Tf2 analysis anarchy: tales of the green guardian
Seven nation army part 5: the teams final play! Drive back the invading force! (Edited)
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It was a quiet day at cantelot Castle. No complaints, no important meetings, no villains threatening Equestrian way of life. It was a good day all around.
Princess Luna was enjoying a late breakfast with her sister,Princess Celestia, and talking about her shift in the night court. "So, as you can see sister, while Tirek has been dealt with, a lot of our subjects, especially the fillys and colts, are still having nightmares of Tirek coming after them and eating them. It's been a struggle trying to assure them that Tirek is locked away for good this time."
Luna said with a concerned look as seeing some of these nightmares they had have been tough on her.
Celestia then had a worried look on her face. She felt bad for her subjects for suffering these nightmares Cas of Tierk and wondered what could they do to help them. "Hmmm...I can't imagine what scars Tirek left on our little ponys. What about Twilight? I still feel bad at leaving the responsibility of dealing with Tirek on her shoulders."
Luna then thought back to Twilight's dream and didn't recall seeing Tirek in her dreams. In fact, she recalled seeing a different dream entirely. "Well...Twilight's was actually more sad rather then terrible. From what I could sence, there's a great hurt and sorrow that has taken hold of her heart. Tia, I think you'll need to talk to her."
Celestia's heart cracked a bit as she heard this. Even though she's a princess now, Twilight was-No- she STILL is her faithful student! She would even go as far as to say that Twilight was like the daughter she never had. Just like how Spike was her adopted son, despite not being her biological son. And as her teacher/mother, Celestia felt that she failed Twilight by not being there for her.
Celestia then had a serious look in her eyes as she stood up and said "Luna, can you hold the day count for the day? I need to-"
Before Celestia could ask Luna to hold the day court for her, the castle began to shake and a loud yell could be heard from far across equestria, coming from a large pillar of darkness in the distance.
"RrrrrAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Luna's ears perked up as she recognized who was yelling. It was definitely Spear but...'Is my son...in pain?!'
Similar to how Celestia views Twilight as her daughter, when Luna learned that Spear's DNA was made comprised with her DNA in his make up, she took it apon herself to be mother figure to him. Although, it's more like she's adopted him as her son, but he didn't seem to mind.
However, Luna's motherly instincts kicked in as she Spear's painful yell as she then said "Sister! We must head to Ponyville straight away! I fear my son's in great danger!"
Luna rushed off to the chariots as Celestia told her assistant to close the day court for the rest of the day. The royal sisters had to check on their precious babies!
Back to the present, in Coal Town
As the nightmare/dark chaos fusion power coursed through me, I felt that me and Mecha were on equal footing, despite Mecha being in a super state of his own. The more we clashed, the more I grew accustomed to this new power. It was such a rush! Was this how mom felt when she was nightmare moon?! So cool!
Ok, ok. Firsts things first. Deal with the invading robot army ,THEN fanboy about this awesome new power! As the we fought in the sky above Coal Town, I managed to sence the others in their battles across the town too.
The snipers were keeping the aerial enemies at bay, Thespio was causing chaos within the enemy lines, Spike and Eliora were protecting Firebrand and Keyframe, and everyone else was scraping the bots to shrapnel.
But one thing still bothered me. Where were Doc and Finn at? And what plan did Doc had that can help us? I decided to focus on Mecha Sonic while the others handled the other bots when suddenly, "Hey everyone, Doc's plan worked! Fall back to the spawn point so we can get out of here!"
I then smiled that the signal was sended! I then kicked Mecha far so I can help the others head to the spawn ponit. Cas we headed for the spawn point, Lightning bliss and Silver quill ended up surrounded by heavy bots! I began to go and help them, but suddenly...
Silver quill then picked up Blissy and showed her to the bots and said "Nobody Twitch a servo! I am armed with weaponized cuteness and a history of poor choices!"
Lightning bliss began to panic and said "U-Um, your sure this is gonna work?!" She then began to look cute as a defense mechanism to hopefully not get blown up.
Thankfully, it worked, as each bot exploded from cuteness overload. The last soldier bot then rolled up and said "Bip-bop son. Bip-bop" and exploded soon afterwards.
Silver quill cheered that his plan worked. While Lightning bliss grumbled "Grrrr... it's always because I'm cute."
I chuckled as I was suckered punched by Mecha Sonic. Who afterwards, saw what was happening. "So, you thought you all were clever in using the enders gambit...Well, I'm not allowing that to happen!"
