to me.

"Hey Grogar! Remember me ya fuck! I'm still here while you're trapped in that bell!" CA laughed loudly with pride. Then he stopped raised his hoof and brought it down onto the golden barrier, breaking it. He then went inside. I followed him and went inside the cave. In the middle I saw a blue green like bell. Then the walls had cavemen like drawings on it but the words were crystal clear.

"Gusty the great? Who's Lauren Fa-"

"Alright we're ready to go back." CA said interrupting me. I looked back at CA to see he made a sign pointing towards the bell that said 'Biggest bitch who talked shit and found out' on it with lights on it.

"Hehe, what did that guy do to you that made you angry at him?" I asked while chuckling.

"Oh nothing, just was annoying. Now what were you saying?" CA said while turning to me.

"Forgot." I said blandly. CA just shaked his head slowly.

"Whatever, want to go back?" CA asked me, but before I could answer we where teleported back to Sugar Cube Corner. I saw HA who was still playing God of War, fighting Odin. I yawned and went to Pinkie's bed and snuggled up with her. As I closed my eyes my nose was booped. I opened my eyes and saw Pinkie giggling.

"Ready to start the day Nonny?" Pinkie said while smiling at me.

'Mother fucker!' "Yeah I am Ponk."

Author's Note

I don't know... OH wait say what character you want Anon to meet next.

The Cakes and Twilight.

Author's Note

Sorry for the one month but I think I know why it takes this long to post a chapter sometimes. It's because I think very far into my book and not what chapter is next to the point a stare at the screen trying to think. But hopefully I got it down. Happy Nightmare Night!

The Cakes and Twilight.

As me and Pinkie were going down the stairs we heard a mare.

"Oh, good morning Pinkie, and uh..." The blue mare struggled to remember my name.

"Mrs. Cake, my name is An-"

"Anon, oh yes, now I remember. Such a unique... name." Mrs. Cake whispered the last part to herself. Mrs. Cake was a blue earth pony with a pink mane and tail that was shaped like the icing on a cupcake. She was wearing pink earings and her cutie mark was three cupcakes. She was also wearing a pink and yellow apron. And her eyes where a light shade of pink.

''Okay fuck you to.' I thought in my head as I couldn't figure out why ponies seemed to think my name was weird.

"Anon don't think that. That's rude." HA said appearing beside me.

Suddenly a yellow stallion came in carrying four boxes on his back. "Anon help him and strike a conversation. It could help you to learn more about them." HA suggested as he looked to CA who rolled his eyes.

"Mr. Cake do you need help?" I asked, looking at the boxes wobbling on his back.

"Umf, no thank you Anon, got it all covered." Mr. Cake said as he began setting the boxes down on the counter next to his wife. Mr. Cake was also a earth pony with an orange mane and tail with light green eyes. He also had a very nice chin. Mr. Cake then looked at Mrs. Cake with a look of confusion. "Honey? Why are you wearing your apron? Work doesn't start for at least another hour or two." Mr. Cake said with a hint of concern.

"Oh, well you know, force of habit." Mrs. Cake giggled at her husband's concern. There voices faded out of my head as I was looking outside through a window.

'Hey HA, what's today?' I asked as I looked out through the window.

"It's Tuesday. Why?" HA asked as he looked at the ponies going about on their day.

'I'm trying to see how long it will take for Pinkie to enroll me in school.' I thought as I heard flip flap noises coming closer to me.

"For what reason?" HA said while looking where the noise was coming from.

'Well I don't want to go to school, also because I don't want to redo elementary. I didn't even finish high-school.' I thought as I also looked at the noise. I looked down and saw a small crocodile.

"Um...hi?" I said while gulping in fear. It pounced and bite my left foreleg. "AHHHHH!" I screamed out loud alerting the other three to me. I moved my foreleg all over the place, trying to get rid of crocodile.

"Is it a bad time to say that I just realized that you didn't finish high-school in your home world?" CA said while looking over some paper he just made. Instead of panic Pinkie just giggled.

"Oh Gummy you're so funny." Pinkie Pie said before the small crocodile started bitting her everywhere. "Nonny this is Gummy, he's my friend." Pinkie giggled as she showed me her "friend."

"Your "friend" tried to eat me!" I yelled out as I back away from Gummy.

"Nooooo, silly, he can't eat you." Pinkie said as she opened Gummy's mouth. "See? He has no teeth. He's not gonna have his teeth until...I dunno." Pinkie said giggling at my fear.

