My Little Pony Equestria Girls: An Egg-sellent Adventure

The next day following the Easter incident, school went on as normal but there was something different about this day. At noon in the cafeteria, there was an undeniable malaise in the air as if something in the students' hearts had died or yolks, in this case. For they had begun to yearn for the innocent pure unfiltered bliss of eggdom that was still fresh in their minds. Sure, they had no sentience and were in a manner of speaking dead, but the students didn't care they missed that simple and pure joy it was like being a little kid all over again, only it was multiplied by a hundred-fold without any of the baggage that can sometimes bring.

Principal Celestia was looking on and she felt a sinking feeling about this. "Luna?" she said. "I think the students are still hung up about being eggs. Personally, I'm baffled as to why they find the idea of becoming brainless objects so appealing."

Luna then chimed in with her own theory as to why they haven't fully gotten over being human again. "Celestia, do you have times when you long back to your Halcyon days as a little girl, to retreat into childhood nostalgia and not have to worry about being an adult for a while?" Celestia replied earnestly "Of course. Growing up does suck some joy out of the world. You start to realize the world is not like in the cartoons you watched. You become aware of war and politics, the environment dying. Sometimes, you just want to forget that and enjoy yourself."

"Indeed" said Luna. "And I believe that is the reason for the children's despondency. what they went through was essentially that times a hundred-fold overwhelming bliss, innocence and wonder with only the tiniest smidgen of ego in their minds to process this is that not an appealing idea to abandon this dark and oppressive world and escape into permanent infancy?" Celestia thought about it for a moment but then replied with an answer of her own " I guess you're right that is appealing but I don't think that is a way to live. I imagine the students will look back on it fondly but not before they realize that becoming an adult outliving the things you love and doing things you hate is just a part of life and hopefully, they will become stronger for it." Luna agreed but her own gut had a similar sensation and feared the worst. "I hope you are right, dear sister..."

The Mane Nine all languished at the cafeteria, still grappling with their brief but enjoyable time as brainless chicken eggs with legs, Twilight was the first to open the conversation. "You girls miss being eggs too?" the girls all sighed as one, feeling the same ennui that Twilight did.

"Yeah," Pinkie Pie was first. "I know Celestia was right, but I hate it when she's right sometimes!!! I wasn't myself sure It was scary at first losing my memories, yeah, but I liked being an egg!" Rarity then chimed in with her own story. "Oh, yes Pinkie. I agree sure I wasn't myself at all in fact I was not me at all, in a manner of speaking but I so miss being the sweet idiotic mindlessness of being a silly Indigo Egg only caring about fun and my friends everything else being secondary."

Next was Applejack: “Darn straight. I do love the farm, my family and our apples and the thought of my forgetting them was a nightmare, but being an egg was so fun. I Just wish it had the fun kiddy factor without the baggage of being dumber than a sack of moldy steaks rotting in the summer heat.”

Then came Rainbow "Yeah, but I guess the reason we had so much more fun than normal was because we didn't have the baggage of other things like going to school or homework or a job. Fun was the only goal and that is great!!! But being a human does have its perks." Fluttershy then sighed and added her own tangent "If only that transformation was the best of both things everything that made us what we were preserved in our egg forms but filtered through that childlike lens of our egg forms. We wouldn't have to worry about thing we hate and focus more on what we enjoy." Next was Sunset "and your shell could never break, you never needed to eat, because of your yolk, you could be immortal and live forever.

Then Starlight: ...and you were essentially a Kkd forever, but I would prefer if that form had the perks of being a kid and a grown up together instead of cons."

"Trixie agrees, but that's a lot like us teens. Teens are just kids slowly becoming adults and that doesn't last forever." Trixie said.

Everyone sighed again until Sunset got an idea. "Well, I know I'm not supposed to do this but..." she then pulled out a single piece of brown straw, torn up and fizzling with a visible aura of magic and glittering magic "It's from one of the cursed easter baskets I was hoping to send it to Princess Twilight so she could study it to find out how precisely Cinch cursed us, but I think we could use it to become eggs again for one day."

