I stood in front of a house that was way too connected with nature. The house was mostly covered in grass. There were some small animal critters running around the field.

“How the hell is this even possible?” I asked while scratching my head.

“I’ve seen many things but this building hurts my brain,” The voice said.

“Is she one of those people that love earth way too much?” I asked.

“Well there’s only one way to find out and that’s by asking,” The voice said.

I got up and walked all the way to the door. I knocked on the door and waited for someone to answer.

“Hello, is there anyone inside, I’m a traveler who got lost while traveling through this forest, would you mind helping me find a town or city please?” I said.

I waited for a bit before there was a small click. The door opened and a small yellow pony with a pink mane looked out.

“Hel-eeeekk,” the pony quickly slammed the door on my face.

“Well that’s a bit rude,” The voice said.

“I know right,” I said.

I knocked on the door again.

“Hey you know it’s rude to close the door on someone, especially someone who’s lost,” I said.

There was no reply from inside. I sighed.

“Look I’m not gonna hurt you if that’s what you’re thinking, I’m just a bit confused about this world,” I said.

“Too honest,” The voice said in an annoyed tone.

“I rather not have to explain everything after being discovered and marked for termination or treated as some warrior that was sent to help them from a god,” I said.

After a while the door opened again and the yellow pony stood there shaking in fear.

“S-sorry for slamming the door on you,” The yellow pony with wings said.

“Oh it’s alright, anyway, mind helping me out a bit?” I asked.

W-what type of help do you need?” The yellow pony with wings asked.

“I just need to know more about this world and how it works, I would also like to know more about what life here is,” I said.

“You’re making this really obvious could you at least make some effort to be less obvious,” The mask said in my head.

“No I won’t be doing that at all this time,” I said out loud.

“Um, who are you talking to?” The yellow pony with wings asked.

She looked very concern for some reason. Oh right it’s a sign of insanity if someone does that or some mental bullshit.

“Oh yes I am very alright I just have a bit of a habit of talking to myself,” I said while hoping she would believe me.

She looked closer at me trying to figure out if I was really alright. After a while of staring at me she decided I was telling the truth.

“I guess I can help you understand our world, but I’m not good at explain things but I know somepony who can help you,” the yellow pony said.

“Really can you bring me to them?” I asked.

“Yes, I can bring you to Twilight,” The yellow pony said.

Wait a second I forgot something very important. Oh my god I didn’t introduce myself.

“Oh before I forget my name is Chaotic Comedy,” I said while holding my hand out for a handshake.

“My names Fluttershy,” The yellow pony said while shaking my hand.

“I hope this isn’t rude but what type of species are you,” I asked.

“Oh I’m a Pegasus,” Fluttershy said.

Pegasus, Pegasus, where have I heard that word before?

“HOW THE HELL DID YOU FORGET THE WORD PEGASUS, THEY USED THE WORD IN THE LAST WORLD,” The mask angrily yelled.

“Oh right that’s where I heard it,” I said.

The mask gave an annoyed sigh.

Fluttershy nudged me a bit which knocked me out of my conversation.

“Oh sorry about that I was just talking to the mask,” I said.

Fluttershy tilted her head a bit in concern and confusion.

“Well let’s go meet that friend if yours,” I said while walking in a random location.

“Um you’re going the wrong way,” Fluttershy said.

I stopped right in my tracks and turned around.

“Is it this way,” I asked pointing in the opposite direction.

Fluttershy shook her head. I looked down disappointed.

“I’ll show you the way just follow me,” Fluttershy said.

I followed behind her. The path we followed took a while but eventually I could see a very colorful village or town or whatever they call it.

"Whats this place called?” I asked.

“This town is called Ponyville,” Fluttershy said.

I snickered a bit at the obvious joke. As we got closer I noticed that the residents of the town were all ponies that were different colors of a rainbow.

“Geez how many skittles did they eat?” I said out loud.

“Terrible joke,” The mask said.

I rolled my eyes and continued following Fluttershy. It was only when I got closer that all hell broke loose. Ponies ran around in a panic. I watched as things like wagons and structures got destroyed.

