The name's Tony Sparkle Stark

by Some Random Fella

Chapter 1- Sand and armor

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"Hgrhhhh" I groan as the morning sun hits me in the face at full force. Geez, since when is the sun so bright? Did I leave my curtain open? Probably.

"Eh" I grunt as I reposition myself on my comfy sand bed to get some more sleep.

...

Wait....

I open my eyes and instead of seeing my room's ceiling, I see a clear sky, alongside the sun.

"Uhhh, what? The hell am I doing outside?!" I say as I sit up. Did I sleepwalk? No. That's impossible, I've never sleepwalked.

I look around at my surroundings.. sand. Nothing but sand for what looks to be miles.

"The fuuck?" I check myself for any injuries or anything, and to my surprise, instead of wearing the clothes I went to sleep with, I'm wearing a simple grey T-shirt with a blue circle insignia on the chest. and dark grey pants.

"Huh, now that I'm really looking at it, this get up kind of reminds me of-" I begin to say but stop as I tap the insignia on my shirt.

'clink clink.

...

"That doesn't sound like wool, the hell?" I ask as I lift my shirt up. And what do I see? A dam iron man ark reactor lodged in my chest!

What the hell?! I scream as I tap the ark reactor eradically.

'Clink Clink Clink!

...

For all intensive purposes, this thing is real.

"Okay, fuckin... Let's not freak the fuck out yet..." I try to tell myself as I stand up.

Sand, sand, and more sand is what greets my vision.

"It's fine. It's fine! I'm just dreaming!" I say as I pinch myself.

'pinch.

"Just gotta wake up!"

'pinch pinch.

"Shit!!" I scream as I slap myself a couple of times for good measure.

...

"So, this isn't a dream?... What am I supposed to make of that?" I ask myself as I turn around to see even more sand... And some things on the ground in front of me.

"Huh? The hell is this?" I ask as I approach the items. Being a large black duffel bag, a familiar looking watch and a very familiar looking briefcase.

"No way..." I say as inspect the briefcase, knocking on it a few times.

'thunk thunk.

Metal.

"Could this really be?" I ask myself with rising hope and excitement as I pick up the watch and put it on.

...

I know how the watch works, i don't really know how to explain it, but I know what to do to summon the glove, just by looking at it.

"Ho- Holy shit!! Ha! I've got fucking iron man armor!!" I scream as I grab the duffel bag and zip it open. Inside, was a familiar looking set of basic armor parts, a couple of business suits, and some water canteen's.

"Huh, was kind of expecting better armor.. but Who cares! It's fucking iron man armor!!!" I scream to the heavens as I jump and flail my arms excitedly like a child.

"Wait" I say as I stop jumping.

"the wish..." I say as I remember the wish I made last night. Did it come true? Who knows. All I know is that I wished for my life to be more interesting and now I'm in the middle of a desert with iron man armor.

I guess my life is more interesting now...

"Well, what now?" I ask myself as I zip close the duffel bag.

Well, I guess finding civilization would be a good start. And also finding out where the hell I am.

"What direction to go in..." I say as I sling the duffel bag over my shoulder and grab the briefcase.

"Guess I'll just go straight" I say as i start walking.

As I'm walking, I decide to let what is Happening fully sink in. I'm in the middle of a dam desert, I have no fucking idea how big it is, i don't know if I'll find civilization, if there even is any around here, and on that topic, I've got no clue on where I am. I'm hoping I'm still in America, but that's probably unlikely, and I've only got water for like, a day and a half tops. Things are looking pretty bleak for me here.

...

"But I've got iron man armor"

...

"I'll probably be fine" I say as I continue walking straight.


I think I underestimated how much this trek was going to take out of me.

"There's gotta be something out here..." I say as I take a swig of water from one of the canteen's.

I've only been walking for probably twenty minutes, but it feels like I've been going at this for hours.

"Maybe I should change direction?" I ask myself as I continue walking.

That probably wouldn't be a good idea, I'll probably get even more lost than I already am.

"So what? Just keep on walking until I run out of water and die of thirst?, that doesn't seem like a good plan" I tell myself.

But what can I do? I can't really do anything but keep walking.

...

"Wait a minute! Of course!" I scream as I place the briefcase on the ground and sling the duffel bag off my shoulder.

"Might as well find out if this is really real" I say as I zip open the bag.

As I take the peices of incomplete armor out and slip them on, I start thinking of what I'll do once I find civilization. What should I say? What should I call myself?

"I think I'm just gonna call myself Tony Stark, Might as well right?" I tell myself as I adjust the skeleton of a gauntlet on my arm.

"I wonder what I'll find, am I in the still on earth? Was I teleported into the MCU? Did I actually become Tony Stark? But then why would I have video game armor? Who knows" I say as I adjust the straps of my other arm's gauntlet.

"Maybe I'm not in the MCU, and in some other movie, or series... Or thing" I say as I slip the boots on.

"Well, there's only one way to find out I guess" I say as I put the helmet on.

"Ok, let's test this out" I say as i rise my arm with my palm facing forward..

"How do you control this..." I ask myself as I try to make the gauntlet shoot out a blast..

...

'BAM!!'

"Holy shit!" I scream as I jump back from the repulsuor blast.

...

"It worked!" I scream as I rise my other arm and shoot another blast into the air.

'BAM!!'

"It fuckin works!!!" I scream into the heavens as I shoot some more blasts.

After a bit of fooling around with repulsuor blasts, I pick up the briefcase and shove it into the duffel bag, zip it, and sling it over my shoulder.

"Alright, now to see if I can fly" I say as I lower both of my arms with my open palms facing downward.

...

Even though I should have probably expected it, I was still surprised when short trails of fire erupted from my hands and feet.

"Ah hell yeah" I say as I gain some more altitude.

After I reach the air, I stop. Don't know how I stopped myself from going higher, I guess I just did.

"Hopefully Now I'll be able to find civilization faster" I say as I start hovering forward.

As I'm gaining speed, I can't help but think back to my wish, I wished for my life to be more interesting, and appeared In a desert with iron man armor. Is this supposed to be the start of my adventure?

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"Who knows. Guess I'll just have to see what this place has in store for me" I say as I continue forward.


Author's Note

If your curious, the armor he's starting this story with is the starting iron man armor from the Avengers game, the mark five briefcase armor, and the civil war gauntlet watch. As the story goes on, he'll get access to more suits. (I wanted to add images but it didn't let me. Too bad so sad.)

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