Luna discovers the Computer

by ThiefOfLight

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1113

Luna suddenly discovers the magic of the internet.

As Luna first discovers the computer and the Internet, there are a few… problems.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-10 21:50:01 UTC

Celestia what is a computer?

Luna looked outside at the sky, her wonderful full moon still hanging in the sky. Luna tapped her hoof on the polished floor. " Where can Celestia be?" she said out loud to herself. Suddenly Princess Celestia walked in the room, looking tired with a strong blush on her face.

" Where have you been Sister?"

" Sorry Luna, I was on the computer."

" Sister, what is this... Computer?"

Celestia looked shocked and suprised for a moment, and then recovered. " Well I guess there are no computers on the moon. Come and I will show you the magic of the computer!"

Luna walked into a small private room with a large technical device with a black screen. Celestia moved the small oval on the cord and the screen came to life. Luna stepped back in suprise, but her curiosity got the better of her. She peeked at the screen.

She got the shock of her life.

The one thing she saw was a picture of... herself.

She fell on the tile in a dead faint.

" Luna? Luna!" Luna suddenly saw her sister's face. She looked shocked and worried. To Luna's suprise Cadence walked in too. " Well hello Luna," Cadence said brightly. " I've been waiting for you to wake up. Celestia told me that you explored the computer. I'm so happy!"

Luna looked up at her. " It didn't go so well... but I'd like to try again!" Cadence had on an expression of pure joy that matched Celestia's perfectly. Luna was glad to make them happy, but the computer? It just felt... kind of strange. She was a princess. She couldn't let anything overide her responsbilites. But she would try. Just once. She would try.

Celestia paced on the floor. " Where is Luna?" Luna walked in with the same expression Celestia had had when it had been vice versa. Celestia gasped. Luna was wearing a whole techno-geek outfit." Luna what happened to you!?" shouted Celestia. " Oh." said Luna. " I found this website with all these games and all these pictures! It's amazing!" Celestia looked confused. Very Confused. " Oh I'll just show you. It's too hard to explain."

Celstia walked into the room with the computer in it. Luna shook the mouse. The screen came to life. Celestia peered at the screen. "Google?" Celestia said with confusion. " Why yes sister," Luna said," Click on a name." Celestia clicked on a site called, 'Animal Jam'.Celestia cocked her head sideways. " Click on Make an Account.." Luna encouraged. Celestia clicked the button. It showed a lot of text. " Read it and fill it out." said Luna. So Celestia did.

Luna looked out the window. There was the amazing Half Moon, but no sun. Celestia had not gotten up from the computer in 3 straight weeks. Luna had had to make a public sevice annoucment so nopony would panic. Luna could not take it anymore. She walked in the computer room. Celestia turned to her. She had red puffy eyes and a tired expression. "Oh hello." " Celestia what is going on?!" screamed Luna. " I was just looking at all these sites. I got... sidetracked."  Luna was utterly shocked. " The day must come! It is a must before everypony falls into a state of extreme panic and the Changelings attack and Equestria flies into the moon on a pink banjo with a musical toad and..." "ALL RIGHT!" Celestia screamed. " All right." she said more quietly. " I'll go now." Celestia walked out of the room. As soom as Celestia was gone, Luna looked left and right. Her eyes flickered. When she was sure the coast was clear, she hopped right  on the computer. A royal guard walked in. " Princess Luna, are you..." the guard trailed off watching Luna madly type and click. Luna looked at him. " I'll give you a promotion not to tell anyone." The guard's eyes brighted and he walked out of the room saying, " Of course Princess Luna, tell me when you are done."

Luna was incredibly happy. She was so glad she had jumped into the computer. It was amazing, all of the things she could find. Pictures of Celestia, pictures of herself, even pictures of Cadance. But the stories were the best. Every story was great. Well, there were a few flops. But it was great. As she might say, LUNA SAYETH HUZZAH! But she wasn't worried about funny voices, or even Discord. She was having the time of her life. Celestia walked in. "Luna... the night must fall." Luna walked out of the room. " All right Sister, I get it. You can have it for now." Celestia flashed her the most fake cheesy grin anyone will ever see in all of Equestria untill the end of time. Luna was not amused. Untill several days later.

Ballons were strung up all over the castle. Banners proclaimed, HAPPY NEWFOUND COMPUTER LOVE DAY, LUNA! Celestia grabbed the mic. " Mares and Gentlestallions, the pony who loves computers, who we are celebrating at this moment, PRINCESS LUNA!" Luna walked out to all of Equestria clapping and screaming. She blushed and took a deep breath. Her horn glowed. The mic levitated up. " Mares and Gentlestallions, who have traveled so far to be here, I want you to know I am so happy you came. This is a momentous occasion. So, I'm going to stop talking and let us all PAR-TAY! HIT IT DJ!" A funky beat blasted through the speakers. Everypony was dancing. The two sisters looked up at each other. And laughed. They laughed so hard they cried.

Celestia almost regretted showing Luna the computer. Now Celestia got NO time on it, Luna had it every second of the day. Not the night, Luna was busy then. But the day? It was Luna time. Games, Videos, Pictures, Websites, Stories, and everything else that the Internet had to offer. Luna was amazing at computer games, and she was devoted to them. Celestia was worried about her health. She never slept. Or ate. Or did anything else. Now she was praying to her new 'Computer Godess', Techia. So Celestia could only do one thing. Go undercover.

Celestia snuck into the computer room. In her black cat suit, she was ready. She slowly creeped over to the computer on tiphoof. She was about to levitate it away when suddenly the light turned on. "SISTER!!" screamed Luna. " HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAKETH AWAY THIS DEVICE FROM LUNA! TECHIA WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS DEED!" Celestia facehoofed.