It Ain't Gay if it's for AJ

Big Macintosh wants Applejack. Braeburn wants Big Mac. Applejack wants Braeburn to GET Mac.

FOR JUNE

Big Mac wants Applejack, and they both know it.
Braeburn wants Big Mac, (and he's well aware), but also straight.
Applejack wants to watch Braeburn have Big Mac.
And she's willing to strike a deal with them to make it happen.
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