xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 3:43 PM
hey how’s the date go
*how’d
if you’re getting married I better be invited
SunShim yesterday at 3:44 PM
Not something we’re gonna need to worry about
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 3:44 PM
well that doesn’t sound great
SunShim yesterday at 3:44 PM
Yup.
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 3:44 PM
you good?
SunShim yesterday at 3:45 PM
Been better
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 3:46 PM
tf happened
SunShim yesterday at 3:48 PM
He never showed up
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 3:48 PM
YO WHAT THE FUCK
WHO TF STANDS UP MY GIRL LIKE THAT
IM GONNA BEAT HIS ASS
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 3:53 PM
where you at rn
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 3:58 PM
where you at
SunShim yesterday at 4:01 PM
Don’t want to talk
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 4:03 PM
ok cool but where you at rn
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 4:11 PM
yo if youre gonna be bummed out, ok, but just tell me where youre at
i wanna make sure youre doing ok
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 4:19 PM
sunset
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 4:32 PM
hey im worried, just lemme know whats up alright?
i mean i know whats up you know what i mean
SunShim yesterday at 7:58 PM
Hey
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 7:59 PM
WHERE YOU BEEN DUDE
IVE BEEN WORRIED SICK
SunShim yesterday at 8:00 PM
Sorry
Just kinda crashed when I got home
I’m alright
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:01 PM
so whats this guys name again
asking for a friend
SunShim yesterday at 8:01 PM
Please don’t go after him
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:02 PM
MAN THATS SOME BULLSHIT THOUGH I WANNA KICK HIS ASS
HE DID MY FRIEND SO DIRTY
SunShim yesterday at 8:02 PM
It might have been something important
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:03 PM
fat fucking chance
no fr i didn’t like the vibes on this guy
SunShim yesterday at 8:03 PM
You say that every time I find a guy
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:03 PM
cuz your taste in dudes is shit
where’d you even find this guy anyway?
SunShim yesterday at 8:04 PM
Online
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:04 PM
are you using dating apps or something
cuz those never work
SunShim yesterday at 8:05 PM
Might’ve
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:05 PM
girl cmon
SunShim yesterday at 8:05 PM
That's what they’re for
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:06 PM
yeah and if they worked thatd be great
those things are full of losers who wanna get laid but are too bad with people to get any
SunShim yesterday at 8:07 PM
Well if they don't work, why are they so popular?
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:09 PM
sunset
youre killing me rn
SunShim yesterday at 8:09 PM
Well deal with it, you’re not the one who got stood up
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:10 PM
mfer youre out here on dating apps when half this town wants a piece of that
tf you doing
seriously tf you doing, i dont get it
SunShim yesterday at 8:11 PM
I wanted to try something
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:11 PM
try what, get dumped?
SunShim yesterday at 8:11 PM
Fuck off
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:11 PM
im serious
SunShim yesterday at 8:12 PM
So am I. Fuck off
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:12 PM
no fr like what are you trying to do
half our class would probably date you at this point
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:39 PM
hey i wanna help
SunShim yesterday at 8:42 PM
?
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:43 PM
idk i wanna help
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:49 PM
this whole thing is fucking with me
SunShim yesterday at 8:51 PM
It is what it is
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:52 PM
yeah well what it is is fucking with me
are you good?
SunShim yesterday at 8:54 PM
I guess
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:54 PM
like in general
dont ‘i guess’ me
gimme something decisive
sound sure of yourself
SunShim yesterday at 8:56 PM
Not feeling very sure of myself so I don’t know what to tell you
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:56 PM
im worried youre going through some shit rn and idk how to help
SunShim yesterday at 8:57 PM
I appreciate the concern
/gen
I don’t know how to talk about this
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 8:59 PM
see there’s these letters on the screen that you touch and they become words and phrases
SunShim yesterday at 8:59 PM
:middlefinger:
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:00 PM
lmao
SunShim yesterday at 9:02 PM
I’m not sure what I’m doing
Like
Idk I get worried about things
I worry that people local are going to come in with these expectations about me
I’ve kind of got a history
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:04 PM
of being awesome
SunShim yesterday at 9:04 PM
And being a turbo-bitch who tried to invade a foreign nation using their magically shanghaied children
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:05 PM
are you still on about that even now?
SunShim yesterday at 9:05 PM
Uh
Yes?
It’s kind of a big deal
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:06 PM
people in this town aren’t resentful
SunShim yesterday at 9:06 PM
You don’t have to be resentful to be rightfully cautious of the mare who tried to kidnap an entire generation for child soldier purposes
As a demon
Using magic
I blew up the front of the school with a fireball
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:07 PM
shit happens
we fixed it
everyone knows youre cool
SunShim yesterday at 9:07 PM
Sometimes I feel like you guys really undersell what I did. Just because you’re over it doesn’t mean anyone else is or that it’s any less fucked up
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:07 PM
theyre gonna find out eventually dude
the guys you date i mean
SunShim yesterday at 9:08 PM
Not if they’re not from around here
xX_Rainboomer_Xxyesterday at 9:08 PM
so what youre just gonna hope they don’t find out?
this seems like an awful lot of extra work when you could pick from half the town who are already cool with you
also why dudes?? since when do you date dudes?