Suddenly the doors bust open. The thing that came into the shop fell instantly. She was a unicorn with a mint green coat, a cyan and white mane and tail, her cutie mark was a lyre. She had some nice orange eyes with a hint of yellow.

'LYRA!' I yelled in my head. Lyra quickly scampered to her hooves and looked to Mrs. Cake, panting.

"Mrs. Cake! Do you have my order?!" Lyra yelled as she was jogging in place while looking around.

"Yes its in the back. I'll g-" Mrs. Cake said while Mr. Cake rushed into the back before Mrs. Cake could even turn.

"Wow he's fast." Pinkie said, putting down Gummy. Gummy went straight to me, wobbling from side to side.

"Ahhhh!" I screamed as I jump behind Lyra. My front hooves touching something squishy. Lyra looked at me. It seemed like she was thinking about something. I notice that but my eyes where glued to the in coming alligator. Suddenly Pinkie to the rescue, picked Gummy up with her mouth.

"Time for you to get your morning bath mister." Pinkie said trying to have a stern tone, but her puffy mane and tail bouncing up and down made her look cute. Pinkie headed up stairs, Gummy still in her mouth. I breathe a sigh of relief.

"Somepony getting a little touch?" CA grinned. While HA looked a little confused at CA. I looked at my hooves and blushed. My hooves where touching Lyra's butt. Before I could say anything Lyra gasped.

"Sorry! Sorry! I did-"

"You're Anon!" Lyra said while she looked at me with those big plate eyes.

"Wut?" I said, seeing if I could stay like that a little longer before she noticed.

"You're Anon! That colt who beat that timberwolf!" Lyra said with a big open smile.

"Y-yeah? How did you know?" I asked as I already began figuring out who.

"These three fillies Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle." Lyra said turning around which made me fall onto my face. I quickly got up. "So how did you do it? How did you take down an entire timberwolf!?"

Before I could answer we both heard a gasp.

"You beat a timberwolf!?!?" Mrs. Cake yelled, looking like she was about to faint. "How?!" Mrs. Cake said while trying to slow down her breathing.

"Somepony say something about a timberwolf?" Mr. Cake said looking around with a little sweat coming from his head. He also had a pink box on his back.

"Oh, my order!" Lyra said as she walked up to Mr. Cake. Mr. Cake gave Lyra the box and now the pink box is on Lyra's back. Lyra was about to head out before she stopped. "I know I need to go, but hey Anon come over to my house and tell me everything. Oh and names Lyra. Bye!" Lyra said before heading out. I nodded.

"Huh...wait!" I went outside looking around. "I don't know where your house is!" I yelled out, but she was gone. I sighed and went back inside. I looked at the shocked faces of the Cakes. I looked back outside and it was already like...eight or nine. I looked back at them. "What do you want to know?" I said while leaning on the counter trying to look cool.

Twilight's P.O.V.

I threw another piece of crumble paper to the floor. I groaned in frustration. I banged my head against the wall. I used my magic to bring another piece of paper to me and started writing again.

"Dear Princess Celestia I fear that a colt will...ugghhhh! Nooo!" I yelled in frustration as I crumble up the paper and threw it to the floor. "Come on Twilight! The fate of Equestria is on you're hooves and you can't even write a letter?!" I yelled at myself in anger. I got another piece of paper. "Okay Twilight you can do this." I said to myself as I began to write again.

"Dear Princess Celestia, Discord isn't gone, his magic is still alive... what!? No! That doesn't make any sense! Magic can't be alive!" I crumble up the paper and threw it to the floor. "Brain storm Twilight, brain storm." I went back to my thoughts and... "I got it!" I got another piece of paper and began to write yet again.

"Dear Princess Celestia, we haven't defeat Discord. Discord, before we stopped him with the Elements Of Harmony, made another of his chaotic monsters. It has taken a form of a colt and it calls itself "Anon." The first time I encountered it, the thing destroyed a boulder that I don't even think Applejack could buck. Then when Fluttershy said something rude to him he said I believe he said "whore" which I never heard in my life! The second time I encountered it when me and my friends where chasing down Rainbow Dash in our hot air balloon, but then it crashed. It was the thing that caused our hot air balloon to crash. Third, after a while the hot air balloon landed he flew out the basket and hit his head on the ground. The thing was it was completely fine, any foal would start crying after something like that. Fourth, it took down a timberwolf by itself. No foal could do that! It also seems to try and get close to Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy. Please respond and help me with this creature. From your student, Twlight Sparkle." I let out a sigh and leaned into my bed. I rolled the paper. "SPIIIKKKKEEE! I NEED YOU TO SEND SOMETHING!" I yelled out. Spike entered my room and looked around.

