Sky-Scared, New-Smell, Tree-Food, Sky-Fast, Nospeak-Goodfood & Sky-Darklight
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Sky-Scared, New-Smell, Tree-Food, Sky-Fast, Nospeak-Goodfood & Sky-Darklight
“Ow-woof! Uff ouff? Ouwoof!” (Wait! Am I a dog!? OMG!)
“Haaash, haaash, haaaash, haaash. eesh, eesh. EEEESH. EEEESH!” (Oh, my stars! I can’t see! What’s happened to my hair!? Why is it so long? I can’t see my hooves! I CAN’T SEE MY HOOVES!)
“Waf, waf, af, yap? Grr, aff! Eufff!” (Why’s everyone so big and… dog-looking? Spike! Is that you?)
“HUUUH, HUUUH? EEEEOUSH! EEEEEOUESH!” (Wh-where is everypony? Why are there tiny dogs?) “OROUF! OOROOUF!” (What’s going—oh, no! Was that me!? I’m such a loudmouth.)
“Ouwoof, ouwoof!” (Well, shucks. Now I know how Winona feels.)
“Grr…eeei! Eeei!” (Gotta dash!)
“BAD DOG! STAAY, STAAAAAY!”
“Wouf, wouf!” (Sure as apples, that whining, primping hairball is Rarity) “Eeesh, eeesh?”. (Wait. What’s that smell?) “Ooooeeewuf…” (I really gotta go…) Eeeeesh, eeeeesh, eeeeesh. (Aw, hay. Sorry guys, it’s this body.)
“Haash, Haash, haaash, haash, haash?” (Wait, why’s that mut whining and raising its leg?) “O-woof! wooof! Eeeesh, eeeesh, eeeeeeesh! (NO! Don’t you dare! Not near my coat! If that’s you, Applejack, I’m never speaking to you again!)
“Ap! ip, ip! Aff!” (Spike, focus!)
“Uff! Ouf-ouf! Uff-woof!” (Lemme play with that tiny dog!)
“Whoa! Easy, now—and you, stop yapping—and you, stop chasing that chihuahua!”
“Eeesh, eeesh, eeeeesh, aaaugh, aaaugh, ooowoof!” (Got-to-run. Gettit off!)
“And you! Stop trying to wriggle out of your collar!”
“Ou-woof! Ouf!” (Pick me up!)
“You’re a sweet lil' poodle-thing, but you’re too big to come up—hey! No licking! Be a good girl and stay!”
“Ou-woof?” (Aw, please?)
“ARGH! Down! Ugh, you guys! Well, at least this little one is easy to handle. Fluttershy?”
“Aff, yap, arp, fef, arp, ouf, yap? Yip, aff, aff, aff, afff! Arp!” (Of course I’m not Fluttershy, Spike, it’s me! Can’t you hear? We need to find a way to reverse this!)
“Ugh! Quiet! You can’t be Fluttershy… Pinkie?”
“Grr. Eff, aff, app! Arf, w-waf, ehf! Grr! Ooow-oow-ow-ow-waf?” (Thanks for picking me up, but don’t be so silly, Spike! The friendly one must be Pinkie! I’m a good girl who would never jump up like that! Wait—did I just call myself a ‘good girl’?)
“Aww, you're just a little yapper, aren't you!?”
“Grr! GRR!” (Hey! Stop petting me!)
“OW! No bitey.”
“Eeeesh, eeeesh… ouwof! Woof!” (It’s off! Gotta dash!)
“BAD—NOOO! Come back! OK, everydoggy stay!”
“Ooow-oow-ow-ow-aff aff aff!” (Everydoggy, we need to return to the portal!)
“Woo-aff? Eesh! Eesh, eeesh, eeeeesh.” (What, darling? I don’t understand!)
“Ouf, ouf? Grrr….. ouf?” (Ah wonder what that lil doggy is barkin’ about?!)
“’Eff’? Aff aff aff! Ooow-oow-ow-ow…” (‘Little’? I understood that. But the rest is just woofs…)
“OROUF! OOROOUF!” (Us-talk dog-speak little!) “Orouf, OOOOW." (Talk-me. Me know.)
