Flat What

by SecondSeraphim

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 662

What. Just...what?

Published 2011-08-20 03:22:39 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-03 22:52:28 UTC

Barely a Begining

Flat What: A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Chapter 1: The Day Celestia Got Bored.
By SecondSeraphim

Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria the kind, benevolent, and immortal ruler of all the land…got bored and decided to become evil.

“I’m bored. I think I’ll be evil.” Celestia decided.

“Tia no!” her sister Luna shouted in horror. Celestia just grinned.

“Luna! Touch my horn!”

So Luna reached out to touch her sister’s horn, but paused as she was nearing it. “Wait…this isn’t going to banish me to the moon again is it?”

“Uhhh…No?” Celestia lied.

“Oh, ok,” Luna said before touching her sister’s horn.

WOOSH! TO THE MOON!!!!

“Hahaha! Now no one will stop me!”

Suddenly, a blue box appeared out of nowhere and a brown stallion walked out of it. “Hello, I’m the Doctor.”

“Tia!” cried Luna stepping out of the box. “You said it wouldn’t send me to the moon again!”

“Oh…uh, sorry. I meant to send you to…candy land. Yes, that’s it candy land. I must have missed. If you grab my horn again I’m sure it will work right.”

“Really? That’s awesome!” Luna shouted before grabbing the horn again.

WOOSH! TO THE MOON!!!!

“Hahaha! Now no one will-“

Another blue box appeared.

“Dammit Tia!” shouted Luna as she stepped out of the box.

“Hello, I’m the doctor” spoke another brown stallion as he stepped out of the box. This one looked a bit younger than the first to appear, and hand some red…thing on his head.

“What in my name have you got on your head?” Celestia demanded.
“It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.”

“No, not really” spoke the first Doctor (the first to appear, not the first incarnation) “I am not looking forward to being that guy”

Suddenly the second Doctor’s (the second to appear, not the second incarnation) fez flew off his head and into the sun, where it was destroyed beyond any rescue.

“Now that THAT scene that the author didn’t plan but added because it was funny is over, it’s time for me to banish Luna again!” yelled Celestia.

“I wouldn’t do that if I where you. Chances are I’d just keep bringing them back, and then you’d have an army of them.

“An army of Lunas…the fanboys would squee,” muttered Celestia. “Very well then, but I’ll have to send her somewhere else where she can’t interfere…aha! Luna!”

“Yes big sister?”

“Go to your room!”

…

“What?”

“I said go to your room! You’re grounded Missy!”

“But Tia!”

“Go!”

*grumble grumble* well at least I’ll have my video games.”

Once Luna was gone Celestia turned toward to two Doctors to deal with them, but they wear to busy admiring themselves to be much of a threat so she ignored them.

“And now, the day will last forever!”

Suddenly Celestia’s watch beeped telling her the time.

“…right after “All My Foals” is over. Celly needs her stories!”

TO BE CONTINUED.

What is this I don’t even…

In Which Spike Has A Harem

Flat What: A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Chapter 2: In Which Spike Has a Harem
By SecondSeraphim

“Twilight, I think Spike has a harem.”

Twilight looked at Pinkie Pie in shock. “What would make you say something like that?”

“Well,” said Pinkie slowly,” it could be the way Lyra, Bonbon, Derpy, Carrot Top, her twin sister Golden Harvest, and the Spa Ponies are all following after him saying “We love you Spike!”

“Oh please,” said Rarity. “I think I would know if Spike had a harem; I’d be the Queen of it after all.”

“I agree with Rarity” said Fluttershy as she hid the crown further behind her back.

“Hey,” asked Applejack, “Where’s Rainbow?”

MEANWHILE ELSEWHERE

“Great Celestia I’m good at sex” commented Dash as she snuggled further into herself.

“Can I change back now?” demanded Chrysalis.

“No!” replied Dash. “And stop breaking the illusion!”