"What's with MT paper?" Spike said pointing to the piles of paper I previously tossed to the floor. I blushed in embarrassment and let out a sheepish giggle. I then gave Spike the letter. He took it and blew his green fire and the letter turned to smoke and went out the window. I nodded, I felt much better. I got up from my bed and headed downstairs.

"Now let's start today's list." Spiked followed me as he pulled out a list from nowhere. We went to the second floor. I teleported a table and place a stack of papers on it. "One hundred pieces of papers?"

"Check."

"Quills?"

"Check."

"An extra quill?"

"Check."

"Ink?"

"Check."

"Extra ink?"

"Check."

"Extra, extra ink?"

"Check?"

Anon's P.O.V.

After explaining the situation to the Cakes, beside HA and CA Pinkie had picked me up and led me to the bathroom.

"Uhhh? Ponk?" I looked up at her as she set me down.

"Yeah Nonny?" She said as she turned on the water for the tub.

"What are you doing?" I asked as she put bubbles in the bathtub.

"I'm making your bubble bath silly." Pinkie said like it was normal for her.

"Oh, well I don't need bubbles Pinkie. I can also make the bath for myself." I said chuckling.

"WHAT!? What do you mean you don't need bubbles!? Everypony likes bubble baths!" Pinkie said as she grabbed my shoulder and started shaking me. Suddenly I was lifted up and went in the warm bubbly water. I smiled as my body melted into the water.

"Mmmmmm." I let out as Pinkie started putting soap in my mane. I heard HA aww at me, but I didn't care.

"See I told you everypony likes bubbles." Pinkie giggled as she started scrubbing my mane. "We also gotta hurry, I have a picnic with my friends later today." Pinkie said as she started scrubbing my back.

"Wait you're gonna leave me here?" I said to her with puppy dog eyes. I genuinely didn't want to be far from her.

"Well...I don't think they'll mind if you come along." Pinkie said as she pats my head.

"Yay!" I said with genuine child like joy. I immediately blushed and sinked my face to the water. I tried to cover my embarrassment. Pinkie giggled and picked my chin up with her hoof. I looked at her, I looked at her beautiful blue eyes. I wondered...why did she care about me?

Accepting

"Hey Ponk." I start, looking at those caring blue eyes.

"Yeah Nonny?" Pinkie responded without a care in the world. She continued to wash me, waiting for what I have to say.

"Why?" I asked her. I didn't want to explain to her. I didn't want to sound grateful. I kinda hoped that she would figure out what I was asking. CA and HA looked at me, a little confused.

"Why what?" Pinkie asked.

"Why, did you accept me? You know back at the hospital I said you were my aunt. Why did you lie to them and say you were?" I asked. My heart was pounding.

"Oh Nonny, do I need a reason to be your aunt?" Pinkie asked as she started to drain the water out of the tub.

"YES! Yes you do! You can't just be my aunt because I just said you were!" I yelled out. Pinkie held her chin with her hoof. Her ears flapping against her forehead as she thinks.

"Well, because it looked like you needed somepony. It seemed like you were...scared. That's not the only reason why I adopted you as my nefew. It's because...well I don't know actually. My Pinkie sense was just going wild the second I saw you. I know you're something special." Pinkie said as she held my cheek with her hoof. Her tail grabbing a towel. Special. Special. That word, I only heard it from my mom. "Is that reason enough Nonny?" She asked as she began to dry me off.

"Yeah...yeah it is. Thank you, Ponk." I said as Pinkie lifted me up from the bathtub and put me on the floor. Pinkie started the water again. I looked at HA, he gave me a small smile.

"I think we have enough time before the picnic starts. It's a good time to make new friends. The CMC seem a good choice." Pinkie said before putting an abundance of soap in the water.

Ah shit.

"Ponk do I HAVE to go with them?" I asked her as she got in the tub.

"Duhhh. I mean you four have a lot in common. You all like adventure, you're the same age as them, and you don't have a cutie mark like them. It's a guarantee friendship!" Pinkie said, spilling some water to the floor.

"Well..." I started, HA glared at me, knowing what I was about to say. "I don't really...want a cutie mark." Here it comes.

