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Hey so like

I just wanted to call to let you know

That I’m totally banging your boyfriend. Completely nailing him. To the wall even.

Whatever you’re doing with him sure as hell isn’t enough because Gallus is in my bed every night anyway.

hey that’s cheating!

the cards said I just had to call someone, it’s not my fault he already knows that I’m fucking your boyfriend Sandbar! So you better get here soon or I might steal him or whatever.

that’s not fair! I want him too!

keep your little bird, Yona wants Sandbar all to herself

hey if anyone’s gonna steal Sandbar, it’s me! And I’ll fight a yak if I have to!

no one’s fighting and no one’s stealing Sandbar! Can we just get back to the game?

sure sure, whatever buggywuggy Sandbar get your ass here before I start kissing all your girlfriends!

...even me?

especially you