The Sunny D. Mystery

by MasaStormyPonez

Rating: mature
Tags: Kirins, Applejack, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Mystery, Fetish, Comedy, Narcotics, Profanity, Random
Length: 2424

As kirins of Peaks of Peril set on Ponyville to experiment with branching into the cider market, Applejack gets curious of their mysterious product called "Sunny D"...

A group of Kirins experiment with branching into the cider market, and who could be a better business partner for them than The Apples?
Applejack is eager to help with their blooming business, being honored becoming a taste tester evaluating their mysterious product called "Sunny D."

However, Applejack has her own doubts about the whole thing...

CW: An obvious anwser, pee drinking, watersports (no clop tho!), gross-out humor, Kirin beer jokes, predictable mystery, the oldest Applejack tropes in the book

Written for publiq for the 2024 Summer Sin Celebration.

Proofreader: SWikey

Published 2024-07-07 08:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-07-07 08:10:01 UTC

"Ah Know What Kirin Beer is, but what now?!"

"Big mac! Big Mac~!"

Applejack's voice echoed throughout Sweet Apple Acres as she called out her brother. It was a sunny morning and the cider season was looming only weeks away, meaning the whole family was busy doing various chores around the farm.

This time, however, she couldn't find her brother anywhere.

"Darn it, Mac! Where are you when I need you?!" Applejack shook her head in frustration. Seeing her little sister Apple Bloom in the distance, she called her for help.

"Hey, Apple Bloom! Ah gotta a meetin' to do. Can you please help Granny while Ahm away?"

"Sure thing!" Apple Bloom replied happily, "It's those Kirins again, right?"

"Ee-yup!" Applejack said smugly, "They just completed their new recipe. Ahm gonna check it out!"

***

After Applejack and Fluttershy had helped the Kirins out, some of them had moved out from their village to start different businesses all over Equestria. So had the new business partner for the Apples, a hazel pink-maned Kirin called Leafy Trail, who had build a brewery near Evergreen Forest with a couple of other fellow Kirins. Leafy already had a successful brand of Kirin beer on her belt, and now she was experimenting with branching into the cider market, making a deal with The Apples to use some of their crops for their cider.

Applejack saw lots of possibilities with their partnership and she was happy to come along. She arrived at the Kirin Cider Factory and was warmly welcomed as she stepped inside.

"Why, hello there, Miss Applejack!" Leafy Trail said happily she saw Applejack standing in the foyer, "You really came here as fast as you could!"

"Hey, whoever likes apples as much as me is totally a part of mah family!" Applejack replied proudly, "So, I reckon' you got that new product ready?"

"Yup! It's almost complete!" Leafy beamed and turned around, leading Applejack into her office. On a table, there was a couple of pint-like cider mugs filled to the brim with something that Applejack knew was their new product they had hyped for weeks after starting their partnership.

"Here are some samples!" Leafy chirped, with other Kirins gathering around her, "Please go ahead and taste, Miss Applejack!"

"Woah, no need ta be so formal! We're family now! But Ah will!" Applejack winked at the Kirins. She took one of the foamy pints from the table. She took a sip of the amber liquid, rolling it around in her mouth for a moment.

"Mmmh, not bad!" She said after swallowing, "Fresh and acidic and... Ummm, it tastes good, ah guess!"

"We're glad you like it!" Leafy said happily, "It's our secret recipe! We're calling it: 'Sunny D.'"

"Sounds pretty refreshin'!" Applejack smirked, "Ah reckon you have a secret ingredient here as well?"

"Well, not far from that..." Leafy giggled, "And if everything goes well, we will launch a ROYAL edition of this drink!"

"Royal edition, eh? Ah wonder what that could be!" Applejack wondered and took another sip from her pint.

"So, Miss Applejack!" Leafy cleared her throat, "Do you have any further suggestions?"

"Umm... Well, now that you said that..." Applejack tried to concentrate, "Maybe this's a little salty... And..."

It was at this moment that Applejack noticed the drink containing a weird aftertaste. It tasted somewhat familiar, but she couldn't put her hoof in what it was. Or rather, she wasn't sure what it tasted like, OTHER THAN the first thing that came in her mind...

No, it couldn't be!

"Hey, wait a minute..." Applejack looked at Leafy in confusion, "Is this pee?"

"Nuh-uh! It's cider!" Leafy shook her head and smiled, "It's fresh, delicious apple cider!"

"Indeed! We're not a beer factory!" Said a male Kirin in the background, before he was bucked to the side by a fellow Kirin next to him.

"Yeah, Ah know that! It's definitely cider..." Applejack rolled her eyes, "But this one's got this weird aftertaste. You sure this ain't pee?"

