The massive skyscrapers of Vanhoover towered over the busy streets below, as a familiar figure pondered the city without notice. It was Spike he had deterred his mother princess Celestia to buy her a gift whilst they were getting some last minute supplies for their mother and son day they had planned later that day in the forest near Silver Shores.
Spike hadn't been to Vanhoover by himself before, but he wanted to get his mother/potential marefriend, a gift for planning this special day for them. So while he shopped for the supplies, he was window shopping for a that would make his mom happy. Unfortunately, the things he thought would make her happy was too expensive to even think about buying, so he decided to wait until next time he had a bigger allowance. He eventually met up with Celestia in the hotel district and she asked if they could get this last bit of items before they left.
Spike checked the list and said "Extra cookies? Check. Honey lemon tea? Check. ...banana flavored condoms?" Spike looked at his adopted mother as she had a sluty look on her when he mentioned the condoms, she looked at him and said "those are for some 'late night fun tonight~' I didn't say it was gonna be just a Mother and son day...it'll also be a lovers night~" Spike looked at her with a knowing smug, knowing that his mom would fix sex in there day somewhere. He admitted that he's wasn't a virgin due to his mom making him train to enjoy sex a year before he left cantrlot, he would have practice sessions with her once a month using toys, his personal maids, even his mother Celestia a few times beforehe moved. But there was a rule...he wasn't allowed to have sex in the castle with out a condom. So he hasn't experienced raw sex yet.
An hour later, after getting everything they needed for their day together, a argument could be heard in the middle of town that got ponys curious. Celestia and Spike grew curious as well and decided to go and investigate. It turned out that the mayor of vanhoover and the mayor of coltarodo were having an argument on financial terms that could benefit both their citys economy and their tourists numbers. The problem...who would get control over the share.
The argument seemed to be ready to blow up into a Civil War between both citys if something wasn't done. Celestia knew this, but didn't want want this come between her day with Spike, especially since planning another one was tricky with her schedule was so tight. She had to talk to her planner on scheduling more time with Spike in the future.
Spike knew that private days with his mom are hard to come by, but this situation proved to be an immediate danger. So he said "go mom. I'll wait Here. After you get it resolved, we can head to silver shores and have a good time together."
Celestia was proud of her son for seeing the bigger picture of what could happen if this was let alone. She kneeled down to his eye level and said " I'll try to make this quick sweetie. Ill come find you When I'm done, and we will head straight to sliver shores. I love you." She gave him a quick kiss on thr check, dawned her official royal Attire, and when to resolve this matter.
Spike decided to hang out near the hotel district as it had lobbys to stay in and cool off incase its too hot to stay out too long. As he was waiting for Celestia to return, he began to think what would make a perfect gift for her, when a familiar voice called out to him and said "well as I live and breathe, if it isn't my old pal Spike!"
Spike turned around to see who was called him, and was shocked by who it was. The stallion in question was a stallion who's he's ran into multiple times while living in cantrlot castle. He name is fancy pants. He was a highly respected member of the cantrlot elite, was in the day court second only by his mother Princess Celestia, and is one of the most wealthy ponys in equestria. However, no pony would ever expect that a young dragon was his best friend! "It's been a long time old friend! How have you been?"
Spike walked up to fancy pants and shook his hoof saying "likewise old friend! I've been good being Twilight's assistant. So, what's beings a pony like you to vanhoover? Here for the sights? Or here for the REAL sights~?"
Fancy pants chuckled, amused that Spike still knew him so well. "Hahaha. Oh Spike, still can see right though me can't you? While I do admit the mares here ARE quite a sight and I wouldn't mind a 'up close' tour, I'm afraid this is more of a emergency call."
Spike was curious shout what he meant. He knew that fancy pants had some businesses here, they've always had a good showing giving how popular they were. He asked him "what's the emergency? Has something happened to one of your businesses?"
Fancy pants shook his head and said "No, they've been doing rather well actually. But not for much longer if these feuds keep going."
