Why hello there friend! It's been a long time since I've seen a human like you, how did you get to Equestria?

Oh, you aren't one of the few who know my story, are you? Well, I'll explain it simply so as to keep it short. I met a girl, been torn out of my life by said girl AND her wide arrangement of enemies, taken on multiple visages of people I don't know, gained a really kickass power to make anything I want without any effort, saved our asses several times with it, and was now hugging the small crater I had made after being hurled into it by a tentacled black fire monster named Argoron! All in a single week!

And now I'm stuck in Equestria in this alien body with no idea what in the hell is going on around me, and it turns out that that girl was a lot more than she said she was.

(Rated teen for mild language and maybe some future scenes)

This story starts off right before the events in the premiere episode of season 3, the return of the crystal kingdom.

(This story is meant to be a comedy, but on occasion it will take itself seriously.)

I hope you enjoy this story, because I made this fur you! (Intentional typo)