Twilight the Idiot Succubus

by TheCrimsonDM

Chapter 21: Of Coffee Talk and Succubi Shop

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Chapter 21: Of Coffee Talk and Succubi Shop

Written by TheCrimsonDM

Celestia stared down at the locked box lying on the table. She could feel the feel corrupting energy from inside it. Multiple sealing scrolls were attached to it to keep it safe. “So you got them, where were they this time?”

Luna let out a sigh. “Big Mac's bedroom. Seriously, why would-”

Celestia cut her sister off there. “Because when an Alice and a living doll team up... it's a keter class sexual threat.”

Luna glanced at the lock box and shivered. “So that was Twilight's weapon of choice. Is that how she ended up... with the entire town?”

“The amount of mind-wiping magic I had to use to fix that mistake was more than I'd done in centuries. Luckily with Alice's its easy because the mind of the victim is already so weakened they can easily believe they were just 'fighting' in a field and covered in... sticky sweat.”

Luna gulped. “Remind me to never make Twilight mad please.”

“I don't know if we will need to worry about that again, when I saw Darklight last night, she'd changed... still, if we could find a way to separate them, give them separate bodies, we could deal with them one at a time. Sadly none of my magic has been able to do that so far.”

“Are we going to tell Twilight what's going on now?”

“She has a date tonight, can we... wait?”

“I don't know, can we?”

The door was thrown open and Twilight Sparkle came marching in. “Princess, we have a problem!”

“Yes Twilight, what is it?”

“I have a date with Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack!”

“All at the same time?”

“No, but, oh hi Miss Smarty Pants, no I mean in a row, but I don't remember asking them out. Something's wrong.”

Luna looked down at the lock box and then back up at Twilight. “... How did you know she was in there?”

“I can hear her. She wants out, she doesn't like the dark. But... I don't really want her out until she promises to behave.”

Celestia let out a sigh. “Well, I guess you're right, sister. Twilight, take a seat, we need to have a long hard discussion, and... I just hope by the end of it, you can somehow find it in your heart to forgive me for the sins I've committed.”

Twilight sat there, feeling her heart racing like crazy, her mind pounding as a migraine was threatening to burst like a volcano. She had listened to all of what Celestia had to say, every, single, detail, and asked as many questions as she could. She still couldn't believe it.

Luna had set some cups of coffee down for them. “Do you think she's able to understand what you just said?”

Celestia met Twilight's eyes. “Twilight, are you still with us?”

“I'm... a succubus?”

Luna “Holy crap, she actually said the word. I didn't think she could do that.”

Celestia nodded. “Until today, she wasn't able to. Twilight, do you understand, me and you have had this conversation many times, Luna was in a few of them. Up until now, you have not been able to perceive the words we would say, it would sound like-”

“Like garbled nonsense.” Twilight almost whispered those words as she shivered. “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it makes so much sense now. Ponies don't just make weird noises sometimes, they... it was me, I couldn't understand them.”

Celestia reached out and pet Twilight's head. “I'm so sorry, I will take care of you. I promise.”

“And this harem idea... it's not just that I love all my friends, I... Need them.”

“In order to survive, yes. You will need a harem. Given your appetite a large one. I will give you my body whenever you need it and I can be free, but I am still only one pony.”

Twilight shivered, she barely remembered the night before. Hours went by as she had made love to Celestia, again, and again, and again. She was pretty sure Celestia passed out at some point but she couldn't stop herself she was so, very, hungry. “I'm so sorry... I'm so sorry.”

“It's not your fault, and I don't blame your other self either. The fault is mine.”

Twilight sipped at her coffee, held in shaky hooves. “How do I fix it?”

“You don't.”

“Mommy, I don't want this.”

“I know sweetie. But you can't get rid of it. We've tried that, we can't figure out how to separate you two. The next best thing to do is to merge the two of you into one personality... but only you can do that.”

Twilight let out a sigh of defeat. “The other me isn't safe is she, she upset Applejack, didn't she?”

“How did you-”

“I remembered it.”

Luna gasped. “Celestia, you said she couldn't do that.”

Celestia nodded gravely. “I didn't think she could.”

Twilight set her coffee down. “Not... all of it. I felt so confused, and... I felt bad. Like I did something bad, and was confused about what. I think...”