Spike grew concerned and said, "feuds? What do you mean?"
Fancy pants began to explain the problem "well recently, the cities of vanhoover and coltaroto have purchased a old mining operation in the mountains near by. It turned out that a miner pony had discovered a active vein of golden gems in the mines!"
Spike's eyes widen in excitement! Saying "Golden gems?! Those are extremely rare to find! I thought they could only be found in Kencoltky? If there's a vein of it here..."
"Haha! My thoughts exactly my old friend! Such a rare business opportunity to use those gems! Of course, there in lays the problem. Both of the cities clam that the vein is on their property of the mine and have started a feud to claim the others land and the vein of golden gems."
Spike then realized the Severity of the situation and said "if those two keep on fighting like this...then this feud will eventually grow into a war! And the golden gems will probably be lost forever!"
Fancy pants nodded at the young dragon,always amazed that someone so young and see the dangers that surround a problem. "Yes, as you can see, the problem isn't just a financial problem but a potential disaster for all of equestria. That's why I arrived here as quickly as possible. I hope to get the mayors to compromise a agreement that can benefit both cities equally. And use that opportunity to score a share of the golden gems in the process."
Spike had decided to tell him about his mom's presence in vanhoover, so he can help them to take care of this problem before it gets any worse. "Fancy, hold on! My mother is also here in the city. We heard the ruckus earlier and when to try and resolve it."
Fancy pants was surprised by the news to say the least and said "The princess? Here? Why that's a real coincidence! What were you Two doing out here anyway?"
Spike began his own explanation on why they were in vanhoover as well "we were passing by on our way to silver shore. We had a mother and son day planned when all this started."
Fancy smiled and said "a mother and son day? Golly good! I'm glad Celestia finally made time in her schedule to spend quality time with you. That's what makes a family strong after all."
Spike then nodded, agreeing with that advice. Fancy then had a look of remembrance as he said "great goggley moggley, how could I forget! Spike I'm terribly sorry to ask this on you but...I have a urgent matter to ask you about."
Spike focused his attention on fancy and said "what's up fancy old friend? Is something like
Something else going on?"
Fancy started to get nervous and said "Well yes...it's more of a personal matter actually."
Spike could see fancy feeling nervous about something and It usually meant something big, so he said " listen fancy. whatever you need, I'll help you with. Just tell me what's going on."
Fancy pants decided to take the plunge and ask him, "Spike my friend. We've been friends for years now. We've helped each other though think and thin, you helped the day court countless times, and you even introduced me to my wife fleur-de-lis. And now I ask you for this personal favor...be my wife's sex partner!"
Spike nearly jumped out of his scales when he said that and said "wait...WHAT?! but...but she's your wife fancy! You want me to help her cheat on you?!"
Fancy immediately calmed him down and said "NOW calm down Spike. I know it's sounds bad, but thw idea of fleur to have a sex partner was my idea."
Spike was now confused and said "wait,what? Why would you suggest that? Aren't you capable of pleasuring her on your own? I mean, I've seen you buck mares like it was nothing. "
Fancy blushed a bit when Spike brought up his sexual past and said "well...that seems to be a problem... I can knock up a bunch of mares in a single fortnight. But unfortunately, when it comes to my own wife...Embarrassing isnt it? I'm afraid I can't live up to her expectations. I'll still be her husband, but I'm afraid it's just a title. Don't get me wrong, I still love her, And I want her to be happy. Even if it means I have to let somepony else rut my wife."
Spike could see what he's getting at. If he could preform well for Rarity, he would ask someone to take care of that, even at the cost of his own happiness.
Fancy then said with a serious look "and that's why I choose you spike, to pleasure my wife with sex. And if you want to marry her to make it official, I won't oppose to it."
Spike gulped like a fish. He didn't think this would happen to him today. "Are...are you sure I'M the right one for the job?"
Fancy then said "when I pitched the idea to her, your name was the first one she said. Sounds like she would want to have you as a suitor."
