I was standing there, wondering why I was even here. My body felt like warm water, rushing throughout my body. My head especially felt hot. I shaked my head to get the feeling off.

It didn't work, I sat down hold my head with my hooves. I brought my head up, then, down hard onto the ground. I heard and felt the cracks on the ground. I brought my head back up, 'That's better.' I look down at the ground.

"Holy shit!" I looked at the ground at awe, the ground, was completely destroyed. Cracks all over the ground, the cracks went far as three feet. These cracks weren't small either, it went deep into the ground.

The ground also became uneven, I got off the cracks. I touched my head, trying to see if I got injured, resulting...resulting...results...negative no injuries. 'Wow, my head can do that!?'

This action caused my confidence to refill. I wiped the few tears off my face. I looked up to see a green, something. It has scales, and had a hoof.

Suddenly I was picked up by something. It wrapped around my stomach. The thing brought me up to, a face. With yellow eyes, studying me. It took my brain a second to process what was happening.

"Ahhhhhhmmhhh!?!?" My mouth was closed by something. "Please refrain from screaming, my ears are not lowered in volume." The creature said as it turned one of its fingers into a screwdriver and put it in his ears.

I heard some machine like things as he moved his screwdriver finger in his ear. 'Wait a second, he looks familiar.' The creature removed his finger from his ear and unzipped my mouth.

'So that's what happened to my mouth.' "Sooo, what is your name?" The creature asked. "Uhh, my name is." "Anon, yes I know." "What's the point of asking me then!?" I said, getting annoyed.

The creature shrugged, "wait is your name?" "Discord, yes." 'Ohh shhiit!' "Well Anon, would you care for some chocolate milk?" Discord said with a small genuine smile.

Before I could answer he snapped his bird like claw. Suddenly I was teleported in a floating chair. In front of me was a table, on top of the table was two chocolate milks and two pies as well.

Discord was at the opposite side already holding a glass of chocolate milk. "Sooo, what, how are you?" I asked looking at the pie, not trusting it. "I'm doing just fine Anon, and for what I am, is none of your concern."

Discord said as he took a sip of his chocolate milk. "But." Discord starts, placing his cup down next to the second cup. "What do you think of this chaos!" Discord says flying a few inches above his throne.

"Eh." I said drinking my cup of chocolate milk. "Excuse me?" Discord said sitting back down. "What do you mean by that?" Discord said, glaring at me. "Well first off you can be more creative. Second you can make the food taste better. Third, you can make things safer for ponies."

I put my cup down, then I look up to see Discord snap his lion paw. "Try your pie." Discord said with a darkened glare. Chills went through my spine. Without hesitation I shoved the small pie in my mouth.

I chewed then swallowed, my throat hurting after I swallowed. I grabbed my cup of chocolate milk then drank the rest of it. I slammed the cup on the table, then I gasped for air.

"Sooooo, do you like?" Discord said expecting an answer. "I don't know, I didn't get to really enjoy it." I said not gasping for air anymore. Discord snapped his lion paw yet again, spawning a pie.

I took a piece of the pie and bit a small piece. The pie was really good, it was sweet and warm. "Whoa, this is really good." I took another bite of the pie.

Suddenly the pie exploded in my face. "Ahhhh!" I screamed, I fell out of the chair, hitting my head on the ground. "Hahahaha!" I heard Discord laughing.

"That brings me to my third point, we didn't even start with the first point either." I said looking up at Discord. "Safety!? Hahahoho! How can chaos be fun if there's safety?! Haha!"

"How can chaos be fun if somebody gets hurt?" Discord immediately stopped laughing. Then looked like he was thinking about what I said. I got back in the floating chair then looked at Discord.

Now that I can get a good look at Discord I realized that, he's not like anything I ever seen. His neck and face were gray, with a weird looking face.

The horns on top of his head were different from each other, one was blue with a weird shape. The other horn was yellowish, and looked like branches. His eyebrows and beard were white.