“Haha this is fucking funny as hell,” I said while laughing my ass off.

Suddenly a rainbow blur appeared in front of me. It took me a bit to realize that the opponent was a cyan Pegasus with a rainbow mane and that she was aiming for a sucker punch to the face. I instantly bent my back to the point where my back snapped in half. I watched her face turn from serious to shock. I reached up and grabbed their rainbow tail and threw them at a building. My back quickly snapped back.

“ALRIGHT SKITTLES BRING IT ON,” I said as I raised my fists.

Suddenly a lasso went over my neck and tightened around my chest. My arms were quickly restrained. I quickly turned around and starred at a oarnge pony. I moved my arms and grabbed the rope. I began to slowly pull the now struggling pony towards me. There was another impact and I went flying. The rope was quickly let go out by the orange pony. I crashed through a house that was luckily abandoned. I got up and pulled the wooden piece of jagged wood out of my arm. Black blood leaked onto the floor. My wound was already healing. I quickly jumped out of the house and saw Fluttershy yelling or at least trying to yell at the orange pony and the skittle Pegasus. I slowly walked towards them.

“He was not dangerous and wasn’t attacking anyone,” Fluttershy said.

“But he attacked me,” The cyan Pegasus said.

“You attacked me first so I defended myself Skittles,” I said while patting her head.

She turned to me and the look of horror on her face was funny. I turned to look at the others and they had the same expression. I looked down and saw a large piece of wood sticking out of my stomach.

“Oh I didn’t feel that there,” I said as I grabbed it.

Lots of red and black blood spilt from my stomach as I pulled the wood out. I barely noticed the orange pony and cyan pony run away looking green. I did however notice that Fluttershy passed out. I dropped the wood and brushed the blood off my hands using the ground.

“Huh, I wonder where the other two went,” I said as I sat down.

“They ran off to go throw up somewhere,” The mask said.

“Huh so what do I do now?” I asked.

“Obviously wait till she recovers or the other two show up,” The mask said.

The orange and skittle pony showed up a bit later.

“Sorry about that sugar cube ah didn’t know you where harmless, names Applejack by the way,” Applejack said as she raised her hood.

“Names Chaotic Comedy,” I said while shaking her hood.

The cyan Pegasus snorted a bit and turned her head away from me.

“Rainbow Dash apologize,” Applejack said.

“Why should I apologize, I did nothing wrong,” Rainbow Dash said.

“I like this one,” I said with a smile.

“Rainbow Dash,” Applejack said with a look of ‘you better do it’ face.

Rainbow dash groaned.

“Fine, I’m sorry for attacking you,” Rainbow Dash said while rolling her eyes.

“Apology accepted,” I said.

I took out something and snapped it in half. I placed it under Fluttershy’s nose and she woke up.

“Hey Fluttershy welcome back to the living,” I said.

“What happened?” Fluttershy asked while rubbing her head.

“Oh, Skittles and Applejack thought I was a threat and while we fought a ummm a ball hit you on the head,” I said.

“Whhaaa that didn’t happen,” Rainbow Dash said.

“Shut up Skittles, best not to make her remember” I hushed yelled.

“Bu,” I stopped Skittles from talking by whacking her in the head.

She rubbed her head while looking at me angrily.

“Anyway can we continue looking for that friend of yours?” I asked.

Fluttershy nodded and led me through the town and towards a building that was a tree.

“Haha reminds me of those elves that live in trees,” I said out loud while laughing.

God it was good destroying the ones who deserved it.

Fluttershy opened the door and walked inside. I followed behind her and saw a giant bookshelf.

“Twilight are you in here?” Fluttershy called out.

There was a sudden loud continuous thumping sounds coming from the stairs. A purple dragon fell down the stairs and landed in a pile of books. I fell to the floor laughing while Fluttershy quickly went to unbury the purple dragon. Once I stopped laughing I went over to the piles of books and began to remove them. After removing a couple of books I realized that they were all about astronomy.

