Apparently, for changelings... love and sex are the same thing
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Apparently, for changelings... love and sex are the same thing
It started off as a great day for Spike. He arrived in the Crystal Empire, was praised by his adoring fans, and had a special meeting with Princess Cadance. He was unsure why she called him out to the castle, all by himself. She usually would send out an invitation to the whole team of six and less so him. Not that he was irritated by that logic. His friends were powerful allies for the Crystal Empire, and far greater heroes for the rest of Equastria. He just wished that the mare would treat him with the same level of respect as her citizens did.
in the end, Spike didn't care why he was here as long as he got some praise and might have time for his best friend Thorax. The reformed had become a lifelong friend and he would happily talk to him whenever. Once he was done seeing what Cadance wanted to talk to him about, he would make sure to visit the pal before he returned to his duties with Twilight.
It wasn't that easy for Spike. Cadance was busier than ever and was having trouble fitting him in, due to how full her schedule was. Frankly, he was surprised that she called a meeting with him in the first place, let alone found time. Thinking about it now, he was never told what this meeting was going to be about. Just that she had to see him as soon as possible.
However, a strange sense settled in as he arrived at the meeting room. Cadance was nowhere in sight. In fact, the guards were just as confused as him upon leaving the dragon to his devices. Spike was all alone in an empty meeting room for several minutes. He tried to discern a reason for Cadance's sudden absence. Could it simply be she was running late? Unlikely, considering how much she prides herself in being punctual. Was she busy with some other meeting? A possibility but it still didn't answer the question of why she wanted to see him when contacting him by gem. In fact, the message was so static he could barely see her, let alone hear her.
The only conclusion he could make was that something came up and he simply became a second priority. He tried to not let this get him down, yet it still felt like a slight betrayal. He did come a long way for this meeting and the princess didn't have to show up. Still, he wasn't going to let his day be ruined because of this.
"Guess I'm gonna have to head out without her," Spike spoke to himself, walking to the exit. "At least I can catch up with Thorax. I think he said he was going to the market today. I should be able to find him if I ask around."
The dragon was stopped upon seeing the door open. Things got more confusing as the very changeling himself arrived, wearing his crystal pony disguise. Thorax's eyes lit up as soon as they laid eyes on the dragon, a bright smile forming. "Oh Spike thank goodness I found you in time."
"Thorax?" Spike asked, looking over his friend. "What are you doing here?" The changeling's face fell, as though the answer slowly became obvious with blush and his foot scraping the floor. They had become so close over their few months that it wasn't too hard to tell when he was hiding something from the dragon. Spike raised a brow, crossing his arms and staring down the changeling. "You called me, not Cadance?"
Thorax let out a small laugh, rubbing the back of his head. "That obvious..." The changeling flipped into Cadance's form, before turning back to his base changeling form. "Yeah... sorry about that. I wanted to ask you something but the guards don't trust me near the contact gems."
Spike let out a sigh, shaking his head. He really should've seen this coming. "Are they being racist to you again?!" Anger grew in Spike's eyes. "I'll go down there right now and--"
"No no no, they're not." Thorax quickly assured, holding his hands up in defense. "No, that's far from my problem today..." He bit his lip and walked over to the table. "They've been on edge, really the whole castle has been on edge since I saw it..." He didn't exactly say what it was but there was a distinct blush growing on his face as he took a seat.
"Well, what was it?" Spike was always a dragon going straight to the point.
Thorax sighed, taking a deep breath as he spoke. "It was something with Cadance and a random stallion, and they were..." He winced and crossed his legs, trying to get the image out of his mind.
"Cadance did what with a guard." Spike walked over and sat beside him, more confused as the changeling turned away. "What did she do?"
Thorax sighed. "She was... doing something."
Spike sighed. "You gotta be more specific than that."
Thorax gulped. "Well... I didn't catch a good look, I didn't want to get caught." The blush on his face grew more intense and his legs struggled more he tried to process what he saw without thinking about the image too hard. "She was on her knees at first... then she pulled his pants... And... And..."
"And what?" Spike was beginning to regret pushing for answers.
"And she had her mouth on his... down there..." Thorax covered his face.
"You're not talking about..." Spike trailed off, the image of what the changeling saw forming in his head.
"There was so much breathing and groaning from the guard..." Thorax started to match the motion of those very breaths he was remembering. "And minutes later Cadance was covered in white!!"