The others bolted up in shock, they have missed the blissful ignorance of egghood but they would never become mindless forever. "SUNSET ARE YOU CRAZY!!!" screamed Rainbow Dash. "What if we lose ourselves forever?!?" Applejack then stepped in. "Rainbow is right. We might lose ourselves forever!" Sunset then retorted with a counter argument of her own. "Yeah, I get that, but it won't be exactly that spell."

It was at that point Sunset explained her plan to the girls "I was thinking that me and Twilight here could modify it to keep our minds mostly intact with some kiddy traits of course and maybe some conveniences like telekinesis ala a unicorn etc. It could work.” Twilight was surprised by this, and she meekly replied "Re-really? Why me though?"

"Because," Sunset said. "You're the only one who has a grasp of equestrian magic as well as me and with your science and my magic know how it will be fine, and it would be for like a day or two on the weekends that would keep everyone happy." Twilight after pondering it made a most mischievous grin and asked the others for their opinion. "Well girls what do you say to that?" She said, and in an instant the other girls all made the same cocky scheming grin Twilight made signaling their approval and thus the work began.

*2 Weeks later*

It was the middle of a warm April afternoon at the Sparkle household but then all of a sudden, the booming metallic ring of the doorbell pierced through the living room. Night Light immediately stood from his chair and put down his book and went up to the front door opening to reveal Sunset Shimmer and his daughter's friends.

“Hello there Mr. Light,” Said Sunset “I think Twilight arranged a meeting for us today?” Night Light Scratched his chin, pondering what Sunset meant by this until a little lightbulb went off in his head. “Oh, right the experiment,” he responded. “I got that from Twilight, come right in, I've got some snacks prepared. Are you girls going to need them?”

Pinkie Pie then stepped up to answer that question. “No thank you, Mr. Light. We’re not hungry right now or ever will be for the res-” But before the pink party lover could finish her sentence, Rainbow Dash hastily covered her mouth while Fluttershy finished her sentence for her. “We won’t need them while we’re here.” she meekly said.

Though confused by the display, Night Light still chose not to pry into his daughter's friends and simply continued talking. “Well if you insist, as you know the labs in the basement. Have fun down there!!” As the girls made their way down towards the laboratory, but before Sunset and company even reached the last step the door swung open to reveal a panting and sweating Twilight Sparkle and an anxious spike tailing behind her. “OH, YES. HELLO EVERYONE. GLAD YOU CAN MAKE IT!!! COME IN COME IN!!” Twilight said, followed by a burst of nervous laughter.

Spike then began to tug at Twilight’s lab coat clearly, he had more than a few reservations with this scheme. “Twilight, does it have to be today?” He asked with worry in his little puppy face, because he knew in his heart that something could go horribly wrong. “Spike, I told you don’t worry; everything will be fine.” Said Twilight with a hint of frustration but undeterred she led her friends into her laboratory to reveal a large very comical looking ray gun pointing at a red target. “BEHOLD MY THE LATESTS IN A LINE OF DEVICES THAT SYNTHESIZE AND MAGIC AND SCIENCE AS ONE!!!

“I call it…” Twilight then pointed to Spike and then with a sigh he began to press play on a nearby boombox causing a drum roll sound to go off as Twilight began to proclaim the name of this Invention “THE BIRTH REVERSER 12000!!!”

The rest of the girls clapped at the announcement, Pinkie as usual more than the rest then Rarity spoke up “This is all well and good darling, but does it work? Can it really turn us into eggs?” Twilight was very keen to answer that particular question with an explanation “Certainly, Rarity. Thanks to my study of the Ovification dust with Sunset’s help of course, this device will allow us to transform into the same walking eggs we were on that faithful easter.”

