*beep* *beep* *beep* Was all I heard when I woke up. I opened my eyes to get assaulted by bright lights. I shielded my eyes, blocking the bright ass light.

My eyes adjusted to the light as I blinked. Then my head felt like it was being pushed by an invisible force. I groaned then grabbed my head, trying to make the pain go away.

I sat up and saw that I was on a white bed with rails on each side. "What happened to me?" I said with tiredness, while looking around. The room was almost pure white.

The floors where checkerboard black and white. I looked to the left of me to see a blue curtain that reached to the ceiling. Then I looked to the right to see a monitor that was making beeping noises.

"Oh shit... I'm in the hospital." I said to myself, because I was the only one in the room. "Oh shit, your awake." CA said appearing in front of me. "Oh... hey CA." I said already tired of the bullshit he didn't do.

"What's with the mood Nonny? I thought you would be glad to see me." CA said getting closer to my face.

"Okay... three things, one stop calling me Nonny only Pinkie can do that. Second where's HA at? Third... did you say shit?" "For the first one no. The second one, I dont know. The third, yeah I did so what?"

"Your the only other thing that said a curse word, and you used it right.""Yeah, because we got your memory's, remember?" CA said while walking away from me upside-down.

"I have to envy your species Anon, so much chaos in your old home." I look at him a little confused. "I never thought a species could be so ruthless." CA then turned to me and got on the edge of the bed.

"Are you sure your a human? You don't act like the humans from your memory's." I didn't respond I didn't know how to actually. CA raised his eyebrow at me waiting for an answer.

"Huh?" I said causing CA to fall of the bed anime style. "Huh? Huh! Is that really all you can say?!" "What happened!?" HA said coming in the room by going through a wall. "Nothing." I said blandly while looking over the rest of my body.

I saw that I had weird patches around my rib where the rock penetrated through. Then I noticed that my head was wrapped around in bandages. "What happened? Like after I went out?" "Well your friends carried you and rushed you to the hospital, and a lot of ponies saw you." HA said, his ears catching something.

"Anon, pretend to go to sleep." "Why?" I asked looking at him confused. "Just do it I'll tell you whats happening." HA said looking at the door. I shrugged and layed back down closing my eyes.

"Sounds like three are coming here." CA said, probably looking at the door. "Yes, but their hoof steps are not that of an adult." Then I heard the door opening.

"The cost is clear yall." I heard a southern accent say. "Come on Sweetie Belle move! I'm not trying to get caught in the hallway!" Another voice said that was responded by a squeaky voice.

"Well I'm trying to, but Applebo- woah ah!" The squeaky voice screamed as I heard a thud. 'What happened?' I said in my thoughts. "They fell on each other."

'How did they do that?' I asked in my head."You know i have no idea they were all standing then there all on the floor on top of each other." 'Lonny Toons type shit.'

Even though my eyes were closed I could feel CA and HA nod in agreement. "There getting up." HA said, then I heard groans. "I still don't know why where coming here to get our cutie mark." One of the voices said.

"I told ya Scoots we might get our cutie marks here." The southern voice said. "But why here?" The voice called Scoots replied. "Maybe we should leave before we get caught." Scoots said, before her opinion was smashed by the squeaky voice.

"Come on Scoots isn't worth trying?" The squeaky voice said. Then I heard hoof steps coming my way. "Ya know girls, I don't see how he took out a timberwolf." 'Bitch.' I said in my head.

'Wait how does she know about that?' "When you where getting carried to the hospital those three got intrigued and asked what happened. The others said they didn't know but Pinkie and Rarity knew, but Pinkie explained everything to them of how you took down a timberwolf by yourself." HA said in a tone that I couldn't read.

'Oh, wait but you helped me.' "Yeah, but remember your the only one who can see and hear us, they didn't see us." HA said a little confused of how I forgot so soon.

"Wow he really got messed up by that thing." The squeaky voice said. "Yeah but it's kinda cool that he went against a timberwolf." Scoots said with a bit of giddiness in her voice.

"Weren't you just scared of getting caught a few seconds ago?" The squeaky voice asked Scoots. "N-n no! Quiet Sweetie Belle!" Scoots said embarrassed that she was worried. 'So the other one is Sweetie Belle." I said in my head.

"Girls calm down! You might wake up our patient!" The southern voice said trying to calm the other two down. 'Patient? Wait aren't they kids, or in this world can kids be doctors?!' I asked in my head waiting for either CA or HA to answer.

"They aren't doctors, if Applejacks memory is anything to go by they are looking for their cutie mark by doing things to try and earn them." HA said probably looking at me.

'Applejack? Wait is the last one Applebloom?' I asked in my head. "Yeah she's her little sister." HA said, answering my question. Then I heard the loudest thing I ever heard in my life.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS THE PROFESSIONAL DOCTORS!!! YAY!"

I grabbed my ears in a instinct covering them. Then I heard gasps at the left and saw them. Before I could get a good look at them they screamed and went behind the curtain.

"Ah shit... my ears." I said while still hearing ringing in my ears. After a few seconds the ringing went away. Then I looked at the curtain. "I know you three are over there." I said, sitting up to get a better look.

"No, we're not he- ow!" Scoots was interrupted by something. "Shhh be quiet Scootaloo!" Sweetie Belle said, trying to shush Scootaloo. 'I thought Scoots was her name, must be a nickname.' I said in my head.

Then the curtain began to shuffle a bit. Then a normal pony with a yellow coat and red hair and tail with a big pink bow tie at the back of her head came out under the curtain. But she was wearing a oversized white doctor coat, with big fake glasses and mustache covering her face.