"White..." Spike's eyes went wide. If the details before weren't already blatantly obvious, that note tipped the truth over. Now the dragon was shivering and crossing his legs as the image slowly formed in his mind. "Cadence was..."
"She's the princess of love so..." Thorax tried to reason the thoughts, now finally getting them out easier. "Maybe she was just helping the guard understand love." More of the images crossed his mind and his mouth couldn't stop spilling more details. "They stood up, he ripped out her dress, her legs crawled over his hips... And... And it stabbed into her--" He was finally stopped as Spike held his mouth shut.
"That's wasn't love." Spike tried to keep his composure but was struggling to keep the image doing certain things to his body. "That was sex!"
"Sex?" Changeling's eyes widened and his wings and frill rose up the second he heard those words. Despite his body already processing the thought, his mind hadn't fully caught up. "What is sex?"
Spike had to hold back his tongue, realizing the folly he put himself into. He knew the obvious problem is talking about such things with a changeling. However, his friend didn't know?! Spike raised an eyebrow at such confusion since all the legends said otherwise when it came to his kind. "You've never heard of sex?"
Thorax shook his head. "No... The words bring me bliss... Sex!" He shuttered out loud upon saying it again. He wasn't sure if this was bliss, but it was the best way to describe this growing feeling. "What is sex? How does one sex?!" His mouth dropped as his fangs bared.
The dragon grabbed his friend's mouth and forced it shut. "Sex is not something you want?!" He tried to plead with his closest ally but jumped back as the changeling licked his claw. "Stop it! We're talking about a serious act here."
"I want to know what sex is?" Thorax's eyelid loosened and he leaned onto the dragon. "Show me how to sex, Spike!"
"No!" The dragon quickly retracted, his whole face now red. He quickly pushed his friend off. "Stop asking me that?!" Anger grew in his voice as the dragon tried to control himself, let alone his friend, who clearly growing in stress the more he denied him. "It's an adult act, okay! It's something you do with your lover, not a friend."
"But we are both adults?!" Thorax stood up, walking around Spike and bracing him against the table. "Your birthday was three months ago. I was there remember? I brought you the biggest cake you've ever had." He left over to Spike's neck and whispered. "You said it was the second-best present you received that night before Rarity took you into the other room and..." The changeling groaned and shuttered as the classic green glow of his shapeshifting kicked in.
"That was completely different." Spike tried to push back without hurting his friend. However, things were only made worse as the changeling returned to his crystal pony disguise, only with a few large differences. Mainly the size of the chest, and the width of the hips all matched a mix of proportions akin to both Rarity and Cadance. Spike tried to avert his gaze to the full cleavage on display. "Thorax, stop that! We're not having sex--" He was stopped by a hand over his mouth.
"Oh, that's a great idea." Thorax's voice was still his own, despite his new appearance. He didn't bother hiding his intentions behind his eyes, looking over Spike. He dragged his feminine hands over the dragon's shoulder and down his strong belly. "We can start where Cadance did." His eyes gleamed at the rising pocket at the bottom of Spike's scales. "Oh, I wonder what' taste like." He quickly dropped his hands and rubbed his soft fingers over the bulge.
Spike couldn't hold back his moans. "Thorax, you can't do that?!" His frills flicked and his back tensed as his dragon cock flopped out.
"Wow!" The changeling was surprised as it slapped him so hard it nearly threw him out of that mare face he was wearing. "It's a lot bigger than that guard. I think his name was Flash..."
"I'm a dragon. I'm bigger than most ponies... At least according to Rarity." Spike moaned, trying to keep his voice down as the changeling continued his touch. "Now please..." The dragon was silenced as a wet tongue slithered along his length, starting at his tender tip. It trailed down the whole shaft, licking to the wide base. There, he teethed the edge of the dragon's balls, earning a hard groan as he pulled that out of the pocket as well.
The changeling giggled, holding the green wrinkled flesh in his soft palm and letting his tongue play with the tender skin. He licked and suckled, earning another groan, working his way back up. The second he hit the tip again, his mouth was opened wide and his lips slid over.
"Wait!" Spike's mind was racing as the pleasure took over. The warmth and moisture of his friend's mouth so tender and smooth, nothing like the plappered mouth of Rarity. His hand raised to the changeling's crystal mane in an attempt to stop him, but instead the please just made the dragon's claws caress. The changeling didn't stop either, not even to swallow. He was slobbering over the whole thing white bouncing it between each cheek.