"WHAT!" Pinkie yelled as she splashed the water and soap on the floor by accident. "What do you mean you don't want a cutie mark?!" She asked as she stared at me.

"Well I don't wanna be forced to do the same thing over and over again." I said. 'Will I be here long enough to get a cutie mark?' I thought. Pinkie just started giggling.

"Oh silly, a cutie mark doesn't mean you have to do something forever. It means your special talent. Like...what do you want to be when you grow up?" Pinkie asked me.

"A-a policeman." I said shyly.

"Well, if that's your cutie mark, your allowed to make other choices. A cutie mark can't force you to do anything." Pinkie said.

"Oh..." I said dumbfounded.

"Now, go and meet your new future friends." Pinkie said, smiling at me. I smiled back at her and went out the bathroom and down the stairs. Until I heard a voice.

"Uh I only ordered 12?"

I froze. That was Twilight. I peaked my head down and saw Twilight and Spike at the counter with 12 pink frosted cupcakes.

'Oh great.' I thought as I rolled my eyes.

"Maybe you can sneak around her?" HA suggested. I looked at HA a bit surprised.

'Really? I thought you would make me go to her and talk about being friends.' I thought. I looked at CA who was wearing glasses, and had piece of paper and quill in his hooves. I wasn't gonna ask.

"Well I know you and her aren't...how do I put this? Friendly to each other?" HA said while looking at Twilight. I nodded and carefully went down the stairs.

"Oh that was very thoughtful of you it's just some of the icing from the extra cupcake is getting all over the one next to it. See?" Twilight said as I saw her push the box to Mrs. Cake. I made it down the stairs and crawled on the floor to the door. I was about to get out before I saw Spike looking at me with a raised eyebrow. I ignored him and got out. I got up and...

'Uh, HA where do I find the CMC?' I thought as I began walking a random direction.

"They're usually at their clubhouse at the apple farm, so just keep going straight." HA said. I did what he said and kept going. When I was at the farm HA continued to tell me where to go. Eventually I found it. The clubhouse was, nice in a way. It seemed cozy I walked up the stairs and made the motion to knock on the door. That's when the door opened suddenly and I knocked on Scootaloo's head.

"Oh sorry! I didn-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Scootaloo screamed as she slammed the door on my face. I grabbed my nose in pain.

"Gah! My fucking...nose!" I said as I rubbed my nose.

"Girls, it's that crazy pony that doesn't want his cutie mark!" I heard Scootaloo yell out.

"What?!" I heard two other voices scream.

'You know maybe its a bad idea t-'

"No! Go and try. Please?" HA said looking at me with sad eyes. I looked back to the door a grumbled.

"No! I want my cutie mark! It's just that...uh...I was tired! Yeah!" I yelled to the door. Silence, that's all I heard, then whispering. I looked at HA and CA with a worried face. HA nodded while CA didn't give a shit. He was still writing something on that paper. Suddenly I heard the door opening. I saw three pair of eyes looking at me. Glaring, studying, and judging.

"Why are ya here?" Applebloom said with a raised eyebrow. Her tone untrusted.

"To be friends...?" I said, cringing. My tail wrapping around my hind leg. They all blinked, looked at each other and back at me.

"Why?" Sweetie Belle said, her tone still squeaky.

"Because Pinkie said...we'll be good friends?" I said my tone shaking. Scootaloo glared at me. Suddenly they pulled me in. The room was dark and a light shinned on my face. How did they do that in less then a second? I instantly closed my eyes, as they adjusted to the light I slowly opened my eyes. Applebloom was holding the light to me.

"Why should we trust ya?" Applebloom asked, her eyes staring into mine.

"Yo-you don't have too? I-I can earn your trust!" I responded quickly. Not thinking at all.

"Are ya working for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon?"

"Who?"

"Why would you be a good member of the cutie mark crusaders?"

"Uh! Because I wanna see what my cutie mark is!"

"Will you wake up in the middle of the night to go to a cutie mark crusaders meeting!?"

"I'm a light sleeper."

"Will you only be loyal to this group!?"

"I have no other grounds so yeah."

"And what's yer name again?!"

"Anon!"

"Anon will you show us how to beat up a timberwolf?"

"What?"

Suddenly the lights came back on and Applebloom turned off the light she was holding. She then held her hoof to me.

"Congrats Anon your a cutie mark crusader now." She shaked my hoof.

"What?"

Author's Note

Fun fact, CA is older then HA.