His ki then spiked as he began to change a massive energy ball in his hands and said "I'LL WIPE OUT THIS ENTIRE PLANET!!!"
H-he's not serious, is he? If he fires a attack with THAT much power...Not only Coal Town will be obliterated, But ALL of eques will be destroyed too!
"No! I won't let you!" I then changed my ki scythe with power and sended a energy slash at Mecha to try and interpret the attack, but...
*Boom* 'it...DID NOTHING?! Mecha was probably using the energy to shield himself somehow! Then how am i...' *boom*
I then saw Maddy fire her rocket launcher at the energy ball itself and it exploded on Mecha Sonic! "HAH! Best to keep your eyes open when your in the battlefield!"
I waved at Maddy and said "Thanks for the assist Maddy!" Now to finish Mecha Sonic off, while I have the chance!
I then cupped my hands together and focused on drawing power. But somehow, the moon was rising to the sky and the sun set earlier then expected. Was...was this MY doing?
I then continued to focus on changing energy into this attack and... wait, is the moon...giving me energy?!
My attack then turned into a brilliant blue as the moon continued to empowered me. Hopefully this attack will finish this.
meanwhile, at train station
Twilight and the others were waiting for the train as they began to rest from the fight of their lives. Twilight wondered if HOW to apologize to Spear on her behavior when she noticed something. "
Huh? That doesn't make sense. The sun's going down...but the moon's going up? And..." Twilight looked at the clock and saw "It's only four aclock in the afternoon?! What's going on here?!"
Her freak out attached the others as Applejack then said, "What in tarnation is going on?! Are Celestia and Luna fighting again or something?!"
Twilight then said "Girls, I know you wanna head home now, but..."
Applejack then interrupted her and said "You don't need to explain sugercube. We hear ya loud and clear."
The others nodded in understanding as Twilight said "Ok, let's head to cantrlot and check on the princesses, fast!"
They then bought tickets for cantrlot and left on next train to the castle. Hoping that everypony is already.
Meanwhile, in the skies above cantrlot
"Luna..." "Yes sister?" "Why is your moon where my sun is supposed to be?"
Luna looked up and saw that her sister was right. Why DID her moon rise early? "I'm not sure what is going on, but I didn't do this."
Celestia then thought what else could have brought the moon up, and had a weird idea. "Well...Do you think Spear is somehow causing the moon to rise?"
Luna thought of it and said "Well, if that's true then..." Luna's eyes then watered with a prideful smile grew on her face and said "My little boy is growing up!"
Celestia giggled as she saw her little sister overwhelmed with motherly pride. "Maybe, but Luna, perhaps we'll have to talk to him about moving our celestial bodies without our say so."
Luna nodded as she was gonna have to talk to him about getting permission to move the sun and moon next time...after praising him on such a feat, as they continued to ponyville.
Now, back to Coal Town
*Normal P.O.V*
Spear continued to charged his attack as the moon empowered the attack even more. The energy from the building attack was growing incredibly strong and it looked like it was gonna pop.
Lightning bliss saw Mecha Sonic wanting to charge at Spear and interpret his attack. She wasn't about to let that happen. She ran off as Firebrand yelled "Bliss! What are you doing?!"
Lightning bliss then yelled "Giving Spear more time to charge! We can't let that oversized toaster attack him mid-charge!"
Firebrand, knowing that she was right, then followed her as she said "Firebrand?! What are you -" "Look, if Spear needs a bit more time, then you'll need all the help you can get to hold him back! Now, are you in or not?!"
Lightning bliss nodded at Firebrand and headed to a point where they can hold Mecha Sonic back.
Eliora, overhearing what Bliss was saying told Spike, "Spike, head to the spawn point. I'm gonna help blissy."
Spike nodded and said "Please make sure that both my brother AND you are safe,ok?"
Eliora smiled and said "Don't worry kid, I'll make sure we're BOTH safe." She ran off and joined Firebrand and Lighting bliss as Spike ran to the spawn point.
As Spike made it to the Spwan point, he saw Key frame with Thespio, still fuming about getting roasted by Eliora and Toon, and she asked "Spike, what is going on!? Why is it night time?!"
Spike then explained "Spear is changing a massive attack on Mecha Sonic to finish it off and needs time to finish getting power for it, but Mecha sonic is wanting to attack him first!"
Thespio then heard this and said "Oh... that's not good. If that bucket of bots attacks him while charging that much power, it could destroy him from the inside out!"
That's When Keyframe heard that, she ran off as Thespio said "Hey, wait for me!" The two of them ran after the others as Spike looked at what was about to happen.
