CheesePie at the House of Mouse ft. Jay and Silent Bob
Ponyville, Equestria
10:00 PM
Ah.....the quirky town of Ponyville, this place is a well-known site in Equestria because this is where the Element Bearers live and the unmistakable sight of the Friendship Castle is where the Princess of Friendship herself, Twilight Sparkle resides along with her trusty dragon assistant and younger half-brother, Spike. There are many places that are notable like the Schoolhouse, the Friendship Castle, the Town Hall, the Sugarcube Corner, and more. But let's all head to the Sugarcube Corner, shall we?
In this bakery lived an Earth Pony mare who seems to be the bearer of the Element of Laughter and she goes by the name of Pinkamena Dianne Pie or Pinkie Pie for short. She lived and worked in this place ever since moving out of her rock farm and arriving in this town in which she had a normal life until the arrival of the soon-to-be princess, Twilight Sparkle and her dragon brother, Spike but let's not get into details since we know what happened, okay? But wait! She's not alone. Because with her is none other than her former rival turned ally and romantic partner, Cheese Sandwich and these two were up to something because when everypony was asleep or doing something else, the 2 party ponies decided to use a potion to create a portal which lead them to somewhere....
"Wait what?!"
"What?"
"But-"
"Don't question my logic, dude"
"Okay....."
Anyways, back to the story. The portal opened and out came the couple and where they landed you ask? Why, they were in ToonTown of course! And why you may ask, dear reader on why they were here? Well, it's because they are secretly guests at the House of Mouse! Yes, dear reader; I see that you are surprised ain't it? Moving on with the story, the couple headed to the door where Max was waiting for them but not before greeting Jay and Silent Bob
"Hey, Jay! Silent Bob!", Pinkie and Cheese called out in unison
"Yo, Pinkster and Cheester.", said Jay as he did a greeting gesture to them while Silent Bob nodded to the couple as a way of a greeting to them, "Snoochie Boochies"
"So what's gotten you guys lately?", asked Pinkie
Jay decided to tell them, "You see, me and Silent Bob are not doing that well coping with the new changes ever since that one incident in Leonardo, New Jersey and things are a bit difficult for us."
"Why is there no profanity in here?"
"Because it's an E rated story, reader. Now will you please stop interrupting so that I can go on?
"Ugh, fine!"
"Thank you"
Sorry about that, now where was I? Oh yeah, back to what they were saying!
"Aww, cheer up. I know you guys will do okay in here?", assured Cheese, "See ya later, guys"
The party ponies made their way to the reception desk where Donald, Daisy, Dante,& Randall were waiting for them. I know what you're thinking, reader: Why are Dante and Randall working at the House of Mouse? Well you see, my curious reader; the duo lost their job no thanks to Randall who left the coffee pot open again at the Quick Stop! *sighs* as usual, so they had to work again at Mooby's but guess what? They couldn't! And why? Because there was a bit of an infestation caused by a pack of rats due to some pranksters letting loose at the fast food restaurant, they had no choice but to find another job and it so happens that a mysterious being and please do not ask who it was, reader; was kind enough to offer up some vacancy at the House of Mouse, so they knew that there was no choice but to accept it
"Good evening, Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich!", Donald called out to the Earth Pony couple
"Missed ya, Donald. How's it going?", asked Cheese
"Same old antics, same old day"
"How about you, Daisy?", Pinkie asked her
"Well, life goes as usual", answered Daisy casually who then guessed out on the couple. "And speaking of usual. Table for two, right?"
"You got it!"
They managed to get a table for two in which they bid the duck couple goodbye whilst Randall asked Dante a question, "Hey, are we supposed to be here today?"
"Don't get me started", Dante told him in an unamused tone
Moving on, when Pinkie and Cheese entered the nightclub, they had paid for their seat and upon arriving at the restaurant/theater section for their seating, everywhere they can look were a ton of Disney, Pixar,& View Askewniverse characters sitting in some of the tables, chatting away with no care and other businesses as well while Goofy and the penguin waiters were serving them right away. The Earth Pony couple sat in their respective seats but decided not to order some food because the chef, Gus Goose had a problem of not serving some guests their food because he had a bad habit of eating them right away.
In the back stage, Minnie was busy as usual with the operations at the club. She went to the dressing room and knocked on the door where her boyfriend, Mickey was. She knocked on the door, "Yoo-hoo! Mickey, the show will be starting soon"
"I'll be right there, Minnie.", he told his girlfriend
"Okay, Horace; time for the lights", Minnie told her friend in which Horace gave the thumbs up in the control room. "Mic; you're up", she then told the talking microphone
"And now, here's your host the one and only mouse for you and me in this night club, Mickey Mouse!", Mic proudly announced as the host himself appeared on stage
Mickey chuckled, "Hi, everybody! Welcome to the one and only place we'd like to call...."
"THE HOUSE OF MOUSE!!", all of them shouted out with gleeful unison and then many cheering started to erupt in which Mickey calmed them down as he addressed them again, "Before we begin tonight's show, let's have a special performance from The Quack Directioners!"
And so, Donald's triplet nephews started performing their number, Cheese and Pinkie couldn't help but smile at the date that they were having tonight. "This night will be perfect for us", the couple thought silently in unison. When it was done, the show kept going on with some hilarious and quirky segments like Clarabelle's gossip or a bit of shorts by Mickey and his friends for some to laugh on and a bit of performances for them to be entertained. There were a bit of mishaps like Pete attempting to shut down the club only to fail miserably.....again or some villains attempting to scheme on something which was always thwarted every single time. When it was almost past midnight, Mickey decided to give one last guest performance for the guests
"And now, get ready to be blown away by the one and only, Big Bad Wolf Daddy!", Mickey proudly told them which caused some of them to grow wide-eyed on what he said
Some guests raised their hands and did a gesture while saying this, "Check please."
The performance blew the whole audience away when Big Bad Wolf Daddy finished his song and many of them clapped with joy on the final guest performer of the night as Mickey turned his attention to you faithful readers, "And now before we close the night club. A little word from Mic for the sponsor of this night."
"Thanks a lot, Mickey. And now this night is sponsored by Te Fiti Instant Plant Growth Fertilizers which keep your garden a nature-y touch that can attract the local wildlife and your neighbors. Caution! May attract more than just the wildlife! Exercise caution when applied to plants."
"See you real soon.", Mickey told the audience
And so, they all left the theater heading back to their respective homes in which Pinkie and Cheese decided to open a potion that opened a portal and brought them back to Sugarcube Corner where they decided to get a good night's rest after the date they had. Who knows when the couple can go back to the House of Mouse again to have some good, fun times without anypony noticing on where they even went.....right?
FIN
Author's Note
Since I'm too lazy to tell you guys what characters are in there, here's are some pictures to show you readers some of the films in this story:
If any one of you readers don't like this story, then don't say anything hateful towards it!
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P.S. Did a bit of editing to renew it.
