Pinkie pie discovers an Ipod
My room, 9:30 AM
"CRAP!" I yelled as my Ipod fell off my desk. I ran to it, trying to catch it. I missed, and it hit the picture of Pinkie Pie I'd been drawing. It was of Pinkie breaking through a computer screen. It then passed right through it. "The hell?" I said.
Then, a whole bunch of party balloons came out of the drawing. Like Pinkies cutie mark. "There goes the 4th wall..." I said.
Ponyville, Lyra's house, 2:00 PM
"Lyra, your really using that again?" said Bon-Bon, looking at the square with a screen that Lyra was watching.
"This thing?" Said Lyra. "THIS is something that the humans used. Of course im using it again!" Said Lyra, throwing a book to Lyra that said "Television For Dummies."
"Ok, Lyra. I get it." said Bon-Bon. "Im gonna go out. You wanna come?"
"Im good. I wanna study this." Said Lyra.
"Suit yourself." Said Bon-Bon. Suddenly, a ipod fell out of the TV.
"Bon-Bon! The thing on the TV fell out!" Lyra said, for she had been watching a apple advert.
"Yeah, and we are a TV show." Said Bon-Bon.
"We are." Said Lyra changing it to HUB.
".... Bye." said Bon-Bon, walking out the door.
"How do I even use this?" said Lyra, looking at it. "I'll go ask Pinkie Pie. She isn't the smartest, put she can figure out anything..." Thought Lyra.
SugarCube Corner, Pinkies room, 2:30
"So you want Me to figure out how to use this!" Said Pinkie excitedly.
"Yes." Said Lyra.
"Sure thing! said Pinkie. "It should be ready tommorow!"
"Ok. See you here tommorow!" said Lyra, leaving.
Pinkie looked at the Ipod, and figured out this:
1: 2 buttons turn it on.
2: You need a rubber glove to turn it on.
3:You also need a rubber glove to play.
4:It is fun!
"Hey, Lyra's on something Facebook..." Said Pinkie, looking at "OMGLYRAROCKS!!!" profile.
"hmmm. I wonder if I can do that thing like what happened when I went to a place with people with hands. Lyra paid me 500 bits for that picture!"
Pinkie jumped 10 meters into the air then slammed down into the ipod, passing through it.
The Ipod, Jetpack Joyride, 3:00
"Hey, this is that game I was playing before!" Pinkie exclaimed, looking around. Just outside a laboratory with a shop selling lots of stuff next to her. She walked into the shop.
"Welcome to 'd shop." Said the manager. "Whad'ya want?" Pinkie looked around the place, and eventually spotted something. The rainbow jetpack.
"How much for that?" asked Pinkie, pointing at it.
"16,000 coins." Said the shopkeeper.
"THATS A OUTRAGEOUS PRICE!" said Pinkie, frustrated. "8,000 is a much better offer.
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"Fine... I'll leave." Said Pinkie, walking out the door. "Wait... what about those "cheats" I've heard about?" Pinkie stuck her hoof through the ground and pulled out a piece of paper saying:
Use a alligator for free items! "Yay! I have a alligator!" Said Pinkie, pulling Gummy out of her hair, and walking back into the shop.
"You couldn't have got 16,000 that fast." Said the shopkeeper. Pinkie pulled out Gummy, and the shopkeepers eyes turned red as he said: "Have anything you want."
"Thanks!" Said Pinkie, grabbing the Rainbow Jetpack and the "free ride" gadget, before she left. "Lets do this Pinkie Pie style!" She said, bursting through, and came in with the "Crazy Friggen Teleporter" equipped. "Yay! I like this!" she said, but when she teleported, she fell through to another app. "awww, right when it was getting fun..." she said.
The Ipod, Bike baron, 3:30 PM
Pinkie fell through to the next game, Bike Baron. "Hey, I know this gAAAAAAAA!" Pinkie suddenly screamed as she fell right onto a pile of TNT. "This is actually pretty fun!" said Pinkie, laughing. Eventually, she respawned on a bike with Gummy on the front, acting as a hood ornament. "Hey, Gummy, what are you doing on there?" asked Pinkie, as she went to pull Gummy off, but Gummy was glued to the spot. Pinkie looked under Gummy and saw glue underneath Gummy. "Oh, well, might as well try to finish this. Said Pinkie, as she drove of a platform. She balanced her platform, and... landed on some TNT. "This might take a while...... Pinkie said.
