If there's one thing we're taught to expected out of life growing up, it's to always expect the unexpected.

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But, how in the world do you deal with it when said unexpected is waking up in the middle of the Apple Family Orcard, surrounded by the CMC as freaking Apple Dumplin from Strawberry Shortcake?

Not only that, I'm apparently the fairy version of Apple Dumplin from the Happily Ever After Sleeping Beauty episode at the same time?

The in the world is going on here?

Sex tag is simply there for whenever the MC talks about things a 6-year-old normally wouldn't know about.