“Aff! Afff! Eff! Aff aff aff?” (I understood you. Can you understand me?”)
“OWOFF! OWOUF!” (Yes, me Sky-Scared.)
“Aff aff aff? (Fluttershy?)
“OWOOFF.” (Yes.)
“Aff eff, app, app, arpp, aff?” (They only understand if I talk dog-speak? But you understand everything?)
“OWOOFF.” (Yes.)
“Yip! Aff eff, yip!” (OK. Translate, please!) “Ooow-oow-ow-ow-aff aff aff!” (We need to return to the portal.)
“OROUF! OOROOUF! OWOFF! Owoooooowowowoooo!” (Here bad. Us go home!)
“Woo-aff! Haash, haash, haash. haash, haash. Eeeesh, eeeesh!” (Oh, thank goodness! It is simply exquisite to hear some sense.)
“Ouf, ouf!” (Hear ya loud an’ clear!)
“OROUF. OOROOUF! OWOFF! OWOUF!” (You. Long-fur little is ‘New-Smell’. She know.) “ORRF. OOROOUF! OWOUFF... Eeeeesh 'OUFF UFF'? OUUF.” (Short-fur big is…um? ‘Tree-Food?’ She know.)
“Aff, eff, efff, ow-ow-owoof? Eff, yip!” (‘New-Smell’? Rarity, I think?) “Aff, eff, efff, ‘woooeeuf’, aff, aff, efff, aff, aff ow-ow-owoof?” (Well, in that case, ‘Tree-Food’ could be… Applejack?”)
“OWOOFF.” (Yes)
“Aff, eff, efff, ow-ow-owoof?” (Who is the other one?)
“OROUF. OOROOUF. OWOFF! OWOUF!” (Nospeak-Goodfood. She bad girl.)
“’Aff owooof’ aff, eff… efff, weff? Yip, app, eff, app. Grr! Wef, app, GRR!” (‘Goodfood’ is, err... maybe 'Pie'? I guess dogs have no word for pink! Well, it’s not like I can see many colours. How interesting! Also, she’s a bad girl!”)
“OROUF.” (Yes)
“Aeeyuff! Aff owooof? Eff, efff, weff?” (Wait! Where’s Dash and Spike?)
“’OROUF OOROOUF’ WOUF. ‘OWOFF OWOUF’ OWOOF OUF.” (‘Sky-Fast’ go. He hunt her.)
“Ou-woof! Woof! Oooooow, ouf, woof woof. Woof, ‘wouf owof’? Ouwof ouf!” (I don’t know why everyone complains about it being ‘a dog’s life’? This is pretty sweet!) “Ou-woof! Wo-wooof! Orough!” (Hey, you. Chase me!)
“Owooof!” (Stop her!)
“OROUF. OOROOUF! ROOOUGH. GRRR!” (Bad girl! Bad-bad. Not-safe.)
“Eeeshh… Woof! Ou-woof! Wo-wooof?” (Aw, come on, it’s totes fine. Hey, short-stuff, fancy a quick chase?)
“Grr. Aff! Weff! Aff…owooof. Aff, eff, efff, weff!” (Ahh! Scary! Get her to stop!)
“OROUF. OOROOUF!” (You! Hold-bite her.)
“Grrr-ouff. Grrrrr…” (It’s for your own good…)
“Eeeesh! EEEESH, EEEESH.” (Yeesh! Sorry guys.)
“OOROOUF OOUF, OUF?” (You good girl?)
“Eeeesh. Owouf, rough.” (Pinkie Promise)
“OOROOUF OOUF.” (She good girl.)
“Grrrrrrrrrrr. Ouf, ouf! Rrrruff.” (Hmmmmmmm, OK. Ah reckon it's safe.)
“Yip! Aff, eff, efff, ow-ow-owoof? Eff, yip!” (Right. Now, how can we get Dashie back?)
“OROUF. OOROOUF?” (You hunt her?)
