The Two Hundred Words Collab

Lyra settled in as Carrot Top shuffled around her things. She looked around the room for a while before her eyes settled on a vinyl player in the corner, which she quickly rushed over to. Carrot Top smiled, humming and bobbing her head as she picked out a record.

After a minute of messing around, Carrot Top returned to Lyra, taking a seat next to her. “This first song is called Sleepwalker, it’s one of my favorites.”

Lyra nodded as the song started to play. She was immediately hit by a random wave of notes and beats that had seemingly no composition at all. Then the main singer started ‘singing’. It immediately made the unicorn crinkle her nose.

“I’m getting out of here. I’m going back to Canterlot where all the vampires hang out—ascending past the alicorns in a brainwave frenzy of sleepwalking ecstasy. The night has infinite suns, why isn’t it brighter than the day? Celestian propaganda dims the sky. Infinite days in every night. Senior citizens dropping dead experiencing mind-breaking falling stars.” The singer screamed with a voice that made Lyra’s head hurt. “Wear sunglasses while sleepwalking! Wake up then go back to sleep! Divine mindset! Alicorn mindset!”