"Nnnope!" Leafy started to shake nervously, "It's DEFINITELY not Kirin pee!"

Applejack raised her eyebrow and thought for a moment. For her, everything started feeling a little bit suspicious. Could there be some kind of mix-up? Or maybe problems with their plumbing. She needed to investigate.

"Can you let me see your factory?" She asked, "We need ta fix this problem as fast as possible!"

"W-we-heh-ell... We.... Umm... Cannot show it right now..." Leafy replied nervously. Surprisingly nervous, that is!
"It's... Under maintenance!"

"Ok, that's suspicious..." Applejack didn't buy Leafy's answer, "Are you hiding somethin' from me?"

"No, our business does run smoothly!" one of the Kirins in the back reassured, "Smoothly enough! Umm... Smoothly like smoothies!"

"We're smooth operators, you know!" the male Kirin added this time, getting once again bucked in the side by the female Kirin next to him. "Be quiet, Storm Cloud!" She whispered annoyed.

Now Applejack was certain there was something fishy going on. Those Kirins were hiding something, and whatever it was, it certainly didn't stand the light day.

"Let me see your factory! Show me what you're doin'!" Applejack demanded sternly, making all the Kirins jolt. They didn't dare to say anything, but she could sense their nervousness from their actions. They just stood there, looking at each other nervously, not sure what to do next.

"Umm... I'm afraid we can't let you in, Miss Applejack!" Leafy stammered.

"What do you mean by-? Argh, fine!" Applejack sighed in frustration and stormed by the door in front of her, "Ah'll do it mahself! OPEN THE DOOR!"

"No, Miss Applejack! Wait-"

"WHAT THE-?!!"

As Applejack stormed inside the brewery, she was expecting to see all kinds of weird, enormous machines that were normally used for brewing cider industrially. Instead, she was met with something entirily different:

Inside the brewery, there indeed a giant container to which crushed apples were lead after they were tossed into the mill, but there was also an open facility resembling a bathroom, a metallic trough urinal and a row of barrels, pipes leading into the brewing machine a couple of feet away. And not only that, those facilities were used by three ponies right at the moment when she barged into the room, loudly urinating into them like drunken horses!

The ponies turned their heads towards Applejack standing at the door, and she was utterly shocked as she recognized the ponies before her.

"What in tarnasion?! Sunny Apple? Sunshine Blossom?! SUNDOWN SADDLE?!!"

"Howdy, Cousin!" All three ponies replied happily, not bothered even while Applejack had walked in on them.

Applejack started spitting and gagging right after realizing what she had been drinking. She almost vomited on the floor, but managed to swallow it down before it was too late. Instead, she turned around towards Leafy and the other Kirins with her eyes blazing with anger.

"Did you try ta poison me?!!" She screamed at her business partners, "You told me it wasn't pee!"

"Well, not KIRIN pee... That is!" Leafy tried to explain, only to shut up as Applejack stared at her furiously. She knew very well she was at the stage of turning into a Nirik if she had been a Kirin instead of a pony. But as Applejack was taking a step closer, she heard one of the ponies behind her calling her.

"No no, cousin! Don't hurt 'em!" a light green yellow-maned earth pony, Sunny Apple, called out from the back, "They're our employers! They hired us ta do this!"

Applejack stopped. She turned her head to look at her cousins in an utter confusion, "They what now?"

"These Kirins pay us a hefty sum ta collect our pee!" a pink green-maned earth pony, Sunshine Blossom, added, "We only need ta drink a lot and come here ta drain our tanks, then go drink more and so on. Rinse n' repeat!"

"We get free food and drinks!" a yellow brown-maned earth pony with a bucktooth, Sundown Saddle, continued, "They even gave us a free dental plan and health insurance! Ah don't know what those darn things are, but it feels nice ta have free stuff, ya know!" He then turned his head back down to watch his aim as he continued to go.

All that new information made Applejack's head spin.

"Say what? Are you tellin' me these Kirins pay YOU ta pee in their drinks!"

"Well, you see," Leafy Trail started explaining, "Kirins are able to produce beer on their own, but it'd be too bitter to be sold as cider. So instead of just diluting and sweetening the Kirin p- I mean, BEER, we decided to use pony urine instead. We'll make sure it's sweetened first, so we feed these volunteers with apples and then collect their urine, which then gets filtered and purified and added to the mix. Thus creating our newest product for all of Equestria to drink: Sunny D!"

"You're literally selling earth pony PISS as CIDER?!!" Applejack screamed, almost fainting at the revelation and the fact her business partners were tarnishing the whole concept of apple cider with their variation! That was a violation of the code of apples as well!

"In this case, yes!" Leafy replied with a scrunched face, "But, umm... Kirin beer isn't actually pee or anything..."