“Eeeesh, eeeesh. Ouf, ouf, woof! Ouf, ouf, OUF. Arf. Grrrrrr.” (Ah reckon I’m the same type o’ doggy as Winona, an’ while she’s fast, that there’s some sorta greyhound. I ain’t catchin’ her.)
“OROUF. OOROOUF. EEEEEESSSSH.” (No hunt. Bad-bad.)
“Eesh! Eesh, eeesh, eeeeesh. Haash, haash, haash, haash, haash, haash, haash?” (Might I inquire as to what the problem is?)
“OROUF. OOROOUF.” (Hunt bad.)
“Eesh? Eesh, eeesh, eeeeesh, eeesh, eeeeesh, eeesh, eeeeesh. Haaaash, haash, haaash, haash, haaash, haaash, haash, haash. Eeeeeesh!” (What? I cannot abide talking like this. Also, I am simply boiling under all this fur. Is that a fountain? Why, a cold beverage would be simply divine!)
“OROUF. OUWOOF! OOROOUF.” (No. Bad girl! Stay.)
“EESHWOOF! Eeesh, eeesh, eeeeesh, eeesh, eeeeesh.” (FINE! ButI want you to know that I object to your tone.)
“Aff, aff, aff, aff, aff, aff—” (I’ve been thinking about the problem and—)
“Grrrr! Grrrrrrr! Ow-wow-woow-wooof!” (Shh! I can barely hear myself think!)
“OWOWOWO. ‘OOROOUF, ROUF-OOUF’ OWOOOOF!” (She ‘Sky-Darklight’ Leader)
“'Eeeesh, eeeesh...'? Eeeesh! Wow-woow-wooof!” (‘Sky Darklight Leader’...? Twilight! Oh, I do apologise!)
“Yip. Aff, eff, efff, ow-ow-owoof? Eff, yip!” (As I was saying, if we can’t catch her, could you call her back?)
“OWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO! OWOWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!” (Home. Home.)
“Yip. Aff, aff, aff, yip! AFF!” (She ignored you!) “Ow-ow-ow-woof! Aff! Affff!” (How aggravating!)
“OUF, OUF, OUWOOF.” (Dog-speak bad.)
“Ouf, ouf! Wouf. Wouf!” (Ain’t that the dog garn truth!)
“Eesh!” (Absolutely!)
“Yip, aeyuff, yuff. Aff, eoff, yip!” (I have an idea!). “Aeyuff, yuff, aff, aff, euff, eff! Aff, aff aff.” (Dogs are pack animals. What if we tried howling together?)
“OUWOWOUF! WOOOF WOOOOF!” (Brilliant, Twilight! Of course!)
“Yip?” (What?)
“EEEEESH, HAASH, HAAASH! WOUF.” (Oops, in dog-speak.) “WOUUOF. WOOUF: ‘WOWOWOOOO’” (You howl dog-speak: ‘home’.)
“Ouf, ouf. Wouf. Wouf, ‘Owooowoowwwwoooo?’ Woof! ‘Owooowoowwwwoooo!'” (Ya want me to howl, ‘home’? Sure. 'Home!')
“Wooooowooo! ‘Owooowoowwwwoooo’! Rrrawr! Wooowooof! Wouf, wouf! ‘Ahhhhwooooooooooooooo!’” (Howling for home! Hehehe! Rawr! Hehehehe! ‘Hoooome.’)
“Haaash, haaash, haaash, eeeeesh! Wooof ‘owooowooo’!” (If I must, I shall sing, ‘home’.)
“Yip, aff, eff, yup, aff, aff, aff, ‘owowowowowowowooooo’!” (OK, I’m small, but I’m loud, so I’ll join the call ‘home’.)
“OWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO! OWOWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” (Home. Home!)
“’Owowowowoooo’? Uff! Uff! Waf!” (‘Home’? ‘sup guys.)
“Aaah, aaah, aaaah… please… stop… running… just… stay.”
“OUWOWOUF! OWOWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” (Follow home)
“Wh-where… are… you… all… going? Aaah!”
“Yip, aeyuff, eoff, yip!” (C’mon Spike!)