Then Rainbow Dash raised her hand as well, hoping to get her concerns out of her chest as well. “Yeah, yeah that’s great and all Twilight, but will we become dumber than mold again.”

Twilight then adjusted her glasses and said her piece, beaming with pride all the while. “Oh, ho ho, don’t worry your athletic head off, Rainbow. Thanks to Sunset, I’ve managed to circumvent that problem and more, would you like to explain?” Twilight then bowed towards Sunset and slightly flustered stepped forward to elaborate on what Twilight said. “What she means is I modified the spell to have minimal personality alteration effects, meaning we'll become a little childish once the spell is cast, additionally I also gave it the ability to let us talk without telepathy so we can speak to other people while in this state and finally, I added a telekinesis spell into the equation just like a unicorn so we can interact with stuff as if we still had arms.”

The girls seemed pleased by this as Applejack egged Twilight on. “Well, what you waiting for, Sugarcube? Fire that doggy up!!” “Oh, with pleasure!!” said Twilight with a slightly crazed face, but before she could activate the machines Spike then began to tug at twilight’s lab coat as he voiced his concerns to Twilight about the whole thing.

"Hey, Twilight, you know you don't have to do this, right? Like you can just move on from the whole thing and go on as if this never happened."

"Oh, Spike. I appreciate your concerns, but this only going to be for a day or two, so don't worry a thing about it" The switch was flipped, the machine whirred to life, and then a Bolt of lavender colored eldritch lightning struck Twilight and then there was nothing but mist and as the main eight and Spike opened their eyes a familiar silhouette appeared and then gleeful snickering follow with a familiar voice asking a simple question "So, how do I look?"

*5 Months Later*
It was the first week of a new year of school and consequently a new year of paperwork, but there was a bright side to this as far as Celesita was concerned. It was a Friday after this she could go home, rest up and get some much-needed R&R, but then came the knocking a lot of knocking. It was frequent and with it came various cries of Hello, Hello in there and woo hoo's, which meant it could only be one thing: Twilight and her friends. Something had happened to them during summer break, though she couldn't put her finger on what exactly. They became oddly peppy, frivolous and annoying, very annoying, like that one five-year-old in the back of the grocery line tugging at your clothes and asking questions over and over annoying. In just this week alone, those 8 girls have been the source of a string of very unusual behavior that is causing her school to become a bit of a laughingstock.

Whether it was Rainbow Dash throwing a very public temper tantrum during soccer practice over not being the main striker and getting less points or Rarity slacking off during art class to make a popsicle castle something very abnormal for the fashionista. So, Celestia decided now was the time to intervene and find out what exactly was Twilight’s Malfunction. Celestia opened the door up and all of a sudden, the Mane Nine bolted in as if they had drunk an ocean of pure coffee and all of them stood very close to Celestia, way too close to her. “Did you call us, Miss Celestia?” Said Twilight beaming with innocence and energy. “Yes, I did,” Celestia replied “If you would please seat yourselves and back away from my desk I would wish to discuss the changes in your behavior.” As she explained herself the nine girls quickly backed away and sat down on the carpet cross-legged like obedient kindergarteners, an unexpected display but not that surprising as she continued on without pause. “I will be bringing in my sister to talk with you shortly so prepare yourselves.” She said as Twilight and co. nodded eagerly it was then that Celestia knew this was going to be a long day.

After Luna arrived Celestia wasted no time in discussing why she brought them here “So I’m sure you all know what I mean about your changes?” She asked immediately Fluttershy raised her hand and waved it around wildly before Celestia sighed and asked “Yes, Fluttershy?” To which the Yellow girl replied with a question of her own. “That fact that we act like little kids again?” “Precisely,” said Luna, bringing up stacks of documents detailing their recent outbursts and otherwise unusual behavior. “Rainbow Dash. On Thursday, you threw a temper tantrum during a practice match as a result of one of your teammates scoring more goals than you, Is this true?” Rainbow’s checks puffed up after hearing that “I DIDN’T TO A STINKY TANTRUM! SHE JUST CHEATED BECAUSE I’M THE BEST! ME, ME, MEEEE!!!” Rainbow whined, proving Luna’s point.

“Applejack of all people starting a food fight, Fluttershy interrupting class by making animal noises, Rarity’s popsicle castle, and Twilight’s shenanigans and...” Celestia, clearly getting frustrated, signaled for Luna to stop as she decided to get to the point of the matter “Look, Twilight. You and your friends were once so well behaved and now you're all acting like spoiled toddlers, I just want to know what on earth happened to you all?”

Just then Twilight and her friends got up and started grinning with the biggest, widest smiles Celestia had ever seen and it was then that Celestia knew something Really bad was happening “Well, Celly-Welly. If you really want to know... GIRLS GET READY!!!” just then, Sunset Shimmer brought out a strange toy ray gun and set it on the floor next to twilight. After that they turned to the strange toy-like watches on their wrist and pressed buttons on them causing their bodies to be engulfed by a blinding Rainbow-colored light.

As the rainbow light faded and Celestia's vision returned to normal she focused on the girls only to see something she hoped to forget. Her pupils shrank to pinpoints, her jaw dropped and hung down like a swaying pendulum as a mix of shock, horror and confusion filled her essence for Twilight and her friends were once more giant eggs with human legs, the same as they were on that faithful easter day.

"Taaa-Daaa!!!!" The Purple Twilight egg said as even though she now lacked a face she was clearly beaming with enthusiasm from her voice alone. "You like how we look, Principal Celly-Welly?'' As Celestia's mind began to finally grasp that she was not seeing some kind of hallucination, she would begin to ask in an almost desperate and horrified tone. "Oh, my goodness... Twilight have you done to yourself and your friends?"

The eggs then snickered in unison as one by one they spoke. "Isn't it obvious, Mrs. Celly? We became eggs again!!!" said Pinkie Pie. “BUT WHY!?!? TWILIGHT WHY?!?!?” Celestia screamed out through her lungs as the other seven eggs responded in turn. First was Applejack “Welp, Celestia. As you know, we were still bummed out about being humans.” then Sunset “So, I came along with a piece of easter baskets and the curse dust on it. After that, Rainbow “So, Twilight and Sunset made this cool machine that could turn us into walking eggs, but with stuff like Telekinesis, being able to talk and us never going mindless again.” Next, Rarity “At first it was for one day, but it felt so good to be an egg again, it felt horrible returning to humanity again.” Then Fluttershy “so we did that for another day, and then another day, and then a whole week, and then a month until we decided to simply stay as eggs forever.” then Starlight. “Naturally, we couldn’t just go in public like that, so Twilight invented special watches that allow us to appear human, it worked for a while, but our parents caught on to our new kiddy behavior as a side effect of our forms.” And finally, Trixie. “Our parents didn’t like that one bit and it looked like they were going to ground us, so we decided that then was the time to show them how good being an egg was and we turned them and anyone very close to us into a walking egg as well.”

Those words hit Celestia like a Sledgehammer. To think that her beloved students were willing to rob their own flesh and blood of their humanity so eagerly. "Everyone?” Celestia said with horror in her voice again.” Everyone in your family, even your own brother?"

"Yeppies, all of our relatives and friends are happy silly eggs like us now." Twilight chirped. Celestia’s eyes had now almost turned completely white from the sheer shock and horror of all this. That someone like Twilight would willingly turn herself into a walking, talking puerile mockery of what she stood for, it was devastating but unfortunately for Celestia she was not done. Suddenly Twilight began to speak up in a sing-song fashion, “If you want to know how it feels yourself, I can always help out.” Just then, she picked up the toy like ray gun from the floor and aimed it at Celestia the normally composed principal began to sweat bullets. “This is the Birth Reverter 13000, a portable version of the machine I made,” said Twilight. “It was what I used to make my parents along with Shiny-whiny and Cadence all nice and eggy like us and now you’ll join us too!!” Just a glimmering blue and purple ray of light emerged forth from the toy gun and shot toward Celestia but before she could react something very familiar happened.