'Wonder how old he is, probably in his late 70s.' His main body was brown and long, like his neck. He also has a eagle claw and a lion paw for his arms and hand.

He also has wings, a purple bat wing and a blue bird wing, which was under his arms. I also know that he has a green leg, but not sure about the other leg. He also has a tail that looks to be red and at the end of said tail, had a weird white thingy.

He also has a big sharp tooth fully exposed. Discord looked at me, then ate his pie. "Why should I care for the safety of others?" Discord said with a raised eyebrow.

'Where did this come from?' "Because, how can ponies enjoy your chaos if they get hurt?" "Here Anon let me show you something." Discord said as he spawned a telescope in front of me.

I looked through the telescope to see a pony being afraid of everything. She didn't even go near anything either. "How can ponies enjoy my chaos if they are afraid of it?"

Discord asked me with a dark and yet sad tone. "Well maybe they don't like the amount of chaos that's happening. Maybe you should give them time to adjust?" I said no longer looking through the telescope.

"Already tried that a long time ago. They outcast what's not normal. They blame you for everything that goes wrong. You can't make any friends and even if you do...they'll abandon you in an instant if you show any aggression."

"Discord...did this happen to you?" I looked at him with a concern face. "Do you have friends, Anon?" Discord asked me while he was cleaning one of his eyes. "Yeah, why?"

"Do you believe they would still be your friends if you were different?" "Y-yeah, yeah yeah they would still be my friends!" Discord looked at me like I was in denial.

Then he smiled but not a good smile, he had a wicked smile. He snapped his fingers, which teleported me behind his throne. "What the fu- mmmmhhnnn?!?!" My mouth was zipped close and my body was restricted by multiple arms.

"Let's see if you believe your own words Anon." Discord told me in a deep serious tone. "Chaos is a wonderful wonderful thing!" Discord said with no hint of his previous conversation.

"Not as wonderful as friendship!" 'Wait that voice, that's Twilight!' "Oh, this again?" Discord said before throwing something behind him, and that thing exploded.

BOOM!

'What the fuck! Is he trying to kill me!?' "That's right you couldn't break apart our friendship for long." 'That's Applejack! So the others have to be here then." "Oh, Applejack don't lie to me. I'm the one who made you a liar."

I heard Discord say as I heard a weird tinkling noise. "Will you ever learn?" Then I heard another weird noise a humming then a pop. "I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord. We've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for."

Twilight said with Discord responding with a groan. "Fine go ahead. Try and use your little elements, frienemies. Just make it quick. I'm missing some excellent chaos here." 'He's gonna let them hit him?' I thought to myself.

"All right, ladies. Let's show him what friendship can do." Twilight said doing whatever she was doing. "Wait wait wait!" Pinkie said, 'Wonder what's she doing?'

After a few seconds I heard electric sounds but not electric, somehow? Then I saw a weird red shape fly pass me. "Oh what's this?" Discord said to himself.

Then I saw more shapes flew past me. Then I heard another weird noise it was like gems hitting each other. "Now Anon let's see if what you say will become truth." Discord said to me as one more arm came from the back of the throne.

This arm being similar to Discords eagle claw, his claw touched my chest and then I saw small tiny bits of, white, black, and purple lightning coming for me. I tried to move away, but the other arms hold me in place.

The lightning went inside me, through my chest. Pain, that's all I got, pain. I screamed but no sound came out. The pain felt eternal, but after a few seconds it got better.

There was still pain but it wasn't as bad a few seconds ago. When I looked around me I was in a rainbow, I saw little parts of the rainbow also go in my chest. I also couldn't see anything from Discord.

The rainbow stopped, and I was falling until I was teleported somewhere. I fell down on some grass and as I was about to pass out I heard two voices.

"Wow, hes exposed to the smallest amount of magic and hes passing out, how pathetic.""He never came into contact with magic in his life, what do you expect." Before I could say anything my body gave out and demanded rest.

Author's Note

So a question for you guys, do you want episodes back to back or do you want to have an episode then one week of random nonsense then an episode?