The dragon was losing his grip, his mind fading away. Despite this being the changeling's first time, he knew how to move that mouth and work that tongue. The soft moans of his mare shape slowly took over his own groans, bringing greater pleasure to the dragon he was sucking off. It didn't help that his feminine form was pressing up against the dragon's body, her breasts rubbing his leg and his hips grinding toward the dragon's tail.
"Oh... shit... I'm sorry Thorax--" It was too much, even for a young dragon. Spike couldn't control himself and the moans of his friend just drove him wild. He dropped both hands onto the ears of the changeling and started fucking into his face. The mare's eyes lit up and her moans became louder and gagged. The tongue worked faster and the mare body pressed harder against the dragon, dropping those tender fingers off the balls and over the dragon's flexing ass.
The changeling's mouth was a mess. His spit was everywhere and his lips were stretched tight. Each time that incredible tip hit that throat, he moaned exactly like Cadance did that day. Even the same muffled cries drove him to reached over his new mare body, groping at his large breasts, dropping all sense of clothing in a quick flash of green. Feeling the nipples beyond were just as insane, raising a peak inside him he never knew possible. He couldn't take this, the form's vagina was already leaking all over the floor as the dragon took him.
"Thorax!" Spike cried out as his balls tensed. "Oh, fuck... Rarity!!" The changeling's eyes widened and he froze, the dragon's cock pressed so deep in his mouth. There was no escape and no chance to pull back. The cock's pulsing throbs, the hot semen splashing over his taste buds. Thorax tried to moan and cry out, but it was all muffled by the dragon's shaft and the thick cum sliding down his throat. The changeling didn't have any other choice, but to swallow, drinking down the whole load before the dragon even had the chance to pull out.
The incredible taste sparked something deep inside his mind. As he felt the cum slide down his throat and settle in his stomach, his whole body began to shiver like never before. All confusion of this whole process faded as his thoughts became one with the mare's body. He was Thorax, but he was also her... A lovely mare with one thought on her mind.
Slowly she stood up and swung her body left and right, staring into Spike trying to gain back his composure. "That was so yummy, Spikey." She leaned over and wrapped her arms around his strong body. Thorax never realized just how sexy her best friend appeared until now. Her hands pinched and probed over his muscles with great vigor.
"Thorax... We need to take a moment and think about this--" The dragon was stopped by incredibly powerful and dominating kiss from his best friend. She shoved her tongue into his mouth, swirling and slapping around his sharp jaws. He didn't get much chance to breathe as he broke the kiss. His eyes widened upon seeing the changeling trapped in a sexy, busty form, now straddling her large hips down to his cock. "Wait, are you really going this far?! You're not thinking straight!"
"Please..." The mare spoke with his friend's words but a lustful mare voice. "Please help me crave this desire..." Her pussy was dripping all over the dragon's shaft, only making things worse for him. "It's so good, but my body needs more." Her hands caressed the dragon's body as she slid her inner walls closer and closer to the tip.
The dragon's mouth fell open, his eyes closed and his claws dug into the table. "You can't possibly want this?!" His mind was going mad, not sure if it was his best friend or the mare from talking. "Sex is something you do with someone you love, not a random fling!"
"And you don't love me?" Thorax laughed with utter glee at the blush on his face. "Besides... I doubt Cadance was in love with that guard, ah!" She screamed as the tip traced over the entrance.
"She was cheating on her husband?" Spike retracted his stride. "And that's very wrong--" He was stopped as his friend covered his mouth again.
"Then do wrong with me. Cheat on Rarity right now, with all that pride and strength!!" She shoved her hips down, wincing and moaning as the shaft parted her walls. "Ah... so big." Her other hand clenched at his shoulders, her eyes rolling into her skull.
"Thorax... oh... Gabby..." The dragon was fighting his own desires and the tightness of his friend.
"Who?!" The changeling questioned the sudden name change.
"Just shut up and take it..." His hands raised up, not able to pull her off, and instead, caress her bottom into place. His frill shook as her insides were squeezed every inch of his shaft, sheathing down to his wide base. "So Fucking... Fine!" He winced and gritted his teeth.
