Chapter 16: Of Butter and Cake

written by TheCrimsonDM

Twilight was busy eating her hayburger as she looked at the weird alien pony toy that Fluttershy was holding. "And that's a... rare one?"

"Oh my yes, it's the golden version of Lord Freezer. See, he's the bad guy in the space arc, and it's because of his evil that the main character transforms and goes boom with fire and fighting and magic and Squee!"

"Heh, glad your happy then."

"I am so happy. I know that this is the final from of Freezer, and sadly he does die in the next story arc, and doesn't come back. He's not really that powerful after that arc and is kind of... a joke. But like, what if he could have a fifth form like his brother! Oh that would be so cool. I'd pay for that movie but... well the author finished the story 10 years ago."

"I see."

"W-we're only just now getting translations of the full story here, so I'm excited to see it without having to watch it in neighponese."

So far it had been a relatively simple date, but it was a fun one. Twilight couldn't deny that she liked spending time with Fluttershy, especially when she let her inner nerd out. Sure this was more of Spike's ballpark but Twilight loved seeing the pure joyful enthusiasm that Fluttershy had on display. It was very similar to the way that Twilight felt about anything relating to Starswirl the Bearded. So it was nice to see somepony having such a passionate interest like she did.

Looking back at the doorway to the McPonies, Twilight thought about how much she loved to spend time with Fluttershy like this. Could they really get all the time they needed together when she was in charge of a whole herd? Even if she plotted a schedule there were more ponies than there were days. Perhaps some kind of buddy system was in order. Two ponies one day. Then she'd need to make sure they didn't overlap. Or perhaps make sure that her lovers all loved each other as much as her so they could care for their own needs should they require it? Oh this was a mess. And she hadn't even started yet.

"Twilight, are you okay? Am I boring you?"

"No, not at all. Sorry if I spaced out a bit there. I was just thinking."

"What are you thinking about?"

"How to make this whole thing work, but also, how adorable you are when you talk about your love for anime."

Fluttershy's entire face when beet red in a heartbeat. Such a cute pony. Twilight did her best not to squee out loud, only internal squees allowed... for now. She could humiliate Fluttershy with such adoration in private, later. Speaking of private... looking at the clock it was just past noon. And this was a good date so far. It left Twilight wondering what she could do next. She could take Fluttershy to the library to do some reading... oh wait they just did that. How about to a petting zoo to see all the... no, Fluttershy lived with animals, though somehow she expected that she'd still like it. Hmm a record store to pursue musical choices... wait what kind of music did Fluttershy even like?

"Fluttershy, what's your favorite kind of music?"

"Indie folk, oh or anime city pop, or stoner rock."

"I'm vaguely familiar with Indie folk, its usually pretty romantic."

"Yeah... yeah it is."

Okay music store might be fun. They could also go to an arcade, did Ponyville have an arcade? Though twilight wasn't much of a gamer, she did love a lot of the arcade classics, like the one where you use a ball gun to try and knock a clown's teeth down and collect tickets for prizes. It was probably a bit too violent for Fluttershy's tastes though. So she'd have to figure out something else. Twilight was pretty sure it would be a music store after all.

"Twilight..."

"Yes, Fluttershy?"

"Is your home um... gonna be quiet and um, empty today?"

Twilight nodded. "Spike is out with Pinkie Pie for the day. Celestia wanted to spend time with Applejack. And Luna is sleeping back at their mansion. She realized they needed to do some more work there to make it presentable or something."

"Then can we go back to your place..."

"We were there all morning."

"I-I know, its just mine is so full of animals, and they don't always let me... have private time. Especially not when I have such a beautiful pony with me."

Fluttershy leaned over the table. Her lips growing ever closer to Twilight's. Twilight had promised herself to hold off on kissing until she had gone on a date. This counted as a date so... she leaned in. Their lips met in a soft and gentle touch that left Twilight shivering with undisguised pleasure. Once she pulled away she could feel that heat starting to grow on her rump again. If she didn't hurry home soon she'd be leaving a sticky mess all across Ponyville.

"You want to come with me to my place, I think I can do that. Nopony should be using my bed so it's all free."

Fluttershy fluttered her eyes and looked from side to side nervously. "That sounds... wonderful."

***

Spike was having more than a little fun hanging out with Pinkie Pie in her room. They'd taken the day to just hang out together, doing whatever came to mind. Be it smoking some sillyweed, watching cartoons, drawing in a coloring book, or well, that other thing was saved for later. For now the pair were on the bed, Pinkie Pie laying down on her side and Spike leaning his back against her belly as they watched some silly cartoons together. Something about a coyote always trying to catch a road runner but always failing.

Pinkie's hoof was messing with one of his spines. "Teehee, their so soft. You'd think they'd be pokey but their like a stuffed animal."

"You know, ponies always say that when they first touch them. They can get hard, but only in a fight."

