The Best Muffin Of All Time
Time travelling sentient muffin
The grey mare with the yellow mane lay resting by the doorway of the Tardis. She had been resting as the Doctor pulled up for a few random visits to old friends and even grabbed some food. Her mind replayed a number of scenes out in her head, scenes where they had in some cases escaped almost certain death, but she did it for him as much as herself.
Derpy Hooves had grown extremely adept at this travelling time thingy, on the plus side she was never late for work. But truth be told she was truly longing for something more, but the Doctor was not even a real pony, technically he was a Time Lord, the last of a species of human appearing hominids.
Derpy had sought out more knowledge on his species. She had visited Lyra for her knowledge on humans, and Twilight had shared what knowledge she had learned from her adventures with Sunset Shimmer. In the end she had only learned that human life was a far harder, darker world than what ponykind lived in. The Doctor having a particularly troublesome history.
Twilight had explained that transforming into a human was difficult at first, so the Doctor had learned as well, when he had first arrived. She had grown so accustomed to keeping him around now, the last thing she wanted was for him to move on.
"Derpy!" The Doctor said as he entered the Tardis.
"Doctor!" Derpy shouted in glee at the returning brown stallion.
"I managed to trade for the high vortex power converter that I needed, although it does need a few small tiny modifications to fit my sensor relay, but under the circumstances it is the most suitable equipment."
"What about all those foods you said you wanted to try?" Derpy had arranged most of the meals but had given him specific instructions to get whatever extra foods he wanted.
"Check." He said pulling up a satchel and placing it on a bench. "The Dragons mentioned that it needs to be cooked on authentic charcoal for the real flavour, oh I do love the cuisine of other cultures.
"Nothing beats a good muffin." Derpy grinned. "So are we ready?"
The Doctor nodded as the Tardis was sent to their destination. Tbey had agreed upon a set of mountains overlooking Canterlot, the Doctor mentioning about how it reminded him of gallifrey, his home that had been wiped out in some war, she felt saddened by such information.
The grassy mountain fields had been a viable point for their outdoor bbq picnic. Even the fluffy white clouds placed by Cloudsdale looked particularly glowing today. The picnic blanket was one with a large picture of a cinnamon muffin upon it, the background being red.
Derpy had considered this a date but, unfortuneately the Doctor was not easy to confess to, always busy with his machines and projects. That was what tbis was about, she would make this work once and for all.
"Food is ready." The Doctor came out with a tall chef hat on his head and a silver tray.
The roasted array of vegetables sat on a pile of hot coals, their smell wafting up to their snouts. Derpy sat on the rug comfortably as the Doctor served up her food. They both then began to eat as Princess Luna began to raise the moon above them.
"I always wonder, if Luna raises the moon, who raises the stars?" The Doctor asked with a hoof up to his fsce in wonder.
"I think they look beautiful." Derpy said trying to distract him. "You like beautiful things, right, Doctor?"
"Ah yes, I have seen many beautiful sights in this world." He answered.
"Ever any females in your life?" She decided to tip toe around the question a tiny bit more.
"I've travelled with lots of female companions, unfortunately they have lives to attend to." The Doctor said truthfully.
"But they were just friends right, I mean you never were with them." She asked hoping desperately the answer was what she wanted to hear.
"Ah, no, I mean we were never even the same species, though I never ceased caring about them." He seemed to be trying to recall his past companions.
"So you don't date outside of your species?" Derpy asked inquisitively.
"Well, it's a bit difficult, I don't traditionally stay anywhere long." The Doctor tried to explain.
Derpy in that moment couldn't hold back her feelings, it was stupid for her to hope he would stay. Tears began swelling in her eyes, and then began to fall.
"Derpy, what's wrong?" The Doctor rushing over and wrapping her in his hooves.
"I just..." she stammered. "I had hoped you would stay here, with me."
"Oh." The Doctor said with regret in his voice. "Derpy, I cannot really promise that, but i'll always be back to visit."
"No!" Derpy screamed the loudest. "You won't just treat me like one of your human companions, I want you!"
The Doctor was takwn aback as he pondered her emotions and words. "I would never, you are my one true friend in Equestria, I'm sorry if you felt like I was unloyal."
"Doctor..." Derpy tried to process her feelings again.
She then threw herself against him, her snout touching his as their mouths connected. The Doctor's eyes widened in shock as her wings extended, turning rigid in structure. She then pullled away, gazing at desperate hope in her eyes.