"Aw." I said without hesitation. "Sir, I don't like being aw at, I'm a professional doctor." The pony said while trying to get up a seat that was next to my bed. After a while of her struggling to get up the seat she finally got in.

"Now sir my doctor name is Dr. Applebloom, so what sickness do you have?" I grinned, if I'm correct about this world not having curse words, I could say whatever and she wouldn't know. "Oh you know, the very common fuck you disease."

"Anon!" HA screamed at me, while CA was laughing his ass off. Applebloom nodded and reached for something, then she looked around. "Uh, I don't have a clipboard." Applebloom then looked at the curtain.

"Assistant Sweetie Belle! I need ma clipboard!" Applebloom screamed, which made me cover my ears again. Sweetie Belle came out under the curtain. She had a white coat with a horn. Her hair and tail was pink and purple, and her eyes where green.

"I got i- ah, ow." Sweetie Belle tripped over a stethoscope she was wearing. Sweetie Belle, still on the floor, gave Applebloom the clipboard. Applebloom grabbed the clipboard with her front hooves, and she began to write with a pencil in her mouth.

'Well... this is very awkward.' I said in my head, while looking at Applebloom who's still writing. "You should try to make conversation with her, get more friends." HA suggested with a wave of his hoof.

"So, uhh, Applebloom why does your group call themselves the cutie mark crusaders?" I asked her, when I said that her eyes filled with excitement. She flew into the air her coat and glasses flew off as she had the biggest smile I've ever seen, she then fell back onto the seat.

"Oh well me and ma friends want to find our cutie marks, so we go out into the world in adventure to try to find our special talent!" Applebloom said, almost screaming into my face. I back away slightly trying not to make contact to the wall that was behind me.

"Why do you want to find your cutie marks so bad though? Doesn't seem that special to me." As soon as I said those last few words I was meet with three loud gasp. "YOU DON'T THINK CUTIE MARKS ARE SPECIAL!" The whole group shouted at me, and then the rigging came back. At this point all three of them where right next to me.

"Not really, I mean what do they really mean?!" The three recoiled back in shock. I looked to HA and CA to see if they could help, but I saw HA face hoof himself while CA made a claw making a thumbs-up.

"A cutie mark shows somepony what there meant to do!" Sweetie Belle said looking at me like if I'm crazy. I raised my eyebrow at the last part she said. "Meant to do?" I asked them, with curiosity. All of them nodded.

"So I'm only allowed to do what my cutie mark says because it's my special talent?" They nodded but noticeably slower. I blinked twice, they did the same. "I don't think I want a cutie mark." I said, shaking my head.

"WHAT!!!" All three of them screamed at me. I covered my ears again but noticed that the door flew open as some nurses came into the room. The nurses grabbed them dragging them out of the room.

"Nurse put him in one of those hospitals that keep the weird ponies, he doesn't want a cutie mark!" Applebloom screamed while the other two where out of the room. The nurse with a white coat, pink hair and tail, with a red cross as her cutie mark stopped, but quickly shook her head.

"Everypony wants a cutie mark Applebloom." The nurse said bringing herself and Applebloom out the door. She looked back at me and smile. "I'm sorry for their behavior." The nurse said before closing the door.

I heard a slow clap, I look over to see HA slowly clapping with a face of disappointment. CA however was eating a bowl of popcorn. "Wow Nonny great show!" CA said flying next to my face. "You just gave those girls an existential crisis, they will have this conversation at the back of their little head, asking themselves of why somepony didn't want a cutie mark!"

"You know Nonny your not so bad, for giving me such a show I'll give you a small gift." CA said catching our attention. "Gift?" I said looking at CA with wonder. CA smiled showing off his metal teeth. "Yes a gift." CA said as his hoof had a small purple, yellow, black, and white ball.

"This will allow you to use the small amount of chaos magic Discord gave you." CA said holding his hoof closer to me. As my hoof began to reach for the ball it was pushed back by HA. "NO!" HA said getting in between us. "Hey!" I yelled out, but I was quickly shushed by HA stare.

"He's not using chaos magic!" HA said looking back at CA with a glare. "You think you scare me you harmonic rat?" CA said getting in HA's face. "I know I don't, but there is something I do know that scares you." "What the elements of harmony? "No, this." HA reached for his hair and pulled out the six pointed star CA threw into the atmosphere.

"How did you get that!" CA said backing away. "Your not the only one with claws. HA said smugly as a cyan claw come out of his back. "Now I may not know what makes you scared of this." As HA was talking CA tried to grab the star. Seeing this HA threw the star behind him, and at me. I caught the star with my hooves and looked at it.

"Find the rest." I said, the star was glowing pink and my vision became pink as well. "What was that Anon? HA said looking at me with a face of confusion. CA though, his face was full of fear, dread, and even pain. The star started to shake in my hooves.

CA tried to grab the star out of my hoof, but before he could reach me.... I teleported. I was in space, I think? "Hello, son." A soft voice said behind me. I immediately turned around hearing the word son I thought it was my mom. But when I turned around it wasn't.

It was space, but as a body? I could see that her head was dragon like, it even looked like her tail was scorpion shaped. I couldn't see the rest of her body as she pressed her arms and legs against herself.

"Who are you?" I asked looking up to see it doing the same. "Hm? I thought Discord would've told you about me? Oh well." The being said as she lowered her head to my level and gave a small smile. "I'm your mother, Discords partner in love and chaos, I'm the embodiment of Malice and Destruction, I am..."

"COSMOS..."

Author's Note

2k words, new record.