My room, 11:00 AM
I stared down into the DVD where a swirling portal was in place now. I had tried to stop it, but eventually, a outburst of balloons came out, followed by scootaloo's scooter. "Where did my scooter go?" I heard her say. I chucked the Scooter back down the portal. "OUCH!" Scootaloo said, as it fell on her foot. "Meh, it's nothing big." She said as I heard her scoot off.
"I wonder if I can jump down... I said, as I jumped into the swirling void. Of course with my trusty headphones still in my head, listening to music from my Ipod (I have a spare, ok?). "Wow, that hurts!" I said, in pain, as the Ipod got stuck on my desk for a moment, before it got pulled down as well.
The Ipod, Bike Baron, 3:45
"THIS IS THE 50th TIME!!!" said Pinkie, angry at her failed attempts. "Again. Again. You have to keep on going." she said, going back into Pinkinema style. But as she respawned, she tipped of the side, and into the background. Pinkie went back into normal Pinkie again. "Why didn't I think of that earlier?" Pinkie thought to herself, as she drove down the background, and into the end portal
The Ipod, Game Dev Story, 4:00
'Please name your company!' says the screen. "Pinkie Pie Productions!" Says Pinkie. 'Have fun making games!' said the game, as pinkie was dumped in a studio.
HALF A HOUR LATER......
"This is taking too long!" Said Pinkie. So she stuck her hand into the floor and pulled out another cheat. "Hire a alligator: ARE ALL HACKS TO DO WITH ALLIGATORS!" Said Pinkie, slightly frustrated, pulling out Gummy, out of her hair. Her company then had over 1 million dollars, and had every contracts, and epic devs. "Better!" said Pinkie. "Now, to get to making 'Pinkie Pie's Car Driving Game!'
Sugarcube corner, Pinkies room, 5:00 PM
After getting used to being a pony, and getting questioned by Lyra, mostly about hands, I arrived at Sugarcube Corner, and was let in. In Pinkies room, I find my Ipod with a swirling vortex in it. "I guess i'll have to go in... "probably have to ask pinkie first." I said to myself. I jumped in. I passed through all games Pinkie had went through, and was going down, pass game dev story, but quickly grabbed onto the edge of it, seeing a swirling, red vortex below.... and Pinkie going down it. "Im coming!" I said, dropping down.....
The Ipod, ???????, 5:10
I landed with a thud on the floor, with Pinkie Pie next to me.
"Hi, who are you?" She asked.
"Im Storming Shadow." I said.
"And you will both be dead..." Said an ominous voice behind us...
We both looked behind us, and saw it. The hard drive. And ponies (and humans) were trapped inside.
"What did you do to them?" I asked.
"They got consumed by addiction." said the hard drive. "they came on all the time, and after a while, we break ourselves, and allow ourselves to be entered. And that's when I take them. And it seems like your next!"
"Well, you aren't going to capture us!" said Pinkie, getting out her party cannon and shooting the hard drive with it. Nothing happened.
"Nothing can defeat me!" said the hard drive, overpowering itself.
"That blast could destroy ponyvile!" I said.
"What do we do?" said Pinkie. I looked over at the party cannon.
"Hop in!" I said, getting into the party cannon. Pinkie followed. "We need to be launched up there!" I said, pointing at the power button.
"OK!" said Pinkie, aiming and shooting us out. We ripped straight through the power button, destroying the Ipod. We were back in pinkies room.
"We did it!" said Pinkie, hopping around happily.
"I can't celebrate now! The portal back to my world is about to close!" I said, running to where I was dumped. But I saw Lyra already jumping into the portal!
"HUMANS!" she said, jumping through, and closing the portal behind her.
"NO!" I said. Getting on the floor. And punching through it. I pulled out a note.
'A alligator might make you feel better!' Right on time, Gummy fell out of Pinkies hair.
"Don't be sad." said Pinkie. "You can come live with me."
I got off the floor, Gummy latched onto my hair.
"Ok. If I can't go back to earth, then I might as well make a living here. I said, as me and pinkie walked off, for me, into a new life.