Spike still looked unsure and asked "And what about you fancy? I know you love her but-"
Fancy chuckled and said "Not to worry old chum, fleur-de-lis will always have a special place in my heart and we will always love each other. But as for bucking? Well...I DO have quite the selection in this city-" Fancy pants then looked at some fine mares and said "-don't you agree?"
Spike looked at the mares fancy pants saw, but was able to get a 'better view' of them and said "let's just say-" Spike had a horny look and said "-get as many as you wish~"
Fancy pants laughed hard and said "That's the Spike I know! Able to spot a quality mare from a mile away! And I'll be honest, I'm kinda jealous your so close to Ms Rarity. Why if I had the chance, I'd go to town and beyond with her all the time! She IS quite a lay ;) Hahahaha!"
Spike blushed while giving him a angry look and said "careful fancy, thats my mare. And you've done it with her?!"
Fancy pants had a remorseful look and said "apologizes my old friend. But unfortunately, I must tell you that-"
"That Rarity slept with tons of Stallions and isn't a virgin? Yeah, I kinda knew that already."
Fancy felt guilty tmthat he already knew about this and said "I'm sorry you weren't Miss Rarity's first my friend...or that she's had so much sex while you were saving yourself for her."
Spike then had a defeated look as he stared down to the road and sadly said "...I've been a fool...all this time I've been on dates...and they wanted to fuck...and I said no Cas I wanted Rarity to be my first....but she's been fucking stallions left and right behind my back! I should have just lost my virginity to a whore in cantrlot and be done with it! I couldn't get Cadence Cas of that Stupid law, I couldn't get Twilight for the same reason, I couldn't get even Rarity Cas I didn't think she liked me in that way! I JUST WANNA BE LOVED!!!"
Spike panted as he ended his rant. He needed to vent out his frustration as he felt regret of not only enjoying his life, but also blaming Rarity for his mistakes. Fancypants saw this and said "you know Spike, Ms rarity doesn't allow just any stallion to buck her without protection. Oh course there's two exceptions. Me...and you Spike old boy."
Spike turned slowly and said "...what?"
"Yes old boy, she dose. However, when we buck, she always cast a protective spell to keep herself from getting pregnant. And when we buck, she's always cries out your name when she climaxes." Fantypants said, having figured out what was Rarity secret. "I think it's safe to say she's head over hoofs for you. The reason she's having all this protection on is...she wants to have your baby my friend!"
Spike was in shock. He didn't even think that she wanted to carry his offspring. Let alone love her. He needed to see her once he was back in ponyville. He looked at fancy pants and said " Thanks fancy. I shouldn't have yelled like that at you. I'm sorry."
Fancy pant then looked at him with a look that said 'think nothing on it' and said "that only shows your love for her. I know you'll make her one happy unicorn. "
Spike, while happy he finally knows how Rarity feels for him, had to ask, "why IS Rarity taking all these stallion callers? She never struck my as a whore? Kinda crude,but I can't think of another word for it."
Fancy pants nodded in understanding saying "I understand perfectly Spike. As for why, well...it's actually purely for business. Some ponys can't afford the cost of their purchase so they offer sex as a I.O.U if that makes sense. Others use sex as payment for any last minute augments that they have and They she use see as payment to see who wants it the most. Thankfully it doesn't work all the time, otherwise she's be a ruined mare by now. She'll also have to deal with mare clients who ask for the same thing."
Spike then had a idea saying "maybe I could help her out with the mare clients? I'm sure I can satisfy them with my 'skills' so Rarity can get a breather from so much sex." Fancy pants laughed and said "well said sport! Now that's how a gentlestallion/gentledragon should act!"
As the two of them shaked claw and hoof, fancy said "well, I better get going before things get worse at city hall. I'll be sure to send you and miss Rarity a sample of the golden gems when I aquire a share of the mine. Oh and fleur-de-lis is in the lovers inn right there. Good luck old friend!"
Spike breathe in with confidence. His first lay was gonna be something he'll never forget. And he was gonna get as much as he could today.