"Spike!!" Thorax's head rolled back and she began to ride against her friend. "I've never felt anything so incredible!!" She started to bounce, her hips moved slowly at first. Even with all the lust driving her actions, she was still just a virgin. She was moaning like a lustful whore, her whole body shivering and her mind racing. This was the greatest experience of her life and she needed more. Her legs wrapped around the dragon's hips, trying to pull him deeper inside her.
The dragon groaned, the heat and wetness of his friend's body were far greater than Rarity and Gabby's. Was it the changeling DNA that was making this feel so good? Her virgin pussy? Or this growing feeling in his heart with all the strangeness? Whatever it was, Spike was struggling to keep an image of his two previous lover's sexy form in his mind. Slowly, ever so much, Thorax's sexy shape was slowly replacing that visage in his brain.
He grabbed her hips and started moving, thrusting deep inside her. The mare's cries of pleasure only drove him to move faster and push her down harder. His eyes locked on her form, watched her tits bounce and the look of pure joy on her face. She was his friend, his best friend and it was clear she wanted this, more than anything. His thoughts and mind were consumed by her presence, wanting nothing more than to bring her that pleasure and more.
"Yes, Spike!!" Her hands caressed over his incredible body as it plowed into her. "This is so amazing, keep fucking me!!" Her wings spread out, her mouth gasped and her pussy tighten. Every motion was just sending her mind and her body over the edge. The pleasure was beyond all the wildest concepts in the pony realm. Old visages, memories he thought were long gone, flooded the changeling's mind. Sighting his mother, the queen, getting plowed by thousands of different mates. Her mind and her body were filled with the same levels of lust and desire that drove the queen's actions.
"Rarity... Gabby... Ember... Thorax!!" Spike could barely keep his mind together as he pounded into the changeling's form. He couldn't believe what was happening, nor the fact his friend was so eager to please his hard dragon cock. He was fucking his friend, a male, no, a sexy, damn hot as fuck changeling mare wanting nothing but to pleasure him. Even the dragon's own desires were taking over, wanting to return the favor.
His fingers reached out, groping her breast and pulling her closer. He couldn't take her mouth, so the jaws took the nearest nipple and sucked on it. The changeling screamed louder and the pussy tightened even more. Spike's teeth clamped harder and his hands dug deeper into the body. His hips moved faster, his legs lifted up to give him better leverage.
"Please, Spike!! Don't stop!! I love this so much!!" She didn't care who heard, the pleasure was too great and too wild. The room was filled with their moans, her wetness, and the slap of their sex. The changeling couldn't even keep up with the pleasures, her pussy was already rising to another gushing finale. She didn't want to yet, her mare side was so close again.
Spike was in a similar boat but was trying his best to hold out. Her tight walls were doing such incredible things to his shaft, not even Ember's rough throat did such a number on him. The dragon's whole body was tensing and he could feel the fire building up in his lungs. However, he held it in, not wanting to let loose. He was already guilty for letting go inside her mouth but inside there?! Just how much of his friend was still a stallion and how much was a mare? Did she even have a womb, let alone the ability to produce eggs?
The dragon's mind was racing with every question, the more he was trying to hold out. His body was begging him, pleading, to just let it loose. The pleasure was pushing beyond his limits. Breaking his jaws from those awesome breasts, he pleaded into her ears. "Are you about this?"
"Oh yes, Spike!!" Thorax screamed, the pressure was rising and her pussy was already squirting. She couldn't help herself, it was just too amazing. She leaned forward, her eyes locked on the dragon. "Please, Spike... Fill me with white once more!!" Her hands clasped his cheeks, their eyes locked and their lips connected.
Spike winced and finally caved. "Oh, Thorax!!" He let the fire out, his whole body shaking and his cum flooding the deepest parts of her pussy. The changeling's screams were silenced, and her body simply jolted slowly upward with each pulse as white. Her eyes rolled and her tongue flopped out. Even her wings and hair were twitching as the orgasm rocked her entire body.
Suddenly, something totally unexpected happened. Starting from the base of her pussy and growing upward over her legs, body, arms and soon head. Thorax's whole body glowed a distinctly different bright green. This wasn't the classic shapeshifting, no, this was something else entirely. A new power flowed from her body, lifting her off the dragon's cock.