"Sister, WAIT!!!!" Luna jumped in front of the blast but in an instant, she was hit and in a poof of dust was transformed into a Pitch-Black egg with dark blue legs and as she fell, she began to roll and wail on the floor as if she was suffering from colic.

"Ah, much better." Said Rarity "Calcium Carbonate is a much more attractive skin than the flesh kind." When Celestia came too and finished processing what she just beheld she immediately rushed to her crying egg sister seeking to help her “LUNA!!! LUNA!!! ARE YOU OKAY?! SAY SOMETHING?!?!” Luna then spoke up and her words were very indicative of her new mentality. “I- sniff I WANNA A TEDDY!!!” Luna resumed crying causing Celestia to fall to her knees in sheer despair stunned at the event. Pinkie Pie noticed this change in behavior and was concerned “Hey. Twi-Twi/ Celly looks sad. Maybe she gotta boo boo?” she asked like a curious 5-year-old.

Then Rainbow came up with an explanation of her own “She doesn’t have a boo-boo, Pinkie. She’s just said she we need to make her an Eggy like Luna to cheer her up” Rainbow Dash said eagerly, after which the other girls except Twilight began to dance among themselves eagerly chanting “EGG HER!! EGG HER!!! EGG HER!!! EGG HER!!” to Twilight. Clearly, they wanted a new playmate. “Okay then everyone!! It’s time to welcome a new friend!!”

Twilight fired again only this time Luna was not there to intercept, but Celestia had a strong will, and she was able to fight back against the transformation for the most part and utter a single desperate request for her student and her friends. "Twilight, please stop this madness! this is not you! Please resist!!!" But Celestia's plea's fell on deaf ears or pores in this case.

The sentient Egg still fired her ray gun and the principal and replied to her earnest appeal to reason with a simple statement that was surprisingly mature for her current behavior "Your right, Celestia. This isn't me... the old stinky human me. This does seem scary, but don't worry. Once the changes are finished and your mind adjusts, you'll love being an egg too!!!

Celestia tried to work up a rebuttal but before she could finish speaking her form ballooned into an ovular shape, and her mind began to regress. "Twilight, please? I'm I'm.... I’m SO Boooooorrreeed!!!" Celestia's mind had fully become that of a child and with a flash, her transformation was complete now. All that remained was a white egg with legs that paralleled Luna's form as a black egg. "We're so bored having to do all this stupid Writey stuff with words we can't understand!!!" Luna then chimed in as well "Yeah. Celly and the other teachers were being big meanie shells with how they made us do this stupid Boorakracy stuff. We just wanna have fun!!" "WE WANNA HAS FUN WITH YOU, TWITWI!!!" cried Celestia out of her shell's vocalization pores as the eggs began crying, sweating out salty tears from their numerous tiny eyes.

The Mane Nine observed the situation as Rarity replied "Ahh, classic first transformation. They turn into children mentally but enough time they get most of their old maturity back... for the most part." Applejack moaned and preformed her approximation of rolling her eyes in her new shape. "Tell me about its Apple Bloom was easy since she was already a kid, but Big Mac and Granny. Hoo nelly, that was tough. Can you imagine babysitting two walking eggs the size of grown adults." Rainbow Dash retorted in a fittingly immature and eggy manner "EGGGH, No, I hate babysitting! I think it's cooler to just play and goof off and do cool stuff. Grown up stuff is stupid."

