just my little pink pony

After pinkie and I got more closer to being a happier family, we decided to move from my parents house *you know because we have to leave the crime scene after my little incident with Tom*. My sister told me about some cabin in the woods that was secluded from society that will let me be able to let Pinkie play outside I quickly told her that that would be fucking boring so I baught a house next to the beach. Best decision in my life.

After getting settled in our new house pinkie decided to throw a beach party, I quickly told her that we can do that when it gets dark. We wouldnt want some people to see a tall guy with an overreacted pink pony dancing to music eating cake in the middle of the beach in the hot sun, she only pouted and said ok. I decided to take a nap to pass the time as for pinkie she went to go make invitations for my sister to come to pinkies totaly awsome celebration operation or the TACO party for short.

The only reason I woke up from my nap is the reason why I always wake up, and it always involves PinkiePie whether its involving one of her shananagins that always end up with her breaking something of mine or when she does her creepy self talking thing in the mirror, and let me tell you something boys and girls I swear when I see pinkie talking to her reflection I literally see two different ponys one that is all happy with puffy hair and the other with flat hair and creepy smile ...no lie bro no lie.

This time it was actualy not pinkie's fault for waking me up, but my sisters and nephew they wanted to surprise me and surprise me they did. I fell off my bed and hit my head on the table thats next to me and passed out.

“The mind bends and twist's to face the harsh realitys of life, but sometimes it bends and twist so much it snaps"

"Hello, Is there anybody in there?"

"come closer"

"who was that *turns to all sides but the rooms to dark to see things that are small* Is there anyone here? Show yourself." *the small body of a little girl.. no its the body of a pony and she's crying*

"are you ok Just nod if you can hear me *the pony nodds* good now, I hear you're feeling down well I can ease your pain *gets closer* dont worry I could Get you on your feet...er hooves again, *she whimpers and moves slightly away showing blood on her* just relax I wont hurt you, I'll need some information first just the basic facts can you show me where it hurts?" *the little horse looks up showing blood dripping from her eyes*

"WHAT THE HELL!!" "please help me daddy it hurts, why does it hurt so much daddy why?why?why? please make the pain go away daddy please." "Pinkie how...what...when...why are you bleeding?" I quickly face palmed for asking her why she was bleeding when she herself told me she didn't know. " is it your time of the month" I said as a joke with a hint of hope that it really is the occasion.*Pinkie sniffles and lets out a smile* " oh dad your style of humor is so funny" "get away from her thats not me thats pinkamena!" I turned around to see yet another Pinkie,

"Pinkie why are their two of you?" one of the pinkies then changed her expression and tone of voice "what do you mean dad, don't you know who your real daughter is what kind of dad are you to not know, shame on you" "don't listen to her dad you are the bestest best dad ever in the whole wide world! "shut up you good for nothing wench. Now dad you choose who do you want to raise me the smart and incredibly talented pinkamena or that dimwitt" "NOW DAD WAKE UP!"

"abbsbdbjbasdhbad" "what the hell *caughs some water out* who just poured a bucket of water over my face" every body points at Pinkie. I just kept looking at Pinkie " Is it really my choice to pick her emotions" she just looked back at me smiling. Then I heard her say what I never thaught she would say in her whole intire life

"Maybe we should cancel the party" every body in the room gasped at what pinkie said.

"Thanks Pinkie for calling off the party" I said whispering to her as my sisters where leaving still eating the cake Pinkie baked.

"No problem daddy but remember"

"Remember what Pinkie?"

"You still have to choose"

and with that she left to her room and locked the door.