Her chest glowed, growing outward as the breasts flattened and the hips shrunk At first it seemed like he was returning, Spike's friend, no longer consumed by lust. However, as the glow got brighter, another silhouette began to take shape. deer-like horns shined into shape upon the head, like that of a crown. The wings grew far larger and all holes over the entire body sealed up. The flat chest grew out again, taking a busty shape once more, but not a copy of Rarity or Cadance. Several slits grew around the pussy, topped with a distinct and firm cock.
When the light finally dimmed, Thorax's entire body was now so much more beautiful and alluring to the dragon. His body was strong, his face was handsome and his dick was just as packed as the dragon, but somehow that didn't both him. Beyond that were also, slender hands, a large and perfect pair of breasts, a tight ass, and the cutest little tail. It was clear the changeling was a mare, but his cock and balls were a clear sign that he was a stallion.
"Thorax..." Spike was still panting and dazed.
"I... I don't know..." The lustful voice was replaced by two voices, speaking as one. A mare's voice and a stallion's voice. "My mind feels so better." He looked over his body, touching all the new parts and caressing over his smooth skin. "And my body... This feels so perfect. So right... so..." He locked eyes on the dragon again. "Oh, Spike." He jumped forward and wrapped his arms around the dragon. "What's happening to me?!"
"I don't know..." New feelings grew within Spike upon holding this new form of his friend. He felt protective of her... or him... whatever they were now. His heart was beating and his cheeks flushed. "But we're going to figure it out, together." He stopped himself, realizing how much tender he said this time compared to other more friendship-related times.
"Together?" Thorax pulled back and locked eyes with the dragon. Slowly, they leaned into the dragon's face. Spike's eyes widened only a little bit before closing the distance too. Their lips connected and their tongues danced. There was a new vigor between the two, not a lustful desire, but an affirming of their feelings. There was a blissful need growing in them, an undeniable passion.
They continued to kiss as Thorax rolled their new body around and caressed their back against Spike's chest. There wasn't a single hesitation in the second penetration. The dragon's cock pressed at the anus this time, while one of his hands drifted onto the changeling's cock, working it into form with his thrusts. The changeling was gasping and moaning, their mind and body in perfect harmony for the first time. They didn't care about their new body. They only cared about being together with their beloved dragon in this intimate moment.
It was far different this time around. There wasn't concern, boundaries being broken or even outright violation. No, these two wanted to enjoy every second of this moment. Spike's fingers worked the cock, teasing and pleasuring his lover in their new form. The changeling was far slower in their thrust backs, taking their time and enjoying the pleasure. They wanted this to last, to feel every sensation, to enjoy every moan, and felt the pressure rise up within their loins. There wasn't any fear or doubt anymore. They were simply enjoying the pleasures and the blissful company.
Their mouths broke apart, gasping and moaning into the air. The changeling's head rolled back, their eyes locked on the dragon's as they smiled. Spike smiled back, his free hand cupped the cheek and he brought his friend back for another passionate kiss. He didn't stop his hips and neither did his lover. Both their minds and bodies were focused on the same task and the same goal. Their hearts and their souls were united and their lust, no, love, and desire were all for one.
They could feel it rising within them, the pressure, the heat, and the need. Their bodies shivered and their muscles flexed. "Spike! Something is rising in my tip..." Thorax cried out, breaking the kiss once more.
"Thorax... aim outward and just think of me..." Spike followed up, loving every second. "You know what to do!" His hands dropped down and wrapping the changeling's fingers around their cock. Making sure they were in place and working in the same motion as he gave them before wrapping his claws around that tight as fuck, damn good ass!
As the two began to shake against each other with erratic effort, the door to the meeting room began to click. Neither could hear it in their bliss, nor see Cadance, Rarity, and Twilight arriving. "We can have a private meeting in here--" Cadance stopped cold to the scene as the rest were frozen with utter shock and confusion.
"Oh, Spike, I love you!!" Thorax's wings spread, their bodies tensed and their toes curled.
"Same...!" Spike groaned as his final riptide of white was unleashed.
The dragon cum flooded over the floor with a mighty splash. The changeling's head rolled back and they screamed into the heavens. Their new cock flared and pulsed before unleashing a rainbow stream of semen that sprayed all over the table, and chair, reaching the three mares and caking them in spunk.
******
Hours later, and after a long hot shower, the five were in a totally separate meeting room while the previous room was mopped and sterilized. It took a few minutes to get a handle on the whole situation and the explanations. Cadance was quick to explain the changelings and the breeding process. The only way to stop a changeling's sexual hunger, and even more importantly a mare's, was a massive orgasm.