“Strange why would a dragon want to read astronomy, you guys mostly just laze around or destroy cities and threaten them for gold or people,” I said as I fished the purple dragon out of the books.

“That’s a horrible stereotype of dragons?,” The purple dragon said.

His eyes suddenly rose in fear.

“AAAAHH WHAT ARE YOU, DON’T EAT ME,” The purple dragon said while trying to break free.

“Relax, I don’t like dragon meat, it’s tough and hard, plus the scales get in the way sometimes, not to mention most dragons aren’t really edible,” I said while placing the purple dragon onto the floor.

“Spike are you alright, did any of your scales get damaged?” Fluttershy asked.

“I-I’m alright Fluttershy, but what is he,” Spike said while shaking.

“I’m a transcended human called Chaotic Comedy nice to meet you Spike,” I said while holding out my hand.

Spike shook my hand while shaking like he was cold. Weird the house was quite warm.

“Is Twilight here Spike?” Fluttershy asked.

“Yeah she’s upstairs using the telescope,” Spike said.

“Thanks,” I said as I rushed past them.

After a bit of looking I found a purple unicorn looking through the telescope.

“That’s not right why are there weird lines in the sky?” Twilight questioned.

“What are you looking at?” I asked.

“The strange lines that are in the sky,” Twilight replied.

“Oh you mean the runes?” I asked.

“Those don’t look like runes,” Twilight said.

“Maybe because they are from another realm or world,” I said.

“That’s physically impossible,” Twilight said.

“Is it though,” I said while moving the telescope slightly.

Twilight looked away and stared at me with anger before turning to shock then curiosity.

“Yo,” I said.

“What are you? What species are you? Do you have magic? Blah blah blah,” Twilight.

I stopped paying attention after the third question.

“Hey before I answer your questions can you answer mine first?” I asked.

“Oh yes of course, ask away,” Twilight said.

“Who rules this country?” I asked.

“That would be our princesses Luna and Celestia,” Twilight said.

“Does this world have magic?” I asked.

“Yes, this world has magic, if you’d like to go into details, Unicorns can use magic, pegasi can move colloids and fly, and earth ponies are strong, and the alicorns which have all traits can use the most powerful spells and are immortal,” Twilight said casually.

I took a sip of coffee and spat it out. Immortality was a very rare thing to come across.

“Are you sure they’re immortal?” I asked.

Twilight nodded.

“Neat well then will I be able to meet them?” I asked.

“I’ll contact them and tell them you’d like to see them,” Twilight said.

“Then that’s all my questions now then you can only ask me three questions,” I said.

A clipboard, piece of paper, and a quill appeared.

“Where did you come from?” Twilight asked.

“From dimension five thousand and six and was also the fiftieth world to be merged with other dimensions that managed to survive but not that long,” I said.

“What species are you called?” Twilight asked.

“I was originally a human till I became a demigod,” I said.

“What is a demigod?” Twilight asked.

“A being that has the blood of a god or has unnatural god like powers although I’m more of a supernatural demigod instead of a natural born demigod,” I said.

Twilight was about to say something but I stopped her.

“That’s all three questions for today,” I said.

Twilight looked disappointed but accepted my condition.

It ways at this point there was a loud sudden pop and a pink pony with an unkempt puffy mane appeared.

“Finally I caught up, sorry about that I forgot to introduce myself my names Pinkie Pie and I just came here to tell you that we will be throwing the super duper welcome to Ponyville party tonight heees the invite,” Pinkie Pie said before disappearing.

“Neat another anomaly that breaks physics like me,” I said out loud.

Twilight was confused for a second before shaking her head.

“So how long till they get here?” I asked.

“They’ll be here in maybe two to three days,” Twilight said.

“Ok well then,” suddenly I froze as I sensed a new energy that was very hostile. “I gotta go now I’ll be back here later right now I have something to take care of,” I said as I jumped over the balcony.

I rushed towards the forest. My knife formed in my hands and I vanished through the bush’s. It was already starting.

Author's Note

Woohoo another chapter done