One Page Ponies

"And you are?" Starlight said to the mare who had come knocking at too-early-for-visitors-o'clock in the morning.

"Evil, ma'am. Pure Evil." The mare was a pleasant, sunny yellow and wearing a warm smile.

"I'm here to apply for the teacher opening at the School of Friendship." She passed over a resume.

"I see. And may I ask why you want to work here?"

"I've been doing villainy jobs for a the last few years now, and I thought it was time to branch out. Try something new."

She wasn't kidding. The resume went into detail on her misdeeds.

Oh dear.

Oh dear.

OH—well, Starlight had done that one too, actually.

"I'm going to have you come back for an interview later today. But before we go any further, the school has a strictly zero tolerance policy on equine sacrifice. That won't be a problem, will it?"