"So, you mean, if he hadn't had an orgasm..." Spike's face was beet red and the thought.
"He'd have probably ended up having sex with one of us." Cadance looked away with utter embarrassment.
"Luckily, he didn't?!" Twilight was standing on the other side of the room, tapping her foot on the floor with great frustration. She raised a whip and cracked into Flash's naked ass. "How dare you cheat on me?!"
"Ow, Twilight!! Please, forgive me!!" The guard cried out, joyful tears streaming down his face.
"Don't change the subject." Cadance rolled her eyes at the display while turning her attention to Spike and the newly transformed Thorax. They were sitting right next to each other and hands while Rarity was somewhere else in the room. The mare-stallion had a bright smile, a blush, and shivering to the whole scene. "Spike, it seems your friend... had a sexual awakening of sorts." She raised her horn to them and scanned over twice while ignoring the winces from Flash as Twilight started to gag him.
"We... didn't know what was happening," Spike admitted, leering down at Rarity before taking Thorax's hands rubbed his chest. "But I don't seem to regret it."
"Normal reaction for a broodkin." Cadance dropped the spell and rubbed her forehead. "I can't believe this happened on my watch."
"Broodkin?" Spike raised an eyebrow.
"Like Shining was for Chrysalis!" Twilight shouted from the other side of the room, pushing Flash down and pouring lube off the strap on she was preparing. "Thorax will now have to rely on you to procreate his own hive of soldiers."
"Procreate?" The dragon's eyes widened and he turned his attention to his friend. "I don't want that kind of responsibility." He tried to back away but Thorax grabbed him. "I mean... Rarity... And Gabby..." He groaned at and rubbed Rarity's mane.
"Calm down!" Cadance placed her hands on both their shoulders. "Thorax is the only one giving birth... hence the multiple holes."
"But... I'm not ready for a family." The dragon's eyes darted back and forth. "Rarity and I haven't even thought of marriage or... or... kids!"
"Oh, Spike!!" Thorax leaned in and kissed the dragon's cheek. "It's okay. I won't force you to do anything you don't want. We're friends. Friends look out for each other and respect each other's choices."
"You don't need to raise a thing!!" Twilight screamed with a cruel grin as she plowed the dildo into Flash. "You're just a stock of semen for Thorax."
"That's true." Cadance shrugged, only making Spike sweat a bit more.
"But I'm already dating others--" Spike groaned and filled Rarity's throat with white. The mare had been sucking him off the whole time since the conversation started. Taking in his seed with quick gulps before finally entering the conversation.
"Oh, Spikey. I already share you with Gabby and even Ember at times, why not add this massive cock to our growing harem." She giggled as the changedling's cock grew to life upon seeing Spike's climax. "Oh my, look at the size of that thing." She licked her lips and didn't hesitate to wrap her mouth around it too.
"See, you're not alone." Cadance laughed at the mare's lustful nature, it grew a craving inside her and turned her eyes to Twilight and Flash's actions. His own cock flopping about as the alicorn fucked him was just as intense. "There is nothing wrong with having multiple mates..." She stepped off her chair and down to her knees, crawling toward Flash's meaty prize.
"Back off, that cock's mine!!" Twilight growled.
"No, wait!!" The pegasus reached out, but he was already too late. Cadance had her hand on his balls and her mouth on the tip.
"Fine, two can play that game!!" Twilight flicked on the vibrator in his pussy and thrust harder int Flash's ass, making his fuck mad into Cadance's mouth.
"I have no words for this scene." Spike blinked as he watched the three.
Thorax laughed and turned Spike's full again back to him. "Then, just make out with me, broodkin." He leaned forward and planted his lips against the dragon. Spike couldn't argue with his friend, no, his new lover, and leaned inward. His fingers wrapped around Rarity's face and forced her down the length of the changedling.
******
Just outside, guard ponies rolled their eyes at the growing sounds of the orgy inside. One sighed and pulled out a flask. "The sooner Shining returns from fucking dignitaries, the sooner the rest of us can have a break from that freak of a wife." He took a swing before giving a sip to his friend.
"Agreed." His partner replied and they continued to stand post
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Author's Note
No, this won't get a sequel. That ending took a lot to push a continuous out of me, nothing could happen. Sometimes the clop just needs to end and I took this one as far as I could. I'm sorry if you want more.