Mecha Sonic knew what Spear was up to, and he wasn't gonna allow it to happen. "Your pathetic attack will do NOTHING to me!" Just before he charged at him a white glow in snared it and held it in mid-air.
It looked down and saw who did it. It was Firebrand, Keyframe,Eliora, Thespio, and Lightning bliss, holding it in place with their combined unicorn and alicorn magic.
Eliora then shouted "Spear! What are you waiting for?!" Firebrand than shouted as well saying "Fire everything you got it!" Lighting bliss, Keyframe, and Thespio then joined them and they all said together "GET HIM!!!"
With his friends beside him, he then poured every ounce of energy he had and shouted Luner FLAAAAAASH!!!
A massive blast of alicorn magic and ki fired from Spear's hands and hit directly on Mecha Sonic. And not just hitting him, but engulfing it in the blast. The final flash he was charging up was intense already, but with the alicorn magic,dark chaos energy, AND the moon empowering him and the blast. He knew that even Mecha Sonic couldn't have survived that.
And even in it's semi-super state, it would have at least crippled it. So, Mecha Sonic is finally not a threat anymore. Or At least he hopes so.
Those were his last thoughts as he detransformed and fell from the sky. Luckily, Lighting bliss caught him with her magic and gently put him on Key's back as Lightning bliss then said "Is he ok Firebrand?"
Firebrand then began to find a pulse on him and did felt a strong one on him. "He's ok. Just drain and bruised from that fight. Better get him on the teleporter."
Keyframe then gave him a confused look and said "And what are YOU gonna do?" Firebrand gave a smag look and said "I'll be the last one on. Gotta make sure that ONE more thing is done first."
Keyframe then rolled her eyes as she carried Spear and gently put him on the red team's teleporter and he wrapped away.
Meanwhile, in cantelot
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN CELESTIA AMD LUNA ARE NOT HERE?!" When Twilight and the others arrived in cantrlot, they all headed straight for the castle.
Unfortunately, Celestia's assistance, Raven ink well, had told them "That's correct Princess Twilight. I'm afraid the royal sisters had to rush off on a emergency in ponyville. Something about 'Checking on their babies'?"
Twilight's ears fell down as she felt depressed. Rarity walked over to her Side and said "Oh, I'm sorry that this didn't go as you hoped, but at least we know that the princesses aren't fighting with each other."
Twilight then smiled a bit, but she also wondered what was happening in town.
Raven then said "If you want your highness, I CAN arrange a couple of royal chariots for you and your friends to get back to ponyville with. Of course, it'll take some time for the night guards to get here and set up enough chariots for all of you, so...you all should be back in a hour or so?"
Twilight Smiled and said "Thank you Raven. Princess Celestia is lucky to have a great assistant at her side."
She smiled and said "Thank you for the kind words your highness. Maybe at some point I can work with you sometime?"
Twilight shook her head and said "That's a nice offer, but I'll past. I already have the best assistant/ friend a pony could have."
Raven smiled and nodded, as she understood the boud she has with Celestia's son. As Twilight and the others waited for their rides home. Tired from their fight but also anxious to apologize to their close friend.
Back to Coal Town
Spear's P.O.V
I began to wake up after fainting from my battle with Mecha Sonic. Man, dose my head hurt and my body is aching. That power was incredible, but its gonna take time to master it. Now I know where Goku was coming from with Super sayain for the first time
I opened my eyes and I saw Doctor wolf and Finn looking me over. "Oh, thanks Celestia your ok Spear!"
Doc helped me up as I asked "W-what happened? Where am I? Is everyone ok?"
Surprisingly, it was Finn that gave me a run down on what happened. "Well, according to Keyframe, you passed out after firing your luner flash at Mecha sonic and sended him to the far side of the bad lands. After that, Lightning bliss caught you and Keyframe carried you to the teleporter, and here you are outside of Coal Town, near the Robot spawn point."
When Finn said that, suddenly Doc's plan came together. "So Doc's plan was for us to keep their forces distracted so you and Doc can sneak near the spawn point and set up Teleporters to get us all here?"
Doc nodded and said "Sorry for not being so detailed with the plan, but time WAS of the essence after all."
I smiled and said "It's ok Doc, I get it. You trusted us to hold the line and we did it. After all, friendship and teamwork both need trust to stand strong, right?"
Doc nodded as he gathered everyone together to rally for a final assault on the robot spawn point and everyone was there except for Firebrand and...wait, where's Voice and Golden?