Celestia drank from her coffee. “I think the other side, Darklight as we call her, feels guilty. She's never had her corruption taken away from her, but with the seal broken in your mind, but not your magic, she can act, but not use that dark twisted magic. I don't think she likes to hurt ponies, she's just impossibly hungry.”

“It's like a vampire right? But instead of blood, it's sex.”

“Essence. The energy produced during sexual intercourse and a few other things.”

“If I feed, on purpose, a lot, will that stop it? Stop her?”

“I don't know anymore. Probably but...”

Twilight nodded, she stood up and shook herself as she looked into the mirror. The face she saw staring back at her was not her own, it was a mare that had heart shaped pupils, and looked distant. “I see...”

Twilight walked to the bathroom and shut door behind herself. Once in there she stared at the mirror and saw that reflection once more. “I learned this from Discord the one time he took up rental space in my brain... Darklight, can you hear me?”

The reflection froze for a moment but then spoke. “Shit, I remember that... he was so messy.”

“Darklight, you upset AJ.”

“I know.”

“What are you going to do about it?”

“Nothing, its your mess to clean up. I just feed when we're hungry.”

“You can't just ignore our friends.”

“Your taking this split personality thing well.”

“Do you know the kinds of stuff I've put up with all my life? This is the least shocking thing I've had happen today.”

“... Fuck... yeah... your right.”

“Stop swearing.”

“No, fuck you.”

“Fine... but what are we going to do, we're in this together now.”

“I can't control ponies, solar slut did something to me. You have to do the hard work.”

“You need to help too.”

“No I don't.”

“You live in our brain, you have to help.”

“Nuh-uh”

“I will go find a stallion and date them if you don't.”

“... Shiny?”

“Nope, some normal stallion.”

“I don't like stallions... but I like Shiny. He tastes good.”

“I... oh gods that's so...”

“Good?”

“...I hate that you're right.”

“I'm you.”

“No your me.”

“Exactly.”

“No!”

Twilight grabbed her head and closed her eyes for a moment. She took in deep, steady breaths for a moment. She was confused now as to who was talking. Great, she confused her own darn self. She opened her eyes once more and stared at the Darklight in the mirror.

“Okay, Dark, for now, just don't scare ponies. If your hungry, we feed from members already in our harem. Is that acceptable.”

“It is... for now.”

“Okay, thank you.”

“Twilight...”

“Yes?”

“Can you... can you apologize to Applejack for me. I... I was so hungry, I didn't mean to upset her...”

“I will.”

Twilight blinked and like that the reflection in the mirror was her own again. Darklight had vanished from it. This might be pure insanity but she could handle crazy, it was the sexy stuff she couldn't deal with. Twilight walked back to the door and opened it up only to find Celestia and Luna leaning against the door listening in.

“Its okay, mom, aunt, I came to terms with Darklight. I think we can get this to work.”

They looked surprised to say the least.

Luna giggled. “I told you, we should have just told her.”

“I have told her hundreds of times already!”

***

The first thing that Twilight knew she had to do was tell her friends. If she was going to be trying to get them to love her, they needed to know, everything. Of course, she had priorities now, and that meant talking to the first pony in her harem first. Luckily Fluttershy had come over right away.

They sat together at the small kitchen table, nearby and just out of sight stood Celestia who was there to help out in case Twilight completely failed at her objective here. Still, Twilight was confident she could do this herself, now that she was 'aware' as Celestia put it.

“So, Fluttershy, I asked you to come here first because your the most important pony I need to talk to about this.”

“Talk about what?”

“I just learned... today in fact, that there was a side of me that I was completely unaware of. One that I'm sure all of you had encountered before, whether you remember it or not.”

“What do you mean?”

“Fluttershy, please try to understand, I'm not a bad pony, I promise. I didn't know, and I'm so sorry that I've already gotten so close to you without telling you.”

Fluttershy let out a sigh and looked down at her coffee. “You're... sick aren't you?”

“In a way... yes.”

“It's okay, I'm sure Celestia knows how to help you... and me. I'm glad your talking to me now, b-before you get anyone else in our little group.”

“I... I'm surprised you understand.”

“Of course I understand, Twilight. I would never judge you for something you can't control.”

“Thank you.”

“Um, can I ask... what kind of STD do you have? Is it... pony aids?”