Pinkie giggled. "I wonder what else gets hard eh?"

"You already know what else gets hard."

"HA! Yeah I do."

Spike wiggled a bit trying to shake those ideas away. Oh sure he loved Pinkie... maybe a lot more than he was willing to admit. Yet it was a slight issue that Twilight had always taken such a hard stance on his private affairs. She didn't need to do that but she treated him more like a child than an adult some days. Something he had tried to sway her from a few times now but failed.

"Hey, Spike, how old did you say you were again?"

"Ugh by my last count, something like a hundred and fifty. It's hard to count time when you're in an egg. Whatever magic Celestia and Twilight used on me messed up the whole cycle. I can remember vague things from before that but the memories are often hazy and weird."

"Oh yeah, like what?"

"A coppery taste in my mouth, a desolate landscape where pillars of bone stood out like mountains. A sun that looked just plain wrong. Golden light, and a heat so intense that I could feel it with my bones. Then darkness. Darkness for a very very long time."

"Weird, I wonder if Celestia like, killed you in a past life."

"Pinkie, that's messed up."

"Eh, Twilight's past life was as a cat that had sex with Discord, so why not?"

"I... don't want to think about that."

"Oh and Fluttershy was mothra once."

"Pinkie, did you hit the silly weed before I came over."

"... Maybe."

Spike laughed. she was always so weird when she was on silly weed. She came up with the strangest ideas, stranger than usual even, and more than that she had an uncanny knack to... be right about things nopony should know. He had heard the tales from the cutie mark crusaders about past lives. Dragons of course were theorized to reincarnate rather than create entirely brand new life. Though Spike's specific origins were unknown and strange. Even he didn't get permission from Celestia to know exactly where his egg came from. Heck, one time a random dragon even tried to say he was Spike's dad. Celestia quietly made that dragon disappear and explained that she knew who Spike's father was, but he was long since gone from this world.

"Maybe I was an evil villain in my past life?"

Pinkie shrugged. "No way to know right."

"Nope."

Pinkie Pie was continuing to play with his spines. "Spike, I'm bored."

"Me too."

"Make me not bored."

"What am I supposed to do?"

"Show me why you're a dragon man, not a dragon boy."

Spike nearly spat his bit. That was out of the blue, not unexpected, but out of the blue. "You know if Twilight catches-"

"Twilight's busy having sex with another pony right now, I think we're good."

"Sex! Twilight!"

"Yeah."

Spike had to process that for a minute, then laughed. "Aw who am I kidding, last time she caught me in an awkward spot she literally couldn't figure out what I was doing and left. I think we're good."

"Sex time, yay!"

"Shhh, not so loud. the Cakes will hear."

"Spike I deal with them having sex every single night, they are not quiet. Heck sometimes I join in. So I think we're okay."
That was news to spike... well when in Rome.

Spike pushed himself up and turned to face Pinkie. Pinkie Pie wasted no time in pressing her lips to his, and they began kissing immediately. Hot sensual lips. Sweet fragrant frosting saliva. Soft hooves caressing his sides. Oh yeah, he was in heaven. They kissed deeper, tongues reaching out, mixing together and sharing saliva. Heat flushed through Spike's entire body, his draconic members growing out in response to her sensual kissing.

After a moment she pulled away and looked down at his lap. "Mmm is that for me?"

"All for you, Pinkie."

"Aww thanks, you shouldn't have."

She lowered her head, planting a trail of kisses down his chest, belly, and then right where it mattered most. He gave a sigh of pleasure as she quickly got to work with her mouth and tongue. She was good at this, and well just about everything she did. Licking, slurping, sucking. It all was a pleasure that went straight to his head, which made sense considering what he was receiving at the moment. He would have let her completely finish him off but wanted to get a slice of the action himself.

He pulled back and looked down at her face. Sticky, wet, and looking lost in a fog of lust. "Okay, now lets have some real fun."

She giggled. "Cake or pie?"

"Cake, if that's okay with you."

"Oh I love butt stuff. Now stuff my butt."

"Well if you insist."

She laid down flat on her belly sticking her large fatty rump into the air and lifting her tail for him. He didn't waste time in mounting her, making sure she was ready for the backdoor ride of a life time before plowing forward. They both let out lout lewd moans at the same time. He felt like his entire body was burning with fiery hot passion as they continued to make love on the bed. Of all the ponies in the world, he was glad that he could hook up with the one who was down for anything. Their moans, thrusts, and musk filled the air as they continued to use Pinkie's bed for it's true purpose. The act of love making.

Pinkie was also a bit of a hot. "C-cum in me, aha, fill me with your frosting!"

"Ngh, okay, ah, h-here it- ah!"

They shared one last moan as they managed to climax together. Him filling her rear end with more whipped cream than she could deal with, and her making quite the sticky puddle beneath them with her fem-cum. This was good session indeed.

Author's Note

Deepest Lore Episode!!!