zachbigballin goes 2 hf

by zackbigballin

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1157

hackforums united against the ponies yolo

we went to hackforums and found something much different than we were expecting while publishing our fake crypter

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-09 20:42:50 UTC

the hf

so 1 dey me nd lilwayne420 were trying 2 make monies 4 new dildos frum bad dragon and so we made a shitcash link and make doneekcrypt and put it on le hackforums but then we noticed

that sum1 named zakbigballin was on le hf 2 so we questioned zakbigballen and he sed o hi im a ponylover xd

so then he shouted midnight99 and he started writing articles about his big balls and then he started rambling and we thot he was insane and he started rambling about how he

went 2 equestria and there was a pony named vinyl autiems and then vinyl autism wanted 2 have sex with zakbigballin and zakbigballin was orgasming and he was reminded about starwars97

and he screamed starwars97 as vinyl autiems pussy clamped down with her vagina teeth and his penis was cut in half and then zachbigballin screamed and got afraid of vaginas

4 the rest of his life because while he and vinyl autiems were under the midnight99 sky and her vagina teeth clamped down into his penis and he lost he was now afraid

of vaginas like richard scary who thought vaginas had teeth yolo so then jack black came in and came on zach big ballin and he screamed carpe diem and then they continued

2 molest horses in equestria and then they found rainbow dash and rainbow screamed get that penis out of my butt and then zakbigballen sed i cant get it out of ur butt

because i cant put it in ur vagina becaus vaginas hav teeth so it has 2 be in ur butt yolo and then jakblak took the front half of her and then she bit on his penis and he screamed ouch

get the blacks out of the building b4 i kill them 2 get into valhalla becausde they r filthy like a bugger

and then they killed rainbow dash and she shit while she died and then they took her shit and put it on a mirror then started to lick the shit until they made a heart out of the shit so after we made the heart

lilwayne420 came in and shit on the wall and then we put our penises in the shit and then rite b4 we came there was so much shit we turned and shot the shit and cum out of our dicks

and we tried to shoot it at lilwayne420s face but we missed and hit applebloom right in her 12 year old pony face and she screamed because the shit had corn in it because

lilwayne420 was a redneck and they grow corn and eat it on there farm that has marijuana in the back yard in a shed with there 2 trucks and motorcycles

and then lilwayne420 said its ok the corn is a cool guy redneck pride aussie 420 and then he shit more on applebloom and she started to take a liking to it and then she ate the shit he made and then

she took out her dick and put it on the shit and then bent over and ate the shit out of her dick

and then after she ate the shit out of her dick her mom applejack came in and had sex with her brother who was her dad big macintosh and they did it infront of applebloom so she got mad and shit on bigmacs dick and bigmac ate it off her dick 2 see what it would taste like and then they decided to kill us because we were gay and humans so they6 came and started using big macs giant penis on lilwayne420 and then it rammed into his butt and he liked it because he has diabetes and he is gay yolo so then lilwayne420 decided to jack big mac off while pulling his penis ou t of his ass and then they ddosed time and space and got out of equestria but the retarded ponies with downs followed them out of equestria and they all bought macbooks and got on le hackforums and started trolling with the name thebestcoder and they claimed they had 15 years of java experience and they wanted to make a ddoser in java and then the ddosed them self with java and then gilani wouldnt fuck off so they ddosed him 2 death because ddosing burns ur skin yolo and then they burnt off bigmacs foreskin because they were bored and big mac screamed no its like lubricunt and then they toked it up a lot and then they got 3 month banend from le hf so they decided to call up the vikings from ikea sweden to help them change their ip so they could get passed their ban and the vikings decided to download a rat and killed 5 niggers and got into valhalla after killing themself and the niggers so then they had to get klepto from runeserver to ddos tupacs body and got there ip changed and then they ban evaded on le hackforums aka le hf and then they got lois to get out of austrialia the out back of aussie land and come and fuck grahame grandy who killed a baby in canada and they fucked outside kfc and then the ponies followed and then they raped grahame grandys diabetes asshole and they fed him mountain dew and he wouldnt stop cumming and he screamed no ur gunna kill me becaus i hav diabetes and i didnt finish makiung my skrillex poster yet for d12 to cum on for art class and my mom had sex with big macintosh and he came on her face and her face melted because big mac has explosive diarharea cum and his cum shit on her yolo

so then they decided to cum on me the end yolo swagger scroop credit 2 lilwayne420 and grahame grandy aka muffinshrine on skype

jk niot the end m8s so we toked some bud with big mac while he was melting grahame grandys downsyndrome filled mothers face off yolo and they came on big mac weith his big dick in his ass yolo and jackblack came by and asked why we left him behind and we said because his penis got cuttof and we were scared

so we came a lot on him and he died and then we laughed like brians mom died from cancer and then brians mom got raped by us yolo and we came on her dead body again and then brian got cancer and died because we put his balls in a microwave and slammed it shuht yolo and started the timer for 420 and duck taped it shut and he got testicular cancer and died the end

credits to grahame grandy aka muffinshrine on skype credits to lilwayne420 aka lilwayne420 on skype credits to dongmaster420 for tokin up a storm the end lil wayne pride yolo