Twilight blinked. “What's an STD?”

“Oh my... its uh... sexually transmitted diseases...”

“I don't have any disease.”

“Then what are you trying to tell me about?”

“Fluttershy, I am a succubus.”

“Oh...”

Fluttershy took a drink of her coffee, then looked puzzled for a moment then looked at Twilight. “You didn't know?”

“You did?”

“Yeah, the aheago eyes, drool, the uh... other kind of drool. The way it tingles when you touch me in love making. I think I even saw a pair of wings and your tail change for a moment... once.” Fluttershy sipped at her coffee. “If it helps, I don't think anypony else knows. I've just read enough hentai to know where this was going.”

“And your still... here? With me?”

“Twilight, monster-fillies are beyond sexy. I have a copy of Monster Filly Quest and the Monster Filly Encyclopedia by Krow Kross. It's um... they're sometimes kind of like animals... but... you didn't know you were one until today?”

“No, I didn't.”

“I see... are you an Alice Type Succubus by any chance?”

“There are different types?”

From the other room they both heard Celestia curse. “Shit, I knew I forgot something important!”

Ignoring Celestia's outburst, Twilight decided to ask. “Can you explain more please?”

“Oh yes, I love succubi, especially um... your... kind... um... oh that explains Miss Smarty Pants doesn't it...”

“What?”

“L-later, important things first. The Alice Type Succubus is a succubus that is pure, innocent, young... er I mean youthful... or... what did the butchered Eight Oceans translations call it, Taboo. Yes. They are taboo. Usually they have almost two personalities, the youthful one, and the hungry succubus, they seek out an oneechan to make into their 'husband' and play the role of little sister in their makeshift family unit, however when their hunger grows too intense they snap and infuse endless amounts of lust into their husband to make them have sex immediately. Afterward their memories change and see it more as a hug than intercourse.”

“... that is so messed up and I can't believe it's making me feel turned on.”

“Y-yeah... anyway, an Alice can change into other monster-fillies depending on what targeted them. Usually they need to enter Wonderland to become self aware, but that doesn't change their um... appearance. That changes when their husband has a specific preference that slowly changes them over time.”

“I don't have a husband, I don't like stallions. Mostly.”

“I think Celestia is your husband.”

“What?”

“N-nevermind the actual word, it just means who you're spiritually bonded to. I think Celestia likes you like... well this. So you managed to somehow age where a normal Alice would look like a filly all their immortal days...”

“I'm immortal?”

“Yes, and since I'm um... intimate with you, I'll share your lifespan.”

“What? How? Why?”

“Essence, is a magical substance that is made during the act of lovemaking. Most ponies can't use it, but monster-fillies do use it, for all sorts of things. Sandmares like Luna use it to help make good, sexy dreams about being a pet for her purple unicorn master. Valkyrie like Celestia use it to fuel their battle prowess. And get physically stronger or weaker depending on how often they feed, or get fed upon... which is why I think Chrysalis beat Celestia that one time, I don't recall hearing rumors of Celestia having any harems recently... that will change soon probably.”

Twilight leaned back in her chair. “You know a whole lot more about this than I do... could I ask you to help me explain this to the others, because I'm an idiot.”

“Hehe, an idiot succubus... I love that. Um, n-not that I think your an idiot my love.”

Fluttershy looked at her coffee, downed the rest of it and then smiled. “I'll need more coffee, but yes, I'll help out. But we need to be fully honest with everypony. Including that thing that happens with the memory erasing.”

“You know about that?”

“Hun, your an Alice, or... you used to be, I don't think you are one anymore, you might be a lesser succubus now. But that means if you ever fed on any of us, even we may not remember it, a normal Alice is like Sweetie Belle, adorable, round soft butt, and very weak in magic, mostly causing themselves problems. You on the other hoof, are a super powered weapon of mass destruction. You could wipe out an entire city by yourself, as an Alice, I think you might just have the power to change our memories without knowing it. Very dangerous, very... sexy.”

Twilight let out a sigh. “Good thing I'm not that anymore than huh. I'd rather be a lesser succubus, less of it the better.”

“Good point.”

“Wait, Fluttershy... what was it you said about Sweetie Belle?”

“That she's weak in magic, that is all.”


Author's Note

Another chapter, and more surprises await.

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