The Two Hundred Words Collab

Why did I say that out loud?

Wincing, Lyra glanced up to meet Carrot Top's face, fully expecting the mare to look offended. Before she can apologize, she is stopped cold upon seeing the slight grin on her face.

"How did you know?"

"... how did I know what?"

"Well, the first two-minute guitar solo is great, but what makes the song legendary is the second two-minute guitar solo that includes a sample of Discord's 'Nails on Chalkboard Symphony.' Oh! Here it is now!"

Oh sweet Celestia, give me strength!

***

Ugh, my head. What on Equestria happened?

Slowly opening her eyes, Lyra was surprised to find that she was in a cart. Glancing to the left, she saw a stallion - none other than Big Macintosh - pulling the cart at a moderate pace. Sluggishly looking right, she noticed Carrot Top sitting across from her, with a small grey unicorn filly seated next to her. Lyra couldn't recall her name, but she knew the filly was Derpy's daughter.

"Oh, you're finally awake!" said Carrot Top. "Thank Celestia!"

"What happened? Why are we in a cart?"

Sheepishly, Carrot Top explained. "You fainted shortly after the second solo began. We're headed to the hospital."