Applejack then retorts "Well I've always been a bit of a grown up. I like goofing off like the rest of ya, but unlike y'all, I've got responsibilities." Rainbow had a retort of her own "Uh, yeah. When you were Human, but you aren't a human AJ. YYou're an egg now, so act like one?!?!" "Yeah, act like your species killjoy," said Pinkie. The Green egg that was Starlight Glimmer reprimanded her "Don't say that Pinkie we're still mature enough where it counts. And besides if everyone was a toddler all the time society would just fall apart, it's just I also like to play with dollies and run around more than most teens." Twilight then stepped in to corroborate Starlight’s claim “I agree with her. Take Rarity's new fashion ideas, they tend to lean on the babyish she still loves more adult fashion. And I am still me and I am still mature where it counts.” Sunset then stepped up to bring order to the group “Alright, everyone, calm down. Remember Celestia and Luna have just transformed so we need to give them time to adjust to their new personalities' mindsets.” But then Fluttershy stepped in with a suggestion of her own “Or we could help them find something to play with to calm them down.”

She was right the two of them seemed mighty bored and eggs hate boredom so the nine of them felt it was right to give them some fun, so Twilight walked up to them and decided to ask them what to do “Alright, Celestia. What do wanna do for playtime?” She asked to which the sniveling egg principal said, “I dunno…” but then Twilight brought up some ideas for them “Well there’s all this paper just lying around, and you know what you can do with it?” Luna then stood up and eagerly said “Make Paper Airplanes?!” Twilight did think that was fun but not what she had in mind. “No,” She said, “Think harder Lulu, it involves paper but it’s also from Japan.” Both of the Principals thought hard and long about this, their simple egg brains pushed to the limit until finally they came up with an answer. “ORIGAMI!!” they both screamed out with enthusiasm. “That’s right,” Twilight responded, “Okay, girls. Let’s help our principal’s make some origami.”

And thus, the main nine went about making some Origami for the Principals to enjoy and play with, granted it was difficult since they lacked true fingers because of their telekinesis but perseverance prevailed, and the toys were ready. “GRAAAH!!! I’M DAH EVIL MONSTER CRUMPLO-ZAURUS! FEAR MY PAPER TOWN FOR I WILL RUIN YOUR CREASES!!!” said Celestia, playing with a crude origami monster around a paper city made up of various tax and approval forms.

“STOP,” said the stern voice of Luna moving an origami super robot up to confront her sisters paper monstrosity. “ORIGAMIGER V WILL HANDLE THIS MONSTER NO PAPER SHALL BE TORN ON MY WATCH!!!” The sisters then began to make their papery creations clash with each other making exploding noises in between their laughter, sure it was paperwork that was important for the school but in their current state of mind they couldn’t care less about paperwork.

The other Nine eggs watched this, and Rainbow, Pinkie and Applejack rushed up to try and join them only for Twilight to tug at Rainbow’s leg causing her to stop. “Rainbow, no. This isn’t the time to play.” She said, “BUT IT LOOKS SO FUN I WANNA!!!” Rainbow Dash whined. “YEAH, WE WANNA PLAY WITH CELESTIA, LULU AND THE FOLDY PAPER!!.” said an equally whiney Applejack. “I know you three want to play but this is business, and we must take business over pleasure. said Sunset. “But don’t worry, you two. we won’t have to do much business for long. So, let’s move out!!” Twilight said with authority. As the two egg-ified principals kept on playing with their little origami city, Twilight Sparkle the Purple Egg and the Egg nine marched out confidently with their loved ones and personal close friends all successfully ovified. All they needed to do next was transform their fellow students and the remaining faculty the former would be very receptive to this change. After that, they would begin stage 2 of their plan to go out into the world and ovify every man, woman and child of all ages so they can experience the unrivaled, incomprehensible bliss of being a sentient talking, walking, telekinetic, immortal egg that keeps just enough maturity to function whilst having the best aspects of being a kid. Once the students were ready, they would make this year the last year humans attended Canterlot High. In fact, this would be the last year of the human race.