"Derpy, I..." The Doctor was lost for words.
"Please, Doctor..." Derpy managed to get out. "Tell me you felt something, something for me."
The Doctor pressed a hoof up to her face and smiled into her eyes. "Ok, I'll stay."
Derpy smiled and pressed her mouth back up against his. Her dreams were coming true.
The Doctor had decided to stay with her, or so she had been told. She had taken some time from work as Ponyville's mailmare to spend some time together, but now she had more in mind. She slipped on a slightly more revealing golden dress.
"Derpy, are you in there?" The Doctor called from the door to her room.
"Come in." She said having prepared the bed with hearts on it just for him.
The Doctor came in and immediately began surveying the bed, until finally resting his eyes on her. She quickly sat on the bed and used her hoof to swish her hair to the side.
The Doctor blushed red as he could see that she was attempting to look good for him. He took a step backwards.
"Derpy, I care for you but this is a bit too far." He managed to get out.
Derpy felt her heart shattering. "Do, I not look good to you?" She felt her heart sink lower.
"No, you look amazing, but aren't you trying to rush things too fast?" He asked.
Derpy got up from the bed and approached him. She began to kiss his mouth passionately.
"Us ponies don't live forever." She said doing her best to excite him. "I have been waiting too long for this."
The Doctor could only watch as Derpy seductively pulled down the golden dress aa ahe pulled him towards the bed. She plopped herself up onto the bed and swished her tail, it was his choice, go ahead or leave.
To her surprise the next moment she felt the Doctor's mouth on hers again. His hooves now running over her grey fur. She cooed as she worked up some courage, spreading her hind hooves for him to get a good idea of what she was offering. She tensed as she felt his hoof explore her mail slot.
"Doctor..." Derpy moaned.
She felt his hot breath between her legs, she could hardly wait for more. Then she felt him kiss her lower lips, she leaned back in enjoyment. His tongue began sliding its way back and forth into her canal. She tensed up as she ran her hooves through his mane.
"Doctor... I feel so wet and now it's really starting to itch." Her words were meant to be of pure encouragement but she could not help but sound like a complainer.
The Doctor stood up, giving her a view of his now extended shaft.
"So you do find me attractive?" Derpy asked innocently.
"I always have." He said as he pulled himself up onto the bed and placed his hooves around her.
"I want to be yours." She shivered as she parted her hind hooves again and pushed them up onto the Doctor's waist.
She felt the warm flesh of his member press up against hers as the itchy feeling changed to small jolts of pleasure coursing through her body. She quickly blushed as she felt her juices pouring out and down her fur causing it to dampen.
She felt his member leak its own fluid as it twitched around her opening like a small mating dance. She closed her eyes and simply enjoyed the sensation as the Doctor rubbed back and forth, their liquids slushing together.
Her eyes shot open as she felt the serpent beginning to prod at her opening, searching for a new home inside. She began to move her waist ever so gently, knowing it would bring him only so much more teasing pleasure.
"Derpy... I need you." The Doctor said with such newly founded desperation.
"I need you too... so badly." She felt her body beginning to burn with desire.
Derpy felt it, the prodding long instrument began to enter inside of her, pushing through her soaked nethers. She tried to spread her legs further to widen the canal but eventually he reached her barrier. The Doctor's tongue found her mouth sliding around and combining with her saliva. She trusted him in that moment fully.
The Doctor thrusted forward causing her to clench from the pain between her legs. The Doctor then began withdrawing and thrusting again, over and over. Her moans filled the room as sne tightened all four hooves around him. She wanted him to keep going, to get as deep inside of her as possible, to become one with her.
The Doctor moaned as she felt her walls tighten around his shaft. She couod do little more then close her eyes and enjoy the sensations as his large masculine form pleasured her insides.
"Derpy... I'm going to... it's too much." The Doctor warned.
"Do it, Doctor." She said wrapping herself as tightly as possible around his thrusting waist.
"Make me yours, fill me up as much as you can." She pleaded.
The Doctor seemed more than willing to oblige as he groaned and thrusted up into her as of this moment fully defenceless and vulnerable fertile womb. She felt him throbbing and pulsating as his hot fertilising stickiness began to rocket out into her. She tried kicking in an effort to move her waist, anything to desperately milk every last drop from his stallionhood.
"Oh my gosh." Was all she could say as he collapsed ontop of her and the two snuggled together.
"I love you, Doctor." She whispered.
"I love you too, Derpy." The exhausted cuddly Doctor whispered back.