SunShim yesterday at 9:08 PM
I dated Flash
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:08 PM
that doesnt count
SunShim yesterday at 9:08 PM
He’s a dude
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:09 PM
are you trying to tell me that was legit
SunShim yesterday at 9:09 PM
No
He’s a dude though
It counts
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:09 PM
you’re gay af, just own it
SunShim yesterday at 9:10 PM
I wanted to try dating a guy
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:10 PM
and again
youre one of the hottest girls in the school
just pick one
SunShim yesterday at 9:10 PM
You make it sound so easy
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:10 PM
YOURE THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE SCHOOL MFER YEAH IM MAKING IT SOUND EASY
CUZ ITS EASY
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOURSELF
fr im convinced you could have that entire school around your finger at any time
but like by being sexy
not evil
though idk evil’s kinda sexy
SunShim yesterday at 9:11 PM
Tell me you have a type without telling me you have a type
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:11 PM
my hair is a damn rainbow
my NAME is rainbow
yeah i have a type it’s BABES
SunShim yesterday at 9:14 PM
So what you’re saying is you want a turn
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:14 PM
letmeinletmeIIINNN.gif
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:18 PM
still there?
SunShim yesterday at 9:19 PM
Yeah
Thinking
Sorry
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:19 PM
im here if you need me
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:22 PM
call?
SunShim yesterday at 9:24 PM
I need the silence rn I think
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:24 PM
k
SunShim yesterday at 9:38 PM
Feeling gross
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:38 PM
yeah well thats stupid
youre not gross
SunShim yesterday at 9:39 PM
Are you sure? Cuz guys seem to think so
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:39 PM
I told you
dont use those apps
theyre crap
thats the kind of stuff Fluttershy’s brother would be really into
mfer probably has a grindr account and everything
SunShim yesterday at 9:40 PM
Never met her brother
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:40 PM
keep it that way
greaseball
hes the dude they warn girls about when they’re getting into the dating scene
hes got so many red flags im p sure he lives in a tent made of them
SunShim yesterday at 9:40 PM
Noted
Guess Fluttershy got all the sweetness genes
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:40 PM
fr
could get cavities from that girl
SunShim yesterday at 9:42 PM
Have you asked her out yet?
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:42 PM
no
i don’t wanna make things weird
and idk if she’s into girls
SunShim yesterday at 9:43 PM
I’m surprised you haven’t asked yet
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:43 PM
bro I can’t just ask
thats so obvious
SunShim yesterday at 9:43 PM
Alright miss rainbow hair, you tell me how that subtlety is going
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:43 PM
LOOK
ok that’s one thing alright
but I can’t just ask the person what they’re into
when im trying to figure out if they’d be into me
i may as well just ask her if she’s into me at that point
and that could make it really weird
you gotta be smooth
SunShim yesterday at 9:44 PM
Rainbow Dash, I love you, but you’re about as smooth as a gravel road
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:44 PM
i can be smooth
SunShim yesterday at 9:44 PM
In your dreams maybe
I think it adds to the charm tbh, everyone loves a little Failgirl energy
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:44 PM
bitch im awesome
SunShim yesterday at 9:45 PM
You can be awesome and be a massive dork
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:45 PM
f_is_for_fuckyou.gif
SunShim yesterday at 9:45 PM
lol
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:48 PM
brb gonna slap dinner together
SunShim yesterday at 9:48 PM
It’s kinda late for dinner
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:49 PM
yeah well I got distracted
cuz SOMEONE was having a real shit day and needed someone to rescue them
you feeling any better btw
SunShim yesterday at 9:49 PM
A little
I want to talk more
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 9:49 PM
sick
I got you
brb real quick
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 10:08 PM
back
SunShim yesterday at 10:10 PM
Hey
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 10:10 PM
how you feeling
SunShim yesterday at 10:11 PM
Needy
Pent up
Tbh
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 10:11 PM
wym
SunShim yesterday at 10:11 PM
You know
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 10:11 PM
need help?
SunShim yesterday at 10:12 PM
Would it be weird to say yes
xX_Rainboomer_Xx yesterday at 10:12 PM
no
SunShim yesterday at 10:12 PM
Then yes
I really enjoyed writing this. I had entirely too much fun replicating the Discord message format in FimFiction's text editor. I'm not entirely sure how well this works for a cohesive narrative, but this feels to me like it was ripped straight out of a Discord chat, which was the point, so I'm happy with it. Very fun departure from my usual writing style.
