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Human

by DannyJ
The Human of legend has been released, and the Brotherhood makes its move.

In Equestria's far future, one thousand and five years after the return, a dysfunctional group of argumentative ponies must quest to defeat the most dangerous enemy of Equestria to ever live; the malevolent Lord Second, one of the only known members of the race of elder gods known as the humans, and the ancient cult who worships him, the Brotherhood of Man.

An over-the-top surrealist comedy, with slight serious elements. Expect a steady decline into insanity.

Cancelled, due to reasons of severe cranial trauma

Now with audio reading and prequel story, Shades of Grey, by Draven Eclipse.

Teen
Cancelled
Comedy
Profanity
Adventure
Violence
Sex
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Death
 
POSP

419473 words: Estimated 1 day to read
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40 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: All is Not as it Seems 2012-12-10 21:01:58 UTC
    9399
  2. Chapter 2: Thirteen Angry Ponies 2012-11-04 05:00:09 UTC
    10340
  3. Chapter 3: All Points Converge on Canterlot 2012-01-03 00:16:24 UTC
    8391
  4. Chapter 4: Plans Come Crashing Down 2012-01-20 18:24:26 UTC
    9912
  5. Chapter 5: Father, Father, Father Help Us 2012-06-10 02:11:02 UTC
    11387
  6. Interlude 1: "Where Do Ponies Go When They Die?" 2012-09-20 21:30:46 UTC
    3543
  7. Chapter 6: You Must Never Know 2012-02-19 01:29:12 UTC
    8613
  8. Chapter 7: The New Human Empire 2012-02-05 00:30:33 UTC
    11610
  9. Chapter 8: A Man's Place in the World 2012-02-14 19:01:50 UTC
    10139
  10. Chapter 9: Sector Sweep 2012-02-19 13:51:03 UTC
    11802
  11. Chapter 10: Magic Most Foul 2012-03-06 23:41:53 UTC
    8942
  12. Chapter 11: This Mortal Coil 2012-03-15 12:21:03 UTC
    11373
  13. Chapter 12: Taking a Third Option 2012-04-04 22:16:46 UTC
    10246
  14. Chapter 13: The Bonds of Friendship 2012-04-15 02:32:37 UTC
    17282
  15. Interlude 2: On Your Head Be It 2012-09-20 21:30:57 UTC
    1730
  16. Chapter 14: Pay Evil Unto Evil 2012-05-28 15:24:42 UTC
    13493
  17. Chapter 15: Under Celestia's Sun 2012-06-07 13:54:37 UTC
    11216
  18. Chapter 16: Anarchy For its Own Sake 2012-05-28 15:36:46 UTC
    10174
  19. Chapter 17: Last Legs 2012-06-10 14:57:44 UTC
    19860
  20. Chapter 18: A Bargain Once Struck 2012-06-23 16:37:43 UTC
    13696
  21. Chapter 19: Master Mind 2012-07-20 03:48:23 UTC
    18225
  22. Interlude 3: Family and Friends 2012-09-20 21:30:58 UTC
    3568
  23. Chapter 20: A Message From Back Home 2012-09-30 16:48:34 UTC
    14329
  24. Chapter 21: Showing a Darker Side 2012-08-04 23:34:40 UTC
    14441
  25. Chapter 22: Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder 2012-08-20 09:16:45 UTC
    14545
  26. Chapter 23: Braving the Elements 2012-09-30 14:20:10 UTC
    15004
  27. Interlude 4: And Now Everyone's Miserable 2012-09-22 15:24:11 UTC
    2597
  28. Chapter 24: A Healthy Diet and Exorcise 2012-10-01 01:59:22 UTC
    11996
  29. Chapter 25: Monster, Gangster, Soldier, Cyborg 2012-10-14 11:32:04 UTC
    12726
  30. Chapter 26: Spirit of Harmony 2012-11-23 20:17:48 UTC
    14315
  31. Chapter 27: The Unholy Trinity. 2012-12-23 20:01:00 UTC
    14333
  32. Interlude 5: Locked Out of Heaven 2013-02-17 12:58:26 UTC
    3190
  33. Chapter 28: The Promised Land 2013-06-03 20:20:19 UTC
    21916
  34. Meanwhile in the Lowlands... 2013-07-24 04:23:26 UTC
    1003
  35. Chapter 29: A Life Defined by Mistakes 2014-02-09 12:56:52 UTC
    21982
  36. Interlude 6?: A Sudden Shift in Perspective 2013-12-11 23:03:07 UTC
    1847
  37. Chapter 30: End of an Era 2014-02-22 00:51:26 UTC
    9679
  38. Chapter 31: Jekyll and Hyde 2014-04-07 21:01:20 UTC
    7917
  39. Chapter 32: Captain Cometson's Lunacy Adventure 2014-09-08 10:02:21 UTC
    2559
  40. When All is Dead and Still and Forever Unchanging 2015-11-15 10:19:20 UTC
    153