Leave a Message at the Tone

by Meteor_Mirage

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Gallus, Anthro, Young Six, Starlight Glimmer, Sex, Smolder, Profanity, Slice of Life
Length: 1047

Sandbar can't get to you right now, so leave a voicemail and call him back later.

Hey hey it's Sandbar!

Looks like I'm not near my phone right now, probably sleeping or getting up to, uh, other things...

But hey, leave a message and I'll try to get back to you... eventually.

Written for the Thousand Words Contest III! This one is for the for Experimental.

Published 2024-07-13 22:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-07-13 22:10:01 UTC

The Burninator 0:00 -------------- 0:45

Hey so like

I just wanted to call to let you know

That I’m totally banging your boyfriend. Completely nailing him. To the wall even.

Whatever you’re doing with him sure as hell isn’t enough because Gallus is in my bed every night anyway.

hey that’s cheating!

the cards said I just had to call someone, it’s not my fault he already knows that I’m fucking your boyfriend Sandbar! So you better get here soon or I might steal him or whatever.

that’s not fair! I want him too!

keep your little bird, Yona wants Sandbar all to herself

hey if anyone’s gonna steal Sandbar, it’s me! And I’ll fight a yak if I have to!

no one’s fighting and no one’s stealing Sandbar! Can we just get back to the game?

sure sure, whatever buggywuggy Sandbar get your ass here before I start kissing all your girlfriends!

...even me?

especially you

The Burninator 0:00 -------------- 1:50

and it’s not like I need him here, but like…

So you’re not gonna call him again? You're such a dweeb.

I'm not a dweeb! He's just...clearly busy.

Any idea where he’s at?

Honestly? Probably still asleep back at the dorm. I forgot to wake him up, so this is all kinda my fault, huh?

Hey, Sandy’s a big boy. Despite how he acts sometimes. And if he doesn’t wanna wake up to hang with his friends, that’s a him problem.

It’s kinda an all of us problem at this point. I don’t know about you, the vibes tonight have just been off.

Nah, I’m chillin’. And it looks like beauty, bug, and birdy are too, so why don’t we just go join them and play cards or whatever?

Hey, sometimes we need a sidebar!

Maybe you need a sidebar, but I still need to get my smooch on. And Snuggle Poker is the most fun way to get that.

You know, I still don't get how Snuggle Poker works.

Sorta like this!

Gah!

…

…

Aw, you're purring~ Feel better now?

A little. I dunno, still doesn’t feel all too great.

Well, you know what I do when I feel like shit?

…is it kissing your girlfriends again?

Donuts.

You do donuts?

I eat them, dumbass. And I think you should too. Right now. Donuts.

Where in the hell are we getting donuts at 1 AM? You got them in your pack or something?

Nahhhh, we can just go to Sugarcube Corner. They’ve probably got a few leftovers left over.

They’re… closed. And I’m not gonna st- Gah!

How about now?

Kiss me like that again and I’d steal the royal jewels…

Sweet! Let’s start small though. Just a li’l B&E and some donuts. Wanna try Sandy again and see if he’ll be our spotter?

Sure, let me just- shit

Shiiiiit.

What, did I break your phone again?

I pocket dialed Sandbar. He heard, like, all of this.

Hell yeah! Hey Sandy we-

Birdbutt 0:00 -------------- 0:28

Yo dude, where’re you at?

We’re ready to start the party but Ocellus says we can’t ‘til you get here.

And you're not here.

Still.

Mostly I think she wants to smoke before we get into… whatever Silver brought to drink.

shit looks nasty honestly

Whatever, just give me a call when you’re on your way to the treehouse.

Uh, yeah.

Bye.

Grover’s balls I’m so awk-

❤️ Big Lady ❤️ 0:00 -------------- 0:29

Yona mad, Sandbar.

Yona very mad.

Yona not allowed bring yak moonshine to party

‘Oh no Yona, yak hooch make head hurt! Take sip and black out! Can’t feel claws! Feel drunk for days!’

That. Is. Point.

Weak creatures not know how to party.

Sandbar? Handsome adorable friend Sandbar? Know how to party.

Party harder than yak somehow. Big compliment.

Come make friends see light and party like animals.

💛🤍🐞💜🖤 0:00 -------------- 0:17

💛🤍🐞💜🖤 0:00 -------------- 0:17

Sandrew, it’s Ocellus.

So, as an update on the party? It is decidedly unchill.

I’ve decided to try and get a game of poker started to calm the waters.

But I just know Silverstream is going to try and convince us to strip.

I can try and hold out, but you know how easily I fold to that girl.

Call me back. Please.

📶🐟 0:00 -------------- 0:20

SaaaaaaaaaaaaaandySandySandbar!

sandbar

we’re getting donuts

Or I guess SmolGally are. That’s the pairing name I made for Gallus and Smolder.

I was gonna go with Gallder but I think that’s a wizard in your O&O thing.

Or was it Gilder.

Gargamel?

Hold on.

Hey guys what’s the wizard guy in Sandy’s O&O thing named!?

Silver shhhh! you’re gonna get us caught

Gingelein, Lord of Storms

seriously?

Thaaat’s him! Sir Jingly! Anyway bye Sandy I’ll talk to you later!

Don't Pick Up 0:00 -------------- 0:32

Don't Pick Up 0:00 -------------- 0:32

I hate making these calls this early

Sandbar, it’s Starlight. You already know why I’m calling.

And even if you don’t, yes you do.

Gallus, Smolder and Silverstream got caught breaking into Sugarcube Corner which… doesn’t even crack the top five for illegal things we’ve caught them doing.

Thankfully, Mrs. and Mr. Cake have agreed not to press any charges. Just so long as they babysit the twins while they’re out of town.

I tried to warn them, but… they need the break.

In the future, please get with Ocellus and get your polycule under control.

If Sunburst and I can handle Sombra and Trixie, then you can get your troublemakers in line.

Birdbutt 📞

…’lo?

Sandbar? Finally you pick up!

Sorry dude, I just woke up. I was wondering where my favorite griffy pillow went.

Oh nowhere important. Just at the treehouse all night. With our friends. For our vibe sesh.

…oh heck, I totally forgot about that. Guess that explains all the voicemails.

Yeah do me a favor and just ignore those. Last night got a little too wild.

Aw, I’m sorry I missed it then. Is that why I have a voicemail from Starlight too?

Yeah, it’s a… long story. Way too long.

Well I’m pretty hungry so… wanna tell me over breakfast?

Ugh, something to eat sounds pretty great right now. Where were you thinking?

Let’s go with Sugarcube Corner! I’m really feeling donuts for some reason.