I looked around and saw Voice trying to drag Golden back to the group when Golden shot and bounced to a robot scout with a nuke and bounced from bot after bot after bot.
Keyframe got closer to see the spectacle as the bot landed on the spawn point...when the nuke got armed and a explosion took out the robots and the Spawn point in one shot! It was unbelievable! I would have not believed it is I didn't see it!
Golden fox was treated as a hero of the hour. And I'm happy for him for getting the spotlight.
But I was surprised when Keyframe came over to me and said "You know, Golden wasn't the ONLY hero today! Seriously, if it wasn't for you, Mecha Sonic would have wasted all of us and the plan would have been for nothing. If anything, YOU just as big of a hero as Golden. Thank you."
After Keyframe said that, I blushed and said "Awww thanks, but I'll be honest, all of you helped me beat Mecha Sonic. If it wasn't for Maddy blasting it with a rocket for an opening and you all holding it down so I can blast it, it would have been impossible."
I tried to be modest, but they were NOT having it. Maddy then walked over and said "Ay, no need to be modest now. You help save the day! Bask in the glory once in a while."
She's not wrong, it felt good. But I think we all know it was a team effort. We eventually hear the teleproter go off and saw Firebrand smile about teasing Dusty on our plan...
but immediately got distorted when he found out that..."Did I just miss an explosion?! That's...that's my thing! How could you let me miss my thing?!"
I rolled my eyes and said "Sorry F.B, but you insisted on being last and you missed the explosion Cas of it. Sorry, but that's how the cookie crumbles."
Firebrand then replied "But I was rubbing something in! That's important when taunting the enemy!"
I then thought about and...he's kinda right. Taunting the enemy is a classic move in these kinds of fights. Or if you wanna be toxic, which I'm also guilty of.
"Ok, I can't argue there. But was it wise to tick off a earth pony with the power of the alicorn amulet?" Firebrand shook his head, while still smiling and said "Nope, Stupidest thing I've ever did."
Silver quill, sounding relieved, said "Who cares?! It's finally ever! We all made it out just fine and I-" *Crash* Silver, you just HAD to tempted fate, didn't you?!
From the small crater and the smoke, came Dustykat, and he was PISSED. He stomped his way to us as all of us moved back. Despite being bruised, beaten, and drain of energy. I was determined to fight and protect the others.
Thespio then tried a sneak attack, but got grabbed in a choke hole and..."NoogieNoogieNoogieNoogieNoogie!"
I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Was Dusty...giving Thespio a noogie?! ...It's official. I've seen everything.
Dusty then walk up laughing and said "I can't believe I fell for the old enders gambit! Classic!"
Eliora then put a hoof on head and said "Ok, How do YOU know that?!" Dusty chuckled and said "Who DOSEN'T know that? Didn't you see the film? Books better by the way." Spike then nodded and said "OH yeah, Twilight would totally agree with you there."
Dusty continued and said "Oie, was THAT fun! Qcacky, you lot aren't so bad! Especially the mobiun back there! I wasn't expecting him to summon the flipping moon like Princess Luna, or have that form to trash that tin can back there, but you lot when and surprised me there."
I smiled at the compliment, but I collapsed on the floor and nearly passed out from exhaustion. Keyframe used her magic to carry me on her back as I managed to say "T-thanks key."
She smiled and nodded as Dusty said "Yeah...I think I'll let you guys live for now. Heh, this is gonna be loads of fun. Just, dropping in on you lot every now and again. Heh heh heh heh."
Well, looks like we're gonna have to train harder then ever if we wanna stay sharp in case Dusty decides he wants to visit. And I'll have to train to master my new Nightmare form to be more efficient in battle.
As Dustykat walked off, Voice decided to ask, "Hey question. Where did you get all the robots from?" To our horror, Dusty said "Don't know, their not mine."
Everyone freaked out and said "WHAT?!"
Dusty then continued and said "I just let them attack you for the giggles. Heh heh. See you around!"
As Dusty left, a pit began to form in our stomachs. If Dusty didn't send the Robots...then who did? I passed out on Keyframe as we all headed back to Ponyville.
While we can worry about what's happening another day, this was the time to celebrate! We won the battle! It was time to party!
Author's Note
Whew! That chapter is FINALLY done! Epilogue is next and then after that, I'll be blending analysis anarchy videos with mlp episodes with a analysis anarchy flare to them! Special thanks to Postwarmonkey50 for helping me brainstorm ideas to potential episodes! See you all for the epilogue of the seven nation army special!
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