"Seriously, why pee?!!" Applejack asked annoyed.

"Umm... It's... Organic!" Leafy replied and grinned nervously, making Applejack facehoof.

"Ahh, gimme a break!" She sighed in defeat, having gotten bored with the weird customs of kirinkind. She felt a need to go home and forget all of this!

"Yeah, it's as organic as it gets!" Sundown replied as he finished and shook himself, his last drops dripping loudly against drain. Applejack's pupils were subconsciously following the moment of his junk as he did so. "And you know, we were goin' ta give Granny a half of our salary!"

"What celery?" Applejack asked in confusion, having lost her thoughts for a moment while watching her cousin's waving cock in awe. She finally realized what the name Sunny D stood for!

"Umm, the payment." Sundown kicked off the wall and blinked for a moment, "Ah mean, we're gonna give a half of it ta you! For the repairs on your farm!"

"Oh, you mean..."
Applejack was moved. She crossed her fore-hooves and looked away as she blushed, "Aww shucks! You were doing all this just for me and mah family? Ahm so flattered-"

She immediately shook her head after saying that.
"Ah mean... No, Ah still can't allow other ponies ta drink our pee! It's nasty, you know! We have ta think of sumthin' else!"

"Well, if ya say so!" Sundown shrugged and turned to leave, "Our shift's up anyway! See ya tomorrow!"

"Bye!" Sunshine and Sunny waved at Sundown as he left, jumping off the barrels to stretch their hooves and wipe their wet sexes with a rug. And as they walked away to leave, Applejack shook her head and turned around to face her business partners. Disappointed at the outcome, she changed her posture and tried to do her best Rarity impression to be taken seriously.

"Ahm real sorry Leafy, but Ah think we Apples cannot continue our partnership!" She said apologetically, "Ahm sad ta say it, but we're gonna reject your offer!"

"Oh, we understand..." Leafy said defeated, drooping down her head with the rest of the kirins behind her, "We're terribly sorry to hear that."

She turned away her head, looking at the floor nervously, "But... Umm... Are you sure NONE of the Apples are contributing for our business anymore...?"

"NONE of the Apples, Ah tell ya!" Applejack stomped on her hooves and gave Leafy a stern look, "What do you mean by that? Didn't Ah make mahself clear-?"

Suddenly, she could hear a door open in the distance, followed by a sound of heavy hoofsteps as a big stallion walked into the room. He walked right by the urinal and let out a deep sigh as the sound of his urine started hitting the metal, sounding like a surge of water coming out of a fire hose.

Applejack didn't say anything, because she already knew it. Putting the pieces together in her mind, she knew exactly who the mystery stallion behind her was. There was no doubt about it!

And still, she couldn't help but to look over her shoulder to confirm the obvious, maybe because of morbid curiosity or because she admitted defeat in her mind. And right after doing it, she immediately regretted it:

Behind her was Big Macintosh, looking at the ceiling and whistling as he leaned against the wall to stand to piss into the urinal, aiming with his turgid member hanging limply in his hoof. For a moment it seemed he didn't notice Applejack or the Kirins watching him draining his bladder only a couple of feet away, but after a few seconds his eyes shot open as he jolted in surprise.

"WHAT TA-?!! A-APPLEJACK?!!" he shouted in shock and tried to cover himself, peeing on the floor in process. He stared at his sister in front of him and grinned nervously as he tried to cut off his stream, feeling her stern gaze piercing him into his very core.

"Big Mac..." Applejack said in a cold voice, "You've got some explainin' to do!"

***

A couple of months later in Appleloosa, Braeburn was sipping from his pint of fresh apple cider.

"So, how do you like it?" Leafy in front of him asked, "Do you like our new recipe, Mr. Braeburn?"

"Why, Ahm in love!" Braeburn said pleased, "Reminds me of all those all guys's nights we use to have! It's sad mah cousin wasn't so fond of this stuff!"

"Ahaha, thank you! That's... Nice to hear!" Leafy looked around nervously and smiled, "This is of course our new royal edition of Sunny D!"

"Tastes pretty royal ta me!" Breaburn licked his lips, "Ah wonder how you managed ta get this crisp, sour aftertaste..."

***

Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle, Princess Celestia sighed in relief as she squeezed the last drops of her urine out of her plump royal pussy, her clitoris winking out a couple of times above the barrel she was just using as a toilet.

"Now that's the stuff..." She huffed satisfied, shaking her rump for a moment to fling the last looming droplets of her sweet nectar into the barrel.

"I do hope this is enough for those dear Kirins!"

THE END -

Author's Note

Happy Summer Sin Celebration! Hope you enjoyed! :trollestia: